Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it: The Video!

Filed under: Britney Spears

Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F–k It

It was only a matter of time!

Click here for a dance version of Britney's instant classic catch phrase - complete with accompanying parody video.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 11:42 am / Email this »

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178 comments to “Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it: The Video!”

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liln202 says – reply to this

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Love it. love her. love "blackout". admit it Prez she's the shizz
Lauren Marie says – reply to this

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AMAZINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
armell says – reply to this

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fuck this first shite.
shes the shit
liln202 says – reply to this

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I obviously didn't watch that before i commented, it sucks! so unoriginall, so unfunny…
elena says – reply to this

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classy
PainFully Unfunny says – reply to this

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Just show some more Brody Jenner, mkay!
cw says – reply to this

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pretty hilarious
Karen says – reply to this

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LMAO! This was so stupid it was hilarious. haha. F*&@ Britney, she needs to get control of her life. Until then, i have no respect.
Scott/Detroit says – reply to this

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Video dosen't work
rae says – reply to this

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aw im second… maybe.
i love britney!!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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"The Britney Spears Bodyguard Song"
.
Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'."
.
"You keep sayin',
That I need to stay home nights,
You keep layin' all your advice on me,
.
When I'm playin',
You watch everything I do,
Just quit payin'
All your attention to me.
.
My brutes don't like your stalkin',
You paparazzi zoo,
And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
.
You keep layin'
In wait to stab me in the back,
You keep me smellin'
Like somethin' less than a rose,
.
You keep sayin'
I'm a train that's jumped off it's tracks,
You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes,
.
My brutes don't like your gawkin',
And takin' pictures too,
And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
.
You keep choosin'
Photos that make me look sleazy,
You say I'm losin'
All my looks and my fame,
.
You think bein' a party girl is easy,
If I look dumb I'm holdin' you to blame,
.
My brutes aren't made for talkin',
That's not what they do,
But one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!"
.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
WTF? says – reply to this

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A shit-encrusted dildo is more entertaining than this dude.
Wah says – reply to this

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wow 2nd!
becki says – reply to this

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Dumb…doesnt even work
R says – reply to this

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LOVE BRITNEY
Lisa says – reply to this

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Brit wishes she was that thin!
nickiquick says – reply to this

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I'm so stealing that dance bitch
Hugo Boss says – reply to this

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so sad
JLO says – reply to this

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YUCK
anna says – reply to this

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LMAO
i love it
I LOVE ITTTTTTTTT
h says – reply to this

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2nd
sb says – reply to this

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i love it!!
Willa says – reply to this

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The living dead, that's right!

Don't dream it, be it! Play it!
Willa says – reply to this

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The living dead, that's right!

Don't dream it, be it! Play it!
Megan says – reply to this

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That was great!! I loved it.
Funny and Grim says – reply to this

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It was funny until the blackout and then the coffin. so quiet. I reflected for a moment, that that could be her fate. then I thought, Poor Britney. Get your shit together.
Funny and Grim says – reply to this

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It was funny until the blackout and then the coffin. so quiet. I reflected for a moment, that that could be her fate. then I thought, Poor Britney. Get your shit together.
Funny and Grim says – reply to this

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It was funny until the blackout and then the coffin. so quiet. I reflected for a moment, that that could be her fate. then I thought, Poor Britney. Get your shit together.
Funny and Grim says – reply to this

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It was funny until the blackout and then the coffin. so quiet. I reflected for a moment, that that could be her fate. then I thought, Poor Britney. Get your shit together.
ME says – reply to this

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BRAVO!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!! jajajaja ;D
j says – reply to this

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Perez — I want to see the actual video of BRITNEY saying that famous catch phrase, mmkay? Not some silly dance song parody. That was dumb.
jenny says – reply to this

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Ive never commented before but that was the funniest thing ive seen in a long time!!!
Deana says – reply to this

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Sick Brilliant! Hysterical! The best thing I have seen all week!
Lisa says – reply to this

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That was funny. I LOVE BRITNEY!!! Blackout is awsome!!! YOU KNOW IT!!!
SHITNEY SUCKS says – reply to this

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hahahahaha funny vid.

CANT BELIEVE PPL LIKE HER CAN HAVE CHILDREN THERE ARE MORE DESERVING PPL !!!!
rocklobster says – reply to this

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fucking hiiiilarious!
Texanne says – reply to this

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PURE GENIUS! Brit brit is supposed to be on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM morning show soon. I doubt she'll show, but it will be entertaining if she does!! Plus Lance Gayface Bass will be there too.
SLAP THE BITCH says – reply to this

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AWESOME! but i would like to see the real footage of her actually saying the words….
Cinderella says – reply to this

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That was funny, and just in time for Halloween!
Tonygirl says – reply to this

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FUCKING SWEET!!!!!!
Ms Nyc says – reply to this

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LOL. that's hilarious
dee says – reply to this

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omg, that was great… watched it 3 times
jack says – reply to this

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great loved it ty
Melissa Aikens says – reply to this

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UR TOO MUCH
Rhenium3 says – reply to this

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OMG, that was soo good! I liked it better than "Gimme More"!
manda Lu says – reply to this

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that's better than gimme more.
bret says – reply to this

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holy shit that is fantastic!
So Talented I Scare Myself says – reply to this

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WHY is this not her new single? She should capitalize on her insanity and go all Christina Agulera and just play it Diiiiirrrrty. She should write crazy party girl songs instead of "wahhhh I wish Justin Timberlake had never broken up with me" songs. She'd be huge! PEREZ, TELL HER!! SHE"LL LISTEN TO YOU!!!
leah says – reply to this

