Separated At Birth

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1. Heather says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Gross.

2. MTB in SD says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   King Tut's hair is better

3. G says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   that's not even funny.
   The tom cruise mom one was, ’cause i could see the resemblance
   but this was just lame!!

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   lame.

5. DoubleD says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   aaaahahahahahaa

6. Vicky says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   haha

7. melanie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   HAHAH true. I'm THRID!!!!

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   I don't get it. Is is disgusting to be older than 30 or something? Are women supposed to go and kill themselves or their 31st birthday? Or just have plastic surgery, which then goes wrong for other people to laught at.

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   she makes me wana puke, id rather look at tutankamun than HER!!

10. lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez…be nice..

11. kim says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    freaky

12. Im First Bitch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    people have to get over the being first thing………………….anyways so true

13. Nat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ew!

14. Caitlin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHAHA

    i love Separated at Birth.

    and this is one of the best ones yet.

15. Cassey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Dont insult Tut like that! Damn.. Rachel Zoe is Sleeze! He was an egyptian pharaoh.. don't even talk about them in the same sentence!!!

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    hahahahahahahahaha!!! LOVE IT!!!!

17. rina says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOLLLLLLLL…that's mean, but i love you!!!!

18. Im First Bitches says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Get over being first. And the picture is gross

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    HILARIOUS

20. illitewrite says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Who cares, live life.

21. dansmokes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    URE so funny PEREZ! thats why we love you, u speak the truth.. i think KING TUT looks younger

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    WTF? Hilarious!!

23. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL THAT IS MESSED UP PEREZ!! She looks skeletal now, but not that much jajajaja

24. HMMM says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This site is terrible. leave everyone alone.

25. nz lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first, she is truley scary

26. Jen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    give her a few more operations and her nose will cave in and look just like tut!

27. rina says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOLLLLLLLL…

28. mo-joe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OH NO YOU DIDN'T!….. I would have done Marc Anthony (Skeletor)

29. i live in minneapolis says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I knew that nigga was black.

30. MEEEEEEEEEEEee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I wonder would we get if we put perez pic beside something hmmmmmmmmm makes u wonder

31. Rachel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    second second second!!!

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    5000 years old…. tut not rachel.. but who could tell really

33. britney spears says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ROFL!!! IDENTICAL!

34. tess says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why would anyone want to look at a mummy? And this comparison is stupid.

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    who's been dead the longest??

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    ohhh……..ZING!

37. Andreas says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL this is wrong on so many levels - but still kinda funny LMAO!

38. lar says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    King Tut looks better, and younger.

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    it's so neat to look at something 5000 years old.. tut.. not rachel but who could tell really….??

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    FIRST!

41. Erin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That was stupid.

42. Rash Manly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Mean Mean Mean!Mean! MEAN!
    That is why I LOVE this site!
    Tut looks more like Britney in five
    years anyway.

43. thebestmoms.com says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's got a better nose and his tan is real.

44. Rash Manly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That was mean, I meant Tut looks
    like Britney in five years if she keeps tanning and
    refusing rehab, not in an Anna Nicole state.

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    I want to do tut. he be making me hot and moist

46. Tracie May-Wagner says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That is soooooo fucked up! Reeeeaaallly funny, but fucked up.

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    TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ. TOO BAD THERE ARE NO FAT MUMMIES - OTHERWISE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE PEREZ.

48. I SPEAK THE TRUTH says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOOKS MORE LIKE NICOLE RICHIES BABY!
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    LOOKS MORE LIKE NICOLE RICHIES BABY!
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    LOOKS MORE LIKE NICOLE RICHIES BABY!
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    LOOKS MORE LIKE NICOLE RICHIES BABY!
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49. margo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Rachel Zoe? I thought it was Kathie Lee Gifford.

50. Yohohohoho says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Awwww… You meanie Perez!!!

51. Kim says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

52. Babs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perfect match.

53. honeydoo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OUCH!
    hahaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

54. socks says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ummm…I think king tut is the one on the left, actually.

55. Lindsey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

56. brynne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    king tut is WAYYYYYYYYYYY better looking than that scrag!

57. monique says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love you perez!!!!!!

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    the only difference is, tut's mummy is better nourished.

59. kate says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahahahahahahaha this is fucking great!

60. REAL GOOD TIME! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You are so not right Perez! LOL!

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    L
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    ……..UH, {{{{{{EXCUSE ME}}}}}}……THAT IS OBVIOUSLY ASHLEY OLSON ON THE RIGHT!
    ………..PLUS, KING TUT WAS BORN 1341 B.C., AND THAT CUNT ON THE LEFT IS OBVIOUSLY OLDER THAN THAT……….SHE COULD BE HIS MUMMY! ………….OH, YEAH, I SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I think Larry King vs. King Tutt. This old broad looks a lot more like Farrah Faucet.

