Cruel & Unusual Punishment

Filed under: Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes

Hours after running the New York City Marathon on Sunday - and averaging a respectable 12 minute mile - Katie Holmes was dragged by Tom Cruise to a screening of his latest film at the MOMA.

She should have been in her hotel getting massages, taking bubble baths, eating, shitting and sleeping.

Look at her, Tom is practically having to hoist her upright.

Poor thing!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 11:07 am / Email this »

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Rabbit says – reply to this

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Re: Katie Walked –

Yeah, timing chips start the race when you cross the start line. No time lost these days. I really doubt anyone is going to get half an hour tacked onto their time because of lines for the bathroom either. I'd rather pee my shorts that wait that long in a race.

I seems people don't realize that different runners do things differently. Some people run a marathon and celebrate by pampering themselves and propping their feet up, but others say "I just ran 26.2, I deserve to take a quick nap and then PARTY." There are plenty of both types. Considering that Katie barely broke a sweat (have you seen the pictures?), she probably felt pretty good.

12 minutes is not impressive. That she finished is respectable, of course, but her time is not. I don't much care about the fact that she gave birth 18 months ago; Paula Radcliffe, who WON the women's race had a baby 8 months ago. Sure, there's a difference between elites and beginners, but really…8 months is amazing, 18, not so much.

I think what bugs me is that she looks so collected at the end, like she barely tried. Maybe Katie Holmes could impress us with her athletic prowess if she wasn't idling along without a bra!
LindaNorway says – reply to this

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stop picking on tom and katie.. i understand you not being able to pick on britney, cause she's a mess. but tom and katie aren't doing anything wrong. leave them alone. or say something nice!
chinacity says – reply to this

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that turtleneck is gay
Tom is GAY says – reply to this

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He even walks gay.
Taylor says – reply to this

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He's so gay. It's so obvious. He tries to hide it. He even has a body language coach who teaches him how to act in public.
Dr.90212 says – reply to this

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Have cheek implants much?
Short Shorts says – reply to this

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Tom wasn't there for support, he was checking out all the guys in short shorts with big packages.
makes me sad says – reply to this

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I feel so bad for Katie Holmes and little Suri. What have they gotten themselves into?
Body Language says – reply to this

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What was his body language saying on the Oprah show when he almost kicked the shit out of her because he was professing his Homosexual love for Katie. The guy is a fucking lunatic, and needs to be locked up ASAP.
Fantastic Job Katie! says – reply to this

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I could care less about the negative things people say about Tom, Katie or Suri. Some people are only capable of saying nasty things. We see examples of that all the time by people who get more attention than they deserve. Not much you can do to change their minds because this is who they. Great job Katie! It's no small feat running 26 miles that's why most of us will never be able to say we've done one.
Fantastic Job Katie! says – reply to this

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I could care less about the negative things people say about Tom, Katie or Suri. Some people are only capable of saying nasty things. We see examples of that all the time by people who get more attention than they deserve. Not much you can do to change their minds because this is who they. Great job Katie! It's no small feat running 26 miles that's why most of us will never be able to say we've done one..
Nome says – reply to this

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Forget about theMarathon what about the MASTER. Fuck me, that guy scares the shit out of me! And his little Daughter too. What sort of mind does things Tom Cruise does and still dosent see any need to come forward and say "Look, ive been acting a bit crazy, I'm a bit stressed, sorry if I offended anyone. I will keep my personal feelings to myself in future". Nooo. He not only carries on like hes never done anything wierd,he thinks he is showing us all the true path to happiness.
Lets face it the guy couldn't possibly remember what reallity was like.
He reminds me of Micheal Jackson.
Lucy Bowels says – reply to this

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Re: Believe Those Rumours – A small penis? I believe it. He's only a chromosome away from Dwarfism in real life. Although I have seen some short guys with massive one's too. Anyhoo, Tom is a loon and Katie is disgusting for going along with the charade. Shame on her, Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz for kissing this guy's ass for money. He ain't all that. Short and closeted. Sad!
jezebel says – reply to this

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riiight…i hate to be the party pooper (or not) but a 12 min mile is pretty much the equivalent of fast walking. Props to her for get'n 'er done but to be honest — girlfriend ain't all that athletically gifted. Just sayin'!
frou says – reply to this

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She did NOT run the marathon folks….the papers are saying she joined them, "en route" -
She's a freakin machine not a robot! says – reply to this

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Katie's not a robot, she's a machine! Way to go Katie! You're like the energizer bunny out there!
JP says – reply to this

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She's a complete doormat. They totally deserve each other.
kiley says – reply to this

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what the hell is he wearing, he's such a chode.
gail says – reply to this

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You're an old fat slob. Young people can take a licking and keep on ticking. She's in great shape and apparently has no need to spend the rest of the day "recovering".
carrie says – reply to this

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STEPFORD WIFE !!!
ds says – reply to this

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he's a freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!