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okay it was stupid yet funny
rae rae says – reply to this

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Too Funny!! Me Likee Likee!!
meme says – reply to this

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I never thought we'd be so obessed with britney
Christine says – reply to this

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Love this video, HILARIOUS!!! Looks like Britney too! The only people who like Britney are the teens! They don't know any better. DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!
kool says – reply to this

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Baaa ha haaa ha haaaa haaa hahaha
wattamess says – reply to this

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That was fricking BRILLIANT! I love that guy!
schluh says – reply to this

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This can't be the real Britney…this britney is too thin!
Kimkee says – reply to this

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Hey, is this made by dutch guys? Because I definitely saw some Dutch beers on that table!
annah says – reply to this

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Loves it!!!
Bunny says – reply to this

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Thats gonna be an even bigger hit than Gimme More!
sara says – reply to this

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——————————————————————————–
Is it supposed to be a "technologic" rip-off? Poor Daft Punk.
I HATE BRITNEY says – reply to this

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AND THEY WANT HER TO HAVE MORE VISITATION TIME WITH HER KIDS?!!!! THIS GIRL IS FUCKED UP! WHO WHOULD SAY:ET, SNORT IT, AND FUCK IT !? WHEN SHE IS IN THE MIDST OF GETTTING CUSTODY BACK OF HER CHILDREN? THIS GIRL NEED TO OVERDOSE ALL ALONE!NO ONE WILL MISS HER, HER MUSIC SUCKS, HER PARENTING SKILLS SUCK SHE SUCKS. DIE BITCH!
Kimkee says – reply to this

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Hey, is that video made by Dutch guys Because I definitely saw some Dutch beers on that table!
RoxyfuckenHagen says – reply to this

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i don't what you other motherfuckers have been smoking but that video was awesome, it was well made, the song was good, talented people and just hilarious
me says – reply to this

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Let's see who is laughing when her album goes number 1 on the charts…..yay go britney.your fans loveeee you and blackout is great.
mariansaudiolog says – reply to this

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waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
lori says – reply to this

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Very funny!!!!!!! This is great!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Very good video!
Super funnny!
Fed-X says – reply to this

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I love you Britney. Give me money.
canyouhandlethetruth? says – reply to this

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If that guy was trying to pass for Britney, he needs to gain 50 pounds. He is too thin. Funny dance though! :p
WTF IS THAT DUMB SHIT says – reply to this

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That shit was terrible. Not funny one bit..that guy was fuckin disgusting. Dumb ass!! I wanted to punch him in the fucking face for looking so stupid.
LZ says – reply to this

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That was awesome- she asked for that!
Sebastian says – reply to this

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Britney gives all of these losers money,they don't sell without her.
Jeannette says – reply to this

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BRILLIANT !!!!
Brilliant says – reply to this

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What a riot!

Isn't this the same guy who made a video about Sanjaya Malakar?
"Sanjaya, Sanjaya, gonna set your world on fi-ya!"
PhillipP says – reply to this

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Very good!
carrie says – reply to this

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tooooo fucking funny!!!
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Chelle says – reply to this

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OMFG… I love it… Way too funny… Thanks Perez!
anniemcgee says – reply to this

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the funny thing is, that song sounds better than anything on britney's new album.
Shelly says – reply to this

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I fucking love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elsje says – reply to this

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This shiz is the best! :'D
Hayley says – reply to this

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Love it, should have been the lyrics to Kanye West's Stronger though!
CindyLooWho says – reply to this

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EXCELLENT!
Lola says – reply to this

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I admitt it! I laughed!!!!!
Stef says – reply to this

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I love that little iguana…cute!
jennnn says – reply to this

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ohhh myyyy balllls that was funny…i could barely contain myself…hahaha the coffin muffy dance at the end…priceless!!!
Ell says – reply to this

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Fabulous!
jennnn says – reply to this

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Re: jenny –
haha funny…my name is jen too and i have never commented before either, but i couldnt resist after seeing that video…just thought id share…:)
Tara says – reply to this

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That should be released as a single, it is actually quite good.
ashley says – reply to this

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Re: I HATE BRITNEY –
ok i have a GREAT idea…i believe the reason why shes so messed up in the first place is the people she surrounds herself with. She is a person that is easily influenced and taken advantage of. It's fun and interesting to read about her but geeze…..no one needs to say she should "die"……

P.s. i feel i went all "Full house" on you…..it's just the right thing to do….play nice people……i love britney and always have….
babblepfish says – reply to this

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OMG LOVE IT!!!!!!

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christine says – reply to this

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this was soooo stupid it didnt even make crack a smile
Candalily says – reply to this

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THAT WAS FREAKIN LAME.
issie says – reply to this

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she is the shit perez and she is your main support of money because if it wasn't for all the fuck up shit you talk about her a wouldn't look in your site i do it to defend her against an ass like you her album is the boms even if it kills you and they are right the record label doesn't need to promote her you do it for free
glug says – reply to this

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it's so bad!! perez are u running out of ideas!!
K-Swan says – reply to this

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Hahahahaha Zombie Britney! That's about right.
That was great, thanks for posting it Perez!
a girl from NY says – reply to this

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that has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time
fuck it says – reply to this

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this should have been her single! luvs it
firdaus says – reply to this

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too bad it was not funny at all. the guy in that video is as desperate as you. wanabe.
Sofia says – reply to this

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What have she ever done to u?
I love her, and u should do the same beacaus blackout i the best cd ever!