How Do We Say This Delicately????

Lily Allen has just been named the new face of Agent Provocateur.
No joke.
Sell out. Sell out. Sell out. Sell out!
You know, we were all cool when she decided to come out with her own (unique) fashion line in the U.K., but this is a bit much.
Wasn't it just a few months ago that Lily was crying on her blog about being a fat pig? Didn't she say she was happy with herself how she was????
And now that she's lost a little bit of weight she's going to star in a lingerie campaign??? What kind of message is she sending to young girls???
The British singer shot the upcoming spring/summer 2008 Agent Provocateur campaign in London this past weekend.
According to the Mirror, Agent Provocateur owners Serena Rees and Joe Corre were after a younger, fresher image. "They feel her natural, voluptuous curves will appeal to a lot of women," commented an insider. "She is in amazing shape - down from a size 14 to a size 8 - and the pictures of her are sensational."
Lily's dropped almost HALF her weight????
Doesn't look like that to us!
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I don't get it, I really didn't know who this chick was until recently.
I've never heard her music, so I can't comment on that.
But I looked up other pictures of her, some on rollingstone and she just… doesn't look fat in ANY of them?? Sure, she's not a twig, but fat? I dunno, am I just not seeing it? She's not drop dead gorgeous but shes kinda cute at least.
Go Lily!!
Man, talk about the fag calling the dildo black! Look in the mirror, Perez! You are a SELLOUT as well! Man, your balls are big. Crawl back under the bridge you came from, troll!
Who the fuck are you to call anyone a sellout, you fat hump 'a shit?
Ha hahahaha! My post got deleted because I called Perez out on how much of a sellout he is! Suck it, troll!
you are just jelous because no one in their sanity would ever call you for an underwear campaing.
so, as Lily is a bit thinnier, and YOU ARE NOT, you are envious.
who do you think you are to call anyone a sell out???????
haven't you sold your pathetic soul to VH1 so you can have a lousy tv show????
DIE ALREADY PEREZ
She should be at 120, no less.
this is JUST AWESOME I CALLED PEREZ A SELLOUT AND MY POST GOT DELETED!!! YOU ARE SO MATURE PEREZ
SELLOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
im pretty sure i read an interview last week that said lily dropped ONE dress size, which would make her a size 12. theres no way shes an 8 here. a UK 8 is like a US 4. maybe you think that she was a UK 14 and now is a US 8..
90% of the Brits I encounter are horribly overweight, even very young girls.
Not that they give a damn, they still walk around half naked in our supermarkets, with fat and boob bulging from everywhere possible.
so lilly dropping some weight is not the most horrible thing in the world and actually a good message for most beer drowning, fish 'n chips UK young fatties
Yeah….she looks like about a size 14 in this photo.
I don't believe she's an 8.
EEEWWW FAT LEGS
what an odd choice of spokesmodel for that brand!
How could she drop half her weight?? Did you mean half her clothing size? If she was say, 140 lbs. before, is she now 70 lbs.? We don't think so.
Oh my God! She got elephant legs. If she loses all the weight, her proportion will look really weird, thin body and fat legs.
Fuck off Perez!!
Mayebe you could try losing a few dress sizes!!!!!!
It's only 30 lbs, P. Aren't you a gay man? Shouldn't you already *know* these things?
I never thought I would say this, but, I agree with Perez 100% on this. She is a sell-out. I don't know why, but I was really surprised to see her do this. I thought she was different. She's a fake brat of some famous guy in the UK. Lily, if you're reading this, please, think about what you're doing! There are young girls as young as 10 years old (my daughter included) who look up to you and think you're just so cool. What kind of message are you sending to them now?
perez, you dubmass, going from a 14 to an 8 does not equal almost half your body weight. jeez. i was a 14 at 194 lbs and went down to a size 8 when i hit 145 lbs. in order to be a size 0 i would probably have to be about 100-105 lbs for my height of 5'8".
Re: Dr. Feel Good –
You are an idiot.
Man, you only hates her because she's your friend's nemesis seriously. She's more original, fresher, and at least, she seem to have some kind of control over her, not like some trainwreck we know *cough* wino *cough*
Lily Allen is an ugly fat pig. She always talks shit about everyone else… how dare she exposing that chubby body of hers? Is AP going down? I mean replacing Dita for ugly betty… come on!!!
That's an old pic, but Lily looks great now and is still a normal size, not *too* skinny. I think it's great they are featuring a REAL girl in their ads. You're a disgusting pig, Perez. Lighten up.
oh yeah, because you are SO skinny, right
lov u brit
OK, maybe not 100% since Perez tends to get his facts wrong.
dumbass! slimming down from 14 to 8 isn't dropping HALF YOUR WEIGHT! that's not how sizes work, but I guess if all you ever wear is XXL you wouldn't know.
Re: Yeah right Perez –
It's not old, it was taken like a week ago.
I can not wait to see her in some sexy lingere.
dumb cunt has lost all of her appeal. that was her shtick curvy girl next door. now shes just some dumb model bitch.
she shouldnt have said she was happy with herself the way she was. now she looks like a complete jerk.
i just went down from a size 14 to a size 8 but i never claimed i was ok with myself.. ew i totally hate her now.
Ummm…sizes don't represent actual weight. ie size 8 does not equal half as much as size 14. lolllzzzzzzzz
The truth, your page is ugliest that a monster!, it is a shit!, since you are going to cover him putting him sew Lily?, are you stupid?, you and your page can go to the shit ! i hope that you goes realy bad with this, go to selling garlic to the corner!
FUCKER!!
SUCK IT!!
AM I OF ARGENTINE AND THAT?, I PUT WHAT I KNOW ME TAKE A FANCY!
BYE , FUCKER!!!
LILY IS AMAZING, CONGRATULATIONS GIRL!!
I've never known a gay guy who was so ignorant about this topic. Of course going from a 14 to an 8 wasn't dropping half her weight. I used to be a 14 and am now a 4, and I only lost 40 pounds.
Sos un hijo de puta chupala bien!, anda a lavarte el orto puto!, te la comes cruda!, sos un vendido de mierda!, sos un loco, no hables mas de lily!…sos un hijo de puta la re concha de tu madre!!, soy de Argentina!, y?, te puteo igual!, comprate una vida hijo de puta!
Friend of Lily!
The best is Lily!, anda a chuparle las bolas a tu papa!, la re puta madre que te pario!!!!
I hope this is a lie. if u are gonna choose someone make sure that person is hot.
Bitch, PLEASE!!! You'd take any endorsement offer you got cuz you're a fame-piggy. Too bad you're too unattractive for anyone to want your fat ugly mug attached to any company or product. ♠♠♠♠♠
a uk size 8 is the same as a us size 4…typically the smallest size in stores in the uk is a 6.
OH YEA PEREZ..NOT EVERY ONE CAN STAY 350 LBS LIKE U..SOME OF US WANNA LOOK FUCKABLE
I really luv you sometimes Perez. I just wish you wouldn't put people down for their weight. It doesn't seem really right being that you are usually bigger then the individual your critizing. Alot BIGGER. Stop preaching against supper skinny people one moment, and then attacking girls who are not a size zero the next. Not only that, but didn't Paris Hilton start her own sucky perfume and trashy clothing line? Funny, you not calling her a sellout. Maybe that's because you are.
Ummmm i can fit into a size 8 and a size 14 depending on the brand!
one minute shes 'happy with curves' the next shes 'fat' and size 8 is 3 dress sizes less, duh, perez:
uk 4 = us 0
uk 10 = us 6
et cetera this is given in uk sizes, making lily about a us 5
Re: RYAN – Ryan, guys don't wear dresses pal.
at least they SHOULDN'T
SELLOUT!
FIRST OF ALL SHE WAS NEVER A 14 AND PEREZ, I'VE NEVER COMPLETELY HATED YOU, BUT YOUR THE BIGGEST FUCKING SELLOUT OF THEM ALL, YOU WOULD DEPORT YOUR OWN MOTHER FOR THE PUBLICITY, FUCK YOU!
shut up Perez you fatty. Good on her for loosing weight. Be honest - you'd love to drop a liitle weight. It's not like she's anorexic - she just got over some of the emotional problems that made her eat too much.
What can you expect from this fat cunt?! Nothing. This bitch just loves to be the center of attention even though she wont admit it. She calls out Victoria Beckham and Cheryl Cole but this bitch is worse than them. This smelly cunt will do anything to get some publicity. Her music is shit. She looks like shit. Her personality is shit. She is shit. Bitch needs to stop with all of the shit.
