Chongalicious!

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Joss "Will Fuck For Tracks" Stone shows off her bling and bangin' hairdon't.

The British soul singer worked this special look at the MTV Europe Video Music Awards in Munich on Thursday.

As the Brits would say….

Chavtastic!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Nov 1, 2007 at 5:11 pm / Email this  »

    196 comments to “Chongalicious!”

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    1. huh? says – reply to this


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      Re: Gypsy – He likes the pigtails? What?

    2. Tim Burton says – reply to this


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      Alicia Keys did it better. You can see her scalp. Scary!!!!!!!!
      At least it's not another Britney post. I'm not buying her album cuz she'll only spend my hard-earned money on drugs & cigarettes. She's just as bad as Amy Winehouse.

    3. Courtney says – reply to this


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      Is it just me that notices the acne on her forehead?

    4. Hector says – reply to this


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      Why do you call her will sleep for track? Oh yeah…hate the hair

    5. RJII says – reply to this


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      what's the big deal. black girls have been wearing this style for a long time. Oh, she's white so it's special.

    6. NeeNer Testing One Two Three NeeNer says – reply to this


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      It’s not because he doesn’t want free advertising, it’s because he fucking RIPS those websites off and doesn’t want anyone commenting on it. Check it out. “DEE LISTED” will post something, then whenever fatass decides to update, he’ll rip off their latest post. Same with the other sites. Perez steals stories, videos, pictures, and music…he’s the “Queen of Ripping Off All Other Media
      **********************************************
      Ok lol I see but how does he rip off of them i can't copy and paste stuff from the other "gossip" sites (since i can't write them) maybe the other sites should have a policy so that they cannot be "riped"……
      as i said before its his blog his site to bad for the other sites! If they were as popular as perez they wouldn't need "people" to advertise for free on HIS site! if that website wants to advertise on his site then do it and pay him. If they want credit then sue……. anyways lol i can't believe i am commenting on this but thanks for opening my eyes to Plagerism its a bitch but u gotta prove it in court first untill then good luck with the other websites!
      Perez makes me laugh so thats all that matters to me!
      PEACE!

    7. sandman says – reply to this


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      WoW what a luscious beauty:) If your pet 'tag-line be accurate, makes me wish I were a record producer:)…Thank you…

    8. madi says – reply to this


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      WHY DO THEY CUT ON HER SO BAD I KINDA LIKE HER

    9. me says – reply to this


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      Perez doesn't rip other gossip sites "gossip." —— There's only SO MUCH celeb gossip —each site has the same stuff…..Perez rocks you douchebags…so shut your pie holes!

    10. me says – reply to this


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      BTW………….Joss Stone YUCK!!! —nasty whore

    11. NeeNer Testing One..Two...Three NeeNer says – reply to this


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      wOw lets see if he will post Neopets.com LoL!
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      PEREZ
      UPDATE ALREADY!
      Slow Slow Slow Day!
      I would have expected more pictures from your night out on the wacky street of LA Come on Girl POST! Show the picture Something!

    12. Joni says – reply to this


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      WTF!!!!!!!!!!! Did she get Alicia Keys old stylist? When she is older she is going to look back at this and be very embarrassed!

    13. Shawna says – reply to this


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      I love her voice but she has always needed a stylist.Maybe she has one maybe her stylist is Flava Flav!! I like her voice though she just needs to dress better maybe show a little skin and be more sexy if ya wanna make some dough in the states!I don't think she fucks for tracks because she does not get any good tracks.Beatutiful voice but never any material to give her some hits,well over here anyway.

    14. trouble says – reply to this


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      i like it!

    15. tony says – reply to this


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      leave her alone she's the best

    16. First First First says – reply to this


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      FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!! FIRST!!
      Kiss my ass you slow motherfuckers!

    17. Don't Hate Perez... says – reply to this


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      She looks hot! Maybe you should get braids in your hair, you'd look hot!

    18. first? says – reply to this


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      hey "L" i am first!!!! first! first! first you stupid douchebag! first! deal with it!!!!!!

    19. piggies says – reply to this


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      AT LEAST SHE'S CUTE
      PEREZ IS AN ELEPHANT
      SO WHERE'S THE CONTEST?

    20. Free Updates says – reply to this


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      For free and frequent gossip updates check out: d listed dot com , tee em zee dot com and ex 17 on line dot com.

    21. piggies says – reply to this


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      AND BTW ALICIA KEYS IS A FAKE AS THEY COME
      HER MOM IS WHITER THAN MILK
      SHE TALKS GHETTO, HAHAHAH, WHAT FAKE BULLSHIT
      ALICIA NEEDS TO RELEASE A SEX VIDEO, THAT'S ALL I'D DOWNLOAD WITH HER ON IT

    22. maybe first says – reply to this


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      am i first?

