Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it: The Video!

Filed under: Britney Spears

Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F–k It

It was only a matter of time!

Click here for a dance version of Britney's instant classic catch phrase - complete with accompanying parody video.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 11:42 am / Email this »

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178 comments to “Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it: The Video!”

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PEREZ FOR PRESIDENT says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOU PEREZ. ITS OFFICIAL!
Michelle says – reply to this

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OMG…HAHAHA…that was one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!!!!
CARLOS says – reply to this

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DEJA LA ENVIDIA PEREZ POR FAVOR DEDICATE A UNA VIDA MAS DECENTE QUE A CRITICAR A OTRAS PERSONAS ACASO NO VES COMO ERES UN GORDO GAY QUERIENDO SER ACEPTADO X DECIR IDIOTESES DE OTROS
gimme more says – reply to this

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fucken wicked!!!!! i love britney!!!!!!!!!!
jenn says – reply to this

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That video was oddly compelling.
Lesifer says – reply to this

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HAHA I LOVE this!!!!
Derrick Fields says – reply to this

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That's better than the song itself! I LOOOOOOOOVE IT! Is THIS Downloadable?
Silvina says – reply to this

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Muy bueno!!!!!Genial!!!!!
lillian says – reply to this

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it's funny because this song actually gives a fair share of Brit's songs on her new album a run for her money
amanduhhhhhh says – reply to this

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omg. that guy came into my work like that and asked if i thought his outfit was funny! thats funny
Patty says – reply to this

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Amazing! so hilarious! 5 stars!
J says – reply to this

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Muy bueno!!! Besos desde Barcelona!!!
Kim says – reply to this

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Hahaha that was great - I love the coffin with "It's Britney Bitch"
dani says – reply to this

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holy crap thats funny
Bo says – reply to this

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This video is awful…. haha. It's funny, but at the same time. Brit brit said what she did b/c she is so mad about the f**cked up press. People need to just leave her alone. I know people say she's a bad mother. Should we talk about the girls that give birth and chuck their kids in a dumpster? How about we mention how much PHYSICAL child abuse occurs in the US. Nevertheless, we love to make fun of Britney because she is a stronger performer who knows who to get our attention. Focus on record sales and other celeb on celeb drama, NOT on her personal life which is probably just as bad as yours!!!!
nick says – reply to this

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This video is prezious
Perez Eats Shit coming out of my Ass says – reply to this

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I hope who ever made this video gets their fucking ass sued by DAFT PUNK ……so I hope it was you Perez so you go broke and then noone cares about your ass…..Lame as always…You give us Hispanics a bad name…Daft Punk is gonna sue your ass just wait
ALO (hi lois) says – reply to this

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hahahaha this is so funny, i love you perez!
cass says – reply to this

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not as funny as i thought it'd be.
Venus the Planet says – reply to this

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OMG! Brazilliant! If Brit recorded that it would be an instant club hit and revamp her reputation as a badass "I don't give a shit" girl - ala Amy Winehouse (but way less talented). Think about it Brit!
David says – reply to this

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LUVS IT!!!
gigi says – reply to this

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C'mon that looks so fake…that guy has a WAY better body than Brittney! HA!
SuziQ says – reply to this

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That was hilarious! The funniest I have seen!!! Bravo!!!
JesúsdeVerdad says – reply to this

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Gotta give that some credit, very entertaining. Venus is right! Britney needs to buy the rights to that song and make it her own. Long Live her bad ass . . . but take away the kids.plz.besos mil!!!
Hitney says – reply to this

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I can't stop laughing at that.
GABI says – reply to this

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MAKE ME LAUGH! LOVE IT!!
Arthour says – reply to this

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Sweeeeet, Sweeeeeet indeed!
Bason says – reply to this

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Kingston Logic !!
Phil says – reply to this

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The video-Not so much.
The song? I've had it going on in my head all day now! Love it!
This whole Britney thing is really a reflection of the zeitgeist of today. Like it or not, I guess we have to live with it…and don't even get me started on Paris.
daisy says – reply to this

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I love this guy lol. My favorite was his 45 days video about paris hilton in jail lol it was the best.
Kev says – reply to this

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Love this guy's songs!
Farrah K. says – reply to this

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Fucking Hilarious, I love it! Gimme, Gimmee More
nessa says – reply to this

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same wig he used for sanjaya lol
mona says – reply to this

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hahahahhahahahahhahhahahaha so funny
anonymous says – reply to this

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Britney Spears has really becoming a laughing stock and she can't even see that.He antics feed people that make these asinine videos.
BryGuy says – reply to this

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What a pathetic loser.
Lorrie says – reply to this

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OMG that was so great, Britney is so done, but to rich. lucky her. Keep up the great work…
its haydee bitch says – reply to this

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this is the worst piece of shit video i have ever seen,.,the only person that has been snorting it is you perez for thinking that this is even remotely funny.
rien says – reply to this

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The Twizzler as a straw off the burrito plate is this vid's crowning genius. And trying to snort the whipped cream. Didn't make it through the whole thing tho.
Kortni says – reply to this

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OMG that was great!
LaughingHard says – reply to this

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Although, Britney is pretty fucking awesome. Y'all know it, too.
Marie says – reply to this

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FUCKING BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aly says – reply to this

