So Bizarre!

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When did Sarah Michelle Gellar get so skinny????

We all loved her in the musical episode of Buffy, and now SMG is at it again - this time in the critically maligned film Southland Tales, from Donnie Darko director Richard Kelly.

Unfortunately, the results aren't as good as that cherished episode of Buffy.

Sarah Michelle lends her voice to the song Teen Horniness is Not a Crime. Yeah, you read that right.

Doesn't that sound like that should be in a John Waters film? Or a Britney Spears album?

Southland Tales opens next Wednesday in NY and LA. The soundtrack is out this week.

Enjoy SMG below. Or try to enjoy!

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    Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:30 pm / Email this  »

    220 comments to “So Bizarre!”

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    1. andrew says – reply to this


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      First! I love her

    2. s says – reply to this


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      first

    3. sigh says – reply to this


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      i love her too

    4. tinkerbell says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!

    5. J Ryan says – reply to this


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      She's still pretty… but starting to look a bit Calista Flockhart'ish.. NOT a good thing! Someone please feed her!!!!

    6. chdjofl says – reply to this


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      first~

    7. g says – reply to this


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      1st!

    8. Shireen says – reply to this


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      I love Sarah!! And Buffy!!

      Cannot wait for Southland Tales..

    9. nicole says – reply to this


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      hahahahahah!

    10. jeena says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!
      and she is FABULOUS!!!

    11. saraaaa says – reply to this


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      first!

    12. kim says – reply to this


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      huh?

    13. Shireen says – reply to this


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      her character is supposed to be a cheesey dumb pornstar so her singing in this sounds perfect for that character

    14. Heather says – reply to this


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      she's a dead ringer for rachel zoe! ahhhhhhhhh

    15. Katie G says – reply to this


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      Was there any story, or just a random comment on her weight?

    16. Scary says – reply to this


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      Where are her boobs?

    17. Buffles says – reply to this


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      LOVE LOVE LOVE SMG!!! SHE IS A GIRL I WOULD TURN STRAIGHT FOR!!!!!
      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

    18. yay says – reply to this


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      cool ?

    19. holycow says – reply to this


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      where did her breasts go?????????????????

    20. whoo dun it says – reply to this


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      Kendall from All My Children. Wow

    21. heather says – reply to this


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      she's a dead ringer for rachel zoe! bahhhhhhhhhhh

    22. luis says – reply to this


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      fifty- second!!!

    23. Gorda says – reply to this


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      Maybe she was always flat chested. If she doesn't want to buy herself some implants, like so many young women, it would be her choice. Let's respect her and respect where she is now.

    24. Lori says – reply to this


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      CLOSE TO FIRST! ha

      Anyway…so sad that all the celeb women starve themselves into bony stick figures. IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT, and I wish they could see that. Women should have CURVES (and the curve of protruding bones DOES NOT COUNT)!

    25. rachel says – reply to this


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      She's always been like that. unlike alot of those other actresses, she's naturally skinny.

    26. mememe says – reply to this


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      Sarah Michelle Gellar is wierd…

    27. UNKNOWN says – reply to this


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      I got a better question. When did you get so fat?

    28. BARB says – reply to this


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      Where did her boobs go???

    29. cdnmom says – reply to this


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      She got skinny when she stopped getting work - c'est hollywood

    30. PlainJane says – reply to this


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      Yucky… I love SMG but this is baaaaaaaaaad… Noooooooooo…….. say it ain't so, perez, say it ain't sooooo………

    31. katie says – reply to this


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      Where are her boobs?

    32. FURBY says – reply to this


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      Does she have boobs?

    33. PlainJane says – reply to this


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      GIVE ME A BURGER AND FRIES

    34. please eat says – reply to this


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      Being so skinny only makes her look older.

    35. jolopee says – reply to this


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      ewww shes a republican, kinda looks like a young ann coulter…

    36. ella says – reply to this


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      she sounds like whats-her-face….oh yea thats right, they all sound the same.
      (i mean ashley tisdale and all those other wanna-be singer but should really stick to their day jobs…which are what again??) i think that she just stick to her B/C-list acting career (if you can call it that) and just stop this singing already! this sounds like it should be on Mad TV or something.

    37. Jweezie says – reply to this


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      This sounds just like any paris hilton song….this song SUCKS!!

