Separated At Birth

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Left: Butthead. Right: Tom Cruise's mom.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:10 pm / Email this »

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smellybelly says – reply to this

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Too mean!
80sbaby says – reply to this

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His mother, now thats low perez, even for you!
infamous E Roberto says – reply to this

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first! YA!!!!!!!!
parish says – reply to this

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YOU ARE A FILTHY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, PEREZ.YOU ARE A FILTHY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, PEREZ.YOU ARE A FILTHY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, PEREZ.YOU ARE A FILTHY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, PEREZ.YOU ARE A FILTHY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, PEREZ.YOU ARE A FILTHY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, PEREZ.YOU ARE A FILTHY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, PEREZ.YOU ARE A FILTHY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, PEREZ.
cici says – reply to this

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oh my god………
mattyboo says – reply to this

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LOL, RIGHT! First
amanda says – reply to this

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she looks nice
Megan says – reply to this

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She's not a celebrity. Leave her alone.
INfamous E Roberto says – reply to this

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first!!! yAAAH!
just me says – reply to this

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this is great!!!
firstttt says – reply to this

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haha
Rosie says – reply to this

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Perez- that is way too harsh. Most of us don't REALLY care too much about this woman so why put her on your site? It is not worth it- this is too out of your way to be mean.
Alexa says – reply to this

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Ewww…what's up with her teeth? o_O
Kirsten says – reply to this

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Ouch! That's mean.

And spot on.
KELSI says – reply to this

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Omigosh. What a striking resemblance!
Turdlicious says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
DUCK says – reply to this

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Classic
dora says – reply to this

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dead on

first!
dtd says – reply to this

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HAHA
Gregrox says – reply to this

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fugly
Duck32 says – reply to this

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Classic!
Carrie says – reply to this

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Perez…that's below the belt.
She's an old lady and you don't need to be messing with her.

Besides…Tom Cruise is nuts and he'll probably sue you for that shit.
WAY.TOO.HARSH.
cici says – reply to this

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i just want to say somthing…….everyone looks at htis sight for the same reason….if you dont like the train wreck humor that is perez style…..then PLEASE dont come to this sight!!! it is what it is….and thats all.
you already know that its what he does is to make fun of anyone he can at the right moment, and for that matter, i love every m inute of it!!!!!!
Dealeeach says – reply to this

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thats sooo mean! i love it!!
GeorgiaGurl says – reply to this

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Frightening. Truly frightening.
UGH says – reply to this

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SHITS FUNNY TO ME
Kmart Shoppers United says – reply to this

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LAY OFF MOM—– NO FAIR!
Turdlicious says – reply to this

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why do people who claim to hate Perez even come to his site?????????? go fuck yourselves if you dont like it and stop coming here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go lick a twat bitchezzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!
Dorothy says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD! WOW!
1 says – reply to this

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1
kate says – reply to this

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Hilarious Perezzy.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Perez Perfect!
hee hee hee hee
Alexa says – reply to this

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Ahhh…didn't see the previous post …
AshBone says – reply to this

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uhhh huh huh huh. uh huh huh huh. shut up, beavis.
Lee Chesnut says – reply to this

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What kind of person could derive so much pleasure from making fun of someone who isn't even a celebrity, but a celebrity's parent or child? Perez, that's who. I'm not a Scientologist and I'm not a Tom Cruise fan, but I'm repulsed by these attacks on people who don't dererve it.
Sara G. says – reply to this

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god you're a dick.
7 says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
Flowerchild1980 says – reply to this

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Please…have some respect..is his mother and she's beautiful!!!
Perez Cock is full of lice says – reply to this

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LOL!! IKNEW THIS WAS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez Cock is full of lice says – reply to this

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LOL!! IKNEW THIS WAS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez Cock is full of lice says – reply to this

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LOL!! IKNEW THIS WAS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JameLou says – reply to this

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Awww…that's kinda mean!
Lexie says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA i love u perez! britneys new cd rocksssssss by the way !!!
christine says – reply to this

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cruel…
Dawn says – reply to this

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LMFAO! That's awesome!!
joan says – reply to this

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you really are a scumbag perez. you don't talk about someone's mother. that's unecessary and mean. you need to look in the mirror every once in a while and take a look at how ugly you are. you are not a good person. you've made a living out of insulting people and putting them down when you walk around the earth looking the way that you do. i don't think you'd appreciate it too much if that were a picture of your own mother on the internet for people to make fun of. you're a pathetic loser.
Laura says – reply to this

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Oh my GAWD Im Dying!!!! hahahah I think I peed my pants a little hahahaha!!! best one yet.
pts says – reply to this

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WHAT is up with her teeth - ick!
Leisa says – reply to this

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I think Butthead is much better looking! Go Perez!!!
Christine says – reply to this

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Shame for picking on a mom, even if it is Cruise's mom. BUT… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
damien says – reply to this

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I BET THATS WHAT TOM LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE NUTS!!!!

