Who Would Buy This Shiz???

Jessica Simpson hawks her line of handbags and shoes at Macy's in NYC on Friday.

When the records aren't selling anymore, you gotta make money any way you can!

Whatever happened to that movie of hers that she worked on? You know, the one that was supposed to come out direct to DVD???

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Nov 3, 2007 at 8:12 pm / Email this »

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Candice says – reply to this

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Goodluck Jessica
DRRE says – reply to this

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FIRST! JESSICA LOSER!
Molly says – reply to this

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yeah i would!!
NO WAY says – reply to this

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NOT ME!!!!!
Leelee says – reply to this

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Jessica needs to get over herself and realize she's a has been
Mona says – reply to this

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The movie sucked i suppose, as is everything she does.
sara says – reply to this

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wtf?
cher says – reply to this

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FIRST??? holy crap
and her hair looks fab
hello im first says – reply to this

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last!
tina says – reply to this

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the bag and the heels are super cute, I would buy them for sure, she did a good job on her line!!!
mary says – reply to this

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at least she hasn't gone completely insane like britney!
stephanie says – reply to this

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her products are actually really good so i bet a lot of people would buy it!
lala says – reply to this

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SHE HAS BIG, BUCKY TEETH!
NO WAY says – reply to this

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i don't care how cute any of it is i would never buy anything with her name on it or that she would profit from. NO THANKS!!!!!
katie says – reply to this

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oh hey i'm first! she's such a has been.. she needs to shut the fuck up and crawl in a hole!
Jessica says – reply to this

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not me!
chels says – reply to this

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first.
meltz911 says – reply to this

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She is sooooo FUGLY
voc says – reply to this

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first
Dee says – reply to this

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she sales anything
Me says – reply to this

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first
amanda says – reply to this

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first?
COVER UP SLUT says – reply to this

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why does this bitch always have to have her tits sticking out????? she might have had a shot in hell at getting ppl to like her if she was'nt such a SLUT.
Nick says – reply to this

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You used to be obsessed with her…

She must have rejected your lame ass as a real friend.
randean says – reply to this

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NOT FIRST!!!
sarah says – reply to this

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Why does everyone like these HUGE bags? I personally do not carry around that much shit everyday!
hey hey hey says – reply to this

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It's nice that she's wearing a rosary over her boobs like that…very classy. Her face is looking kinda weird too…
K-RIzzle says – reply to this

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LOSERS SAY FIRST
Loren says – reply to this

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Re: katie – you first.
Mia says – reply to this

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I think it looks okay. Hey, make money however you can, while you can.
Ash says – reply to this

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Eww.
belle says – reply to this

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first bitches!
Kelani says – reply to this

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God, I cannot stand her. She's so pathetic. She cannot sing worth shit, and neither can her sister. I hope her line fails miserably.
:) says – reply to this

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First! And I would buy it…
stephanie says – reply to this

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first perez lvoe you!
* says – reply to this

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lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jc dimera says – reply to this

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firrrrrrrrrrrrrsttttttttt
amy says – reply to this

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She's a loser!
carla says – reply to this

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I would. don't be jealous it doesn't come in ur size
MissMottin says – reply to this

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She is SO washed up!!!
Mia says – reply to this

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Re: sarah – I love hobo bags. I feel totally lost if I don't have everything I need with me…I carry tons of shit. I tried carrying a smaller bag, but it was too cramped, it took me forever to find my shit, and I couldn't carry everything I wanted with me.
the detective says – reply to this

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when's lilo coming out w/ a collection?
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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I'm first! First! So I get to suck on Jessica's big juicy boobies! Sweet lactation from the Simpson Sisters! I love milk and I love titties! I get all the milk and all the titties cause I'm first! First! So go get your little sister and dress her up like Janet Reno. Send her to me, cause I'm first! First! Do you bitches hear me! I'm first! First!
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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Re: K-RIzzle – You are a bitch! Show me your titties, or go get your mom to show me hers. Cause I'm first! You bitches, first!
Tima says – reply to this

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Re: K-RIzzle – uh
jahley says – reply to this

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look how fake those boobs are, they practically touch her neck
Meg says – reply to this

