The Michael Lohan Show!
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Click here to watch the pitch tape that Michael Lohan has been showing networks in his attempts to get a reality show.
It's just as wonderfully bad as you would expect! So bad actually that no one is said to be interested in acquiring the show.
The majority of the show is about Michael trying to spread the word of Jesus. At one point he even dresses up as a homeless man and attempts to get money from strangers.
P.S. The cameo from Hookers for Jesus is what takes it to a whole other level!
So Bizarre!
Inneresting
that was THE most boring thing i've ever watched.
that man is sick.
I couldn't get through the first minute. Blech!!!! Please God, don't put this crap on TV!!!! Poor Lindsay, how embarrassing.
KELLY- that song is Led Zeppelin's Kashmir, a song about drugs!
That he is trying to do good is commendable, but the fact that he is doing t in such an exploitve, fame-whoring, naame-dropping (.e. Lindsay Lohan's father, we KNOW we KNOW!) is deplorable. He is a repulsive human being.
plus, everyone knows theres money in religion…
How does he fit so much crazy within 10 short minutes? Remarkable, really. Is that Emmy I smell?
I'd like to bend him over and make him say OH GOD OH GOD.
GIVE THE MAN A SHOW!
Urgh. That man is revolting. Blue skies in the background as he pretends to be upset about his daughter in order to get a TV show. He can shove his Christian bullshit up his ass.
Re: MM –
I couldn't have said it better myself. This was really some hilarious crap. This guy is really nuts.
Thanks God no one's interested ’cause I'm not either! Those skanky Lohans need to just go the fuck away and get re-hab and some shrinks and shit. I'm so tired of them and of pretty much every other white trash family. Get this crap off of my TV!! PLEASE!!! No more "realilty" TV!!!!
Re: anna –
That just might have been the best video i've ever seen on the internet too. That was pure gold. This guy is really crazy. Crazier than R. Kelly.
"oh my god, and i thought MY mugshot was bad!" LOL
that is my quote of the day, thanks michael
That was practically glamourous. I love the Hookers for Jesus, I love him standing with the cartoon clouds and I love the arms outstretched in the rain at the end. If this were any more cheesy, I'd be constipated. Michael Lohan has a ton of fucking balls to even conceive this idea. For it to be about Born-Again Christians, though? WOW! Who needs Britney Spears? This guy has the whole crazy thing worked down to a science. Can Britney do a show now where she teaches Jesus Baton Twirling?
Are you fucking serious? This guy is such a dirtbag.
He's completely shameless! Lindsay must be mortified.
hilarious!! JESUS RAVES!!!
ummmmm i would totally watch that, i am crying i am laughing so hard… awesome
Yeah, super idea… But most likely the reason no network is going to pick it up is because it would reflect on Lindsay's reputation. Not the image she is going for, I imagine.
Did anyone (lindsey) notice how often he said lindsey. "My daughter lindsey", "As father to lindsey". Someone, perhaps lindsey, really needs to count and see how many times lindsey was said. Oh and for the record I only remember hearing the other kids names once….. and not from his mouth.
*Lindsey*
are you kidding meeee and not only that he shows pictures of his daugther all fucked up that is not nice at all
This is not even real!!
That is not even how they say their last name.
It's low-an, not low-han.
Yikes!
THIS PIG IS TRYING TO CASH IN ON HIS DAUGHTERS FAME JUST LIKE HER SHITASS MOM DINA WHAT A SHAME
i think he's genuine about this whole thing and not crazy. being vocal about your beliefs and not feeling embarrassed (which he obviously isn't) about it is not a bad thing, especially if it's about God, ESPECIALLY in today's society. the guy's made some mistakes and maybe he does talk too much to the media, but i like him better now than that enabling dina lohan. i like lindsay. and i have since the parent trap. but she had practically hit rock bottom; maybe it didn't seem as bad as britney's current and perpetual meltdown but it damn might as well have been. she seems better now and according to perez has not been out partying since she came back to LA–something i think suggests her dad is partly to thank for.
oh, and i barely watched the video… those beams of light and clouds shit most likely wasn't even made by him.
THAT WAS A SOLID BLOCK O' VELVEETA !!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus fucking christ… Anyone familiar with the term "Sacrilege" ? All this is is a futile attempt for another talentless Lohan to sponge off the fame of Lindsay. I truly do feel sorry for Lindsay… she needs supportive parents, and all she has are these trainwrecks whom can't or refuse to get real jobs because they see the golden ticket of exploiting their own daughter's fame. Sad.
