Trainwreck In The Morning
Ryan Seacrest managed to get Britney Spears on his radio show Wednesday morning. Barely.
It was one hot mess!
Unable to speak in full sentences, Britney's "interview" was filled with a lot of uncomfortable silences and her friend Alli and svengali/puppet master Osama Lutfi did more talking than Spears.
When Seacrest called at 9:10 a.m., the mother of two was still sleeping. After waking up, she was very groggy and seemed out of it.
How did Britney feel on the eve of her new album being released? "It was cool. It was kind of laid-back really," she told Seacrest.
How did she celebrate? "I didn't celebrate. We watched movies. That's about it," she said.
On Tuesday, Brit Brit also failed to get back custody of her kids.
What kind of promotion will she do for her new album? "This is it," Spears said.
How does Britney respond to all the negative attention in the media? "I try not to let it get to me," she muttered. "You just try to keep doing what you do. As long as you know what's up, that's what really matters."
How often will she see her kids? "I dunno. My lawyers handle all that stuff," the wonderful mother said.
How does she respond to people that criticize her as a mother? "It's sad how cruel our world can be," Britney blurted out, emotionless. "You gotta know in your heart that you're doing the best you can."
Is she doing the best she can??? "God yeah!"
Then Britney ended the interview abruptly and Alli chatted for a while with Ryan.
Where did Spears go?
"She went to hop in the shower," Alli said.
Precious!
[Image via WENN.]
God Helps Those That Help Themselves
Massive!
FIRST
What a douche!
I'm 4th, y'all!
not first!
Britney, you can't count. You're 3rd y'all!
first!!!!!!!
THAT METH WHORE!!! she can go die and i still won't care about her no more BUT I STILL LOVE HER SONGS!!!
She's a douche!
SECOND LOVE YOU PEREZ
Awesome
I can't wait till the day she dies and we can get some other person to talk about. What a tragedy she has let herself become. And I love every minute of it, you ungreatful crusty hag.
oh my god she is retarded
I wouldn't buy ANYTHING this crazy nutbag is selling!!!
She thinks she has problems now……wait until she gets hit with CHILD SUPPORT!!!!!!
Baaaa hahahahahahaaaaa haa
What a dumbshit, she needs to get her act together.
LOL
Whatever I heard this interview and Perez just completely wrote this post slanted. I'm not even a Britney fan, but yeah, she just woke up and sounded pretty normal to me. Also, her phone kept cutting out (from her home in Malibu) and it definitely WAS cutting out. There was nothing wrong with this interview at all, Perez you are a douche
first
bRITNEY, you've ruined that large pussy I gave you by sitting on a fire hydrant and swallowing it.
But that's okay. I hate black people.
THOSE POOR KIDS, GOOD THING THEY THEM AWAY FROM HER!!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WHORING AROUND AGAIN! WHAT'S NEW PEREZ..THIS ISN'T NEWS………….YUCK!!!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Speaking of showers,
when I see Britney now
I want to take a shower.
You know I've always liked britney spears..but I cant stand how lazy she is.. if those were my kids..and it was my reputation.. I would be working and fighting.. and all she wants is attention.. I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU HONEY.. THIS ATTENTION.. ISNT GOOD.. AND YOUR KIDS ARE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU!!!!
ANY AUDIO OF THE INTERVIEW?? SHE IS SERIOUSLY DISTURBED. LIKE OH MY GAWD,, BRITNEY IS NUMBER ONE!!! LIKE SHE IS SOOOO AWESOME.. STUPID FUCKERS. BTW HURTER ,, YOU FUCKING SUCK.
Who would have ever thought that somebody could make Lohan sound sober?
But at least she's not dark-skinned.
Douche!
Why support a bad mother and a bad singer who doesn't give a shit about her children or her fans?
What a douche!
All that thinks she is a douche, say Douche!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR FREE PUBLICITY FATASS!
BLACKOUT IN STORES NOW!!!!!!
BUY TWO! MAKES A GREAT XMAS GIFT!
LETS MAKE THIS GIRL RICH!
SOMEONE HAS TO EARN TO SUPPORT THOSE KIDS
K-FED AINT GOT NO JOB
BABIES GOTTA EAT!
