On A Scale Of 1 to 10….

Filed under: Latinolicious > Vanessa Minnillo > Nick Lachey

How drunk does Vanessa Minnillo look here????

The hard-pAArtying bad girl, who is no longer working at MTV or Entertainment Tonight, has somehow managed to make her relationship to Nick Lachey work.

The couple of a year and a half enjoyed a nice romantic getaway in Puerto Rico this weekend.

Here they are partying it up at Brava Club on Friday night.

How many times do you think Vanessa has puked on Nick during sex???

Don't get too drunk to fuck!

Posted: Nov 3, 2007 at 9:05 pm / Email this »

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claudia says – reply to this

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yuck!
claudia says – reply to this

2

yuck!
stylist says – reply to this

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purty drunk
ank says – reply to this

4

first??
sdf says – reply to this

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first
onyx rhode says – reply to this

6

first
Johano says – reply to this

7

BOOREEED
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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ABOUT A 4 _________- yummy!!!
Jessica Simpson says – reply to this

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First. She doesn't look drunk, she is just having a good time. He looks drunker than her…. he's staring at her chest.
eww says – reply to this

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i give her a 10, she looks drunk as hell
justin says – reply to this

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FUCKING GROSS
tnt says – reply to this

12

1st
primANDproper says – reply to this

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omg, first!
audrey says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!!!!
onyx rhode says – reply to this

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first first first
lent says – reply to this

16

He's losing his hair and looks fast.
first says – reply to this

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FIRST…lol
blk ppl says – reply to this

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first
jojom says – reply to this

19

first?
Vanessa Fan says – reply to this

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Vanessa is a Goddess do not speak ill of her…
one says – reply to this

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#1
sadas says – reply to this

22

Her? look at him, he's so wasted in cant look in one direction, his eyes are all over the place.
hmmm says – reply to this

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Look at the dark circles around her eyes. She's partying too hard.
Jamie says – reply to this

24

Vanessa Hudgens in 10 years. Vanessa Hudgens is hotter. Minnillo probably fucks better.
TelLY says – reply to this

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6. Perfect to fuck the shit out of for the night
amy tuscaloosa says – reply to this

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BJ durnk.
MissMottin says – reply to this

27

-
And how effed up does HE look?
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they're both loaded.
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Kat says – reply to this

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I think Nick is staring at her tits here..probably because her face is so fucked up.
dee says – reply to this

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she doesn't "look drunk" at all…she looks like she's talking to someone.
now you…you look food drunk, fatty.
Ines says – reply to this

30

hair implants.
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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Show me your titties and feed me your milk. I'm first! Do you hear me bitches? I"m first! Go tell your mom, she knows what to do! Fiiiiiiirst!
shellnyc says – reply to this

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if anyone is too drunk to fuck it's little nicky-kins. bo-nessa say "mee like-ee zee koh-kay-een!"
STOP FUCKING SAYING FIRST says – reply to this

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STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
STOP SAYING FIRST, TWATS……….
preyedoc says – reply to this

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I was at the club..and she was drunk, dancing on the couch and giving nick a lap dance. she seemed nice in person though
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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Re: Vanessa Fan – I would crap on her if I could. I would rub feces in her nose and ears. Yeah, I love her too. Hey, what are you and your mom doing later. Oh, by the way…..First!
dagnabit says – reply to this

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they're going to run out of "Newlyweds" money fast.
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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Re: STOP FUCKING SAYING FIRST – Your mother is under my desk. She wanted you to know that I was not her first. Oh by the way….First!
RAY says – reply to this

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SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN, WE ALL KNOW WE'VE BEEN WORSE. AT LEAST HER MAKEUPS NICE DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE MTV MAKING THE VIDEO I THINK IT WAS, WHEN SHE WAS LIKE ALLLL OVER HIMMM AND ALL FLIRTYYY. SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WANTED AND GOT IT. go girl, go.
Rachel says – reply to this

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Nice hair-plugs, Nick.
ewww says – reply to this

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she's soo gross and trashy! yuck!
joke perez says – reply to this

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who cares, I was drunk this weekend. Have fun Vanessa. And even if she wasn't, I've taken a hundred pictures like this not drinking but looking so. Rock on Vanessa and Nick!!! Love Strong
jen says – reply to this

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actually mr P i think nick looks toe up!!!!!!!!! and doesnt he get to see her tits enough without having to ogle them like he's in a trance!!!!!!!!!! just stating the MUCH MORE obvious!!
Dru says – reply to this

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ewww!!! Vanessa in my beloved PR!!! que fuerte estaban en BRAVA hahahaha y me lo perdi!!! anyways all I said there is: WOW!! THEY WERE AT BRAVA'S AND I MISSED IT! hahaha the funny thing is I was invited there the other day and I didn't go! DAMMIT!
SaoirseM says – reply to this