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It doesn't look bad. I think that Jessica has very good style and I really like Jessica. Now, Fergie's cheap looking crap- that was shit! However, I would never buy a celedrity product. I think that celebrities should stick to doing their talent- not trying to make even more money from other things just because they can put their name to it. If celebrities just can't make money from their talent that means that they're not very good because eople aren't interested enough.
tired of the haters says – reply to this

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Re: Kelani –

Wow - if Jessica Simpson is pathetic, what does that make you? You busy curing cancer? Winning an Oscar? Feeding starving children? Or you just busy hating on others who are accomplished and following their dreams?
boshra says – reply to this

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she has good voicee..but not a good song..she need to get nice cd wiht cool songss…and about her stuff..ppl wont buy any pop stars labelsss…
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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LA destroyed this women,,,,,,,,, funny?__ i wish her the best
bitch says – reply to this

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Re: jahley – Wonderbra.
haay giirrl says – reply to this

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Her shit is cheap cheap cheap. Probably sewn by little Asian children getting paid a penny a day.
TelLY says – reply to this

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I would eat her ass for hours
Kassidy Renee Kuehn says – reply to this

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I like the style…but most likely they are made in a sweatshop by starving, human trafficked children. I really like the bag but i am sure it's crap at a high price.

Jessica get a life!
You are supposed to be Christian and you have your tits out!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYPOCRITE
KB says – reply to this

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She should sell bone marrow snack tarts.
Toni says – reply to this

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I would, it looks really cute.
Valerie says – reply to this

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i seriously seriously can't believe people think she's pretty. she is so fucking ugly to me.
sammi says – reply to this

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MARIO, I'M SURE SOMEONE HAS ALREADY MENTIONED THIS, BUT……YOU RESEMBLE A GORILLA…SERIOUSLY I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU, BUT YOU TOTALLY LOOK LIKE A GORILLA.
Tianna Rose says – reply to this

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JESSICA SUCKS…………JOHN MAYER DUMPED HER CUZ SHE HAS BEEF CURTAINS LIKE LC….JOE SIMPSON TOLD ME SO!
Billboard says – reply to this

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When did her records ever sell?????? Her sister sells the records, she sells her body…. & white dumb & blonde…
Angie says – reply to this

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Leave her alone bitches!!! Seriously, she's not a train wreck like most girls in Hollywood. Her shoe and bag line are super cute and affordable. Anyone who has something negative to say about her needs to look in the mirror.
ivee says – reply to this

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lmaooo..haha ur funny perez, seriously
Crystal says – reply to this

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She's an idiot. Her father is the brain behind her. She's his little puppet. She needs to stop having so much plastic surgery. She gets Botox in her face so her eyes appear wider.
Jamie says – reply to this

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She's starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein aka the Cat Lady.
Crystal says – reply to this

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I hate her brain dead personality. She'll never find another husband being that stupid.
lexi says – reply to this

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I love her, leave her alone perez. normally i agree with you but not this time.
aj says – reply to this

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Her shoe line is ALWAYS available in the clearance section at TJ Maxx and Marshalls…kinda feel bad for her…
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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Re: Billboard – _________what does being white have to do with liking her or talking shit on her,,,, YOU PEOPLE ARE SO JEALOUS OF US.
shellnyc says – reply to this

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SImpS, you surgical nightmare! I WEEP for your offspring because they are SO fucked! You ugly twat-faced, cunt-lick! Daddy is so all over your tits and you're TOO FUCKING STUPID to figure it out! All the therapy in the world couldn't help you! GIVE UP, ALREADY and end my thirtysomething misery!
Pike says – reply to this

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What's with the cross, is she some kind of Jew (Sara & Kathy) that likes to make fun of Christians. What a skank bitch. She should find herself a nice dog and stay home with him.
hmmm says – reply to this

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I can't believe she's trying to sell something when she's wearing that butt ugly choir robe!!!! Yucko!
Kate says – reply to this

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I like the rosary beeds hanging between her jugs. Hey Jess, I bet Jesus loves your tits almost as much as your Dad does.
Who's buying First? says – reply to this

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I'd really like to see the "stars" wearing the crap they try to throw on the public. When you wear your own stuff, Jess, is when I may consider trying it on at the store.
Who's buying First? says – reply to this

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I'd really like to see the "stars" wearing the crap they try to throw on the public. When you wear your own stuff, Jess, is when I may consider trying it on at the store.
John Buffam says – reply to this

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She is starting to look like the daughter of Mr Spock with all that facework
Gypsy says – reply to this

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Dang, people, why so angry and bitter? The young woman is smoking hot beautiful, she's hard working, dedicated and a brilliant business woman. She has earned millions upon millions on her hair, cosmetics, clothing and shoe lines. Not to mention her singing and acting careers. You may not like her acting or her singing, but, at least she had the balls to do it and succeed. How many albums and movies have YOU made?

