Who's Gonna Buy This Shiz???

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The "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher is coming out with her own sex tape, featuring her fug husband.

Amy Fisher Caught on Tape will be released by Red Light District, the same people behind One Night in Paris and (our favorite) One Night in Chyna.

Unless this has some freaky crazy shit, we don't wanna see it.

Do U?

P.S. Amy claims that her husband sold the tape while they were separated and she was dating Joey Buttafucko.

Uh huh! Just say you wanted the money, bitch. All $500!

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 1:42 pm / Email this  »

    110 comments to “Who's Gonna Buy This Shiz???”

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    1. what the hell says – reply to this


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      that's nasty!!!

    2. ChexMix says – reply to this


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      Not me.

    3. Milana says – reply to this


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      You mean buy?

    4. Kellie says – reply to this


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      Who?

    5. lala says – reply to this


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      LAME

    6. flip says – reply to this


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      Not only are you a fat ugly hater, but you can't spell

    7. jillybean says – reply to this


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      A sex tape with her old ass husband? uh, HELL to the NO!

    8. Joey BUTTaFUCKO says – reply to this


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      Lolita, Lolita, Lolita!!!

    9. amack says – reply to this


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      nice

    10. OUCH says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    11. ilysse says – reply to this


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      first! and perez, its *buy* not by*

    12. Hannah says – reply to this


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      REALLY?!?!? Who cares. Her 15 minutes were over a looooong time ago.

    13. Cairo says – reply to this


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      1st!! YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH NNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZ

    14. valeriesse says – reply to this


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      first… and it's buy not by or bi…lol

    15. William says – reply to this


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      "Buy"….not "by". Wow!!!!

    16. MonicaNichole03 says – reply to this


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      Sadly somebody will and they will get off from it. This girl probably sold this tape herself

    17. Starring? says – reply to this


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      Who is playing her in it? If this is Drew Barrymore i'm gonna pass, however, if it's Alyssa Milano I'm ordering an extra copy. Mmmmhmmm! LOL

    18. TJ says – reply to this


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      Hell No! EEEWWW 1st!

    19. Hannah says – reply to this


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      REALLY?!?! Who cares. Her 15 minutes were over a loooooong time ago.

    20. woofa says – reply to this


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      5 5 12

    21. khrys says – reply to this


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      Ummm, You might want to edit your posts…"BUY"

    22. vickster says – reply to this


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      first

    23. ParT42 says – reply to this


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      Uh.. didn't she get reconstructive surgery to mask her old looks for shame of what she did before, and WHEN the hell did she start dating Joey again. WHAT????

    24. Me says – reply to this


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      Um, don't you mean who's gonna BUY??? It's not "by," dumbo.

    25. BUMMER says – reply to this


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      WTF!! I'D RATHER WATCH BUTTAFUCKO'S HAIRY ASS, HUMPING AWAY. EWWW. NOW I'M GOING TO BE SICK. SHE'S CLASSY.

    26. Well.. says – reply to this


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      I think Lorena Bobbits hubby (who does porn as well) should have "starred" with her in it.

    27. laura says – reply to this


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      so much for mending your ways…….slut

    28. big boobies says – reply to this


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      i am sooooo first

    29. Dane says – reply to this


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      I just threw up some yogurt! Thanks Perez!

    30. Jenna says – reply to this


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      BUY….. come on Perez…

    31. name says – reply to this


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      i won't by or BUY it…

    32. jenpooyay28 says – reply to this


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      Gross.

    33. WHA? says – reply to this


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      "inredible footage" It's INCREDIBLE that someone will buy this… and that we're talking about it. But I guess anything is better than Shitney, so thanks Amy. ;)

    34. get over it says – reply to this


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      Re: FIRST CRAP

      Get over it yourself…..and BTW….GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!

    35. amy says – reply to this


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      thats the sickest thing i heard today
      why is she going back with that fat guy

    36. learn how to spell! says – reply to this


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      yeah your heading is spelled wrong…..BY should be BUY.
      don't your editors know their grammar??

    37. JohnCenaFan84 says – reply to this


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      Re: FIRST CRAP
      ROFLMFAO
      P.S. Was I first?

    38. Jimmy Bernards says – reply to this


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      I can't wait to see that tape hehehehe.

    39. chanel says – reply to this


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      when the hell did amy fisher date joey buttafucko? I'm sooo confused. That girl needs serious help or a lobotomy. Who the hell wants to her and her mafioso look husband get it on. He probably has white pubic hair.. ewww!