There is no way Lily Allen is a uk size 8. I saw her at the frieze art fair a couple of weeks ago (was standing right next to her) and she had a fat ass. She is quite small in height about 5' 4" max and is very "curvy". She was wearing unflattering jeans with pockets which made her ass look huge. Ok, maybe they were just "bad jeans" but SHE WAS NOT A SIZE 8!!! She is a size 12 at the smallest. I am taller than her, look much thinner and I wear a size 12-14. Celebrity dress sizes as reported in magazines are bs… I mean, do you really think Kelly Osbourne is a UK size 10?! US size 12 maybe!!
I'm not really a fan of hers, but she does look good. Still curvy, healthy and not like an anorexic. I think that lingerie line is great about selling all different sizes and using models that don't look like fake playboy bunnys. I say good move on her part. At least she does something for the money! This site isn't snarky, funny, or witty. it's just cruel and lame.
Perez once again your fucking wrong. Anyways what is wrong with losing weight and feeling comfortable in your skin. You should try it. Then your comments would be less salty.
by your logic anyone who wears a size 0 weighs nothing…good thinking
i srsly dont think they make anything that would fit her!
not kidding. haha
boof woof!
I though it was Kelly Ozborne.
Oh, Perez - why do you suddenly hate Lily Allen? Did she stop returning your calls or something? There's nothing wrong with losing a bit of weight & she looks great. Good for her.
Re: Jessie – Plenty of ppl do you stupid whore.
And perez you stupid fat C@nt, it doesn't mean she lost more than half her weight and it doesn't make her a well out.
You are just jealous because you couldn't lose that weight if you tried.
Re: Lexy – I sense jealousy, so sad, lily rocks
her legs look like table legs, and her style is beyond bad. she's really annoying and totally NOT sexy.
shes a sturdy little lady,isn't she!
they should have kept Kylie.
she's the brand personified
it sends agood messsage like lose some fckin weight u fat piggies…. no one respects a fat girl period.
This has to be a joke. this is so freaking stupid.
Perez, you're a fucking idiot. A woman dropping from a 14 to a 8 doesn't mean she's lost half her weight. Speaking of treadmills, honey….
Perez you are a fat pig. Lilly, she's cute and who cares what she weighs..if she did say she loved her fatness, well, we all know thats a lie. I can remember Christina Ricci doing the SAME thing years ago. Once they figure out the benefits of being at a healthier weight, they no longer love the fatness. Oh, but obviously, you STILL do Perez.
I can't believe her. That was really one of the reasons I really liked her. She was just naturally curvy not anorexic like all the other stars. Now I really don't have much reason to like her.
For someone who was so into being her own person she has certainly pulled a 180. I am so sick of seeing her face; especially on designer brands. It's amazing what some FREE high end shit will do for a person's psyche.
POSER!
If she is selling out… so is Dita then. Because to you, having more than one promotion deals spells s-e-l-l-o-u-t. STFU
Re: skg – I totally agree with you one minute shes happy about being fuller and the next shes calling herself a fatass!
Re: ummmm –
Dont get mad at me..Thats what girls should weigh… 100-125 pounds, and you girls would look alot prettier and be healthier.
she has terrible legs!
no matter how much weight shes lost though she's nowhere near a size 8! esp.not in that picture!
She talked all that shit about Lindsey and Paris..etc now look at her. what a mess.
what the fuck are you complaining about? that she lost wait or that it doesn't look like she lost weight? make up your mind. lily allen is a great role model with a natural and un-anorectic body - who would be better to do a lingerie campaign? your post makes no sense - certainly not the sell-out part, mr. vh1/mtv.
your really, really uneducated Perez.
A size, in the US scale, equals 8 pounds. If I were to go from a size 6, to a size 4, I would need to lose around 8 pounds.
If Lily went from a size 14 to a size 8, she lost 24 pounds.
14-12=8. 12-10=8. 10-8=8. 24. not half her weight, you idiot.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! ITS THE FREAKING SHADOW. NOTICE THERE ISN'T A SHADOW ANYWHERE BUT BEHIND HER. AND SHES WEARING BLACK TIGHTS! PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER! GEEZE! BUNCH O SHALLOWS. THERES ALWAYS A LIGHT FACING A CELEB ON THE RED CARPET! DUH! FOR SOME PEOPLE IT WORKS, FOR SOME IT DOESN'T!
that's not how girl sizes work, perez!
