Badass!

Filed under: Film Flickers > Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone will star in and direct a new adaptation of the Charles Bronson classic Death Wish.

Whitesploitation is back!

Sly is out of ideas, and that's not a bad thing.

His latest Rambo sequel, already shot, is coming out some time in '08.

Stallone should also do another version of Annie!

Wouldn't he be great as Daddy Warbucks???

Or not.

What other films should Sly do???

Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 2:03 pm / Email this »

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52 comments to “Badass!”

Angie says – reply to this

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first
bizzibee says – reply to this

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He's hot!!!
perez_fan says – reply to this

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FIRST - even though I'm blatantly 20th by now!
DerMeester says – reply to this

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1ST? BADASS POSE G
Leslie says – reply to this

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NICE
Gregrox says – reply to this

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first
Katie G says – reply to this

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None. 1st?
PEREZZZZZZZ says – reply to this

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How about a remake of "Stop or my Mom Will Shoot"?:
okeiQ says – reply to this

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Aw, Josh hartnett's daddy is coming out of retirement!
fart sucker says – reply to this

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anyone who says first is a retard
Julia says – reply to this

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1ST!
Julia says – reply to this

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1ST!
kristin says – reply to this

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he should do tootsie
Machine gun joe says – reply to this

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Death Race 2000
sarah says – reply to this

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He should remake "Stop or my Mom will shoot!"
Solaera says – reply to this

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Barf! Noooooo! No one can replace Charles Bronson. He was such a bad ass!! Sly is going to ruin Death Wish! Jesus. He is too old to play Paul Kersey, anyway!
serena says – reply to this

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not first.
jason says – reply to this

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TANGO & CASH 2!!!!!!
Stop Perez says – reply to this

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He should do any movie that Perez doesn't comment on. He is so negative.
*la* says – reply to this

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How about his LAST movie.

he's sooo bad nowadays.
and its sad cause he used to be awesome.

Ok, now that i think about it, how about a remake of "italian stallion"

:-P
RPCORP says – reply to this

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KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily says – reply to this

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Nobody can ever replace Charles Bronson.

Especially not Sly, although I love him too.
lisa says – reply to this

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maybe he's not daddy warbucks but will play annie???
i think he shopuld re-do pee wee's big adventure.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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When the local goons took his
AARP card and ripped it up in front
of him, what would any self respecting
seasoned senior do?
Blow some heads off some young punks!
.
Sly Stallone stars in
DEATH WISH: Retirement Village Revenge!
.
When the whipper snappers with their pants down around their
butts met the man with his pants pulled up to his chest
you just knew things were going to ger ugly…
Cubican says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sly need to leave the Death Wish movies alone! He's gonna ruin that shit. Charlie Bronson WAS THA FUCKIN' MAN! Bad Ass Mo' Fo'! It would be a damn shame if he re-did this flick.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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ROY D. AND HAWK!
Coming to the Big Screen this Fall!

When Sly needs another muscleman
to help him bust up crime in New York, he goes
right to The Top for some brawny beefcake!
.
Sly Stallone and Carrot Top tag team for
a bicep bulging buddy comedy this Fall!
.
Rock Hawk ands Roy D. are two cops who
don't like crime and will fight it (when they are
not fighting each other!)
wink wink who saw that coming!
.
ROY D. AND HAWK!
Coming This Fall!
Lauren says – reply to this

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Give him the lead in the gay versions of "Debbie does Dallas" and Tammy gets Laid"
gb rocks says – reply to this

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he should do another film like copland - he was good in that and can actually act
Alison says – reply to this

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Rainman
Mr Zabe says – reply to this

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Sly is a smuck! He must be getting low on cash.
His face looks like something out of a circus freak show.

Charles Bronson was awesome in Death Wish. Actual all his movies
are awesome. Sly trying to do D.W. is sacrilegious.
Aubrey says – reply to this

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Oh! How about Tim Curry's character in "Rocky Horror Picture Show!"
JoJo says – reply to this

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Stallone should just enjoy his RETIREMENT.
38 hott says – reply to this

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Sly, let it go man! Chuck B was tha man & you can't replace him! Come up with something original! I loved all of Chuck's movies. 10 till midnight kicks major ass too!! RIP Chuck!
Amy says – reply to this

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what is this obsession with ruining classic films?? stallone is going to butcher it….charles bronson is the man….
McLovin says – reply to this

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Sly should do a remake of "The Other Sister", that movie starring Giovani Ribisi and Juliette Lewis, where they play retard lovers. Sly certainly sounds retarded. Hey Perez, what's up with Fidel?
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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PEREZ I ADORE U.everything u post today is so funny."Stallone should also do another version of Annie!Wouldn’t he be great as Daddy Warbucks???"i actually think that he would be better in the role of Annie though.lol! PEREZ FOR PRESIDENT!
Bobby T says – reply to this

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I am sam. He's got the voice down.
Vazzie says – reply to this

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He should reach a little ,"Gone With the Wind" could be remade……I've always thought that should have been a comedy.
4sknfAN says – reply to this

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stop or my mom will shoot me with more human growth hormones.
rocky 666:rocky goes to hell
stayin' alive 3: barely alive(w/ john revolta)they can rekindle theit romance! john & sly
italian stallion 2:too limp to fuck
rhinestone 2:tone deaf & man boobs
cd says – reply to this

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Cacoon
olives says – reply to this

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GRUMPY OLD MEN!
Jafia says – reply to this

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Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in Death Wish 9.

"I wish I was dead…Oy!"
cubanita bronson says – reply to this

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what the fuck. charles bronson is a god, my dream man! F sly stalone, noone can replace bronson!
gwb says – reply to this

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He should do a remake of "Personal Best", with Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Ebert (soon to rejoin Siskel) says – reply to this

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F.I.S.T. in drag, with Daniel Radcliffe as the love interest.
d.k says – reply to this

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Why doesn't he team up with another washed up action hero namely Steven Seagal and remake an 80's movie starring the 2 Coreys. Dream A Little Dream perhaps???
COWBOY says – reply to this

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i don't know if sly could pull this off…but i once saw a low budget film (with kyle mclaughlin in it) called "The Hidden". it was fucked the fuck up! somebody needs to remake this movie because they could make a ton of cash as the plot and storyline are solid.
Thomas Fitzgerald says – reply to this

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I would love to see him play his mother in his own Life story!!! THe look works!!
al says – reply to this

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he should do a movie called, "HIDE THE SALAMI WITH PEREZ HILTON"
David says – reply to this

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Remake of Death Wish? It was already done this year. It was called Death Sentence and starred Kevin Bacon. It was bloodier and gorier, but not really a bad movie. How many times can you remake a movie?
holden says – reply to this

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Ummm, too late Sly. Jodie Foster did it in "Brave One" and Kevin Bacon too, all this Fall
LindsayB says – reply to this

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I'd like to see Sly in the "Sound of Music" which could be retited, "The Sound of Muscle," or he could do "Fiddler on the Roof." How about "Jesus Sly Superstar?"