Separated At Birth

Filed under: Personally Perez > Fashion Smashion > Beauty Buzz > Marc Jacobs

Left: A newly blue Marc Jacobs. Right: Perezzzz.

[Images via The Dish Rag.]

Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 8:10 am / Email this »

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nicki says – reply to this

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Perez pulls it off better !!
askdf says – reply to this

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oh you wish… but you have a nice smile in that pictuer
chsmadison says – reply to this

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in your dreams perez
michelle says – reply to this

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firstttttttttt bitches…….oh yeah perez u wish u looked like marc jacobs and were as successful as him…please stop promoting yourself on your website…its tacky
be says – reply to this

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no comparison…mj is fine…
ded says – reply to this

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you look like a fat sno-cone. cute though….
Christopher says – reply to this

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He wishes he looked like PEREZ!!! LoL
Gorjess says – reply to this

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lol, not quite, perez.
Mystique says – reply to this

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Perez, the blue hair looks good on u! U have really nice blue eyes, if I do say so myself!
PerezIsNotHot says – reply to this

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Perez you wish you were as hot as Marc Jacobs but you're not! Damn, it's a shame that Marc is gay because I would love to do him!!!
lalala says – reply to this

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Nice colour! Maybe this is a new trend? Smurf hair!
whaaat says – reply to this

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the blue brings out your pretty eyes, perez!
Mona says – reply to this

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More like: separated by at least 100 pounds of low grade fat.
Isait says – reply to this

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youre looking kind of humen, Perez. Congrats!
but your jaw is still looking way too huge!
Love,
Isait!
James says – reply to this

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You FUCKING Wish….HA HA HA HA HA!
me says – reply to this

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1ST
Alayna says – reply to this

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I SO want a man-wich with these two
22 says – reply to this

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hmmmmmm..marc looks hot sometimes..u both look ewww in these pics
julia says – reply to this

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You wish, fatty. MJ is hot and toned. You… not hot, very fat.
mybagisgreen says – reply to this

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you fucking wish, you fat cum stain.
HM says – reply to this

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The University of Illinois, Chicago is isolating the gene that causes Homosexuality. The debate might finally be over once the study is done. According to researchers, the gene could be classified the way the Alcoholic gene is passed from both parents.
jason says – reply to this

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thats a stretch miss thing
T-Meister says – reply to this

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Silly boy…you wish.
Erin says – reply to this

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Perez…you are looking adorable in that picture. If you ever decide to switch teams, I would be all over it!
Wolfie says – reply to this

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I see blue and he's gllllloooorriouuuuss!
jason says – reply to this

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pleeeeeassee
in your fucking dreams
NEWFOUNDLANDlovesperez says – reply to this

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DONT THINK SO!
rita says – reply to this

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YOU WISH!
PEREZZZZZ says – reply to this

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Joe. says – reply to this

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u fucking wish, hes actually good looking and not a fat ugly cunt and has real talent unlike you.
debbie says – reply to this

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LOL>>> YOU WISH!!! You will never ever look like Marc Jacobs on his WORST day!!! you look like a gerbil that came out of a slushy machine
Stafford says – reply to this

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I love Perez - but that is just an insult to Marc Jacobs!!
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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not first and i surely expected you'd do this sep.at birth with marc jacobs when i saw her yesterday.but my sweet Perez u r much better than him.and please don't change your hair color again.it looks very nice on u and it matches your personality.
Susse says – reply to this

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Naw..that's cute.
JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this

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WTF???? Hip and fabulous and talented = fat and fugly? Perez you are dilusional.
imsorry says – reply to this

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but im not down with blue hair
its fucking ugly
dye your hair something more natural
and nice looking?
truth says – reply to this

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No. Marc Jacobs is far better looking.
☼☼krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl☼☼ says – reply to this

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☼☼♥zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ♥ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥☼☼

☼ Perez, U 2 R twinz..dang◘ Luv the blue hair ☼

♦♦♦♦♦…………………..nice earring………………..♦♦♦♦♦
Mel hearts Perez says – reply to this

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You definitely pull it off better, it brings out your eyes =)
Robert says – reply to this

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re: Joe- Damnit, you beat me to it
John says – reply to this

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NOT EVEN CLOSE! Jacobs acutally looks somewhat normal.
Lorie says – reply to this

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Hmm….are you losing weight Perez? Look great…good for you!
mt star says – reply to this

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Perez I am not a hater but honey YOU WISH……Marc Jacobs is the hot GAY commodity, heck I even kinda have a crush on him and I am a hetero chick, but bitch please PEREZ you are not and you do not LOOK LIKE MARC JACOBS!!!! I still love ya though
LB says – reply to this

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wow! you look wayyyy better in blue, P-nasty.
Dollie says – reply to this

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Yea Right! If I were Marc Jacobs I would be kicking your ass right now for insulting him. LOL Wait…you would probably love Jacobs to kick your ass. Very good strategy Perezito!!
Whaaaaa? says – reply to this

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Not even remotely close.
sher says – reply to this

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I miss the old geeky Marc with the thick glasses. Who is this? Hey buddy, concentrate more on your runway collections than working out. That's why you're famous.
i hate spics(they stink) says – reply to this

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I don't know, Marc always looks sad to me even when he"s smiling. Perez just looks like a big, goofy, overweight clown, as usual.
i hate spics(they stink) says – reply to this