He has obviously turned his life around. He may still have some of the old Mr. Lohan in him, but at least now he is attempting to teach the word of God. Something a lot more important than Perez feeds the world…
Sick. He's sold is soul to the Devil when he tried to make money off this crap. I hope they both rot.
Re: emily – hahha freals why didnt they edit that out???
he's hot
I have never commented on this site before, but that was so bad i simply had to say this:
Perez, you have good sources, get some footage of Mikey Lohan telling a homeless person to "fuck off", that would be brilliant!
(p.s 'Hookers for Jesus'… im getting that printed on a t-shirt that was gold!
Oh my good Looooorrrrrrrddddd! What is this man doing?!
This can't be for real can it? It has to be a spoof!!
I think those of you who are putting him down are absolutely despicable. I truly think he wants to change his life and he has done a lot to better himself in the past months. YAY lets kick somebody when they are down…. NOT! Who the hell are you to judge somebody who wants to be closer to jesus christ??
In a word…..Loser!
I feel sorry for Michael
Lindsay´s mom is worst
Now that’s hard to watch…i feel sorry for him
Lindsay´s mom is worst.. she´s only a problem for linday, and not a good mom
Re: dd – Now that’s hard to watch…i feel sorry for him
Lindsay´s mom is worst.. she´s only a problem for linday, and not a good mom
Part of me hopes he really has changed, for the sake of his family…. his daughter needs some serious help.
The other part of me is thinking it's his way of trying to become the celebrity he has always wanted to be…
I'm sure someone will give him his show, almost anyone can get a reality show these days
Well he's obviously done something right because him and LiLo have reunited.
Re: Tim – Matthew 7:2-5 declares, "For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, Let me take the speck out of your eye when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye."
I can't believe how obvious it is that these morons called Lilo's parents are actually using her to make money. GOD!!!! I HATE WHEN PARENTS USE THEIR KIDS FOR PROFIT BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO LAZY TO GET UP AND MAKE THEIR OWN MONEY.
WATCH IT PEREZ…HE GOTS JESUS ON HIS SIDE…DON'T MESS WITH JESUS…!
ON THAT NOTE…I REALLY DID LIKE IT. I THINK HE'S DOING SOMETHING POSITIVE, HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD GUY…IF I HADN'T SEEN THIS I MIGHT NOT HAVE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART ABOUT HIM…I JUST THOUHGT HE WAS SOME LOW LIFE FATHER WHO USED HIS DAUGHTER…IF HE CAN USE HIS NAME TO CHANGE PEOPLES LIVES ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HE'S GONE THROUGH THAN MORE POWER TO HIM…HE'S A DAD REACHING OUT …I DID LIKE THIS ! BUT PEREZ I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D MAKE THAT COMMENT OF IT BEING BAD…WHEN HE'S DOING SOMEHTING GOOD. BUT ATLEAST SEEING THIS HAS PROBABLY MADE PEOPLE SEE HIM IN A BETTER LIFE…SO JESUS MUST HAVE WORKED THROUGH YOU..! GO PEREZ YOUR TOUCHED BY GOD TOO!
How perfectly cheesey!!! Jesus bring the cheeeeeese!!!
That's hilarious and downright scary at the same time. Good that I stopped watching tv a long time ago.
"… including my daughter Lindsay, if you know her."
If you know her…. Priceless.
I watched it twice. "Can he save his daughter? Can he save himself?" (Huge clap of thunder) "The Michael Lohan Reality Project." Now we have to hope it gets picked up so we can stay tuned to see what crazy stuff will happen if he doesn't save his daughter or himself. This is very tacky, kinda like a B horror movie! In a future episode, I fully expect a bolt of lightning to come from the sky and strike him while he has his arms outstretched. Maybe it will cause him to develop supernatural powers.
Waaa?
This is why I cut poor Lindsay some slack. Her parents are a nightmare. Can't her Dad just get a job and move on with his life????? BOTH parents are self-obsessed idiots. Lindsay be strong and try to rise above these toxic narcissists.
I could make a reality show pitch this cheap, so why not give me a show? It's pretty sad, imagine if your dad did this shizz? HOLY COW… poor Linds, she has a monkey on her back and the most embarrassing parents on the continent. Now that she's got that ugly ass boyfriend, it's a trifecta! YOU GO GIRL…. oh, but this is about Michael, so YOU GO BOY…. and I hope Bravo picks it up so we can laugh a bit like we did at Whitney… now THERES a mess that cleaned up after she saw her busted self on tv, right?