What a delusional cunt flap she is. Have some more crack, dumbass! Don't worry, your fans will keep supporting your drug habits by buying your shitty album. Fucking retards. Please, somebody run over this useless whore. TWICE.
I pray she gets help b4 she kills herself.
I have to admit, as much as she freaks me out, she's quite entertaining…
Douche!
Wow, it's almost over for her.
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Damn, old people look better than U do in the morning…
need zome glasses for the bottom of your face?
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Douche!
Re: hurter – congrats, your prize for being first is you must lick my asshole and eat britney's vajayjay, in that order.
ps. britney don't get up no 9:10am, you gotta get her at 3pm! no wonder she drinks so much starshitbucks
that is so funny ! she just left the phone interview to take a shower
RYAN SEACREST IS A FUCKING LOSER!!!! I'M SICK & TIRED OF HIM!! I HOPE HE CHOKES SUCKING ON SIMON COWELLS COCK AND DIES!!!!!
RYAN SEACREST IS A FUCKING LOSER!!!! I'M SICK & TIRED OF HIM!! I HOPE HE CHOKES SUCKING ON SIMON COWELLS COCK AND DIES!!!!!
Douche!
"GIMMIE GIMMIE LESS"
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Sung to the tune of "Gimmie Gimmie More"
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"Its quite a situation,
Me running ’round like I'm out of control,
I give fits to the nation,
With extra pounds and exposing my roll.
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie clothes to wear,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie pubic hair,
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie kids who care,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie time not bare!
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When will they see,
That I need to be free,
Rules don't work for me,
Laws aren't for Britney!
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I drive and I go,
And I dress like a ho,
While I dance on a pole,
"Look At Me" is my goal,
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie length of skirt,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie wearing shirt,
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie empty glass,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie clothes on ass,
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie K-Fed sex,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie lack of X,
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Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie guys who snitch,
Gimmie Gimmie Less, Gimmie Less, Gimmie Britney, bitch!"
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get that audio!!! I want to hear that.
damn that sucks to see that she is just completely letting everyone down
I really was hoping that she would come around and do the right things … I dont understand how someone that had so much respect can just let it all go wish that someone would just slap some sense in her!!!
************************************************All that thinks she is a douche, say DOUCHE. All that don't say, NOT DOUCHE*****************************************************
She's an absolute waste of your fabulos site Perez.
Why wouldn't a mother fight for the right to see her kids. She's gotta be dead inside, sure a part of me is sad to see her demise but she aint getting no sypmathy from me.
TEAM KEVIN
Re: yay perez – if someone gave me "blackout" for christmas, i'd break the cd in half and slice their throat with the broken pieces.
The end of her life is soon to be ! She is totally bonkers. Soon she will think she can fly and jump off the capitol record building
Re: WhateverPerez – Did we listen to the same interview?? Her and Sam both sounded like people on drugs. Then she just left in the middle to go take a shower? You can tell no one is managing her. She is a hot mess and her interview was incoherant.
If I were Alli Simms I would be documenting all this crap for a book ! She could make a fortune after Brit Brit drinks the kool aid
Wow. Just wow.
SHE IS OFF THE CHAIN!!!!!!!!!! What is she thinking? She is truly, truly lost.
is it just me, or is SHITNEY trying a little too hard to be LiLo, who will always be infinitely better than her in every way imaginable???
It's Britney Bitches!!!!!!
I cant believe how mean people can be towards someone they dont even know, reading the comments about britney here makes me sad to think ppl have no respect for others and would write such things….I agree with the person who said the interview sounded fine, and at 9 in the morning Im usually in bed as well even if I havent been out partying the night before….but anyway not saying she is a good mother or bla bla bla, but I think its rude to say she is a douche, a whore and all those other things…how would you people like being called that without any other consideration…its mean
Britney Spears has prove to the world in living color that she don't give a hoot about her kids or the law! Honey, we don't give hoot about your stank behind either!
She's so dumb, she literally has just woken up, calls into a radio station on a damn cell phone so they keep losing service, and sounds like a complete bimbo because she is one. However, bitch can sell her CDs!