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I don't know, Marc always looks sad to me even when he"s smiling. Perez just looks like a big, goofy, overweight clown, as usual.
Carlos says – reply to this

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you WISH you looked like MJ, the only MJ as ugly as you is Michael Jackson
HJ says – reply to this

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I love the color of your eyes Perez!
samanthia says – reply to this

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i love the blue hair on u perez!!
perezistanbul says – reply to this

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omg perez have u lost weight ?? u look yummy sister!
kay says – reply to this

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now perez your great but dont flatter yourself too much…marc jacobs kicks your ass!!
FAN says – reply to this

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you're both ugly, BUT he has talents other than mocking people, he's relevant, and you are not, so i guess when you were separated your parents left you by the garbage dumpster my sweet worth for nothing perezito!!!
Pereziscuter.. says – reply to this

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Perezzzers…..You have way more beautiful eyes. You are def more cuter…..

Keep the blue hair, it matches your eyes!
Perezoso says – reply to this

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Give or take 200 lbs. and $200 million.
cheyenne says – reply to this

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now i know your ass is delusional
Wawawewo says – reply to this

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haha you wish chunk
Britney says... says – reply to this

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Britney says... says – reply to this

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Laly says – reply to this

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HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
me says – reply to this

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you are hotter perez
accounting stud says – reply to this

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you wish perez !!!
no name says – reply to this

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marc is way hotter though. i'd hit that.
Amy H says – reply to this

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Left: Cute Right: Revolting
Some Girl says – reply to this

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LOL!!!!

YEAH RIGHT!!!

YOU WISH PEREZ!!!
randi says – reply to this

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HOW FUNNY! MARC WENT DRESSED AS PEREZ FOR HALLOWEEN. YOU ARE SOMEBODY NOW!
christina says – reply to this

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I wish i was a man so he could have me :'( (MJ)
P. nice eyes!
Amberly says – reply to this

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YOU WISH!!!!!!!!
Dawn says – reply to this

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Love you Perez, but no….cute, but not separated at birth…
James says – reply to this

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OMG he is so much better than you are …
You'll never be as sexy as Marc Jacobs so stop dreaming and move your fat ass to get more beautiful (if that is possible … not so sure)
You're always criticizing but look at yourself … You're kinda horrible and your hair is … disgusting (just like Joss Stone's …)
nate says – reply to this

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awww perez is too cute
pond scum says – reply to this

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Dear God, Perez! Your hair looks like a 5 year old got some scissors and took to your head. Do you have a stylist? Get one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bukowski says – reply to this

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Don't flatter yourself
yummymummy says – reply to this

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blue suits you better perez..brings out you eyes.
nate says – reply to this

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aww perez is too cute
Steven says – reply to this

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MJ looks like a total crackhead.
Aries says – reply to this

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Blue is the best hair color on you so far, Perez!!!!!
Ew says – reply to this

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Holy crap Perez is unattractive. Ew. Ew ew. Normally I can block it out or pretend I just don't know what he looks like, but when you do things like this it makes it somewhat difficult. Please don't do this again. Ew.
peres says – reply to this

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[b] How can a FAT FAG PIG compare to Marc Jacobs??? [/b]
peres says – reply to this

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How can a FAT FAG PIG compare to Marc Jacobs???
ana says – reply to this

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lmfao, don't be silly pnasty,
YOU WISH you were as half as cute as mr.jacobs!
Jane says – reply to this

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The one on the right has much prettier eyes!!! xoxox
angelalynn says – reply to this

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yeah… whatever…

its a shock that you're gay since you're a. fat b. lack fashion sense c. lack proper grooming and styling in ANY way.

you only wish. just cause someone has the same hair color as you doesnt make you look like them.

otherwise i'd look exactly like julia roberts. and i dont.
Britt says – reply to this

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But I love you BOTH! Amazing amazing amazing.
Kevin says – reply to this

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Your time is almost up you fat fucking pig. Your gross. CORNY! Your fat loser. If I see you out again I'm gonna fucking knock your fat ass out.. TRUST ME
Ricardo says – reply to this

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You are justa "WANNA BE"
LA POBRE!!!!!
meagan says – reply to this

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You look great! I saw you on MTV yesterday! You were great!
asdfsadf says – reply to this

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BAhahaha ya you wish buddy
AS IF says – reply to this

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Minus 100 pounds
... says – reply to this

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looking fine thea. lacking the tan though
Krista says – reply to this

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u wish! hahahaha
flip says – reply to this

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you wish you fat fuck
Jenny says – reply to this

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No way, Perez. You looks like Mr. Potato Head and you know it!
yeahright says – reply to this

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oh please, not in your wildest dreams.
he's actually attractive, you fat ass.
Yeah Right says – reply to this

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Marc Jacobs=Hot
Perez Hilton=Fat, Ugly, Hypocritical, Slob with a bad fashion sense
Perez Hilton is no Marc Jacobs
firdaus says – reply to this

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erm no. not at all. he's way gorgeous than you. you're fat and look like amy winehouse's nostrils. you're really ugly. god jesus.
lola says – reply to this

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haha you wish!
Kaddy says – reply to this

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I normally don't comment, but I would just like to say that this is the best picture of perez ever. He looks like that kind of dorky cute you find on college campuses.