"My Night With Andy Dick"

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One unlucky PerezHilton.com reader had a series of unfortunate run-ins with Andy Dick this past weekend.

And he lived to tell his tale!

This is what he has to say about that unpleasant evening:

"Hey Perez

I just wanted to send you a sighting. I was at Norms restaurant on La Cienega grubbing after going out early Sunday Morning around 3am and non other than one big mess Andy Dick was there.. He was a fucking mess as usual.. He arrived via cab and could not pay the guy so the cabbie was inside trying to get his money. Some chump approached Andy and paid the cab driver. Andy then ordered and half was through him passing out on the counter his food arrived. He then decides to go into the kitchen and run a muck. I didn't see him for awhile then I needed the restroom so I got up and went and he was in the restroom. He then asked me "if I wanted some blow" jokingly I said "do you have any" he then said "no". I laughed then as I proceed to use the urinal he came up behind me and tried to grab me and so I pushed him off and and ran out. Then he cam back out and sat down hung his head and practically passed out. After about 10 min he picked his head up and began to "cry" then pulled out a ziplock bag full of pills from his pocket and downed a handfull of them. At this point were ready to leave so my friends and I are in two separate cars and he walks out when we do and tries to get into the car with my friend, she locked her door and drove off. Iwas pretty funny /sad.. lol

Xo Perez Lover"

Poor Andy. What a fucking mess!

Will he ever pull it together????

Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 3:07 pm / Email this »

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nikki says – reply to this

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First?
julie says – reply to this

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first
a says – reply to this

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I hate that guy.
trf says – reply to this

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wtf!?
bri lee says – reply to this

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nope!
kimmiebaby says – reply to this

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I've never been an Andy Dick fan but that is really sad. I hope he gets help soon or he will be dead.
Melanie Lawson says – reply to this

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FIRST
MrRepeater says – reply to this

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josie says – reply to this

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okay, he doesnt have black person hair. It can't be all THAT bad Andy! You're not a fucking nag.
MonicaNichole03 says – reply to this

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I really don't believe this story for some reason.
Andy Dick says – reply to this

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Ugh, this poor twat. I like his penis.
Needs One Upside the Head says – reply to this

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Sounds like he's the next Anna Nichole, only uglier.
GIANA says – reply to this

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gross
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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If you're reading this, then I'm having sex with your mom. Also: First!!
Johanna From France says – reply to this

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PEREZ I LOVE YOU !
Jess says – reply to this

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lol first?
thebestmoms.com says – reply to this

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He and Brit need to get together and really fuck some shit up!-lol!
LJ says – reply to this

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First?
R I P says – reply to this

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HE'S FUNNY
DON'T DIE………
Jasmine Tee says – reply to this

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It would be so hilarious is Andy Dick got shanked by a kitchen worker at the Norms! You know, with a sharp little paring knife or something…right at the side of his gut. A little twist motion at the end of the shanking would just put me over the top with laughter. In fact, I'm cracking up so badly right now that I'm crying! Oh my goodness, I can't stop! Okay, there. I'm done now. But seriously, Andy Dick should get shanked! Great, I've done it again! Owwww…my abs hurt! Laughing is such a great workout.
sage says – reply to this

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this story seems way fake. if any restaurant owner saw someone passed out, making a scene, and taking a "handfull of pills out of a plastic bag"…they would be detained immediately
Yawn says – reply to this

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ANDY puts the DICK back in TRAINWRECK.
britbabe says – reply to this

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who is this guy?? iv never heard of him but even his name grosses me out
twat says – reply to this

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Re: josie – what does your comment supposed to mean?
Jaywo says – reply to this

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Umm….what ever happened to his child? What, did he go to the Brittany Spears school of parenting?
ben says – reply to this

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he will be dead soon..
katja says – reply to this

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first yeah andy should hook up with britney!!!
dohertyssickkittykat says – reply to this

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all of you people are OFF YOUR TITS.
Mando says – reply to this

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Re: josie – WHAT?
Andy Dick Suicide Watch.COM says – reply to this

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ANDY(little)DickSuicideWatch.com
KLG says – reply to this

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PEREZ! WHY WOULD I OR ANYONE ELSE GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANDY DICK! HE IS A HAS BEEN AND DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE TO BE ON THIS SITE, LMAO!!
LikeBigRed says – reply to this

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Andy is my #1 pick in the 2008 Celeb Death Pool.
Ken says – reply to this

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Oh my god I have an Andy Prick story. Well as you know Andy is gay gay gay. I went to his apt with some friends a few months back which actually is off La Cinenga kind of close to the Bev Center. Anyway he gave us free coke at his house. Than he asked me and my boy to have a 3 some with him. He does not even have a house I think it was an apt. ( not 2 clean frome what I can remember. Anyway we met him at a club in LA and thought wow Andy Dick wants to party with us. When we got to his house out came the coke. Next off came Andy's clothes he only had on boxers which was kinda weird but I was soooooooooo high after about an hour and a half the coke ran out. My friend got all pissy with Andy. He kept trying to touch him. Well when Andy took off his boxers next we had to roll. Not that I was really looking but Andy Prick is not blessed downthere. He really has no money and asked us b4 we left if we could put in for more coke with him he said he had 40.00 that was it. We left !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hell more like ran out.

Still laughing Today about that one
jen says – reply to this

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you posted this before, your slacking, or are they sick of u now
annie says – reply to this

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How true this is is not known.. I dont believe this "dude"
PussyWillow says – reply to this

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He has always been a douche. If he died, it would be a blessing to the world. Does he have any fans?
BLAINE says – reply to this

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THIS IS WHY FAGS SHOULD NEVER HAVE KIDS. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SICK QUEER REPRODUCED HIMSELF? I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HIS KIDS AND PEOPLE HAVE THE NERVE TO LAUGH ATR BRITANY!!!
BLAINE says – reply to this

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THIS IS WHY FAGS SHOULD NEVER HAVE KIDS. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SICK QUEER REPRODUCED HIMSELF? I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HIS KIDS AND PEOPLE HAVE THE NERVE TO LAUGH ATR BRITANY!!!
Lance Bass Loves MUFF says – reply to this

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I LOVE ANDY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT I WOULDNT DO TO HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE
Dr. Phil says – reply to this

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Andy hates himself because he is gay, so he acts out in a very self-destuctive manner.
hmmm says – reply to this

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Jay says – reply to this

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Re: MonicaNichole03 –

This story and the other one commented here are both lies… ugh people. no doubt that im sure andy dick has done everything described in the stories; cried, sobbed, touched people, was doing coke… these stories are just not true, its a shame. do your self a favor and start accusing larry craig with that other guy who supposedly had sex with him 20 years ago.
hey-o says – reply to this

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Sad. Just. Really. Sad.
DEE says – reply to this

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Will be the next victim of an overdose/suicide.
diablofeminina weho says – reply to this

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He lives within walking distance from that Norm's. I have so many crazy ass stories with this guy. These stories predate his relapse into drugs and alcohol. After he got a DUI he refused to drink or do drugs. He was still insane, but sober. It just sounds as though he fell off the deep end.
diablofeminina weho says – reply to this

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Re: Ken – He owns that building. And. He is bisexual. I know all these things for a fact. I am not even gonna get into when he lived down the street. I have crazier stories, which are far juicer.
Andy's friend says – reply to this

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So sad. Poor Andy has gotta fucking death wish if he doesn't get help.. and he knows that. What's even sadder is when pathetic morons make fun of him and other addicts (eh hem, Brit-Brit) hiding behind the comfort and privacy of their computer. Clearly, such people, have never been affected by this horrific disease. No one condones Andy's behavior; he's incredibly self-destructive. But for readers to write in on the happenings of Andy's evening in a comedic and even light-hearted fashion is disgustingly ignorant.
lvtori says – reply to this

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Okay folks - if you're going to email Perez a hot sighting of a celebutard review before sending.

