Totally Amazing!
Filed under: Personally PerezA group of very creative friends with far too much time on their hands have made a serialized film for YouTube called Perez Hilton: The Movie.
Yes, it's a horror film! And we love it.
Click here to check out the trailer.
Then click here to check out the various bits of the film.
We're humbled. Honored. And a little bit scared!
Posted: November 3, 2007 at 8:40 pm


1st
FIRST BITCHES!!! YYEESSSSS
HEHEHE first
first
FIRST!!!
1st _______________ 2 blow my load this morning!!!
FIRST
Almost first!!!!
And this is lame btw
MARIO, I'M SURE SOMEONE HAS ALREADY MENTIONED THIS, BUT……YOU RESEMBLE A GORILLA…SERIOUSLY I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU, BUT YOU TOTALLY LOOK LIKE A GORILLA.
This first thing is really becoming quite annoying. You are morons.
first
HOTTTTT
perez, i found that a bit strange.
holla
me
shit
hollllaaa
First!
not first!
yay, so close to the top!
spooky kind of……………. Run before Perez pulls his pants down!!!
Um Perez… this is creepy
Holy shit! Hilarious!
lol! You know Perez I think that you really are going to become my nightmare. If I fail my exams it will be all your fault! I will blame you! Stop making your site so addictive!
Okay, now I know why people get excited at the thought of being first (though I doubt I’ll make it) It’s like you’re here (why that should do anything for us I don’t quite know…)
how stupid, i just wasted 4 minute of my life on a lame post
THAT WAS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE. TOTALLY AMAZING???? THAT WAS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE. TOTALLY AMAZING???? THAT WAS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE. TOTALLY AMAZING???? THAT WAS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE. TOTALLY AMAZING???? THAT WAS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE. TOTALLY AMAZING???? THAT WAS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE. TOTALLY AMAZING???? THAT WAS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE. TOTALLY AMAZING????
That was boring. Maybe if Castro watched that he would die of boredom.
too boring to watch
WTF? I WANT 1 MINUTE 42 SECONDS OF MY LIFE BACK…!!
I liked it
Spell Voorhees right next time.
hmmmm*~*~*~
uuuuuh…this was so lame I couldn't even finish it.
Super funny
and well produced!
Great great job!
omfg, that sounds like its going to be good.
=D
There went 3 mins that I will never get back. People trying to profit off your name, you should be mad.
It looked completely STUPID. I really hope that you are not amused by this.
Very sad.
LINDSAY LOHAN MOVIES ARE BETTER THAN THIS SHIT!
AND THEY ARE THE WORST SHIT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes they are poor people cos they do this kind of bullshit.. go and work in a mcdonalds assholes!
haha! that's awesome
my advice: tell them they better remake they shit bc it blows balls or sue em! I can't believe you would promote that lame shit! This makes me want to sit in my closed garage with my car running. Shut it down babe. Shut it dowwwwn!
Well, I've seen a few B movies in my day, but this is the first P movie. Eeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaah scary!
What a shitty trailer, it didn't reveal anything; 5 minutes of nothing! Someone's just trying to get subscribers
…..yeah…way to well produced to be funny…kinday scary…to much of the time..on the hands..or on the computer editing system????
That looks sweet!
What can I say, except IT SUCKS. Most boring five minutes of my life.
that was oh the right word…… retarded…. not severe enough but u get the idea
Not as amazing as the cancellation of your show after it's first miserable airing! Mario, Why did you not hype it's cancellation ????
Leave poor Heather alone. The McCartney's are uber untouchable b/c of the beatles everyone will always love them more than Heather. Poor Stella nobody wants a new mommy at that age.
There goes 4 minutes of my life I'll never get back!
Was rooting for them, but it sucked. Way too slow on the opening credits and the multiple shots of the static TV got OLD. Keep trying kids…
I couldn't even get through that boring piece of crap. Absolutely pointless and horrible.
Lame!
Sheer GENIUS!!!
Totally FABULOUS!!!!
What a bunch of fucking losers.
That was underwhelming– extremely amateur. The least funniest thing I've seen on Perez.
I just heard your voice on UK radio. Perez, you even sound fat. Try projecting your voice from your diaphragm — that's if you can even sense where that is. Prating from your neck fat is not good on British radio. You will never make us lot listen to you until you lose at least 400% of your body mass. And change that hair, you look like a fucking toilet brush that's stood in Harpic.
BLOWS
GET A DIFFERENT HEADER…OME THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE YOUR FAT ASS
Poor Perez. You really think this is good? Your taste is slowly fading… sorry, it's BAAAAAAD. And boring.
What?
The only thing worth seeing in this movie is the gay guy in the hoodie in Sector 4!!!????? HOTTIEE!!!!!!
Horrible. Just ghastly. And I didn't even make it through the opening credits. Your "creative" "friends" need to learn editing and pacing.
So cool!
That is so freakin' AWESOME!!! Im watching the movie this weekend… or least the first part!!!
Hey Perez! I know Derek and he's pretty cool and a dedicated fan! My husband works with him too. We're all fans of your site so mad props for posting the trailer on your site! Enjoy!
Re: your dad – Lmao..good one
LOVE IT