She Loves The Seamen

Filed under: Lauren Conrad

The Hills co-star, Lauren Conrad, dresses up as a slutty sailor for a Halloween party at Les Deux nightclub in LA on Tuesday night.

Cute!

If this outfit were part of the Lauren Conrad collection, though, it'd cost you $250!

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:34 pm / Email this »

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Qwerty says – reply to this

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WTF #250? Those porky sausages couldn't hit $? Get some typing skills, fatso.
hey says – reply to this

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Mr. Seaman says – reply to this

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How much is #250?
Anna says – reply to this

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Original… wasn't Paris wearing a sailors outfit too?
amanda says – reply to this

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it looks cheap and nasty, reminds me of christina aguillera for some reason
me says – reply to this

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blah
Amy says – reply to this

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5th!
Erica Ann says – reply to this

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I love Lauren! Shes soo pretty. Her ans Brody would make cute babies
MTV is crappy says – reply to this

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Do people actually buy her crap ? that show was nothing more than an advertisement for what she wears ?
Jess says – reply to this

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I love Lauren! She looks cute! WTF do you know?! You dye your hair off colors!!!
Chloe says – reply to this

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I did not know #250 was a price…Check your spelling fatty. She looks fug in that costume. She should have been one of those slutty Disney Pincess.
nicole miller says – reply to this

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first!
lulu says – reply to this

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SO cute! Love the Pig Tails!
dicky says – reply to this

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damn, I'd do her ass so hard
emoooooly says – reply to this

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her knees look sickly….. yucky
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berra says – reply to this

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slutttty
chacha says – reply to this

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she probably thinks she is cool cause she goes by "mean girls" halloween rules.
(halloween is the one night a year a girl can dress slutty and no one can say bad things about her)
tatummmm says – reply to this

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i think thats a cute outfit
tlw says – reply to this

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I think she looks cute. Not slutty at all.
Justine says – reply to this

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The outfit is cute.
I've seen my skankier stuff!
It's just, those KNEES!! Nasty boney knees.
HASBEEN says – reply to this

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IT MUST REQUIRE SOME REAL TALENT AND INTELLIGENCE TO DRESS UP LIKE A WHORE AND ACT LIKE HER PUSSY DONT STANK. UNFORTUNATELY EVEN THESE "SUPERSTARS" HAVE TO BABY-POWDER THEIR PUSSY BECAUSE OF THE JUICES AND STANK. JUST ANOTHER TALENTLESS HASBEEN
mel says – reply to this

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paris was called a sexy sailor. lauren was called a slutty sailor. are you serious? paris has got to be the biggest slut i've never met.
Star says – reply to this

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She doesent look much like a slut its halloween she's aloud to dress like that.. BUTTT im begining to think its fake.
Corutney says – reply to this

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Wow, fatass couldn't hit the $ sign on the keyboard. And the costume was more like $60, maybe if you were more observant to the REAL world and not just celebrities you would see that it was a common costume.

BRITNEY'S #1!
kk says – reply to this

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Dont be jealous because Lauren can get more "seaman" than You!!! She is gorgeous and your NOT!! Simple as that! You Ugly people need to quit being so bitter about the more beautiful people. The sooner you accept the reality of your ugliness, the happier you will be ♥
D says – reply to this

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Her hair color sucks… its so bland.. Heidi has perfect hair Lauren should take some notes from her… but maybe since everything on the Hills is fake mayber her hair is too. wouldn't be surprised.
sar says – reply to this

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I had the same one
FUCK BLACKOUT says – reply to this

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Re: BLACKOUT!!! –

Fuck Blackout and the bitch that did it. Everyone hates that bitch. So, get the fuck up out of here. Asshole
amber says – reply to this

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team lauren!
paris hater says – reply to this

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Why did you think it was so cute when Paris' skanky ass was wearing it? She dosent look THAT bad… much better than skank hilton
Ali says – reply to this

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Love!
Jasmine says – reply to this

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How the hell is that slutty?