KATIE…. WARNING… THIS IS WHAT YOUR HUSBAND WILL LOOK LIKE IN 10 YEARS!!!
Turdlicious says – reply to this

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whats wrong with speakin the truth??? people are too prude now! you cannot deny this woman fuckin looks like Butthead and i doubt shell even come here and see this so STFU!!!!!!!!!! you dont mind him making fun of tons of other people but when its Pyscho Cruise's mommy all of a sudden your upset. go jump off something.
ec says – reply to this

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Even less funny than the last one about the poor woman. You're sinking way too low.
amber says – reply to this

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Uhm…. this is hilarious.
I wonder if it made Tom cry.
His poor mom should know she doesnt make anyone horny at all, but now her husband has this image in his head before he he goes down.
poor guy.
Sam says – reply to this

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Mean.
p says – reply to this

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i don't get it, what's so funny about that, she's an old lady. so stupid, fuck you perez making fun of the old!
Christine says – reply to this

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Tom Cruise Is going to launch an inter-galactic war on your ass for disrespecting his earth mother.
Babs says – reply to this

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PERFECT MATCH!
Daria says – reply to this

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Beavis is on the hills. Spencer Pratt is beavis and tom's mom is butthead. omg
Turdlicious says – reply to this

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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 90% of the women he talks about are someone's mother!!!!!!!!!! Britney Spears anyone???????
Timon says – reply to this

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Perez, you mindless, goggle-eyed fat MONSTER. Leave that poor cartoon alone.
Debbie says – reply to this

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So mean
VEGASBORN says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD!! PEREZ, YOUR SO DUMB LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
ilona rose says – reply to this

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OMG….yesssssss…lol
xox, ilona rose
p.s. She does need alien antenna's on that head of hers
Chanty says – reply to this

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OMG the resemblance is uncanny!
Dresden Disney-Dior says – reply to this

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Don't you have anything better to do than looking at pictures of Butthead and then trying to find someone's photo to match it up with? This is an all time low, or maye that's how you get your kicks by TRYING to horrify people. Does Tom Cruise ignore you? Tom's a nice guy, and I believ he WOULD stop and give you the time of day, Perez. I guess, if you don't have talent, you adopt a gimmick and then pick on others. That IS, unless they pay you. Then you're into your usual brown nose mode. Perez, I used to find you witty and amusing. Now, well, I have high hopes that you'll return to who you once were, before the fame fairy bopped you on the head. It's going to your head Perez, and that's not pretty. Pink/orange/green hair and tiara's can't save you. Your true colors are showing.
V says – reply to this

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You should compare Beavis and Spencer Pratt! They are two nasty peas in a pod.
Timon says – reply to this

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Re: parish – What's your point?
Tasha says – reply to this

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FRICKIN GENIUS! SPOT ON!!! lolololol
B says – reply to this

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I really need to start paying more attention to my morals and less to your site. That is disgustingly low…
Tyranny says – reply to this

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harsh! she looks very nice.
audra says – reply to this

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Hahahaha perez your awesome! Too much time on ur hands!
But this picture does look eerily similar to each other!
Nice choice! hahaha
jessica says – reply to this

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lmao!! that's fucking great! I love you perez!
KELSI says – reply to this

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Oh yea, and why did you feature Tom's mom? Is it slow news today?
CORNHOLIO says – reply to this

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I…AM…Cornholio!!!!………….hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Jess says – reply to this

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I was thinking more like that dinosaur on Jurassic park. The little one that looks like a T-Rex. These people, along with Britney, need to be shot and dumped in a hole..
Dud says – reply to this

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So mean..
Jess says – reply to this

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I thought it was his crazy sister, not his mom..
mommy chick says – reply to this

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makes you wonder if she was mike judge's muse
Caitlin says – reply to this

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HAHAHA i love "Separated at Birth" !
x says – reply to this

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EXCELLENT!!!
Vatfryer says – reply to this

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That's mean. She already has to deal with having Tom fucking Cruise for a son. Give her a break.
It doesn't matter.... says – reply to this

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Wow… this can be mean BUT, damn they look a like! lmfao!!!! Seriously she could use some dental work!! SERIOUSLY!!! YUCK!
It doesn't matter.... says – reply to this

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Wow… this can be mean BUT, damn they look a like! lmfao!!!! Seriously she could use some dental work!! SERIOUSLY!!! YUCK!
D Gruv says – reply to this

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I think she looks more like the Grinch from Dr. Seuss.
TOMCRUISESFORMENSDIX says – reply to this

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……HMMMMM…..YA' KNOW, THAT MIGHT REALLY JUST BE 'TOM' ON THE LEFT AND NOT THE CARTOON CHARACTER. NOTICE THE ONE LARGE TOOTH JUST BELOW THE NOSE. DISTINCTIVE MARKER???? …..YEP JUST TOM WITHOUT MAKEUP. AND THUS THE RESEMBLANCE.
cgb says – reply to this

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that's uncanny
Anon says – reply to this

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ingenious
OH NO! says – reply to this

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Now Perez u know i love ya but that aint right!
bela says – reply to this

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This way to mean…she looks great!
Ms. Nyc says – reply to this

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ahaha. good one :p
BleedingAngelJP says – reply to this

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Yes this is sooo true, but kinda mean perez
julie in canada says – reply to this

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This is just mean. Tom's mother is beautiful.
Tom Cruise says – reply to this

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Whatchu say bout ma momma!…. You betta break ya self!!!
Ken Adams says – reply to this

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That was low Perez…

Qué poca madre Perez, literalmente LOL
someone says – reply to this

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That is the FUNNIEST thing I have seen in a looooooong time!
Christina says – reply to this

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OMG I laughed so hard!
katie says – reply to this

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Perez. this is really nasty. how can someone like you, who is clearly quite physically flawed, have the shameless balls to crassly point out someone else's imperfections?

I understand when you embarrass celebrities because they're all nothing more then a pure waste of a human carcass, but this woman is NOT a celebrity and is really undeserving of such brutal publicly humiliation.

Get your shit together you fat flugly fuck!
Michelle says – reply to this

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That is just mean Perez……low blow….put your pug face mom on there and let us make fun of her you punk!
Obsessed says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA