"My Night With Andy Dick"
One unlucky PerezHilton.com reader had a series of unfortunate run-ins with Andy Dick this past weekend.
And he lived to tell his tale!
This is what he has to say about that unpleasant evening:
"Hey Perez
I just wanted to send you a sighting. I was at Norms restaurant on La Cienega grubbing after going out early Sunday Morning around 3am and non other than one big mess Andy Dick was there.. He was a fucking mess as usual.. He arrived via cab and could not pay the guy so the cabbie was inside trying to get his money. Some chump approached Andy and paid the cab driver. Andy then ordered and half was through him passing out on the counter his food arrived. He then decides to go into the kitchen and run a muck. I didn't see him for awhile then I needed the restroom so I got up and went and he was in the restroom. He then asked me "if I wanted some blow" jokingly I said "do you have any" he then said "no". I laughed then as I proceed to use the urinal he came up behind me and tried to grab me and so I pushed him off and and ran out. Then he cam back out and sat down hung his head and practically passed out. After about 10 min he picked his head up and began to "cry" then pulled out a ziplock bag full of pills from his pocket and downed a handfull of them. At this point were ready to leave so my friends and I are in two separate cars and he walks out when we do and tries to get into the car with my friend, she locked her door and drove off. Iwas pretty funny /sad.. lol
Xo Perez Lover"
Poor Andy. What a fucking mess!
Will he ever pull it together????
Others Should Follow His Lead
New Spice Girls!
I might believe this guy if his statement followed basic English grammatical rules in any way. He couldn't put a sentence together if he tried. Nor could he punctuate.
That just took away from all of his credibility. I'm sure he wasn't kidding when he asked for some of Andy's blow. I would want some too if I were this useless.
THE GUY NEEDS HELP. BUT, HAVING SAID THAT, THE GUY BUGS THE HELL OUT OF ME. HE IS A BIG LOSER.
i smell BULLSHIT your story is shit buddy, pure unimaginative BULLSHIT
so did you wash your hands?
Studies show Andy
is still a Dick.
this is from a year ago
wow, thats a crazy story–My ex-boyfriend had an internship with MTV and they had Andy Dick as a guest on a show they were doing on Spike TV. The Dickhead hit on him too—by coming up and trying to touch him while he was using the urinal! What a freak!
That was too cool, Andy is the male Britney!
His name fits him!
haha "emily rose" is in the background of the picture.
I feel sorry for him….He is a good poster child against drugs and alchohal.
dude. i was at some house in the hills and andy dick shows up a mess as usual. well i was wasted so i dont remember much but he was making out with one of my friends and fingering the other at the same time!!! talk about disgusting! its andy dick! EW! then i watched him do line after line after line of blow with them. really classy right?
I just found out he's in a cult! This girl I know and her whole family is in it– it's called Landmark education and I have to say people who are in that cult are pretty fucked in the head. So sad…
they dont call him "Any Dick" for nothing:)
Can someone PLEASE tell me what value this poor loser has? I used to think he was sorta funny, but he is now just another sad bizarro wack-a-doo. Hospitalization time? Oh, yeh.
on saturday nov.3- i was walking up to this bar "tiny's" on hollywood blvd. and saw a friend of mine yelling at a very fucked up andy dick. later on in the bar i asked my friend why he was yelling at him and he said that andy had thrown a glass bottle at his friend's(a chick) head! he said he was telling him to get lost and andy asked him to smoke some weed and calm down. andy also said something along the lines of- ill do anything to get out of an ass beating. haha. sadly tho- that was the second time ive seen andy wondering around hollywood alone and completely smashed.
run amok, ya mean?
has this been confirmed as it really being true.
gross
For all of you doubters reading this gossip blog, I happen to work for Norms' Restaurant, and have waited on Andy several times. I can definetely back up this story! And could tell you quite a few more stories, much more unbelieveable! It's really a shame when a person doesn't care what happens to another person who is in such need for help! Yes, I agree, Andy has no one to blame but himself, but don't some of you people ever ask yourself, how does one get to this stage in life?? Having "Clout" as a celebrity, even as you say, a "Has been", can be suicidal, don't you think?? Well, I can see a lonley guy, that only knows how to associate with others, with money, drugs, alcohol, and, sex. Andy was, and still is , a very talented guy, but he's wasting away because he's lived this "Rock Star Life" for so long, getting what ever he wants, because of his "Celebrity-ism", that's the only way he knows how to, he's done this for so long, he doesn't know how to be a normal person, socializing without the "Clout"!! It's really a shame our society has came to this conclusion of another's, "wasted life", and all they can do is bash someone, without thinking of the road that person took to get there!!!!!!!! What a "WONDERFUL SOCIETY" we live in as so called, "HUMAN BEINGS"!!!!!! I just hope that if you were in the same peril, some one might think twice before throwing you to the vultures!! >:{
Y'all should use spell-check before posting on the internet. (That goes for you too Perez) Lazy spelling is worse than binge dining on Starbucks milkshakes.
Re: LadyMarleau – Excuse me Teacher!! What the hell are you all here for, a lesson in proper spelling, or someone "Else's", life???????? Your just too much for me to handle, forget the truth, and better check if I dotted all my I's!!??!!!!!!!!!!!! (What a waste of time you are)
Who's the crossed eye bitch in the backround?
The person who wrote this is an idiot. He never takes pills. Only vitamins. I have known Andy for ten years. He will do anything but hard pills. Something happened to him as a kid and pills.If he wants to run around and be crazy, fuckin let him.Besides the other shit. Hey story writer, read everyones reply and see how they talk about your dumbass and not Andy's. Maybe you should get some social skills and quit being such a fag with your cool Hollywood clubs on a special Saturday night. Did you even come close to getting laid that night?No. And when your out and you see shit you think is wierd at NORMS, don't think anything of it. It's Hollywood fag!!!!!Then get a life, BITCH!