Paris Sued For Billions!

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This is just so absurd. And hilarious.

A woman named Nicolle O'Neill is suing Paris Hilton.

Why? She claims that the heiress stole her look.

In a personal injury complaint filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Oct. 18, O'Neill alleges that she suffers "emotional distress" because of Hilton and accuses the socialite of ripping off her style, including fashion-related "patens" [sic] and "stiling" [sic] tips.

Oh, yeah. Nicky's court filing is handwritten!

Two pages of documents spell out specific charges against Paris, including a claim that she stole O'Neill's idea to expose her "je-streeng underware (bikiny)" [sic] under her pants. O'Neill also claims Paris swiped her idea to shop in vintage stores for '60s-style dresses.

Nicky wants Paris to pay "billions" in damages.

And we want Kiki Drunkst to get her teeth fixed. Can we sue her for that?????

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    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 9:57 am / Email this  »

    73 comments to “Paris Sued For Billions!”

    1. steen says – reply to this


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      lmao.

    2. fOXXY says – reply to this


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      FIRST???

    3. shauna says – reply to this


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      hate her!!!!!!!!!

    4. piNKKY says – reply to this


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      LMAO….. WHAT A SPAZ !

    5. TL says – reply to this


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      Is she related to mark Hatten??

    6. hahaha says – reply to this


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      dumb assssssssssssss

    7. kate says – reply to this


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      wow its kinda crazy, what a dumb bitch (not Paris the other girl) two people can have the same idea. wtf.

    8. Nicolle O’Neill says – reply to this


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      well i gots what i wanted…i

    9. whoo dun it says – reply to this


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      Ah, great. Another frivolous lawsuit. I will get thrown out.
      She thinks she is hurting Mz. Hilton. She has so many lawyers on retainer already.
      Hope she has proof.

    10. Dr.Phil says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck would do this? Stupid!!!

    11. becki says – reply to this


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      What is wrong with this person…and this SOCIETY…. just sad

    12. SERENA says – reply to this


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      this should be filed under wacky, tacky, true.
      fucking absurd.

    13. wtf says – reply to this


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      paris should counter sue for emotional dstress…. what a dumb ass

    14. mo-joe says – reply to this


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      HA! Thats fuckin CLASS. Loves it. Sue the heiress for being hot. Paris could sue a shit load of people of saying her catch phrase THATS HOT. Knowing how ridiculous things have been lately she might have a case. AND ALSO SUE KIRSTEN DUNST CUS HER SMILE IS FUUUUUUGGGGGG!

    15. ☼☼krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl☼☼ says – reply to this


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      ☼♥zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥☻

      ♦ I now like Pariz zince zhez a jailbird ♥ zhe haz zeen the real☻

      ☻☻☻world .. her hair lookz better like thiz◘…………….☻☻☻☻

    16. Hah says – reply to this


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      That is fucking ridiculous! I hope that Nicky girl chokes on her next meal.

    17. Katherine says – reply to this


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      Reading this has made my afternoon!!
      I'd love to see the full document.
      '
      Wonder if Paris's spelling is any better than her fashion opponent?

    18. heava says – reply to this


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      Reading her spelling is like reading one of your posts….spell check…both of you.

    19. EM says – reply to this


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      "O’Neill also claims Paris swiped her idea to shop in vintage stores for ’60s-style dresses."
      Oh shit, she's probably coming after me next.
      Vintage is the best!

    20. phattjabba says – reply to this


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      Ha! Bitch can't even spell her own name!

    21. Joseph says – reply to this


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      25th!

    22. claireerialc says – reply to this


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      are you serious?
      I think she needs a liitle too much attention

    23. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      UM OKAY…….YAWN…..YEAH THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR THIS ONE…IMAGINE THAT…GUESS THERE'S A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING! WAKE ME UP YOU PINK BORING HIPPO WHEN YOU HAVE A PIC OF MY BOYFRIEND BASS ASS SHIRTLESS….OR BETTER YET….WELL …YOU GET MY DRIFT….

    24. Grace says – reply to this


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      Toronto HATES PARIS HILTON - Stay the hell away from Toronto - keep your nasty ass in LA where it belongs…..

    25. Angel says – reply to this


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      And I want Michael Shanks to be my boyfriend.

    26. Ty says – reply to this


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      damn…..i wonder if she can really get billions for that shit. if it's true…i
      m suing somebody!

    27. deryn says – reply to this


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      wahaaay go paris!..shesa ledgend id luv 2 b her! :P

    28. LRo says – reply to this


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      Please give me a break! It sounds like nicky is a crackhead wanting another blast. Just give her a 5 dollar rock and she'll drop the whole suit.

    29. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      THAT IS ONE UGLY ASS WHITE GIRL!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE THINKS SHE'S HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    30. sexy says – reply to this


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      Paris the bitch is justma becaus your hot and shes not. You look better than her, in her own shit!!!

    31. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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      Psst . . . Nicky. Informing everyone that you're the inspiration for Paris Hilton - not exactly a good thing!!

    32. banana says – reply to this


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      Lol!
      These white bitches are funny!
      Lol!

    33. Kelly says – reply to this


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      Fucking stupid.

      I hope this nicki bitch loses!

    34. Joe says – reply to this


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      It has to be said…Paris needs to die. For real.

    35. Vic says – reply to this


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      it is legal to sue someone just because they wear something like you?? I could be suing the whole hollywood that way

    36. p says – reply to this


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      she stole posh's hair!!!

    37. Bebe says – reply to this


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      This Nicole chick is obviously crazy. Besides, Paris didn't start the exposed g-string trend. Hos had been doing that for years before her.

    38. cathy says – reply to this


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      P - You have got it wrong. Paris has always had short hair. If u look back over the last four years, Paris has always had short hair, no one is stealing Posh's hair. Its skank. So shut the fuck up about Paris. She is stylish, beautiful AND SHE S M I L E S - SHE HASNT FAKE BOOBS.

    39. What a Wannabe says – reply to this


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      I am not a Paris fan, but it sounds like this girl has borderline personality disorder.

      She is completely delusional.

      Actually, they are both copying me. I wore 60's vintage dresses back in 1986 and still do. And wore g-strings since 1984…

      What a joke. Does this kid actually believe that she invented g-strings and vintage wear? What a self-absorbed mentally ill twat. People have been doing these things before she was even born. Paris is doing nothing unique by doing these things & the girl is mental to think that she invented them.

      This must be a joke or a publicity stunt.
      Maybe it is an art student doing performance art.

    40. fu says – reply to this


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      Nicolle O’Neill is a fucking idiot. Paris should file an a cross claim requesting dismissal of the claims and request that Nicolle pay Paris' attorney fees.

    41. Alicja says – reply to this


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      Ayeayeaye everyone wants to be Paris !
      Fkg hilarious :D
      She`s a legend

    42. yay perez says – reply to this


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      LMAO YOU GOT ALOT OF SHIZ ON YOU TOO HUH FATASS?
      JIVE RECORDS
      SONY
      RONSON
      ANISTON
      THE CONSORTIUM OF PHOTO BLOGGERS
      BOY I KNOW YOU AINT GOT BILLIONS BUT THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE YOUR
      TWINKIE MONEY FATASS!
      AND I'M GONNA L A U G H !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    43. Cel says – reply to this


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      If this case is successful, there is seriously something wrong with the US justice system… any lawyer knows that there is no intellectual property rights in an "idea"… so bizarre!!

    44. LaToya Jackass says – reply to this


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      I bet that bitch is black. Patens? Stiling? je-streeng? Sounds so black.

    45. Jen says – reply to this


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      This is the most rediculous thing I have heard in a long time. If you're going to go for a get-rich-quick scheme, at least have something to back it up and for Gods sake…get a real fucking lawyer and get some paperwork drawn up!!! I think this girl is schizo.

    46. STEFI STEFFFFFF says – reply to this


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      LMFAO!!!!!!!! KERAAAAZY!!!! IM ACTUALLY ON PARIS HILTON'S SIDE FOR ONCE!!!!!!!! LMFAO, WHAT A STUPID BITCH. STOLE MY LOOK MY -ASS-!!!

    47. i hate spics (they stink) says – reply to this


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      i am starting to hate her as much as i can't stand britany most of the time! didn't she promise to change her ways after jail??? spoiled, rich brat!!!

    48. erin says – reply to this


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      is it me or do her elbows look abnormally MANLY and ginormous????????

    49. anony says – reply to this


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      perez you should do a Separated At Birth of paris with chris cocker

    50. Melissa says – reply to this


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      Okay, so I am not a huge Paris Hilton fan however, I am less of a fan of people who are obviously uneducated and have way too much time on their hands. I work in a law firm, I see BS clients like this all day, and as funny as they can be, the lack of intelligence can my mind blowing and sad.
      Anyway….the girl who filed the lawsuit obviously needs a hobby (I don't know…she could try SCHOOL…maybe learn to spell) and for the record if Paris were getting sued legitimately I would probably think it was really funny because I cannot stand her.

