The Michael Lohan Show!

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Click here to watch the pitch tape that Michael Lohan has been showing networks in his attempts to get a reality show.

It's just as wonderfully bad as you would expect! So bad actually that no one is said to be interested in acquiring the show.

The majority of the show is about Michael trying to spread the word of Jesus. At one point he even dresses up as a homeless man and attempts to get money from strangers.

P.S. The cameo from Hookers for Jesus is what takes it to a whole other level!

Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:48 pm / Email this »

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dd says – reply to this

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1st
dd says – reply to this

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the worst parents
bob says – reply to this

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first
alissa says – reply to this

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fug.
LOL says – reply to this

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wow
kelsey says – reply to this

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hahahaha america…
rach says – reply to this

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firstish
bj says – reply to this

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first?
napoleon diddy says – reply to this

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booooooooring!
booooooooring!

lets talk about something sassy! like elizabeth taylor!! now THATS a celeb who has sass! who will she marry next??!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!???!
first says – reply to this

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first first first
Allison says – reply to this

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I couldn't even make it through the first minute
toe says – reply to this

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VOTE FOR JOHN EDWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sks says – reply to this

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sad
Rammy says – reply to this

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W…T…F
Jamie says – reply to this

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What a loser! No one finds a balding middle-aged ex-con appealing.
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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Aw shit. A car accident.
sarah-nade says – reply to this

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I say good luck to him. If it keeps him out of the alcohol and stuff then good for him. If it works for him, it works. Don't be hating!
Jem and the Holograms says – reply to this

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Now that's hard to watch…
What a sorry excuse of a person…
Rachel says – reply to this

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Can somebody get these fucking Lohans out of the media!?

she has no fucking talent

and her family is just leeching off of her
Kendra says – reply to this

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He should bring it to the 700 Club producers and ask for a weekly 5 minute reality slot. At the very least, it could increase 700 Club ratings to 5 viewers instead of their typical 4 viewers.
ME says – reply to this

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WHAAAAAAAAT???
toby says – reply to this

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fuck u perez. the guys doing a good thing. hes the most positive thing in lindsays life…. notice how shes better now hes in her life… fuck u for puting everyone who does any good down
Jennifer says – reply to this

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I couldn't turn it off! Thought I'd just watch a few seconds of it. I think it would be interesting to watch, though I think Michael should be more focused on putting his life together than being on TV.
Lisa says – reply to this

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That was touching. I am glad he is heading towards the right path. That makes me happy.
Kelly S says – reply to this

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WOW
I CANT BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS BUT THIS COULD BE KINDA GOOD.
no on the homeless guy skit, but if edited properly……BRING IT ON
Chl says – reply to this

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Is this a joke?
Stop banking on your daughter's fame and help her you idiot!
Mich itch says – reply to this

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This bloke is putrid. Is there is no depth to which he would not plummet? Look out for sex tape with hookers for God staring Mr Low hand.
Raechel says – reply to this

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hahah the part at the end where he stands there with the camera circling him with his arms toward the sky is DEF the best part of the whole thing. oh… that and "can you tell lindsay i love her?" haha GLAMS
Diana says – reply to this

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omg!!! lol at the ending!!!! ugh i feel like i need to take a shower..
emily says – reply to this

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oh my god. is he serious?

"no, don't sit on the bed"

best part of the whole thing
Kat says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no wonder linsay went nutz-o…jesus freak HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
cooter49 says – reply to this

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GOOD TIMES!!!!!
stephanie says – reply to this

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Is he kidding me? He uses Lindsey's name throughout the video!!! Name dropping his own daughter name so he can profit. He is trash. It is an embarrassment that he is a fellow LIer!!! Stay out of LI!!! Leave Lindsey alone!
amanda says – reply to this

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ughhh. i couldn't even finish it. he needs to stop trying to squeeze fame out of his daughter. she has enough to deal with without this attention-hungry dad.
silverdoe says – reply to this

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I hope someone sees this for the pure piece of television genius it is and gives it some air time! I was practically glued to my seat! The bit at the end where he is standing with his arms outstretched is magnificent haha.
Adelle says – reply to this

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Michael Lohan needs to go home and think about how fucking crazy he is!!
Shireen says – reply to this

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wow.
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my personal favorite (aside from the obvious hookers for jesus) is Micheal Lohan floating in the clouds..
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wow.
BADFATHER says – reply to this

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When will this man stop exploiting his daughter??? Her best bet would be to limit her time with both of her parents and help her siblings get away from them as well.
Ayesha says – reply to this

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I like how he has to introduce himself as michael lohan 'lindsay Lohans dad'
Dave says – reply to this

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This guy seems genuine… Git a grip Perez. Let it be…
Kaitlyn says – reply to this

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Scumbag.
chica says – reply to this

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i hope fox or e! picks up this show…if they do their job and make it just a tad more tasteless, it can be a hit!