Someone should remind ol' Michael that he beat the crap out of his once former fiance at a hotel in Columbus Ohio in the late eighties and broke her facial bones. Nice guy! The police report exists. He was a major coke-head
CREEPY!!!
Now I can get a sense of why their daughter has some issues. Yes, we all have them but still. The mom has a reality show now the dad is trying. It is too much. They are all attention starved. He is trying too hard using his daughter's name. Please spare me the drama. I will not be watching this one at all.
It is "crazy" because many of us have people in our families that keep the drama going…
Seriously you cant blame lindsey for being an addict, her parents are complete freaks! I wont be watching his show, Ive seen enough.
absolutely the worst, most uninteresting thing ever. i can't believe i just listened to that whole clip. I'm going to slap myself in the face now.
Don't flatter yourself, you stupid prick! Who the fuck wants to see your ugly ass on a reality show? You are just as useless and worthless as your daughter Lindsay and your ex-wife. I wish all of you would drop dead right now this very minute!
"Dear heavenly father, it's me Micheal Lohan, Lindsey Lohans father. I just want to say thanks for all the great things you've given to me. And my Daughter Lindsey Lohan featured in such films as Mean girls and freaky friday. ……." he sucks my balls. How many times does he need to remind us who the fuck he is?
Total crap from the King of the Bullshit. An insult to our collective intelligence.
The actress Alicia Arden in the lohan video is very pretty..
Re: Jewels30624 – Hey Jewels, maybe you'd like my cock in your eye?
That's some sad shit.
Re: Danielle – go to www.hookersforjesus.net and buy a t-shirt.
i love it!
Re: Tim –
LOL that's fucking hilarious!
STUPID FUCKING CHRISTIANS! GOD BLESS ATHEISM!
OMG! the music and the blue screen with the clouds is just the best part of it! this guy should really get a life and stop trying making money out of her daughter… lol… what's up with the "don't sit in the bed"
WTF
sad sad sad
Notice how he playing on the fact that he is L-Los dad. He is retarded. Lets really put him to the test, and offer all of the money that he would make off of this reality show and donate it to the church. I bet he would change his tune then! I feel sorry for L-Lo, she has terrible parents, Brit-Brit is better of ya'll!!!
i hope it works out… it would be a great way to spread Gods word! and you know people are going to watch it!
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Lol @ random Garageband sounds.
may he be out of lindsay life i hope eh dies she she will be hapyp and get rid of him hes trying to get fame and cash broke ass he such a loser druggyyyy
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. First, the soundtrack is fucking awesome.
Definitely my favorite part is when he's a hobo and is like "I don't want your money, I'm Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's dad".
What a famewhore.
fuck u perez ur fucking gay who doesnt accept any things good or relatd to religions maybe i will criticize evrything and for u becoz u like dicks u think evryone his gay ur just ugly fat bag of potatoes ur mathafucka u need some big knob in ur whole fucking asswhole
Anyone can turn their life around. I believe all things are possible through the grace and forgiveness of God. Everyone has made mistakes. Some worse than others. The "hookers for jesus" have turned their life around. that's great! let's try and start giving people the benefit of the doubt instead of mocking them for a possitive life change. each of us can choose a better life if we want it. honestly, the one's who've been drug addicts, alcoholics, and 'trainwrecks' and have come through it, are better for it b/c they usually don't judge as much as the one's who've never experienced that.
i hate this guy. what a twat. why do you guys put first and nothing else? who cares if you're first?
barf…where's yer dignity?
OMG!! the ho in the video has a website! its' for reallzzz!!! pimpin herself out at www.hookersforjesus.net. how lame can you get!!! michael's the pimp and she's the ho!!! how sick i bet she makes god proud! seriously!
Re: holy holly – i fucking totally agree! major barf out!
Holy crap! That hookers for Jesus thing was FANTASTIC! Micheal is a douche tho.
i would watch it
I'm michael lohan…lindsay lohan's father
He's totally banging that hooker4jesus wench - you can tell by the way they look at each other
OMFG. MICHEAL LOHAN IS AN IDIOT AND A FUCKING JERK. I see where lindsay gets her attention hungry personality from. Everything he's saying in this video is fucking FAKE. I don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. I applaud Lindsey for never talking to him. Have you guys herd of the song 'Daughter to Father'? listen to the lyrics and you'll see how he really is.