    40. Fraulein_Steve says – reply to this


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      You probably just increased her sales numbers by 50% by posting this. Way to go!

    41. OmegaDawg says – reply to this


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      oh I am buying…

      The long island lolita is too hot to miss!

    42. Devore says – reply to this


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      sleazy
      long island
      white trash.

      nothing special
      nothing worth discussing further

    43. Hyde says – reply to this


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      I cna't believe this crazy bitch is famous. She needs to crawl in a hole and die. She's disgusting.

    44. Shannon says – reply to this


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      GROSS…..NOBODY WANTS TO SEE HER AND HER OLD FART OF A HUSBAND!!!

    45. KILL JEWS says – reply to this


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      I would rather watch Lindsay Lohan eat dog vomit

    46. Anna says – reply to this


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      Geez, her kids must be SO proud of their mommy…

    47. rebecca says – reply to this


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      that is some SAD SHIT !!!!

      she should still be in jail and this is the shit she does to show thanks for getting out early. what a waist of time. DUMB BITCH !!!!

    48. Buster B says – reply to this


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      So, I am the only one that thinks she looks good. I will watch this, and probably play with my penis while watching. She looks hot on the cover.

    49. Alice says – reply to this


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      Did her and Buttofoco get back together recently? After she was out of jail?

    50. xoxo says – reply to this


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      She hasn't learned anything from the past. She is a selfish bad person. She is embarrassing her son.

    51. rich says – reply to this


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      I wanna see her husband lick her herpes sores, HOW F"N SEXY

    52. Jason says – reply to this


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      "Who's Gonna BUY This Shiz???"

    53. rich says – reply to this


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      I wanna see her husband lick her herpes sores, MMMMM SEXY

    54. Jenny says – reply to this


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      Gross. If it was Amy and someone young and attractive it would be different. Who wants to see some old washed up italian get his rocks off on a kid? Sure as hell not me!

    55. V dawg says – reply to this


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      who the fuck is amy……..fishy?

      anyway..lame

    56. Diana says – reply to this


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      Hmmm…so let me guess. A sex tape is all it takes to get famous nowadays. For Kim she needed the extra help with plastic surgery especially the liposculpture to her ass. These nasty whores are trying to follow in Paris' footsteps thinking they will be as famous as her when her tape was released. Good luck sluts.

    57. ChrisJ says – reply to this


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      Ickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

    58. duh says – reply to this


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      She's famous for shooting an innocent woman in the head at the request of the woman's crooked, sleazebag husband. UMKAY . . . I'll pass.

    59. blahblahblah says – reply to this


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      You can take the girl outta Jersey, but you can't take the Jersey outta the girl……………

    60. WHAT A WHORE says – reply to this


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      What a whore.
      Nice memento for your kids to see down the road you stupid bitch.

    61. perkydelic says – reply to this


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      If I had a dick I would fuck her

    62. madmax says – reply to this


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      Why buy when it will be on the net for free? I've seen Paris sucking cock and getting fucked without paying a cent. I'll def watch though.

    63. SixxBitch69 says – reply to this


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      Ummm, when did she start fucking Buttafucktard again?

    64. Tom says – reply to this


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      Yep I'll buy it! She is hot

    65. daisy says – reply to this


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      Who is she?

    66. ON BLAST says – reply to this


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      To brake it down to you V dawg

      This dumb as chick shot her lovers (Joey) wife point blank in the face at the age of 16. dumb shit didn't kill her, just left half of her face paralyzed went to jail for I think 7 years. got out and used her past for publicity thus now the sex tape with her ex husband.

      Wikipedia + Amy fisher + 2 minutes of reading = new useless info learned

    67. Once white trash, white trash. says – reply to this


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      Once a skank, ALWAYS a skank.

      Her and Joey are white trash.

    68. so says – reply to this


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      that bitch should get shot on the head! shes a loser.

    69. hello says – reply to this


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      Re: Alice – I'm pretty sure after she got out of jail and married, there was a TV show with Amy and Joey (and Joey's ex-wife - the woman Amy shot) on it.. their supposed first confrontation since the whole thing happened. It did not go well.. lots of tempers. But you could tell Amy was still hung up on the ugly jerk.

      After that show aired, I heard that her and her husband separated, and she reunited with Joey. I thought they were STILL together, but must not be.