WhateverPerez (#17) - totally agree with you. Perez opinion is totally slanted and made Britney sound so much worse than she was. I listened to the interview and she sounded fine especially for just waking up. The "uncomfortable silences" were absolutely due to bad cell service. Britney does enough stuff that would get her headlines, so Perez stop making stuff up.
******************* Viva La Douche! ***********************
wtf
This woman will be dead soon if someone do not help her. where is her family? Alli and osaman should be ashame of themselves for enabling this behavior. I am so glad those boys are safe from her.Hopefully by the next hearing the judge stop her from seeing them.she a comlete deadbeat mom.
++++++++++++ Happy Douche! ++++++++++++++++
i want to hear this interview where can i hear it ??????????
The answer is …………………………………..DOUCHE all the way!
She is just dumber than any of us every imagined. Her poor kids. God help them. She is worthless. I think when she stops getting any publicity she will kill herself. Her friend/cousin/douche, Alli is nothing but a dumb using enabler and they probably shot up meth all night long which is why she's so tired. Who is watching her money? These people are taking it all and like Anna Nicole, she is so doped up she doesn't see it. Well, she made her bed. Can we talk about pretty people now? I'm so sick of shitney's crotch and her driving all over LA with her white trash outfits, nasty weave, ugly ass sunglass, acne, fat legs and belly and saggy banana boobs with droopy gross nipples. God, all of that money and she dresses like that? I guess Halloween is a year around holiday for the skank. Why does anyone let her in to clubs? She is so Z list? She is a shitty mom, a shitty person and shitty entertainer. She was hot once but that was when she had good people around her. She hangs with shit and she is now shit. Don't ever give her those kids, one is going to die because of her stupidity and I bet she would be too tired to go to the funeral. fucking whore!
++++++++++++++ Come on down to the Douche is right! +++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++Douche from California, you are on air now, what do you think? Douche or Not Douche?
I say, Douche! +++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++Gimme more, gimme more…………………DOUCHE!
I am a douche!
BLACKOUT #1 all around the globe!
Eat it suck it snort it fuck it BUY IT IT'S GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEREZ YOU'RE A SUCKING GAY CREATURE!!
BOYCOT PEREZ! NO MORE COMMENTS ON THIS STUPID BLOG!
I bet you her fave drink is vinegar and water.
where is this interview????
i want to hear this interview!!!!
I HEARD THAT SHIZ. HOW SAD DID SHE SOUND LIKE A FUCKING FOOL. I MEAN HOW COULD YOU ANWSER UM MY LAWYERS HANDEL THAT WHEN IT COMES TO HOW OFTEN YOU SEE YOUR KIDS. BETTER TO ANWSER LIKE I DONT ANWSER PERSONAL SHIZ ON THE RADIO. WTF. I WAS HOPING SHE WOULD PROVE EVERYBODY WRONG AND SOUND INTELLIGENT AND RESPECTFUL TO HER FANS. NOTTTT. SO SAD SOO SOO SAD.
where is this interview??? i want to hear it!!!!!!!!!!!
UHM CHANNY? you sound AWESOME? are you full retarded or just half? being mean? are you serious? the girl is completely out of her mind!! shes a complete sociopath! you're giving her excuses because she was hungover and a little groggy? OMG she was this huge role model for years and now the image she gives out now come on! she so far gone theres no coming back.. let go of the dream.. gross. its honestly nauseating to see how she behaves.. shes SO gnarly now she looks terrible her skin, hair, body, and I its so mean? who is suppose to be considerate of anyone who behaves that way? famous or not! going out drinking AGAIN like every day this week/? GO HOME!GO TO BED! GO TO REHAB ! LOSE the fishnets! and be real human being.. but yet you bad losers seriously feel the need to defend her. Would you defend a black, mexican or what ever person who was out drinking doing drugs all night? and stoned and didn't give a shit what happened at all? doubtful. but you doubt this fugly plut??? I don't get it..