Britney's album is the shit! How come Perez wont talk about that?
Wes says – reply to this

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Re: BLACKOUT!!! –
Britney sucks. Her new cd is awful. She can't sing a lick.
If you buy it, you are an idiot. Giving money to a no talent waste of space bad mother. Idiots like you should jump off a building.
EHam says – reply to this

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bitch needs to work out! Whats up with that arm?!
Happy Halloween says – reply to this

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#10 Anna-
No.. Paris was wearing a sexy Alice in Wonderland costume.
Nice try.
Surruh says – reply to this

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Surriously. Get a proof-reader. Post haste.
Clover says – reply to this

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very cute
Pereziebear should wear this to his pAArty
xoxoxo
clover
Ky says – reply to this

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this looks so cheap and skanky. what a shame, i thought lauren was classier than this.
alfredo c. says – reply to this

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I'll do you LAUREN!!! me love you long time. you are the most beautiful thing on earth
Kim says – reply to this

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I hope that hot Brody does not really have sex with this boring whore
Milky says – reply to this

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first of all, #7 Qwarty….lmao!! You said it, dude. Back to business…This is the perfect opportunity to bag on this bag of refried pigskin…Perez, again, nobody gives a shit about YOU!! We come on this site to read celeb gossip. When you show your fucking face, it makes us wanna puke. When these idiotic "credible" publication like Rolling Stone interviews you as an influence, it's so embarassing because you're not. You're completely deluded, asshole.
This Makes me ILL! says – reply to this

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Yeah UM!
what is with these young girls going for? I'ma hoochie?
I looked for holloween costumes for my 8 year old little girl……….I saw two girls checking out the costumes i looked at them and they were tiney little costumes for girls that looked like we were in a hooker shop!
I think if you walk around looking like a WHORE u deserve to get raped! what is wrong with this world? whats wrong is we have 12 ,13, 14, and 15 year olds girls who look like they are in their 20's LOOKING LIKE A WHORE!
it makes me sick! i am scared for my daughter! cause i WILL kick her ass if she turns into Britney BITCH! Watch out You come to my door looking like a whore with ur mother WWHOOOO LOOOKS JUST AS WHORISH I AM GONNA KIICKKK UR FUCKIN ASS!
where did everyones moral and values go? Where did IT GO?
lol says – reply to this

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Re: FUCK BLACKOUT –

you want to "fuck" blackout and "fuck" the bitch that did it.

very xxx.
matt says – reply to this

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Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.
Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.

Lauren Conrad is fucking HOT and I would LOVE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.
glo says – reply to this

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she needs to fucking stand up straight! It drives me crazy, she is always hunched over. NEWS FLASH LC: Your gonna get stuck like that!!! UGH so unflattering. I hate her just for that!
ur mama says – reply to this

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She Sucks Donkey Balls!! Fucking fake and borrrrrig as all hell…zzzzzzzzzzz
hjkhjk says – reply to this

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so fucking hot.
who is this girl says – reply to this

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I know who she is because im forced to read about it or hear about it but I am totally confused as to WHY WE CARE!!!!
ur mama says – reply to this

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Sooo boringgggggggg!!! Falling a sleep looking at her!!
allie says – reply to this

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I HAVE THE SAME EXACT COSTUME! hahah. love it.
Obsessed says – reply to this

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She looks adorable
Bia Perez says – reply to this

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that's my halloween costume aaaaaand i must say it looks better on me…y do people like this crackwhore….shes a nobodyyyyyyy
Gwen says – reply to this

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Oh, a sexy, schoolgirl twist on a Halloween outfit. How very creative.
maru. says – reply to this

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why did she wear the same costume as Paris?
it's not like she didn't know.
how lame!
dangerrrdoll says – reply to this

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hahahha that nutjob has the same costume i have, i almost even feel bad… but what, she could only spend 50 bucks? ooooh!
QueenLahiffa says – reply to this

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Re: i love christian bale – You're an idiot.
WHY DOES JESSICA ALBA HAVE A CAREER?! says – reply to this

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAUREN'S OUTFIT COULD MAKE ME SWITCH TO TEAM HEIDI!!!!!!

