What Does She See In Him????

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Cisco Adler

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New York socialite and publishing heiress Lydia Hearst gets down and dirty - real dirty - with bad boy Crisco Adler at JoonBug Productions and SKY NY’s Mali-BOO Halloween Party.

What is Crisco supposed to be???? Besides trashy.

What does she see in him??? Really. What???

He probably just keeps her drugged up the whole time! Right???

After all, he did date Mischa for a long time, if you know what we mean.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 10:07 am / Email this  »

    79 comments to “What Does She See In Him????”

    1. s says – reply to this


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      who cares

    2. donna says – reply to this


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      boring

    3. :D says – reply to this


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      1?

    4. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      William Randolph Hearst would be rolling in his grave…

    5. jan says – reply to this


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      yuck

    6. zach says – reply to this


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      first

    7. me says – reply to this


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      huge dick

    8. ugh says – reply to this


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      look at her RIBS!!!!!!
      EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    9. killian says – reply to this


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      almost first!

    10. stephe e says – reply to this


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      yeah who cares

    11. Sammy says – reply to this


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      and so what?

    12. me says – reply to this


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      Re: ugh – you cant see her ribs. so stop your "eew" i'm skinnier than her :P

    13. Neely O'hara says – reply to this


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      What do YOU see in Lydia Hearst, Perez? What do YOU see in Nicky and Paris Hilton? What do YOU see in any of these rich fools who are "famous" because they can't stop acting like assholes in front of the cameras?

    14. Miss Hollywood says – reply to this


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      Firsty, yeah she looks like the A-stereotypical skinny coke freak!

    15. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      first and who gives a rats ass about these D listers

    16. Joe Average says – reply to this


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      And everday I pray for a revolution so we can weed them out and put them up against the wall.

      Hey Cisco what the fuck have you done to improve the human race?

      Nothing?

      Bang

    17. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      Maybe she likes to swing off of his ginormous balls

    18. YOyo says – reply to this


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      18th?? Who are these people & who the F cares????

    19. wtf says – reply to this


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      wtf

    20. lasjd says – reply to this


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      why is everyone saying that she's skinny, she's just hot

    21. Why, oh why? says – reply to this


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      I guess the gays just can't appreciate him. He is a man's man (no pun).

    22. heather says – reply to this


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      um, please tell me that what looks like the most disgusting teeth in the civilized world is just a trick of bad lighting, a blurry photo and/or part of her costume?

      because otherwise, anyone who is claiming she is hot must have stock in the brown paper bag industry. ffs.

    23. porte says – reply to this


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      ADLER IS YOUNG, IN SHAPE, THIN, DECENT LOOKING, COOL AND HETEROSEXUAL. EVERYTHING YOU'RE NOT PEREZITE

    24. b says – reply to this


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      the big donkey balls - yuk!

    25. zeke says – reply to this


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      I'll get my crisco ready for cisco

    26. i hate spics (they stink) says – reply to this


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      i agree with #14. All of these people are mindless freaks.

    27. i hate spics (they stink) says – reply to this


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      i agree with #14. All of these people are mindless freaks.

    28. sullied says – reply to this


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      Why does the media give D List celebuspawns any attention? They are spoiled sycophants who habve no clue what the real world is all about.

    29. Tarzanna says – reply to this


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      These chicks must dig a little dirt and an underbite.

      Cisco's genitals are septic!

    30. Zia says – reply to this


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      Umm, well it is the Hearst family. Remember Patty???

    31. Jerkygirl says – reply to this


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      She's a loser herself, just like her terrorist mother. She's not good looking either.

      She probably likes to get teabagged by his giant nutsack.

    32. anon says – reply to this


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      lol.. evidently Lydia Hearst's website account has been closed down for non-payment!

    33. jbonz says – reply to this


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      When I was a kid I played the balloon dart game at the county carnival and won a pair of salt and pepper shakers shaped like the south end of a horse facing north, and inscribed with the legend "there's a pair in every family".

      I think it's something like that.

    34. ? says – reply to this


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      typical

    35. Janet says – reply to this


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      I suppose the none too subtle reference to Herpes is because he was bonking PARIS HILTON this summer. ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US GENEROUSLY ADMITTED ADLER TO THE VALTREX CLUB? Hey Perez tells us how you know!!

    36. stephanie says – reply to this


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      Money-and possibly connections in the entertainment world. Read up on his father Lou Adler.

    37. Clover says – reply to this


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      what does she see in him?
      duh
      can't a girl like big hairy balls
      slapping her in the face w/o
      everyone asking why?
      xoxoxo
      clover

    38. Janet says – reply to this


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      SO PARIS HILTON was dating Cisco Adler in the summer. ARE YOU TELLING US,PEREZ THAT SHE GENEROUSLY ADMITTED HIM INTO THE VALTREX CLUB?
      PARIS IS A SWEETHEART

    39. londongrl says – reply to this


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      He thinks he's this bad ass rock star but he's such a TOOL.

    40. stuff my muff says – reply to this


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      amanda hearst is prettier, smarter and sexier even when she's fully dressed as usual. her coke whore attention starved cousin lydia smells of desperation.