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Puhleeeeeze! I'm from Ireland - Vanessa looks like she would be the most sober peson on the entire island if she ever visited. Don't confuse the sobriety of a tiny little modelly person with real drunkeness - it demeans real drinkers efforts!
CateMcG says – reply to this

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Perez, why didn't you draw a dick in her mouth? Or at least some puke coming out? You're getting lazy, big guy.
John Buffam says – reply to this

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Nick is going to be on one of those "Whatever Happened to shows" in a few years
CateMcG says – reply to this

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Also, why is this filed under Latinolicious? I thought she was Filipino. The Philippines are in Asia.
me says – reply to this

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Shes a nasty drunk ho…..Nick is tooooooooooooooooo good for her…what is he thnking!??????!! nasty nasty!
karencowabunga says – reply to this

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wrecked
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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The photo cuts me out, but I'm on the left, and I'm about to piss in her mouth. She loves it, but Nick hates it when I do this. Too bad for him, he's my bitch, so I can piss on the two of them all day. Drink it down Vannessa, thayts a good girl. Also, I'm first. First you bitches - First!
german says – reply to this

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they shall be called vanilla.
Anna says – reply to this

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Re: CateMcG – They were in Puerto Rico?
PlainJane says – reply to this

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I don't know why you hate on Milano so bad… who doesn't like to get shit faced every now and then??? And so what if she's with Lachey? It's better than slutty-slut slut simpson!
Meli says – reply to this

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Hi Perez:

Let me tell you that I've been her waitress before and she is always extremely nice. My best friend was the one that took care of her last night and she gave her a great tip and both were super nice like always. Actually they make a great looking couple and seem very happy.

XOXO!!!
tim says – reply to this

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I will be glad when nick takes out the trash.
Jamell says – reply to this

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8
Reality says – reply to this

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#9 and #32, you guys are right…….she doesn't look drunk……..SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GETTING POUNDED IN THE ASS IN THAT PIC.
Danielle Adair says – reply to this

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Okay, she looks fine. Doesn't look drunk at all… Her makeup looks great. LAY OFF THEM!!
Mew! says – reply to this

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she is sooo gross!
Jessica has more class that this c*nt
laurel 12 says – reply to this

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it looks she got sergery on here toung ,mabey shes so drunk shes swallowing her own toung
natt says – reply to this

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Her? What do you mean?! At least she is engaged with what's going on in her immediate vacinity. He, on the other hand, appears perilously close to losing consciousness.
phil "the photo dude" says – reply to this

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There's a very, very, very high chic to guy ratio - - from the looks of this picture. What's that all about, Nick?
mmm says – reply to this

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Ok Perez..I'm calling you out. You always go after Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens or Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. Now you know you can't get nothing on Zanessa..who incidently spent all weekend and week together and you think you would get a more up to date picture than the one previously posted. Sorry you aren't getting Nick and you sure as hell aren't getting Zac so move on baby.
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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By the looks of her eyes she is doing more than drinking. That stupid face she is making has made it clear that she is covering up some huge dark under eye bags !

Not to mention that she was a little fuck mate of LL ! I'm waiting for the "It was not my coke".

How do you go from 2 jobs and fucking basbeall players to a washed up singer and no job. Maybe its better that she not have a baby becaue it would be born hooked on something.
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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It's been a while since I made a comment but DAMN IT, how could I resist. "Don't get too drunk to fuck" because we all know that's all she has left, if she stops banging him then she's completely through.
Carrie says – reply to this

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Is he staring at her chest, or is it just me???
Carla says – reply to this

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I bet he's thinking about Jessica, haha.
keekee says says – reply to this

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Hey Perez. Where is the dick thing going into her mouth? Perfect shot.
poopie says – reply to this

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Look at Nick!!! Does he look like he's doing any better? (He probably hit the floor first) What a sexist you are!!!! Of course, you would slam on the woman, you bitch!
Jan says – reply to this

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Nick also looks drunk and very unhappy.
steve says – reply to this

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she looks like a refuge from vietnam… not very flattering.
white girl says – reply to this

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SHE HAS TO GET DRUNK CAUSE SHES SCREWING A WHITE GUY (YUCK}
IF SHE WAS SCREWING A SEXY BLACK MAN SHE WOULD WANT TO SAVOR EVERY LOVIN MOMENT.
mee says – reply to this

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id give her an 11
james says – reply to this

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Vanessa is filipina not latin
PR CHICK says – reply to this

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I was there!! and she wasn't drunk!!!!! she was just having a very good time !!!! Both of them r really cool people!!!!
barber girl says – reply to this