SLUTTY ANYTHING COSTUMES ARE SO LAME. JUST WEAR A "FUCK ME" SIGN AND SPARE US THE LAME UNCREATIVE OUTFITS!!! IT'S OK TO LOOK SILLY ONE NIGHT OF THE YEAR !!!!

LAUREN - YOU SO DISAPPOING!!!!!
Therese says – reply to this

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she always looks so uncomfortable with herself….
LMAO@the bullshit says – reply to this

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Re: This Makes me ILL! –

No doubt you would end up getting your ass beat.
mE says – reply to this

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The line should have been:
"Loose Lips Sink Ships"
Not Hot says – reply to this

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She looks like any average girl. Unlike Paris, she seems insecure. Paris owned her sailor costume (slutty or not). Look at Lauren's body language. She is uncomfortable in the costume and is using her arms to cover herself. She fails to make the costume sexy because she knows she doesn't look the part. Lauren should have stuck to something more conservative.
Here, she reminds me of a 7 year old girl playing dress up.
Hot? Not so much. Try again.
BuyBlackout says – reply to this

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Blackout is the best album of the year.
Every song is a hit—there are no fillers.

If you haven't gotten the album yet, get it! I'm having a listening party tonight. It's such a sexy album.
SUGARPUSS in the SEA says – reply to this

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oh sweet! it's the bumpty kneed whore, just back from servicing the fleet.
Oprah's VaJayJay says – reply to this

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she's looking kinda chubby. maybe brody's bulge is stretching her face out?!?
gee says – reply to this

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Her knees are gross! Look at em….
justin B. says – reply to this

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Is it just me or does here one arm looklike an 85 year old woman's arm? Her whole body is awesome until I see that scary ass arm, looks like the arm from Scary Movie, let me get you some mashed potatoes!!!!!
me says – reply to this

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is she preggo too???
ha ha says – reply to this

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She looks like she is uncomfortable in that outfit. If you are going to dress like a crack ho you have to be able to WORK IT and OWN IT like Paris does.
YOU SUCK says – reply to this

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why are you mean to HER? You favor all these whores and diss a classy lady. you're retarded
Gwen says – reply to this

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Re: Not Hot – Well, exactly. That just goes to show you how much of a dumbfuck she is. Someone tells her to wear it, so she does, instead of saying no, piss off, I wear what I want. All of those Hollywood girls are such sheep. Laaaaame.
batman rules says – reply to this

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Re: FILLIN ME UP WITH YOUR LOVE! –

i bet you're a highschool drop out
UGLY ASS KNEES says – reply to this

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EWWWW..SHES GOT THE UGLIEST KNEES IVE EVER SEEN! LOOK AT THOSE KNEESS…LOOK LIKE WARTS AND SHIT GROWING OFF HER KNEES. ewwww..
ORGY says – reply to this

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FIRST OFF ALL DIRTY BIT CHES….
LAUREN CONRAD IS FAKE, AND HER STICKING OUT HER TONGUE AT EVERY GUY SHE IS ATTRACTED TO IS GETTING OLD AND F UKIN ANNOYING. I WANNA CUT THAT TONGUE OFF. AAAARGH! DONT HATE HIEDI JUST B/C YOU GUYS "THINK" SHE SPREAD THE RUMORS. PRETTY SOON LAUREN AND HEIDI ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDS AND THEN EVERYONE IS GOING TO LOVE HEIDI AGAIN. JUST HAVE YOUR OWN FU KIN OPINION ABOUT THINGS. JUST B/C LAUREN HATES HER DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO AS WELL. I LOVE HEIDI. IF SHE DID SPREAD THE RUMOR, THEN U KNOW WHAT, PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES. SHE IS A GOOD PERSON OVER ALL. AND LAUREN IS A GOOD PERSON OVER ALL. JUST FU KIN ANNOYING. THE SHOW IS FAKE, EVERYONE ON THERE IS FAKE. JUST GET OVER IT. AND STFU.
ps. PEREZ..WHY CAN'T U HAVE UR OWN F UKIN NAME? AND NOT STEAL OTHER PPLS NAMES LIKE PARIS HILTON.. LIKE WTF..HOW UNORIGINAL.
dee says – reply to this

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she looks uncomfortable
Big vic says – reply to this

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Supposedly she has giant labias. Cunt flaps roast beef meat curtains. Thats why perez that fat bone smuggler calls her lauren beef curtains conrad. Is it true?
Ambar says – reply to this

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That was my costume! it was 72 bucks lol not bad
g says – reply to this

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eww she looks gross..such a wannabe i guess she doesnt go anywhere else besides Les Deux, lauren go back to laguna and stay there
Rya says – reply to this

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Perez why do you pick on Lauren?? She's amazingly pretty. Why not pick on Heidi. She's the bitch!
AMM says – reply to this

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ok, i'm so surprised no one has said anything about this yet so i guess i will do it…LAUREN NEEDS TO GET A NEW PURSE!!! She needs to throw that ugly CHANEL purse her ex-boyfriend gave her away, it's out of style anyway. I swear this is the only expensive purse she must own b/c she won't go anywhere without it!
D -Nasty says – reply to this

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you mean SEMAN….correct?
Rita says – reply to this

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Knobby Knees Conrad.
LIZ says – reply to this

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WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HER KNEES UNDERNEATH THOSE STOCKINGS????? THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE PATCHES OF FLATNESS. WEIRD
hfkx says – reply to this

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Wowow looks way ugly!!
name* says – reply to this

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are those TED hose? EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW
sailors make me horny says – reply to this

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does she own another bag besiade the quilted Chanel? Cute bag, but doesn;t really go with the sailor look.
fucklauren says – reply to this

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This dress is actually way too cute to be in the Lauren Conrad Collection. That line is as boring as she is……I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lo' says – reply to this

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okay, to be honest i straight up don't even like her…
but unless this is a total "angle" shot… uhhhh i'm pretty sure she's actually NOT slutty here. sorry perez&co. haha.. paris was also a sailor.. what'd she google that shit up? hahha…

i so wish i could have dressed up and gone to hollywood again.. that was sooo fun last year. never let any suave italien guy try to stick his tongue down your throat though.. that was an unclassy slip-up. only for a 1/2 second though.

halloween is not popular in europe (it's 10:24pm right now) where im livin, and that makes me sad. oh well, i went on a shopping spree instead today.

=] YAY!!
Erin says – reply to this

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She always looks cute….I LOVE LAUREN!!!!
Q says – reply to this

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Homegirl needs to stop spending so much time on her knees. Her white knee-highs are rather dirty! Wonder why?
costamesaboySPOOOOOOOOOOOKY says – reply to this

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YUMMIE:]
JD says – reply to this

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Who cares.
Gwen says – reply to this

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Re: Gem – LMAO. Thanks for making my night, Gem. I mean… thnx 4 mkin mi nite gurlfrnd!!1
Danielle says – reply to this

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Why are her knees dirty???? hmmmm interesting
Sunny says – reply to this

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She is fucking UGLY, not to mention extremely dull and boring. She needs to be fired from The Hills. It is a fake ass show anyway!
BALLER says – reply to this

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LAUREN LOOKS TUT YO
WHOOOA
BALLER says – reply to this

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lauren looks tut yo
Emilyyyy says – reply to this

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I wore that on Saturday night for my halloween party. NICEEEE.
JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this

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God, I love slutty women!
Kortni says – reply to this

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I wonder how much that costume cost? It look like something she got a wal-mart, the fabric looks cheat!
Mudflaps Gone With The Wind says – reply to this

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Whatever. She's a slutty little cunt. That sweet act is fake. She is a bitch to work with. Her stylists can't talk to her unless she wants to talk and if she does talk to them she tells them they can't look her in the eye.