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Best buds Tom and Will share a moment at the Hollywood premiere of Cruise's latest film.
Tom Cruise snuggles up to Will Smith and whispers in his ear, "________."
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I can't wait to get you alone to eat your steamy hot asshole
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Tom zayz to Will:
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Dude, that hampzter
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U ztuck in my azz iz ztill
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there..don't U need to feed him?
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…How about it?
"I've got Katie licking the bacon strips clean off my briefs!"
THAT WOULD BE SOME HOT SEX!!!!!!
….Will, just slip the key in my pocket….
cant wait to spoon with yeah later
"I made pee-pee in my pants."
"I'M GAY!"
my place or yours big will
"If your gonna leave two buttons open on your shirt, you really should shave that bush and thanks for lowering your head, I forgot to wear my Z-Coils tonight."
WHY is it that this society can't accept affection between two MEN?
Why is it so odd?
Why is it you think that's funny - these two are married men with families and they are all actors, so they are very close friends.
Whatever.
"Join Scientology"
whats first mean?
Did you hear what that cunt said about my Mom?
"So it's a date? Your ass and my tongue?"
will is so cute
I saved something for you in my panties but you'll have to reach
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THAT'S JUST FUCKING CREEPY…..
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sweet nothings
"I wanna drink your babies"
I Swallow!!
"Tom, seriously, I have to ask you; who's more gayer, you or me???"
They're talking about doing a little wife swap later. Tom heard Jaida has more skills!
Will Smith is Hot ! i'm in love !
cuddle me later, motherfucker
suck me, beautiful.
You should have put that one under the easily offended heading! You are on a roll today! Go girl!!!
you in the front, Becks in the back
Do it to me one more time!
Mary! WOuld you look at Tammy's facelift scars! If you look very carefully, you can see them as she has actually left them uncovered for the first time ever!
nice shirt…
Will: I am glad I don't have any scandals or skeletons in my closet.
Tom: Me too. I'll get the lube. Meet me in the closet in 10 minutes.
"Do you like my nazi do?"
Rim me, Mandingo!
Will Smith is HOT
You blinded me with science.
….Katie leaves Thursday, the key will be in the usual place, under the mat.
MMMMM - Will- girl you know how i love me some fudgie stick!!!
will is too cool for him. toms a fucking alien
I want your man juice in my rectum.
I'LL LICK YOUR JIZZ UP LIKE PANCAKE SYRUP!
I can't wait to get back to our hotel room tonight
I can't wait to get back to our hotel room
Once I went black I will never go back.
i juss pooted
dont you just think perez is dumb?
" Ol Kate Kate pulled out her strap_on last night and pretended to be you."
"You complete me Willy Nilly."
"I've got a rocket I want you to ride Bitch."
"I just farted, can you smell it dude?"
" You look really pretty tonight TomKitty..I'll spank you later."
" Hold me Daddy, I've been a very bad boy."
" Think anybodys noticed I can't seem to take my hand off your crotch.
" Dude, I just saved a bundle by changing my insurance to Geiko."
( I should get a percentage of something for promoting a brand name.)
" You had me at …Where was that place again?"
hey big willy style i bought some new la perla
your black cock tastes just like katies pussy
"bromance" rofl
yeah it does seem like he's collecting married couples as friends and picking those couple where he seems attracted to the husbands (watch out Posh!).
I think he had a thing for Jamie Fox a while back. I remember reading Jamie bought him a diamond watch. Non-gay men do not buy jewelery gifts for other men.
Tom Cruise snuggles up to Will Smith and whispers in his ear "is it hard yet"?
how could you say something like that about will , he is the most stright guy i have ever seen , not only he is sexy hot , handsome, he also is a sweetheart.
we will do threesome with perez hilton….or mike portnoy…?
what the fuck is up with his kindergarten hair cut? ewww.
TAKE ME!
" You seriously just gave me a lil stiffy."
"I'm having naughty fun time in my head with you right now."
LETS GET NAUGHTy iN My BED.
y0U MADE ME S0 H0RNy WHEN y0U DiD THAT M0ViE iR0B0T..
ALL iN THAT LEATHER SUiT….MAKES ME FEEL S0 G00D!
LETS G0 iLL BE iN THE CAR…
I'll be your hoe and bitch if you'll be my pimp daddy!!Eat me I want it to last all night baby!!!I'm so naughty,i'll bring over my langeray!
"Being short right now just seems so right."
"Is Jada's strap on better then me?"
"Pretend I'M saying something witty to you while I sniff in all your beautimus."
" Tell me again why this is so wrong."
Now we can be Like Snoop and Becks !!
is it true what the they say about black men?
if i nibble your earlobe will you play with my tinker
or as an after thought
are you from UPS, cos you've been checking out my package
"Katie is taking Suri out for pizza tonight, so come on over if ya want some."
" I am totally dribbling right now at the thought of your yummy chocolately goodness spread all over my warm velvety peanut butter cookie."
"I feel so pretty when I'm with you."
" Dude you are seriously the hottest piece of ass up in this joint, and by joint I mean the one I want up my ass right now"
"you make me wanna swoop."
Whip it out. Just give me a quick peak…………….. PLEASE
How perfect…I'm just tall enough for my mouth to reach the tip of your chocolate rod! Has Jada met my hag Katie? I'm sure she will be able to set it off!!
Ich liebe dich! (I love you, in German, of course!)
YES I THINK PERZ DOES NOTHING FOR HIMSELF WHEN COMMENTING ON THESE TYES OF STORIES… IT CHEAPENS HIM…. IS THERE NO SAHME TO THE FACT THAT MOST OF HIS READERS ARE TEENS…
DOES HE CARE THAT THESE CHILDREN WILL GET TEASED AND SOMEDAY WILL READ THIS CRAP…. GOD WILL NOT FORGIVE INTENTIONAL HATE OF HIS CHILDREN..
KARMA PEREZ KARMA…..
that was fun last night, we should swap wives more often…next time we can invite the travolata's too
Is it true what they say about black men?
Is that your hand, or mine?
I'll put your fire out with my witchcraft!!!!
"Our balls are touching"
………"I dont love her THAT much."
Everyone should know by now that Will Smith is a switch hitter; his best friend, (lover) Dwayne Wade, have been pounding each other for years…. I think that Tom joins in for a little 3 some every now and then… Tom must be paying Katie a hell of a lot of money to pretend she is a happy little wife.
Dude dont ya just love my Mike Myers Wayne's World inspired haircut? I'm bringing 90's back bitches!!!!!
love
you
perez
I NEVER KNEW HOW SEXY U WERE WHEN U HAVE UR SHIRT UNBUTTEN
I NEVER KNEW HOW SEXY U WERE WHEN U HAVE UR SHIRT UNBUTTEN
grab my butt!