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what's Nick looking at
PR CHICK says – reply to this

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Re: preyedoc –

I was there, AND SHE WASN"T !!!!!!!!!!! So don't lie!!!!!!!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I HOPE SHE'S A NICE GIRL..BECAUSE IS REALLY NICE. I'VE MET HIM SEVERAL TIMES IN HIS HOME TOWN AND HE LET ME GET HIS PICTURE WITH HIM EVEN THOUGH I'M A DUDE! A GAY ONE AT THAT! I'M NOT AN EFFEMINATE CHRIS CROCKER TYPE THOUGH…ALTHOUGH I AM FIERCE! I KNOW HOW TO REALLY LET THOSE BITCHES HAVE IT ON THE RUNWAY! I'M FIERCE! I'M FIERCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE!! NOW GET OUT THERE AND PUSH PUSH PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! OMG I'M GONNA BLACK OUT!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I HOPE SHE'S A NICE GIRL..BECAUSE IS REALLY NICE. I'VE MET HIM SEVERAL TIMES IN HIS HOME TOWN AND HE LET ME GET HIS PICTURE WITH HIM EVEN THOUGH I'M A DUDE! A GAY ONE AT THAT! I'M NOT AN EFFEMINATE CHRIS CROCKER TYPE THOUGH…ALTHOUGH I AM FIERCE! I KNOW HOW TO REALLY LET THOSE BITCHES HAVE IT ON THE RUNWAY! I'M FIERCE! I'M FIERCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE!! NOW GET OUT THERE AND PUSH PUSH PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! OMG I'M GONNA BLACK OUT!!
Nancy says – reply to this

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That is disgusting, I'm sure it would only happen once, I am 50 years old and only puked on someone as a baby. Nancy
Jack says – reply to this

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Know they are both unemployed! Losers
market.me.a.rockstar says – reply to this

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whos' more washed up? nick or vanessa? I wonder how long Nick and Jessica are going to be able to ride the fact that they were on Newlyweds. Its going to be really lame in 20 years when Nick is on vh1 in a "looking for love" show after he's not able to market his failed relationship with Jessica Simpson.
Nikos says – reply to this

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I think Nicky is staring at her tig ol' bitties… nice.
Ara says – reply to this

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What's up with all these celebs corrupting my perfect little Caribbean island?
monique says – reply to this

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I am focking pist!!! I am from San Juan Puerto Rico, and i just logon and saw that Vannessa and Nick were in bravaa. which i always go to.. i missed out on a food party!!
Randy says – reply to this

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SHE'S PILIPINO NOT LATINA.
chris says – reply to this

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whens he gonna dump that bimbo allready
monique says – reply to this

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the truth is that In puerto rico we party hard and if she wasent drinkin she is a rookie.. ! soo vannessa stop with the fake shit and drink up!!
She Looks Drunk Enough For Anal says – reply to this

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Looks Drunk Enough For Anal
===================D (0)

in nicks case its more like ==D
vesper says – reply to this

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She is not Latina, but Fillipina, half. But I don't know, were you referring to Nick Whatever's-his-name?
KEITH says – reply to this

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FIRST??????
jk i know im not fist jessica is just yelling i do that all the time, shes not fucked up like i'm hahhah leave her alone.
LOSERS says – reply to this

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A LOSER & A BIMBO DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE REMINDS ME OF AN EVIL MONKEY!
Kim says – reply to this

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He needs to get back in the gym. He is starting to look fat which makes him look old.
Hair club for Nick says – reply to this

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Is Nick going BALD? He's looking very sparse up there…I definately see beach. Time to get some minoxidil. What's he still doing with this whore? She has about as much class as Britney. I fully expect vag shots any day.
A.C. says – reply to this

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Aw. P-Rezcious. I love you. I just remember the days when you didn't swear so openly. Not saying I mind, just saying you were so much more 'above it all-classy'. And yes. Minnilo is icky!
aealiz says – reply to this

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HE IS WAY TOOOOOOOO GOOD 4 HER
kaye says – reply to this

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latinolicious? i thought she's filipino, oh, i mean, a whole mess of other asian and white or something.
Lola says – reply to this

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She looks like she about to suck cock..where the penis perez
ewwww says – reply to this

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ewwww!!!! gross!!!!
her skin has the same color of poop!!!!
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Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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Do you people understand that you are all going to go to hell?!?! You people are pure sin………You are so disguistiing, I can't help it, I'm gonna puke!! I can't even think about you people. You are cocaroaches, you are swamp leaches……you are pure sin. Oh my God……First!!!!! First you Bitches!!!!! Call me Rudy and send me money! First!!!!!! I'm first!!