    51. Diana says – reply to this


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      This is what makes USA unlivable at times. pathetic & mentally STUPID people that dont think normally or rationally! A bunch of money hungry retards that will do the most stupid things to get attention and money! I have one thing to say to that girl… "Get a freakin life!!"

    52. wilatnus says – reply to this


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      Paris is such a DW, but still great, as noted on www.youareadirtywhore.com

    53. luli says – reply to this


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      dude this crazy woman needs to be locked away in a mental institution.
      the bitch can barely write without making a spelling mistake. it is pretty clear that not only is she a dumb ass, but also a loony.
      very funny though.

    54. monkey says – reply to this


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      i like kirsten dunst's teeth. they're wabi-sabi.

    55. hahaha says – reply to this


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      HAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHH

    56. michellee says – reply to this


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      are u fucking kidding me? that like when that bitch sued mcdonalds for spilling hot coffee on herself. get a fucking life people. omg u have to be kidding me. should i sue shakira and lil kim for stealing their height from me? omg! how stupid can people be these days?

    57. Amelapa says – reply to this


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      I think this girls name should have been left out of the media. She just wants attention. She should be called "The Stoopid Bich" instead.

    58. Bruno says – reply to this


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      Are you fucking kidding? Who's that Bitch??
      Paris' gonna sued back and take money out of her fat ass!

    59. kitten37 says – reply to this


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      what about impersonators??? they copy celebs style…so can celebs sue every impersonator who looks like them? thats the stupidest thing i've ever read

    60. Ticia says – reply to this


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      wow!! Someone as stupid and pathetic as Paris herself! There's NO way this will hold in court.

    61. 4sknfAN says – reply to this


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      paris should sue HER for stealing her brain & i q.

    62. michelle says – reply to this


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      Did she steal her dumb act too…. ?
      I am pretty sure Paris spells the same as her so she should add that to the lawsuit.

    63. **Sommer** says – reply to this


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      WTF?? What kind of person would do that??

    64. baka says – reply to this


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      Honestly I expected San Smith to be the person suing Paris Hilton. She already wants to sue a well known magazine for artwork similar to hers and my friend because she has a striped background (apparently she thinks stripes and raining hearts are her "Original" idea…. Comedy gold!

    65. Candy Barr says – reply to this


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      As a teacher, I have seen dozens of thongs hanging out of young women's jeans (which I asked that they cover up), and I cannot tell you how many people who I have seen shop in antique stores for vintage clothes (including me!) . . . As much as I cannot stand Paris, this chick is nuts. She obviously jealous that she hasn't been able to get the attention P.H. gets.

    66. Keli says – reply to this


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      Oh puleeze. I don't like Paris Hilton, but this other bitch is crazy.

    67. rowling says – reply to this


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      Hey y´all lets sue britt britt for stinkin up the world!! LOL

    68. Dara says – reply to this


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      Perez I think this is a fairly insensitive post. The person who has filed this suit obviously has mental health issues. It's shit by you to make light of that and just pass it off as some other 'crazy'. Someone with a high profile such as yourself should have more of an insight into such issues, and should strive to set an example in terms of tolerane on all issues, not just those that are convenient for you.

    69. HILTON = HERPES says – reply to this


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      QUARANTINE HERPES RIDDEN PARIS HILTON

    70. Gudrun says – reply to this


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      You can't copyright fashion/hair, or a look. Not that I'd expect the poor woman to know that.

      Still, thanks for the good chuckle, Perez.

    71. Super Dave says – reply to this


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      I'm sure they have NEVER met & it's likely Paris doesn't even know who she is. SO, when she loses this case (which she will) if it doesn't get thrown out first she will have to pay all of Paris's court and attorney fee's. So much for the golddigging!

    72. TAG says – reply to this


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      STUPID PARIS PROLLY HIRED HER (JUST FOR SOME PRESS) SHE IS A SAD MEDIA WHORE AND WOULD NOT PUT IT PASS HER.

    73. KazachstanIzDeBest says – reply to this


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      Only in US&A you can get some attention by doing sucha silly mental ass shit… what a creazy fuckin' place to live. People's attention is the only quality here.