    70. JESSE says – reply to this


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      OH MY CHRIST! This is Crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    71. rich says – reply to this


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      Re: so – or maybe just a shot on her face

    72. Rocket Dog says – reply to this


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      She was kind of hot when she was young. Now she is just a washed up haus frau with droopy tits and stretch marks around her lips from sucking miles of dick.

    73. eatme says – reply to this


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      Re: blahblahblah – she's not from Jersey a**hole

    74. Amy's a Tard says – reply to this


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      She's just a stupid fucking ex-con who's borderline retarded anyway if she dated Buttfucko again after all that nastiness that almost killed an innocent person (Mary Jo). I hope her husband makes a mint off of it. Unfortunately, he ain't gonna get any $$ from me, because I would rather fuck a running lawn mower than see her skanky ass getting jiggy with anyone.

    75. Coco says – reply to this


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      I saw her shopping in Marshalls in Patchogue, NY a couple of weeks ago. She had her kids with her in the wagon with her boobs popping out all over the place. Crazy !!!!

    76. cupcake says – reply to this


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      she looks like celine dion in that bigger picture.

    77. marky says – reply to this


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      why don't they bring back a remake good show like bj and the bear. now theres a concept i can't get enough of. a man and his monkey.

    78. Ginger says – reply to this


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      So does that mean when she dated Joey….. she was USING HIM, you know, like he used her years ago. He is more disgusting than her husband……thank the gods it isn't Joey's fat ass in that tape. I think she planned this and they pretended to break up…… she looked 'up to something' when the papps dspotted them going to dinner. Now we know why…… it's a shame his nastiness rubbed off on her at such a young age. Seems she is embracing it, tho.

    79. myleia says – reply to this


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      what i don't understand is why you fkrs are hatin on perez, but you check his site out every hour on the hour. if you hate him so much, don't help him out by giving him more and more hits on his website. the thing is… you KNOW his website kicks ass. and so does he..
      byebye

    80. Jim says – reply to this


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      First Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    81. Jim says – reply to this


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      First Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

    82. Jim says – reply to this


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      First Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    83. Jim says – reply to this


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      First Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

    84. Jim says – reply to this


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      First Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

    85. Jim says – reply to this


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      First Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

    86. meghan says – reply to this


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      hahaha that's funny. no one wants that crap.

    87. Alisa says – reply to this


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      Pft! Homewrecking Whore!! Go back to jail! It's where you belong!!

    88. Adrian says – reply to this


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      I AM NOT GOING TO BUY IT, I'LL WAIT UNTIL IT GOES TO DVD, BUT I'M GOING TO WATCH IT. I CAN'T WAIT TO SHE THAT CUNT HURT WHEN THE DICK IS PUT IN HER ASS. DAM WHY CAN'T SHE OF MADE A TAPE WHEN SHE WAS 15?

    89. whatevz says – reply to this


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      Who is this bitch? who gives a fuck. no ones gona watch it

    90. alex says – reply to this


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      i looked after her son when she was shopping in my store in bellmore, ny…. she spent a good amount of money, but her son was fucking CRAZY.

      makes sense, we see who his mother is….

    91. NobodySpecial says – reply to this


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      I've seen alot of these "celebrity" porn tapes and most of them suck monkey dick. This one might be worth a quick tug session but that's it. Paying anything for it would be stupid as its going to be free on the net somewhere the very day it gets released.

    92. Barbara says – reply to this


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      Such a lady! She has so much class!
      Douchebag!

    93. cari says – reply to this


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      That is disgusting. She is and always was a white trash ugly skank. and the butt ugly buttafugly guy she married is a dirt bag. please go away skank. move to florida, live in that trailer waiting for you.

    94. theknnowitall says – reply to this


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      yea lol i know amy fishers step son and that basatard robbed me of all my money.. and as far as amy fisher goes,,, wow nice FAKE TITS what a fuckin whore makin a tape,, and a murderer too.. I really thought she redeemed herself when she wrote her book and appeared onj operah.. theres always two sides to every story..but NO she must have some kind of personality disorder… but shes TRASH and to think she has kids what a cock sucking whore.,., you suck amy LOL

    95. marge says – reply to this


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      who cares about this bitch.

    96. lola says – reply to this


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      THIS WOMAN IS TRUELY A PSHYCO BITCH!

    97. keekee says – reply to this


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      NEW JERSEY ITALIAN TRASH!

    98. Christine says – reply to this


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      AMY FISHER AND ALLI SIMMS SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    99. lisamarie says – reply to this


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      haha…so weird! amy fisher lives in my gated community!!

    100. km says – reply to this


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      yeah, exactly WHO??

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