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    ooooh, this one gave me a good hearty laugh this morning. thanks P

65. yokoohno! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: PIZZA_TUT – oh god you are a wicked wicked boy! hahahahahahahahhahahhhahahahahahahahhahahhhahahahahahaha

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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

67. Kiizjou says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is like reaaally cruel. In both ways.

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    the curse of tut is on you now perez

69. MARC ANTHONY "SKELETOR" says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOOKS LIKE ME AND J-HO'S BABY!
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    LOOKS LIKE ME AND J-HO'S BABY!
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    LOOKS LIKE ME AND J-HO'S BABY!
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    LOOKS LIKE ME AND J-HO'S BABY!
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    LOOKS LIKE ME AND J-HO'S BABY!
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70. Kiizjou says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is really cruel. In both ways. And EVEN considering it's from Perez..

71. kelly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I came up with this one…. Man I'm smart

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    That's quite a difference; her skin looks much improved.
    Stray off topic all you want, but the fact remains that Zoe is a gifted stylist, which really is the only reason anyone knows who she is and why she's even pictured on here. who cares what she looks like, anyway. It's her clients that care what THEY look like.

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    strangely, i think she looks hot after she had her face lifted up a bit.

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    fachizzle ma nizzle

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    youre a fucking retard. How dare you draw lines on Tutankhamen's face–youre a disgrace. He was a powerful pharoah who died very young and was buried with his two infant sons… shes a fucking waste of oxygen.

    Its not so funny making fun of dead royalty you fatass.

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    you know damn well king tut is hella sexier that that bitch and hes younger

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    Re: mel – if you give a fuck, dont go on ;/

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    I see it…yikes…and I think I've just offended King Tut…sorry buddy.

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    Re: Annah – Rachel Zoe claims to be like 35 or something. I bet you thought she was waaaaaay older. King tut is over 3,000 years old and looks better than Meth-Face Zoe

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    Re: mel – Tutankhamon was one of the LEAST powerful pharaohs in Egypt's history, which spans over 5,000 years

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    I need her cell number so I can score some meth and pills!

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    this one gave me quite a good laugh! it's so right on and disturbing!
    and here's something for whoever mentioned tut's children: he was buried with his stillborn daughters, not infant sons. get it right, or don't bother.

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    Oh Perez! i love you…but not King Tut. Not the cumdrizzles on Tut. Poor Tut. Let us hope Perez is not cursed. However, should something bad happen…….tsk tsk tsk.

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    I've said it before and I'll say it again : Perez, you are so wrong for this. I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH BOO!! HA HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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    OMG Perez! this is so hilarious!ha,ha,ha,ha!!!Perez u r a genius.i don't know what else to say anymore!lol

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    not only were they separated at birth but it seems that she'll have the same destiny as he's!
    thanks to miz anna wintour!

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    DAMN!! THATS HARSH. YO, I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT "CHUPACDABRA'S" ARE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. IS THAT WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS SHE LOOKS LIKE?????!!! THATS SOME HARSH, FUNNY SHIT!

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    I saw this bitch on the Today Show a few weeks ago and I was surprised to hear the bitch speak. She talks like a 17-year-old Valley Girl - WTF??!! She's in her fucking 30's!! I hate when women try to talk like fucking babies - makes them sound utterly retarded and pathetic.

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    LMAO te la comistes perezito..

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    shit she looks JUST LIKE that chick from america's most smartest model

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    hahahhahahha
    so mean

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    i would have no problem if you (perez) took the time to at least try to have valid points…and didnt talk so much shit. i dont think anybody here knows who king tut is. fuck.

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    HA FUCKING HA!

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    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    hahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahah

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    She looks like Jareth from Labyrinth in this shot!!!

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    Stop trying to kiss Anna Wintours ass. Rachel Zoe is a talented women.

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    you know her forehead does look 1000% times better but she needs some kind of filler still in her mouth/cheek area. Also she is wearing a lot of make up these days, whats up with that?

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    Perez! That is hard hittin it!

    Damn Girl! You are right. She is too skinny!
    She would've made a great extra in Return of the Mummy III!
    She is wasting what'eva looks she had on starving herself. My money is on Anna Wintours kickin her a**. I know probably killed Anna's name but you get the meaning.

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     Gawd Perez, you are no longer on the playground where no one wants you on their kickball team, stop picking on the THIN over 35 stylist for Christ's sake. And while we are on the subject, was it really that big of a deal that none of her clients showed up? It's her book, not theirs. Your jealousy and fat queen bitterness is so transparent, I can always tell by the female celebs that you hate so much. You should eat like she does, 3 spears of asparagus only once a day, gross hairy fat ass, who do you pay to have sex with you?