    38. boda says – reply to this


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      so wtf is up with this song?

    39. Uh... says – reply to this


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      Idiot.

    40. ella says – reply to this


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      she sounds like whats-her-face….oh yea thats right, they all sound the same
      (i mean all those ashley tisdales and all those other wanna-be singers who are just actresses that should just stick to their day jobs..if you can call what-ever-it-is they do day jobs) she just stick with her B/C-list acting thingy-ma-bober- and stop singing. seriously, this belongs on MadTV or something.

    41. shrew says – reply to this


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      all her fat is under her arm.

    42. OMG says – reply to this


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      I've met her and she is a ssssssssswwweeetheart.

      With that said, that was awful. Just awful. I mean, Just awful

    43. jed says – reply to this


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      Man, is she F L A T !!!

    44. SMG 4EVA says – reply to this


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      Re: mememe – She is a living legend you hoe beast

    45. B says – reply to this


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      Better question: when is she going to have babies? Is Freddie not giving her any lovin'?

    46. SMG ROCKS says – reply to this


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      .
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      sarah is brilliant bold and beautiful….the dress is beautiful too, but cuts her in a bad place….why doesn't she have a better career? she is amazing….guess being strong and outspoken in hollywood is a four-letter word….
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    47. Heathy says – reply to this


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      SHE'S A COKE WHORE!!!

    48. Heather1031 says – reply to this


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      OMG, this is a terrible pic…she is looking way too thin…I still love her as Buffy!!!

    49. Amber says – reply to this


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      WATCH OUT! It's Rachel Zoe's little sis.

    50. Monica says – reply to this


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      omg what happened to her??? she needs to eat..everyone should get soup cans and send it to SMG so she WONT turn into calista flockhart!!

    51. Kimberly says – reply to this


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      I liked the song… I've always loved her in what whatever she does. :)

    52. dd says – reply to this


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      she looks fine

    53. Heathy says – reply to this


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      SHE'S A COKE WHORE! SO IS FREDDIE.

    54. Allison says – reply to this


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      I miss when she actually had weight on her. She was a horrible influence for young women at the end of BtVS

    55. Ewwww says – reply to this


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      She looks awful. What happened to her boobs? Please eat, you look 50 years old.

    56. Love it! says – reply to this


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      She should collaborate with britney. This was probalby a Britney song.

    57. Love it! says – reply to this


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      She should collaborate with britney. This was probalby a Britney song.

    58. Jamie says – reply to this


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      She's aged a lot. It looks like she finally had some Botox.

    59. WakeUpCall says – reply to this


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      i'm not an advocate for breast implants, but in this case i'll make an exception. get her to dr. 90210 real quick

    60. lisa says – reply to this


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      where are her boobs?

    61. TheQueenOfAllBlogs says – reply to this


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      That was the worst shit I've ever heard in my life.

    62. luke says – reply to this


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      This song is ironic and not meant to be taken seriously. In Southland Tales she plays a porn star turned celebrity turned pop star, like a certain girl we all know…I think it's hilarious and dead on for what it is attempting to be.

    63. david says – reply to this


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      The movie is a joke perez, do some research

    64. Kelley says – reply to this


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      I love SMG! she was the hottest ho back in the day…i mean seriously everyone was hott for Buffy in the late '90's…none of the current hollywood sluts can touch how hott she was…SMG is still super sexi but damn girl needs to eat a lil bit

    65. katie says – reply to this


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      shes a total HAS BEEN

    66. Keleigh says – reply to this


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      What happened to her breasts?

    67. donde estas my tatas?! says – reply to this


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      uhm…where the fuck are her tits?! that is the most bizarre photo i've ever seen of a woman. they either don't exist or they hang granny-low

    68. Euromongrel says – reply to this


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      Good heavens- what's happened to he breasts? They've disappeared!

    69. Tay-Tay says – reply to this


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      i hope you all realize that the song is a fucking joke. I can't wait for Southland Tales…and Sarah Michelle is fucking awesome

    70. kevin says – reply to this


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      it's clearly satire, as is the film.

    71. Brooke says – reply to this


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      Where did her boobs go??? What an awful picture.

    72. Max says – reply to this


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      can you say p-l-a-s-t-i-c-s-u-g-u-r-e-a…..fuck i cant spell

    73. Twyla says – reply to this


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      I thought she always looked like that.

    74. kate says – reply to this


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      SMG has always been really skinny, she was skinnier during buffy season 7 than she is now, she's just a teeny tiny girl.

    75. michelle says – reply to this


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      Hey its that THAT bad.
      its better than most of Brit's songs!

    76. grape ape says – reply to this


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      where are her boobs?

    77. llalalala says – reply to this


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      she looks pretty botoxed too!

    78. lizzie says – reply to this


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      She looks beautiful. . .but where are her boobs?

    79. Uhmm... says – reply to this


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      is it just me or did that song suck hard?

    80. horiness is NOT a crime says – reply to this


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      that is a hella of alot better than some of the "real" music out there, I could totally jam to that! And she is gorgeous to boot!!

    81. cici says – reply to this


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      ok….it looks like she has a skirt on , but just pulled up really high….i mean come on , i really dont think thats supposed to be a top. i really dont know how that little thin band would fit over any normal womans boobs. its gotta be that its supposed to be the waistband!!!!!

    82. betty says – reply to this


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      she was a bit bigger back then, but in this pic she does looks skinner in her face (but she looks up) and the dress is tight. In other pics with that dress it not that strange around the chest…I think someone has been using photoshop again….

    83. heyyall says – reply to this


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      WTF?

      OMG, this is almost as funny as her Xtina Dirty parody.

      She has always been a skinny minny. She likes to ride her Hello Kitty bike instead of drive, and work out. Leave her alone, atleast she's not driving around drunk, flashing her snatch, or adopting black babies from Zanzibar as a fashion accessory.

    84. Y'all must be fat! says – reply to this


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      To address several comments, her boobs are squished to the right side (where they are spilling out of the top of the dress). She doesn't look TOO skinny. She looks good and I like the dress.

    85. Annie says – reply to this


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      Probably after the media started speculating that she was pregnant when she wasn't!

    86. SassaFrass says – reply to this


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      I don't care I love her and am glad that she and her hot hubby are still together. Gawd I wish she would come out with like a 30 something version of Cruel Intentions…that isn't my fav SMG movie but I like her when she plays the bad girl because she plays it so well.

    87. MILA says – reply to this


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      WOW THAT DRESS IS STRANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE HER BOOBS??????????????? AS FAR AS THE SONG GOES……. I STOPPED IT AT ABOUT 20 SECONDS!!!!!!OUCH THAT HURT!!!!!!!

    88. TB says – reply to this


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      First, I love her, and I love Buffy! And really I don't think this song is so bad!! It's a little old-school Britney, but it's kinda cool!

    89. peanutbutterscotch says – reply to this


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      She's such a bitch - totally high-strung and uptight. I hope she goes away for good!

    90. Ryan says – reply to this


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      She looks weird. She has the facial structure of a kid, but wrinkled skin like an old lady. I can't tell if she's in highschool or the old folks home.

    91. Jayme says – reply to this


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      She's gorgeous. And the song is pretty bad, but she has this cuteness and bubbly voice. I like it.

    92. Jenny says – reply to this


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      wow mischa barton!

    93. fran says – reply to this


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      i love her SO much. she's my absolute favorite woman in hollywood and i'm so excited for southland tales!

    94. Bette says – reply to this


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      oh not another one of those skinny chicks with control issues.

    95. Claire says – reply to this


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      It sounds like a song from Music & Lyrics. I don't think the song is meant to be taken seriously though, it ties in with her character/story in the film.

      More to the point, is that actually her singing? I know they've touched it up and used pro tools or whatever but it sounds nothing like her. She wanted them to hire someone to sing her parts in the Buffy musical but changed her mind when she read the script. Is someone else singing it? I really can't believe it's her, I'd never tell.

    96. Erin says – reply to this


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      Shes always been tiny. She looks the same.

    97. ??? says – reply to this


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      where are her boobs?

    98. Shpoodle says – reply to this


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      Is this serious?!!! What a horrilbe song!

    99. Rhonda says – reply to this


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      She is pretty, but that has got to be the most unflattering dress for her, look at her chest….nothing….she could've chosen something better!

    100. butterluv369 says – reply to this


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      what happened to her boobs they look like moobs!

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