"david, i don't want your money. my name's michael lohan…i'm lindsay lohan's father."
diegodawg says – reply to this

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is this for real?? it seemed like satire. the outstretched arms a la Scott Stapp was classic. "will he save his daughter?" ha, so cheesy!!!
Babe says – reply to this

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he does a lot of name dropping…."I'm Michael Lohan Lindsay Lohan's Father."
Shireen says – reply to this

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OMG OMG the TITLE!!! I missed it the first time.
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The Micheal Lohan Reality Project
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kimberly says – reply to this

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Umm…it's not that bad, Perezito. As a matter of fact, more power to him because he is actually getting his life together and HELPING OTHERS which is a foreign concept to some people. I don't know about a reality show but he appears to be doing some positive things.
mary says – reply to this

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These people give Long Islanders a bad name
irrational female says – reply to this

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Poor lindsay. Could you imagine if these were your parents?
Tim says – reply to this

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Okay. Why is it that people who claim that they have found Jesus and spread the "love" of Jesus are just money hungry, fame seeking whores who will defile the air with their constant stream of crap pouring out of their mouths. I have nothing against the real followers of Jesus, but these cockspanks who preach about love and understanding, who have neither, in their search for the almighty dollar should leave the rest of the world alone and stop leeching off a faith that should be very personal. This is why I hate religion. Okay rant over. Love you Perez, and Toby, eat cock!
MM says – reply to this

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Hilarious crap! Love it when the reformed hooker freaks out when Michael tries to sit on the bed–like it might push her into a relapse!
mm says – reply to this

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. . .and why is the clip set to Kashmir?! Someone needs to pick this crap up!
chris says – reply to this

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I watched the whole thing and i agree with everyone…..i couldnt stop watching it because its sooooooooo bad, the clouds, the hookers 4 jesus him mentioning linsay, taking about her mug shot, spinning in the rain, the hooker saying dont sit on the bed…all priceless

Both parents are fucked up…wonder she turned out the way she is
Disturbed says – reply to this

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Why is it that everyone on the outside edge of fame ( friends of celebs, family member, B-listers, etc) ALL assume that everyone would want to watch them in a reality show? Same thing with the blog craze - everyone in America has a blog and thinks their shit is SO important everyone will want to read it - WHY?
CHRIS says – reply to this

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loves this shiz!!!
sheena says – reply to this

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sounds like a snorfest, maybe godtube will pick it up
j says – reply to this

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Why does that hooker look like Dina

haaaaaaahhaha aaaaaaaaaaa
dani says – reply to this

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This is just too bad to be ignored. If he is seriously shopping this around, someone is going to pick it up. If they give Salt & Pepa their own show, they'll give this loony a show too. My bet is that E!, Bravo, or VH1 will snap this up.
wittkid says – reply to this

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he's full of sh*t
Bunny Meadows says – reply to this

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Shit….how MANY times did he say "Lindsay Lohan"???
Meg says – reply to this

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OMG- he's so full of shit. Does any body actually buy this "I found Jesus" crap? He has a troubled daughter and all that he can think about is himself and his fame. THis is why she's so messed up! Apart from that: BORING!
The ORIGINAL Brainiac says – reply to this

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***HYSTERICAL! I have a masters in counseling and worked as a counselor for several years before staying home to raise my youngest child. What a con man STILL! Both parents are fame whoring losers. Please take your dog and pony show family and get off the gossip radar. You also have con people clinging to you like dingleberries. Oh, praise Jesus, you are changed. Yeah, right! ********
tana says – reply to this

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The audacity of this guy is UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!
JJ says – reply to this

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OMG! That is so shiteous!
burrito says – reply to this

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Just another sick attempt to make money off his daughter. Both parents are the worst! They both need to make their own way in life and stop sucking the life out of their daughter!
LisaLoo says – reply to this

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How embarassing to be him.
suzy says – reply to this

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of course no network wants to pick up the show…hollywood hates christians
tana says – reply to this

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Re: Raechel – The audacity of this guy is UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!
grabber says – reply to this

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look at lindsay's face at the end when he is hugging her in the video… he totally copped a feel on her booby. she rolls her eyes…
LOHAN SHIT AGAIN says – reply to this

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Micheal Lohan IS AN ASSHOLE….
Lindsay Lohan will probably go off the wagon soon..
If she watches that video of her dad…. SHE SHOULD GO OFF THE WAGON
WHAT A FUCKED UP FAMILY…
they are all LOSERS
I'm sure that they'll all just fade into oblivion soon.
THAT MAN NEEDS HELP
The video SUCKS…. he's an idiot to even try and pitch that shit
HOW EMBARRASING..
FOR HIM, and LINDSAY
emily says – reply to this

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hahahaha i hope this is a show
Sill says – reply to this

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what a trainwreck! loves it.
WoWzers says – reply to this

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Good for him for trying to do something positive with his life
Armond says – reply to this

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He is SUCH a scumbag. He should run for office!

He's so full of shit his eyes are brown.

– "I work for god" No you douche lovin' bible thumper YOU WORK FOR CASH.

– "What would you say to lindsay" "That I love her" Umm Bull shit.