    41. CISCO SUCKS!!! says – reply to this


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      o
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      Cisco is wack!! Thats why his band flopped and broke up. Everyone realized what losers they are..Who cares he is just a spoiled rich kid who lives in Malibu..No musicians like him in L.A. anyways. His dad pays for his cars, and huge mansion, but he still tries to be a rugged musician…haha

    42. survey sez says – reply to this


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      it's safe to say that young hollywood is riddled with STDs. they all keep screwing in the same tiny sex pool. for all that money they sure aren't much different from white trash.

    43. AWP says – reply to this


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      I still have no clear explanation of who he is, other than a gas-station attendant lookalike. Seriously, can someone tell me?

    44. Zia says – reply to this


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      This isn't too surprising. Remember Patty????

    45. Sarah Tursco says – reply to this


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      She probably likes his super long balls,
      just like ME.
      I would be like Tarzan with those things.

    46. Qixote says – reply to this


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      Perez has got to be the ugliest person on the scene. He wishes he could be nearly as attractive as the various guys he accuses of being ugly.

    47. Get Over It says – reply to this


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      Puh-leeze! The CDC says that something like 1 in 4 people has Herpes. There is a Valtrex commercial running every 2 minutes due to this. Probably 1/3 of the people who commented here have Herpes. Who cares?? It's a virus, you can get it from sex…does it make you skanky? Really does it? That's so annoying to me..
      Tell me when someone has caught the BUBONIC PLAGUE and I will be interested

    48. You can get herpes from just touching says – reply to this


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      Be careful because if you can catch herpes just from touch..I make my girlfriend get tested befor e I do anything.

    49. JaimeT says – reply to this


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      she's just dancing with him. i don't get what the big deal is. i actually know her personally and she's a good person. no need to hate! save it for britney, bitch.

    50. lola says – reply to this


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      maybe girlfriend just digs extra long balls?

    51. Asscrack says – reply to this


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      I'm sick of reading about these spoiled rich kids who never worked a day in their lives!

    52. I hate Skinny Fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      Dude she needs to tighten up her stomach. Do you all see that flabby pot belly. She needs to lift weights and exercise to tighten that shit up.. I hate when girls are skinny but have a loose midsection. Its ugly.
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    53. saulypooh says – reply to this


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      i met him sunday night at sway (in nyc) with a group of friends. he wasn't that bad. just whiny.

    54. weeeeird says – reply to this


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      aaahhh she went to my high school!!!!!!

    55. xoxo says – reply to this


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      Drugs. What else. They always drug socialites so they could use their famous last names and connections.

    56. sugarpuss says – reply to this


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      I think he 's supposed to be Flavor Flave's sister.

    57. Angel says – reply to this


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      Perhaps it's his fun house sized balls….?

    58. Nicole says – reply to this


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      He probably knows how to eat her pussy.

    59. meghan says – reply to this


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      what do you mean, "what does she see in him?"…she's just as bad as he is, they deserve each other

    60. shay711 says – reply to this


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      WTF? Once again just because you are on VH1 does not mean your a celebrity!!! Someone needs to put this poor pitafull animal out of his misery!! Mischa what were U thinking?

    61. EARL GREY says – reply to this


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      TEABAG ANYONE?

    62. kyle says – reply to this


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      because she is smart like him?

    63. kraziisexiicool says – reply to this


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      ew everone is to good for himm hes wearing stockings for god's sake!!

    64. jmart says – reply to this


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      he's so bad he's good…it's that bad boy, i don't give a fuck thing that gets him the ladies. think about the little prim and proper girls who feel so bad when they hit it up with the bad boy. yes?

    65. gorgeous 'n bored says – reply to this


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      She likes saggy balls

    66. BryGuy says – reply to this


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      I think the question should be: "What on earth does he see in HER?"

    67. lydia is ugly, amnada is pretty says – reply to this


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      that girl Lydia Hearst if fuckin ugly, her cousin Amanda is so very pretty, Lydia is just plain busted.

    68. Duke of Earl says – reply to this


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      amanda is beautiful, classy, well educated and elegant.
      Lydia is just trash, and she is not even pretty.
      I would hate to look like Lydia period….Especially if i had a
      cousin that looked like Amanda, that would suck…you would
      always be known as the "ugly" cousin.

    69. lupe says – reply to this


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      hmmm I heard he has a huge ass dick..and she like a total slut anyways so yeah idk thats wat I think…

    70. Y says – reply to this


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      FUNNY HOW PEREZ WRITES "HERPES" ON THE GUYS PARIS HILTON USED TO DATE!!!!

    71. Mariooooo says – reply to this


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      soo….Cisco has always looked like an ugly potato head..why do we care about him!

    72. El Bob says – reply to this


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      But he has a Mighty Nutsack.

    73. kyla_baby says – reply to this


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      he is supposed to be flava flave yall

    74. carrie says – reply to this


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      nobody sees anything in either of them…they both bore me sooooo much…they are the perfect couple!

    75. mina says – reply to this


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      The question should be: What does ANYONE see in Crisco Adler.

    76. layla says – reply to this


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      Her mom should have a talk with her about bad boys.

    77. Oprah says – reply to this


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      I guess I'm supposed to know who both of these people are

    78. Catherine says – reply to this


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      fo real perez. it seems like that nasty basterd has slept with everyone.

    79. Jordan_2186 says – reply to this


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      Maybe he's really good in bed. Or, in spite of all the greasy-looking-ness, he really is a nice guy. I'm curious, do you, Perez, personally read all of the thousand of comments, or do you have assistants that help you with this stuff. Purely out of curiosity. LOVE YOU, btw!!!