You go with your bad self, Jessica!
SaoirseM says – reply to this

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Yes I know…. i meant to say 'buy' not 'by'!
leelee says – reply to this

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I've never been a Jessica hater, but the rosary where it shouldn't be is just disrespectful and she's just lost my support. Stupid fashion choice, Jass!
Alonzo says – reply to this

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why are you such a hater? she is making $ and looks hot doing it!
stephanie says – reply to this

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Re: Valerie – i agree with you. she looks like a man, & she is also so stupid!
G3RM@N says – reply to this

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i dont know what to say about this nice bitch, she has such a nice image and going bad wouldnt be good, i just dont know…
jbonz says – reply to this

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Can anyone out there name ONE thing Jessica has done that wasn't a total failure and a piece of shit? I'm absolutely serious. How did this dumb-dumb become a celebrity? She's never DONE anything!
Markiej says – reply to this

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She has funny short arms that are growing out of her boobies…
Gypsy says – reply to this

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She has earned millions and millions or dollars in her short, interesting life. Yeah, I would say she is very successful. And, certainly NOT stupid. If she were really stupid, she wouldn't have been able to achieve all she has. Go ahead and talk crap about her. I'm sure your closed-minded opinions doesn't faze her. While you are wasting time writing shit about her on the internet, she's laughing all the way to the bank.

How many millions have you earned, you loser haters? I bet you secretly wish you looked like her.
yami says – reply to this

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I would buy them for sure!
they are cute!

also jess looks stunning!
Keepin Real says – reply to this

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Fergie is butt ugly, but the girl has got talent, and has a hot boyfriend. This one, not so much.
Ashley Simpson's other personality says – reply to this

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ROFL, what a loser my sister is. Who'd have thought I would be the stable one? Not I.
Cameron says – reply to this

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She's fucking fugly…crucifix nice touch….
fu says – reply to this

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she's done more and has more to show for it than any of you losers!
Arielle says – reply to this

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This message is to Perez……….Can you please post why you dislike J.Simpson so much, I would like to know. Thank you.
K-Ray says – reply to this

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I Would.
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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Please tell me she is not wearing a Rosary like its a trinket ?

If she has any cute handbags.. then someone will buy them !
Jan says – reply to this

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Perez,
YOU will be old and broke and Jessica's grandchildren will inherit millions.
katherine says – reply to this

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what a fucking ugly freak. she has the same face as carrot top.
RENN says – reply to this

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Who cares if she makes money if she has no self-respect. A freaking rosary over her cleavage?? REPULSIVE
WHITEY GIRLIE says – reply to this

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ITS RUMOREDTHAT SHE IS SEEING A VERY HANDSOME BLACK MAN
NOW FINALLY SHE CAN GET SOME REAL GOOD LOVIN
IM JEALOUS. YOU GO JESSICA.
PAULINE says – reply to this

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Re: costamesaboy – YOU PEOPLE (SLIP)
I AM WHITE AND I AM EMBARESSED BUY OUT OF TOUCH PEOPLE LIKE YOU
BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT JEALOUS OF YOU. YOU ARE THERE ENTERTAINMENT
HA HA. QUIT BEING SO SCARED OF A LITTLE COLOR. YOU ARE NOT BETTER THEN NO ONE SO WAKE UP AND REALIZE THIS. OK
Joyce says – reply to this

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++++++++++++++ Why is she wearing rosary beads? She's such a skanky whore with NO CLASS. ++++++++++++++++
Ward Up says – reply to this

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Macy's thinks they can make money with this hillbilly celebrity? They are dense. Macy's sure won't sell any of this crap in Chicago. Macy's killed Marshall Field's and now Macy's is being killed in return. Karma's a bitch!
4RealDeal says – reply to this

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Who would buy it? I'm guessing the same people who bought Britney Spears' new album.