    23. bre says – reply to this


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      Im offended very much twists which is what u see on the side of her head is a very popular style in the black community

    24. kImbo says – reply to this


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      perez just takes stuff off of people.com and regurgitates it, he's nothing new, in fact he's just lame.

    25. Aimee says – reply to this


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      Re: bre – Exactly, you just said it yourself, in the BLACK community…now i just think there's something missing…?

    26. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    27. lola says – reply to this


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      OMFG
      FIRST!

    28. yo says – reply to this


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      she should chop off her hair

    29. Neener Testing One ..Two...Three NeeNer says – reply to this


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      Re: Duh! :D – ur right I think i had a Duh! moment! lol ty :lol:

    30. Calaverita says – reply to this


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      Yes! #153 Eat It!

    31. NeeNer Testing One..Two...Three NeeNer says – reply to this


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      F
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      to say

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      ……………………………yAWns…………………………….
      Well I guess he isn't gonna post anything for a while! 9:13 pm here

    32. Cubanasa says – reply to this


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      Chongalicious! And can't no other chongas glue their hair like mine. ;)

    33. Yuck_Yuck says – reply to this


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      She's a day late for Halloween,but she'll always be a witch!!
      She's dressed like a whore so she can hook up with any producer at the awards,rappers and songwriters can also apply,cos she needs some new songs!!!
      WHY,does she still show up to EVERYTHING,no-one likes or wants her ANYWHERE!!!

    34. HUGO BOSS says – reply to this


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      She's trifflin'!

    35. Partied all week..At home and bored.. says – reply to this


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      Dang tonight is boring as hell..Nothing is on T.V. Nothing to look at on this site..Everyone is exhausted from partying all week. There aint shit to do…Maybe I should eat..thats alway fun..haha protein, no carbs!!

    36. Partied all week..At home and bored.. says – reply to this


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      Oh..Looks like Runs house is on..guess I'll watch that..LMAO

    37. tomek says – reply to this


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      Joss sucks.

      That hair-do is a cheep rip off of a look Bjork sported in 1997 . . . . only Bjork made it work.

    38. jorden says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    39. gorgeous 'n bored says – reply to this


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      who cares WE WANT MORE CHRISTIANO RONALDO (naked if possible) XOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

    40. christen says – reply to this


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      why havent you reported the news about brangelina??!!?? THEY ARE PREGO!! it was jus on the news

    41. gina says – reply to this


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      Can someone please tell her she is NOT black?! Stop singing like a black woman, braiding your hair like a black woman, and doing black men!

    42. kris says – reply to this


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      i think it's hot perez!

    43. HisMattjesty says – reply to this


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      Wow! She is normally so beautiful. I have no idea what to make of this, and even less of an idea what image she was going for. She looks almost like Pink!

    44. Nikki says – reply to this


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      She pulls it off…. you know it.

    45. helen of troy says – reply to this


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      You mean, slagtastic. she should soak in some soapy water, pronto.

    46. i'm THE bitch says – reply to this


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      BITCH UPDATE THIS SHIT!

    47. Gwendolyn says – reply to this


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      Watch out Perez…there's a hot gay cuban in NYC about to launch his site…this will be fun to watch.

    48. Colby says – reply to this


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    49. violet says – reply to this


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      she still looks pretty…hair looks kinda cool for a one-time thing, if not for the pink thread, but whatever.

      but "will fuck for tracks" bullshit has gotta go…some guy made this rude comment about her and Christina Aguilera and so now it sticks? what the hell?

    50. carmen says – reply to this


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      get off!!! that hair style looks really cool-and i dont even like her. find it hard to velieve its her though f*** she looks different.

    51. perez'srealnameismario says – reply to this


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      Perez, you're really not that clever, though you think you are. You just come across as a bitter, undersexed, lonely gay man. In the gay world, beauty and youth reign supreme. Sadly, you have neither. I think you wish you were Britney on some level, that's why you attack her with such malice. Do you think what you do benefits society? That's the question you should ask yourself. Reporting news is one thing, but you just insult people. These stories you write reflect you in a poorer light than the people you're assaulting. I'm especially disturbed by your need to "out" gay celebs. You think you're helping society, but you leave casualties in your wake with no regard for their lives or careers. That's really fucked-up to mess with someone's paycheck. Were you made fun of in high school? Is that why you feel the need to complete the circle of abuse? Does it make you feel good to make others feel bad? I know there's a good person in there somewhere, Mario. I hope you find him soon before you're too old, too bitter, and it's too late. . .