It's called SPELLCHECK - use it.
Nizzler says – reply to this

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wow, you are the worst writer in history - literally. Why don't you go 'run a muck' into on-coming traffic?
Mookie says – reply to this

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What an idiot!! He is one sad asshole!
bud says – reply to this

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How fucking pathetic isn't it to send this story to Perez? This cunt face should rather learn how to write and spell correctly, than try to make himself interesting by ratting about someone else's problems. Guy; Go fuck yourself.
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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Man, I feel bad for you. Glad your friend was smart enough to lock the door. I have a feeling he will O.D. Good post.
julie says – reply to this

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isn't he dead yet
Kate says – reply to this

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He is so gross. He better watch it b4 he dies. He hit on my friend (guy) at dfw airport last winter. While my friends fiance was standing right next to him!! No shame!
Laura says – reply to this

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This man is a FATHER OF THREE!! And you get on Britney for going shopping?
Casey says – reply to this

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These personal encounters are always rife with grammatical errors. I wonder if these people who write in realize how stupid they sound? Learn how to spell and form sentences that at the very least make sense. Idiots.
TOM CRUISE IS A FEM BOTTOM says – reply to this

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THIS STORY WAS POSTED BRFORE
ainsley says – reply to this

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sounds fake.
PEEKABOO says – reply to this

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THIS STORY SEEMS FAKE BUT IF IT IS TRUE IT'S SAD AND ANDY SHOULD GET HELP BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS
Blunt says – reply to this

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'Poor Andy?' No, no, no, Perez. Poor everybody else.
Andy is an insufferable boor.
EyeWitness! says – reply to this

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I was there, my phone was used to take the pic.
The story is completely true and yes, very sad.
Praise the Lahd! says – reply to this

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Celebrities are so pathetic. They crave attention b/c they were ignored by their peers while growing up. That's why none of them have social skills and only relate to other celebrities. It all feeds their ego. They think "they made fun of me in high school, but look at me now!". People like Andy Dick are sad b/c they never achieved the fame they desperately wanted. He's untalented and fug…just like in high school.
*** says – reply to this

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You people are so late in the game reporting this stuff. He's been doing this shit for years all over LA. I've seen him around LA for years acting like this….my advice to anyone who sees Andy Dick in LA is to just ignore him.
Scott says – reply to this

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You people are so late in the game reporting this stuff. He's been doing this shit for years all over LA. I've seen him around LA for years acting like this….my advice to anyone who sees Andy Dick in LA is to just ignore him.
Scott says – reply to this

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You people are so late in the game reporting this stuff. He's been doing this crap for years all over LA. I've seen him around LA for years acting like this….my advice to anyone who sees Andy Dick in LA is to just ignore him.
luvsql says – reply to this

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Was this guy writing also intoxicated? Wow, they teach basic grammar in grade school.
MC says – reply to this

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Its a great story but the author needs to take a writing class!!!!
Whatever says – reply to this

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Yeah, and I was hanging out with bigfoot this past weekend and he tried to give me a reach around when i was in the can.
LosGatosGirl says – reply to this

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I see a marriage made in heaven…Andy and Briney! Who will pull an Anna Nicole first?
what moronic idiocy says – reply to this

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this idiot is fucked UP.
The ORIGINAL Brainiac says – reply to this

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He's damn selfish! He needs to get his act together for the sake of his kids, even if not for his boyfriends or girlfriends. You can be a social drinker without being a jackass. If not, go the hell away and deal with your issues and get counseling
and/or rehab. NO SYMPATHY!
Public Education Shame says – reply to this

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Jesus H. Christ. What an unintelligible bunch of garble. Is this what our public education system is turning out these days? I could hardly figure out what the fuck this guy was talking about. Was he drunk when he wrote this? Just a suggestion, Buddy, GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO FUCKING WRITE! I'm just appalled that people are reading this and thinking this is how dumb all Americans are.
Oh yeah, Andy Dick is a loser, drug freak, etc, etc….
T.rex says – reply to this

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Yes, i'm sure this story is true yet the guy couldn't manage to snap a shot from his cell phone.
perezhiltonisafag says – reply to this

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Wow, that's enlightening. I wonder if this fool has ever heard of the spell/grammar check portion of his word program. What a dumb ass. You're all dumb asses too.
bitch says – reply to this

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This jackass has kids too right? WHY the FUCK aren't HIS kids taken away from him too? I think he's even more far gone than Britney…why does he still have rights to his kids? CPS needs to intervene quick!
bramtram says – reply to this