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ahhahahah that's sooo funny
i'm gonna go download it!!!
nicole says – reply to this

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That was AWESOME.
Valeria says – reply to this

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Excelente!! Me morí de risa viendo esto!!
Beth says – reply to this

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Good times!!!!!
Luisa says – reply to this

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That is great! The guy is funny!! lol

I'm sure that Britney would love this shit!! She would truly laugh out loud!
carrie says – reply to this

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Honestly loved it. Hilarious. LOL
milivanil says – reply to this

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BRILLIANT!!!
Jennie From the Rock says – reply to this

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Damn, I mean I really can't stand her for what she's done to those poor babies but this shit is really going TOO far!
rowling says – reply to this

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So good, so true and sooo sad that it is true!!! I feel for her kids and her family NOT for her she needs to get it together ASAP!!!!!
Ashley says – reply to this

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I LOVE Britney, but this video was fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! I can't help but laugh and you should too!!
akasia says – reply to this

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brilliant, so funny and not far from the truth!
britbrit says – reply to this

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its not even funny. its sad.
AlisaChan says – reply to this

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ROFL!!
rachael says – reply to this

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too bad the songs are her new album probably won't be as catchy as this was
f+uck says – reply to this

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DIE GAY PEREZ; YOU ARE A SHIT;
AND PLEASE PEREZ LEAVE DRUGS, YOU ARE GOING CRAZY WOMAN
Britney Bitch says – reply to this

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STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Britney is the best !!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU !!!!!!!
Brit says – reply to this

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Michelle Rodriguez is so pretty. Pretty people shouldn't have to go to jail.
Rainy says – reply to this

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Britney comments about this video: "Ding-dang, ya'll… This songs better than any of mine!
Debbie says – reply to this

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Get better Britney! But OMG this is funny!
Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E says – reply to this

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Re: Funny and Grim –
I am the creator of this video. I'm glad you got that out of the blackout part. That was the point.
Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E says – reply to this

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Re: Brilliant –

Yes, I also made "Sanjaya Anthem" and a bunch of other vids you can see at www.smoothE.tv
Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E says – reply to this

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ATTN: PEREZ FANS. I created this song and video. Thanks to all for the comments and glad you like it.

You can download the mp3 and ringtone at www.musicane.com. Search "Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F–k It."

Also, check out my other videos and comedy at www.smoothE.TV.

And, thank Perez for featuring me on his site!

Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E
GET A LIFE PPL!!!! says – reply to this

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GROW UP!! I MEAN DAMN OK SHE HAS MADE SOME MISTAKES SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE INCLUDING YOU! ITS OLD NOW. ALL OF YALL WOULD LEAD SOMEONE TO DO DRUGS IF YOU ASK ME. PEREZ FUCK YOU!!!!!
noko says – reply to this

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lmfao. i love when he takes off the wig and looks in the mirror.
Yo says – reply to this

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It amazingly seems to me frightful as literally you wish the death him
to a person. You demonstrate a time plus your mental deviation.
Seattlite says – reply to this

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Fucking Awesome!!!!!

Just to be an asshole… "First?"

lol
PHQ says – reply to this

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Hahahahahahah Funniest shit I have seen in along time. That beat was better than what Brit has done with her new album!! I am passing this one along to everyone I know.
Norma says – reply to this

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M parece de muy mal gusto el video, seria bueno ayudarla y no reirnos de una persona que necesita ayuda.
Karysa says – reply to this

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I Love Britt! BUT THIS IS GENIUS!!! LMFAOOOOOO
Andreita Spears says – reply to this

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I'm a huge Britney fan but I can't help laughing xD
It's not because of Britney, it's because of the representation of all those words hahaha!! xD
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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TOO FUCKING FUNNY! IF I OWNED A GAY BAR I'D PLAY THAT ON THE WIDE SCREEN EVERY HOUR. I THINK YOU HAVE TO BE A GAY BOY TO REALIZE HOW FUNNY THIS ALL IS! LIKE JOAN CRAWFORD/BETTE DAVIS PARODIES. STRAIGHT PEOPLE MISS OUT….WE ARE SO FUNNY
Yo says – reply to this

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The AIDS is amused… you have chosen to be and to act as they
want, simply they estan ill in its minds… probably do not arrive
more at old but if single.
Heatherr says – reply to this

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that was a little bit too much i think.
the zombified britney was just bad taste.
she'll probably see this video, and obviously be hurt by it.
she doesn't deserve that.
jenjen says – reply to this

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that was officially the best thing i've ever seen! lmao!
ds says – reply to this

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omg
i love you p.nasty
yo says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton is the fat ball maricon more estupido than it exists
in the Earth; of being a patient with such sexual deviation, is
a parasit that is fed on the other people, ademas to gain the
parasit life as wants to simply ruin the life to him to all the
famous ones because it does not have any class of talent. Nor God
allows it that so to see that fat ball dancing or singing. Britney is
the best woman of the world, better brought to the world to two you
drink and still it has life is young, pretty, talented. Clear the
image of the typical frustrated homosexual Perez.I prefer to Britney that with its songs is all a diva of this century
and the following ones, has worked from girl deserves all the money
and the fame that it has, does not matter if it has defects like all
the human beings. I prefer a young person happening through an
emotional imbalance like example for other generations, to the most
bastard homosexual. No family wants to have a homosexual son.