    52. Perez'sConscience says – reply to this


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      Perez, you're really not that clever, though you think you are. You just come across as a bitter, undersexed, lonely gay man. In the gay world, beauty and youth reign supreme. Sadly, you have neither. I think you wish you were Britney on some level, that's why you attack her with such malice. Do you think what you do benefits society? That's the question you should ask yourself. Reporting news is one thing, but you just insult people. These stories you write reflect you in a poorer light than the people you're assaulting. I'm especially disturbed by your need to "out" gay celebs. You think you're helping society, but you leave casualties in your wake with no regard for their lives or careers. That's really fucked-up to mess with someone's paycheck. Were you made fun of in high school? Is that why you feel the need to complete the circle of abuse? Does it make you feel good to make others feel bad? I know there's a good person in there somewhere, Mario. I hope you find him soon before you're too old, too bitter, and it's too late. . .

    53. Perez'sConscience says – reply to this


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      Perez, or shall I say Mario, you're really not that clever, though you think you are. You come across as a bitter, undersexed, lonely gay man. In the gay world, beauty and youth reign supreme. Sadly for you, you have neither. I think you wish you were Britney on some level, that's why you attack her with such malice.
      Do you think what you do benefits society? That's the question you should ask yourself. Reporting news is one thing, but you just insult people. These stories you write reflect you in a poorer light than the people you're assaulting. I'm especially disturbed by your need to "out" gay celebs. You think you're helping society, but you leave casualties in your wake with no regard for their lives or careers. That's really fucked-up to mess with someone's paycheck. Were you made fun of in high school? Is that why you feel the need to complete the circle of abuse? Does it make you feel good to make others feel bad? I know there's a good person in there somewhere, Mario. I hope you find him soon before you're too old, too bitter, and it's too late. . .

    54. the A says – reply to this


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      She was lookin good! But Amy sorry, she's a wreck. Have you seen her? She seemed like drunk or something like that AGAIN
      I mean the concert in Zurich (I was there) was horrible
      Amy you're such a talent, please get well

    55. Rovinierre says – reply to this


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      Lovin' the print bra. Fashion faux pas, amen.

    56. ☼☼krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl☼☼ says – reply to this


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      ☼zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☼

      Urotrazh: I think shez uglyzhit, her mouth iz clozed….

      wonder if her teeth iz green? ????????????????

      ☼zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☼

    57. Um says – reply to this


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      Noone in Britain says chavtastic. Ever.

    58. hey says – reply to this


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      amy wasn't just drunk, she was STONED!!!!! her performance was worse than britneys!

    59. Missing something says – reply to this


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      Her head looks like a Simpson. Isn't that what Jessica and Ashley have underneath their hair, Joss has the tracks but missing the extensions.

    60. bangang says – reply to this


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      187th bitches!! anyway, her hair is better than urs perez

    61. Ben says – reply to this


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      That's not what a chav looks like though.

    62. erin says – reply to this


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      OMG!……………………………..

    63. Jippiejayeej says – reply to this


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      The hair is butt ugly

    64. kg says – reply to this


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      Let me hear you say "WIGGA". Save the Last Dance Motherlovin' Wannabe.

    65. Cherry says – reply to this


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      有意思的地方~~
      全球人民共享八卦

    66. I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING says – reply to this


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      HI PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      you have to post something about Tokio Hote
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      although I'm not their biggest fan
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      they are really big in Europe
      especially in Germany & France
      they won an award at the EMAs
      it was presented by Joss Stone
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      xoxo

    67. perez - wanker says – reply to this


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      i'd hit that pussy, even tho it's probs been around… i imagine she swallows and likes it when guys pull out over her face/ass

    68. Jennifer H says – reply to this


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      Perez check out all the hateful comments people are leaving on your blog… it's SO SAD. Your commentary really spurs on this negative-type behavior.

    69. Fungus says – reply to this


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      I think she looks hot! but I worry about her going barefoot all the time, she might pick up a strange fungus eventually

    70. Elisia says – reply to this


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      Is that really her?? She actually looks quite hot in that photo!

    71. sadie says – reply to this


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      Its the prettiest picture ive seen of her EVER. she looks so much better without all that red and pink.

    72. Sarah - NJ says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez..why do you hate her so much..lol..I do think she has an awsome voice! Who cares if she's a whore most of them are anyway! She is talented as hell that voice has madd soul in it!

    73. nikki says – reply to this


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      shut up!!!!! i love your site and visit everyday..more than 10 times, but this is one topic i disagree with you on. I love joss stone!! i dont care what she looks like, or her clothes…I LOVE HER MUSIC.

    74. Muffin says – reply to this


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      [fuck on english]
      mensch, so extrem schlimm sieht das nun auch wieder nicht aus…
      oke die Goldkette is grauenhaft, aber trotzdem..

    75. Grow up Joss says – reply to this


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      Someone needs to remind Joss that she isn't BLACK. Who is she trying to kid? What a waste, she used to be a pretty blonde white girl. Now she's just wannabe ghetto trash.

    76. sashakitty says – reply to this


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      Re: penelope
      Chav is a term people use for the council (you call wellfare types) in the UK. They have really horrible taste in clothes and are quite ghetto. Eyebrow slit, gold chains, overkill of wearing Burberry, cornrows, listen to garage, d and b music. They are usually uneducated and have no asperations. Lots of teen preggers.

    77. junioe says – reply to this


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      How perez what a dik u dont even know if she really fucked for tracks! she a ttalented girl, casie , ciara bitches like that are girls that need to fuck for deals and tracks. get your shit right

    78. Lucy Bowels says – reply to this


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      Who is this bitch? I have never heard any music by her. She can't be that successful. I listen to satellite and radio all day long. No Joss Stone. I pulled her up on Itunes and listened to some of the tracks and they suck. She sounds like every other R&B screecher (see Aretha, Mary J., Fantasia). The world doesn't need another wigger.

    79. dee says – reply to this


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      You keep using that line that a washed up recording hack used to describe this beautiful, talented, destined for super-stardom performer…your jealously of actual talent has become so profound that it takes on an almost physical entity…are YOU the Portrait of Dorian Gray, Mario? Let's have a look inside your closet…NO! On second thought, let's not!

    80. Yeng says – reply to this


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      Is she wearing a silver earring and gold necklace? Wrong… so wrong.

      She reminds me of the Bride of Wildenstein. How did she ever break America?

      GROSS!

    81. jenna says – reply to this


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      This is an old old rumor that went away along time ago. The girl has a voice and like so many other talented singers it just hasn't happened for her. She is still young so maybe it will but this has nothing to do with that awful rumor that a very jealous "fellow" musician started. The better story is if you only knew who started it - now that's the shocker!

    82. T.rex says – reply to this


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      hahaha. you blame this girl for how she got into the business, when its common knowledge that Madonna, Mariah Carey, and Whitney did the exact same thing?

      I'm sorry, but unless you win American Idol, that is the only way to 'make it'.

    83. mmh says – reply to this


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      What's wrong with you queens she looks hot…and with that voice she doesn't need to look like anything….but still she looks hot and yes I'm a dyke but she doesn't have to be to be awesome.

    84. Stephen says – reply to this


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      Look quick–it's Meredith Grey!!

    85. Jimmy says – reply to this


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      how do you even know she fucks for tracks, you just make shit up ya fag loser.

    86. g-dub says – reply to this


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      okay first of all girlfriend aint black…she needs to get that half cornrose outta her hair!!

      xoxo G-dub

    87. Skipper says – reply to this


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      FUCK THE BRITS…STUPID, UGLY WANKERS

    88. kat says – reply to this


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      she has so lost it, what happened?… so talented and now can't even dress

    89. Blue Peacock says – reply to this


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      Ah, Mario. Aren't you done pouting over the fact that she doesn't think two shits about you?

    90. Cherone says – reply to this


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      OK, you kiss Paris Hilton's ass constantly and she's fucked WAY more people than Joss Stone. This is a gossip page, not high school. Grow the fuck up, Perez!

    91. Chinawhite says – reply to this


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      Talk about "will fuck for tracks", this is what your hair looks like before you sew the tracks on. She's basically halfway between the "before" and "after" of getting your weave sewn on! Why she would wear her hair out like this is beyond me. As a hairstylist, I can honestly say that she is way up the list of top ten worst hair victims in hollywood. Rumer Willis is the only one I can think of right now that can make her look hot in comparison.

    92. charlotte from the UK says – reply to this


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      Re: Um – Actually, you're wrong - she is SUCH a chav!!! totally chavtastic, ew, it makes me sick - and that chain….

    93. soreal says – reply to this


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      So… who did Justin Timberlake fuck to get the tracks for FutureLoveSexWhatever? I am so sick of people who accuse women of fucking for tracks…

    94. Ray Ray says – reply to this


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      What the hell is on her head? is that cornrose?

    95. Steve-O says – reply to this


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      Oh dear GOD. Please, PLEASE don't EVER refer to her as British again. I will not have us tarnished with such a skank.

      I think you'll find it was moving to America that turned her into monster we see before us. Good riddance!

    96. kc says – reply to this


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      she is incredibly talented, so I doubt she has to "fuck for tracks". Shes pretty hot too.

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