Translation: Agent Provocateur has not paid Perez's asking price for good publicity.
Jesus, Perez! For such a big drag queen you really think you'd know more about how dress sizes work. Even a non-drag queen would really that a woman doesn't double here size by going from a size 2 to a size 4, and so on. Shame on you. This is like not knowing that eggs come from cows.
you idiot. dress sizes are about 5 lbs apart for the average woman.
if you're so horrified by selling out maybe you could tune down your own shill; your site gives people seizures.
Kelly Osbourne is looking swell these days.
Re: Dr. Feel Good – Do the women in your life a favor and go fuck yourself.
jealous much?
Look at those legs, I just lost my appetite for sex eeeewww
That weight loss is about 30 lbs.
I think this sounds like a great personal triumph for Allen. If one wishes to lose a little weight for health reasons, like she did, then all the power to them. She's still at a healthy weight, and happier because of it.
We should cheer her on and look forward to the campaign, not bomb her with criticism.
Re: Jackie_LDN –
I agree. No way in HELL is she anywhere near a size 8.
She is probably not even a 10.
I would say she is likely a UK size 12 at the VERY least. Probably 12-14 or most likely… a full 14.
……Put it this way, even skinny people are not size 8. You are very noticably skinny when you're a size 8 UK.
No one in their right mind would call that (above) skinny.
Good job they have photoshop cos they're gonna need it…
…LOL size 8's don't have curves sorry ….
anyway the reason so many people are pissed is that because when Lily Allen was chunky she was all "you don't need to be skinny, that is unatural, i am a real woman and i'm not ashamed that I don't fit the norm" ….saying stuff like that.
Then she started crying about feeling fat and not fitting in, in hollywood or wherever. THEN she started losing weight, although she only looks to have lost 15lbs max (or lost and gained) cos she's still chunky, just not as chunky.
So yeah, she's a hypocrite and obviously lying about how much she's lost…
Re: Kristin –
YOU'RE uneducated.
Learn which "your" to use!!
You can be a different size on the top than on the bottom, especially if you have a large chest, and it depends if it's fat or muscle weight.
It also depends on what item of clothing (fitted jacket, loose dress, underwear etc) and what material it's made of…
We don't know what weight she was or is now.
Celebs LIE.
So nobody knows what they're talking about..
lol I agree with #3
XD
Re: Fan of Lily!,,, – you are fuckin hilarious. i just laughed so hard, people can't do that very much with me.
wow umm THATS NOT HOW WOMEN'S SIZE WORK!! that is not almost half of her weight, a few inches, maybe 30lbs?
Uk and US dress sizes are different:
UK 14 = US 10
UK 8 = US 4
You fat Americans changed the sizes to make your fat arses feel better about yourselves.
shut up perez. you're the sell out, so stop being such a hypocrite
Good for her for losing weight.
FAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT. FAT WOMEN ARE PIECES OF SHIT.
U freakin idiot!! A dress size does not equal a certain amount of weight!
FUCK YOU, PEREZ.
Lily Allen is a fat cow that has NO business being the face (body) of a sexy lingerie label! YUCK!!!
WHY THE FUCK did they choose her?! jesus, out of all their fans such as Christina Aguilera, Carmen Electra…they choose that fat bitch who cant sing?
well i hope to god she looses MORE weight…I think Id rather see Micheal Jackson naked, ta.
i know from an insider that they are not using the shots.
she looks so fat & out of shape that no airbrushing can help!!!! imagine her in serpenders and stockings & a thong!!!!!! grosss……… talk bout megga revolting. thats as far away from sexy can get. you all just wait for this to come out in the press in the next few months.
she has beeb sacked off the campaign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant wait for the backlash that she comes up with.
i know from an insider that they are not using the shots.
she looks so fat & out of shape that no airbrushing can help!!!! imagine her in serpenders and stockings & a thong!!!!!! grosss……… talk bout megga revolting. thats as far away from sexy can get. you all just wait for this to come out in the press in the next few months.
she has beeb sacked off the campaign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant wait for the backlash that she comes up with.