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Doesn't everyone in LA have an Andy Dick story? And in it, doesn't Andy always ask for blow? He's a fucking mess.
Ken says – reply to this

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Re: annie – Ok look you guys first of all I never posted this before from I can remember. Anyway the story is 100% true. I was there myself not hearing a story 2nd hand. I live in Hollywood on 6550 Yucca St. I hang out with buds all the time in Hollywood. Trust me it's happened. He LOVES COKE and is BROKE.
Leigh says – reply to this

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Re: Public Education Shame –

I agree! The internet has showed me that most people can't spell, and have no clue what proper grammar is. Idiots are all around us…
anne says – reply to this

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Run a muck.
Stupid, stupid people
Shawn says – reply to this

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Andy,

I really hope you go back to your meetings man…you have kids bro!!!
Ken says – reply to this

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Re: Leigh – I'm so sorry for all of you out there that are so concerned with spelling and grammer errors. The problem in my case is I guess I got a little excited when I ready the story and it brought back that night to me clearly. I have got to learn to slow down and not write something as if I'm talking to someone. I believe a lot of people on this site write as though they are simply talking. However in my defense you all come to this site daily HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT PEREZ's GRAMMER AND SPELLING ??????????????????? HELLO
Andy says – reply to this

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Grammar and spellcheck please. Reading that hurt me more than hearing that Andy Dick is a mess.
AT LEAST.... says – reply to this

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Such a mess, that one, but at least he didn't drive drunk.
Trevor says – reply to this

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Andy Dick is a huge fag. He totally would've given the guy head in the bathroom if asked.
Fag Hag says – reply to this

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Very sad. I love Andy and wish I could help him.
natalie says – reply to this

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Andy then ordered and half was through him passing out on the counter his food arrived

what does that mean?? if your going to write a letter then can u make it legible? thanks.
tuul says – reply to this

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What does he supposedly do for a living anyway?
BETH says – reply to this

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You know, I've met Andy Dick. It was at a hotel bar in LA shortly after last-call about a month ago on a Saturday night. He was actually very nice.
danielle says – reply to this

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the person who wrote about andy dick.." PEREZ LOVER" you are pretty funny/ sad when you laugh and make fun of some one who clearly has a problem…
matt says – reply to this

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i like how everyone just automatically believes this anonymous letter, written by someone who obviously was not born in this country or didn't graduate highschool. Sure Andy Dick is a douche, but this story seems like bologna to me. I'm sure he just walks around offering random people blow and grabbing them when they're taking a piss. And im sure he just whips out a big bag of pills in front of everyone and downs them. BS!
kyle says – reply to this

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who cares
RIP Andy Dick says – reply to this

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Re: ben – Same thing I was thinking. Just a coupla more pills Andy, just a coupla more. You won't be around much longer. Sleep the eternal sleep my brother.
cal says – reply to this

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this guy has never been funny
he's a fuckin mess
can't wait till he OD's
Resqben says – reply to this

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Yeah, I deffiantly agree that this story is fake, or at least has a high chance to be. It was probably just some random person writing in to try to get on the website.. what a reliable source.
Blondi says – reply to this

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Can't someone scoop him up and help him?
chloro says – reply to this

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FOR THE RECORD!!!!!!

This story is very true. I was there and he was trying to get into MY car. The fact that he was completely druged out and/or drunk was very sad. I've always know he lived in the area, but never paid any attention to his mis-haps. I never stop to pick any stranger up (even if he happens to be a famous stranger). It was a sad sight to see him fade into the dark fog of the night where he would probably end up stumbling all the way home. For those of you close to him or anyone else in this type of situation, please get them help! It's not funny at the end.

ANDY— GET SOME HELP!
SugarTits says – reply to this

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Was any of that story in English? I mean, I have a BS from a good university, and speak 3 languages, but fuck me if this guy's story to Perez was written in any English I've ever seen in my life.
lin says – reply to this

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He was asking if you wanted to blow…. as in him…GET IT.
SPELLCHECK says – reply to this

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learn how to spell…then maybe ill believe your story
Eliott says – reply to this

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A very talented and original comedian, but obviously very troubled and in a lot of pain. He really does need an intervention… his addiction is out of control and will claim his life if he does not turn it around.