CLICK ON THE LINK FOR THE AUDIO, IT'S UNDER THE INTERVIEWS ON DEMAND SECTION.
she is bat-shit crazy. her nonchalant attitude and lil girl giggles show she really doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything. when ryan asked about her visitation schedule with the kids she mumbled the lawyers know what it is. her and sam just laughed when they said this is all the promo they're doing….!!
it's obvious they would rather hit the pizzo and blow them big meth clouds… shame…
it seems like she will continue on her crazy path while the lawyers try to wrangle her kids back. it aint gonna work!
audio, where is the audio? post the audio!..this frenzy surrounding her is unbelievable..she is trippin!
i tired to buy her album last night at circuit city and they were sold out. =(
I think Britney's a lesbo and Alli is her lesbo lover (cousin? yeah right.)
Yet again Unfitney is completely oblivious to anything except herself and what she wants to do and when she wants to do it. Maybe her album is selling well but I for one will not buy it and give her more money to engage in her irresponisble lifestyle. We can only hope one day if she gets her head out of her own ass she she wakes up and realizes that her life isnt and shoujldnt be all about her anymore if not well then we are looking at another death before 30. What an example you are Unfitney to all the little girls who look up to you. (note the sarcasm) maybe in rebellion your sons will actually live a sane and calm life ! Those poort boys thats all I can think right now ! And there are those of us women such as me who would love to have one child and Unfitney can have two and not give a damn?! Thats really fairness
AWESOME. she knows lifeless people are just waiting to ridicule her for anything she says, so of course she's not saying much. she's not as dumb as people think.
LAST!
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first of all, Ryan is a dick. I would have left the interview too. can he ask more stupid questions? can he be more annoying? no wonder simon cowell is always insinuating he's gay.
Your rude, i just listened and she wasnt that bad! i mean he asked her about her children and she didnt want to talk about it! she went to the shower in order to get away from that asshole taking it too far!!!!
Re: Fag boy – thank u :0)
Re: Cee – I agree ! they are always exchanging outfits at clubs. That is hot kissin cousins ! must be something in the water in Louisiana that makes people have brain defects
HOLY SHIT THIS BITCH IS INSANE AND ON DRUGS. END OF STORY. HER LAWYERS HANDLE WHEN SHE CAN SEE HER KIDS??????? WTF???????? THANK GOD FOR THE JUDGE. I HOPE HE SEES THIS COMMENTARY.
Are those meth sores around her mouth
Re: Jenn – blah blah blah..make more excuses
She doesn't give a crap about you!
What a piece of shit. I doubt she even showers anymore.
COME ON! SHE IS A FUCKIN' UGLY BOTCH AND A HORRIBLE MOTHER. NOBADY CARES ABOUT HER ANYMORE, SHE IS A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
AND WHO BUYS HER NEW CD IS A LOOOOOOOOOSER TOO
i just can't believe all this…i mean it feels like yesterday when she first came out with all that "i'm a virgin..love my mum..mickey mouse club etc etc." what the F happened to that girl? seriously i just to love her. still remember that sometimes-video and britney dancing on that pear in that white sweater.
You know, when Howard Stern was on public radio, you had to get up at the butt-crack of dawn if you wanted to be a guest on his show. AND YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF FUCK UPS WERE ON HIS SHOW. JUST SHOWS YOU HOW EVEN MORE A CUNT BRITNEY IS.
SERIOUSLY STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT THIS EFFED UP BIOCH!! STOP POSTING STOP POSTING STOP POSTING!! ONE A SAY WOULD DO WITH ALL HER DRAMA IM SOOOOOOOOOOO SICK OF IT
OMG ! What a fucked up METH-HEAD. She sounds SO dumb. She is a worthless backwoods, uneducated piece of TRAILER TRASH.
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She REALLY needs to get a hold of as many drugs as she can and do them ALL and end it already. The world would be a much better place.
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INTO THE VOLCANO WITH THIS DUMB BITCH! DROP HER INTO A VOLCANO!
Britney took a shower?
I expeected something like "I'm MELTING!!!" if that ever happened…
It makes me ill that she does nothing to promote her album (which I think sucks) yet a group with talent (the Backstreet Boys) do a ton of promotion and have a great album. Britney will still outsell them and that's pathetic. What a sick world we live in where people buy her album because they're infatuated with her life rather than to find good music.