The fact that he is USING he's daughters tragic fame is SO low.
(Let us not forget the phone call he had with Perez not that long ago… two words… PUBLICITY STUNT!)

With all that being said… I still hate that red headed cuntnugget.

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Meghan says – reply to this

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I pray someone picks that show up!
Cyrano says – reply to this

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Fucking Father of the Year…bravo Michael- bravo…
TYTY says – reply to this

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I'd fuck him….or jerk off to him.
DOWN WITH LINDSEY says – reply to this

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PLEASE NO MORE MICHAEL LOHAN… IT HURTS T WATCH IT BURNS I TELL YOU!!!!!PLEASE NO MORE MICHAEL LOHAN… IT HURTS T WATCH IT BURNS I TELL YOU!!!!!PLEASE NO MORE MICHAEL LOHAN… IT HURTS T WATCH IT BURNS I TELL YOU!!!!!PLEASE NO MORE MICHAEL LOHAN… IT HURTS T WATCH IT BURNS I TELL YOU!!!!!PLEASE NO MORE MICHAEL LOHAN… IT HURTS T WATCH IT BURNS I TELL YOU!!!!!PLEASE NO MORE MICHAEL LOHAN… IT HURTS T WATCH IT BURNS I TELL YOU!!!!!PLEASE NO MORE MICHAEL LOHAN… IT HURTS T WATCH IT BURNS I TELL YOU!!!!!PLEASE NO MORE MICHAEL LOHAN… IT HURTS T WATCH IT BURNS I TELL YOU!!!!!PLEASE NO MORE MICHAEL LOHAN… IT HURTS T WATCH IT BURNS I TELL YOU!!!!!
THIS MADE MY NIGHT!!! says – reply to this

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F***ing priceless. What a media whore! My favorite part was when he superimposed himself over the clouds like he's god or something. And that hooker looked alot like Dina. I bet he had the hots for her.
AbsolutDirtbag says – reply to this

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I would watch it. I have no idea why, but I would.
mom says – reply to this

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SO STRANGE
Phil says – reply to this

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Him and Dina need to combine their shows. Now that would be a ratings winner.
REVOKE HER LICENSE says – reply to this

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Britney has been parking in handicapped spaces. Check out the pix at x17.
mw says – reply to this

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Boy…so proud to be from long island…between him and the amy fisher porno we are well represented
my name is mud says – reply to this

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did anyone else notice that at one point in there that Lindsay's mom is wearing Tom Brady's football jersey? That Tom sure does get around!
jbintokyo says – reply to this

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I like Michael Lohan. Based on this video, I would watch his reality show.
Carla says – reply to this

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Haha "Don't sit on the bed, please."

Weak whore.
Paris Hiltan says – reply to this

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What a fucking loser. Get a life without having to use your daughter's name. Go and get fucked by Jerry Fatwell and Patty Robertson you drunken dead beat father.
Andrea says – reply to this

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That is HILARIOUS! OMG, Michael Lohan and Kirk Cameron should get a show together. Two people that no one gives a shit about using their "Celebrity status" to "save" people and be a Christian…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anna says – reply to this

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oh shit, that made my fucking week!!! the clouds?? the beams of light?? the hookers for jesus??!! OMG that is so fucking funny!!! and is that led zepplin's kashmir playing in the background??? who? what? why? hahahahaha BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN OIN THE INTERNET.
deneil says – reply to this

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this guy is a total douche
you suck says – reply to this

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What an absolute douche bag….there is no other word that comes to mind.
furrymuff says – reply to this

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wow! that was powerful shit!
RDiva says – reply to this

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Can he save his daughter..(oh please!!!!) Love how they use the movie phone voice. Hahhaa No theatrics please. Who will save me from having to see another jerk cashing in on his kids name.
Kelly says – reply to this

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Does anyone know the name of the song played at the beginning of this trailer?? It's kickin' rad.
Beer Me says – reply to this

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Beeewwwwwww HAHAHAHAHAHA
aussie says – reply to this

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He says he wants to be there for his daughter- this is no way of doing it. Her problems are already in the public eye- this EXPLOITS HIS DAUGHTER FOR FINANCIAL GAIN. He needs to stop commenting on her life publicly and be there for his daughter PRIVATLY. A reality show is not what she needs to stay sober.
Haley says – reply to this

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the part about the hookers for jesus where she was like "DONT SIT ON THE BED…. please." and "it's too bad that michael couldn't be here" were so obviously staged and horribly acted that it was painful to watch.
Anonymous says – reply to this

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there is absolutely NOTHing worse than a Jesus-Freak-Holy-Roller… Oh wait, yeah there is. A BUNCH OF JESUS-FREAK-HOLY-ROLLERS! Do you really think that jesus, if there even is a jesus, do you really think that he has nothing better than to help you out with your pathetic life and your pathetic problems??

Viva Evolution/Darwin/Science!
lulu says – reply to this

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What the fuck?!
DarwinsBitch says – reply to this

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Re: grabber –
Oh my god, he totally did… around the one minute left mark… sick bastard.
There's a classic example of a 'good christian saved by jesus'