Lindsay's Boyfriend Speaks

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

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Some mischievous little creature on the Internets has been pretending to be Riley Giles on MySpace.

La Lohan's boyfriend is speaking to In Touch Weekly to "set the record straight." And cuz he loves the attention! And maybe he got paid too!

"I don't even have Myspace," Riley tells the mag. "Someone is obviously pretending they are me. I definitely didn't say any of those things because I don't even have a Myspace account, what a joke!"

Bummer. It was kind of fun to think Lindsay's boyfriend was talking trash about Dina.

It's so easy!

    Posted: Nov 6, 2007 at 7:09 pm / Email this  »

    72 comments to “Lindsay's Boyfriend Speaks”

    1. nicole says – reply to this


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      douche

    2. nicole says – reply to this


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      sweet i was first!

    3. elr says – reply to this


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      first

    4. austin says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    5. vcdylan says – reply to this


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      BIG LOSER

    6. me says – reply to this


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      first from france

    7. charming says – reply to this


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      ewwww

    8. valerie says – reply to this


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      eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

    9. C says – reply to this


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      1

    10. Ramen says – reply to this


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      Noodle Dick!

    11. Meredith says – reply to this


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      What white trash anyway! Why does that require a statement?

    12. Joanna says – reply to this


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      this is the worst mug shot i've ever seen.
      this kid's a winner!

    13. francisco says – reply to this


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      hey bitches

    14. LOL says – reply to this


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      FREAK! :) :)

    15. kk says – reply to this


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      ?

    16. queenofriffraff says – reply to this


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      eeww he uuuugly!

    17. k says – reply to this


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      who the fuck cares?

    18. CARRRRRRRRRRRRIEEEEEEEEE says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    19. CLAUDIA says – reply to this


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      YEAH ANOTHER WHITE TRASH DOING SOMETING STUPID

    20. Hey!!! Kool-Aid says – reply to this


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      He looks like a Tarantula. Eyes close together and back and beady. Go back where you came from broke bastard.

    21. amber says – reply to this


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      first!?!!

    22. mewling says – reply to this


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      he looks a little like the late Jeff Buckley

    23. lizzy says – reply to this


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      OMG, get rid of the fugly loser. Linsz can do soooo much better!

    24. 1st fuckers says – reply to this


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      He looks high

    25. Perez Bitch says – reply to this


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      SEPARATED AT BIRTH:

      RILEY GILES & THE GEICO CAVEMAN

    26. sue says – reply to this


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      crazy eyes

    27. katie says – reply to this


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      lies.

    28. chocolate monkey says – reply to this


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      WOW!! CAN YOU LIKESAY ….GROSS.. LIKE MAJOR….GROSS DORK… HE LOOKS SOOOOOO FUCKED UP THAT I THINK THAT PLASTIC SURGERY SHOULD BE DONE TO HIM FOR FREE SO HE CAN HAVE AT LEAST A NEW DECENT LOOKING FACE….

    29. mimilicious;) says – reply to this


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      OMG………….WTF..IS FIRST…..who's FIRST???………….perez…HELP…WTF……..

    30. Pinche Cagon says – reply to this


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      you people need to go and take a shower. get cleaned up. cause you're all wallowing around in shit and piss. my shit and piss, to be exact. cause I'm first! Fiiiiiiirst! you people live in shit and piss. I am first. Charlese Theron makes me cookies and breast feeds me. Because I'm First!!!! First!

    31. Pinche Cagon says – reply to this


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      Re: mimilicious;) – You worthless whore. I am first! Thats what first is; first is me. Now go and get high on the sewer gasses. You worthless turd. You are last. You go and get me a drink. You bitches! You worthless bitches! I'm first!!! First!!!!

    32. Reggie says – reply to this


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      What's with the hairdoo. Is it a cover-up baldness trick, ala-donald trump for faux hipsters?

    33. bobdman says – reply to this


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      I find it hard to care about what LL's transitional boyfriend has to say about anything. He is a nobody and will return to the circus of the great unwashed when Linsay has finished her transition from Rehab. PS. This rehab won't take. One of the tenets of recovery is to not have a relationship for a year after you get sober. A great recovery expert, Gene Duffy, (now deceased so his anonymity is safe) used to call them nuthouse romances. If this clown cared about her, he would have told her to come back in a year. But of course, he's a "celebrity" now.

    34. nick says – reply to this


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      Usually I would never say anything like this about a celebrity, or in this case a supposed temporary celebrity, but I am better looking than this douche. FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Stop writing about him, just extract his ugly ass from the LiLo stories PLEASE!

    35. dirty anal says – reply to this


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      Lyndsey Lohan gives a mean rusty trombone. I mean she gave me a great one last night. While she was jacking me off, she had her tongue so far up my asshole that I could feel that little thing that hangs down in the back of her throat tickling the outside of my pooper. Dudes, start picking up redheads since they're pretty they'll do disgusting things. Good times!

    36. pK says – reply to this


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      There is something wrong with him. Look at his eyes. He looks like he took way too much acid.

    37. pK says – reply to this


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      Re: Pinche Cagon – O-Kay?????

    38. betty boop says – reply to this


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      She could do so much better, he's a cross eyed, broken nose throwback from the early '80s. GROSS!!!!

    39. sober-less-than-a-year and dating says – reply to this


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      Re: bobdman – you are full of shit!!!

    40. thats right baby says – reply to this


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      Re: Pinche Cagon – that's right, you are first… no, you are! disregard the character after the #
      PINCHE YOU ARE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!

    41. mka14 says – reply to this


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      XDD Dir en Grey Shirt… *dyes*

    42. bobdman says – reply to this


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      Re: sober-less-than-a-year and dating – Talk to me in a year. Or after your next recovery. I'd bet a paycheck.

    43. Who cares? says – reply to this


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      He's fucking ugly!

    44. jean says – reply to this


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      he looks like a serial killer!!! creepy

    45. webms says – reply to this


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      My dog's name is Riley… I may have to change it now.

    46. nicole nicole nicole says – reply to this


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      didn't this ass whip a few weeks back get caught talking with his ex, an sold it to some mag. loser

    47. STOP IT says – reply to this


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      STOP PUTTING EVERYBODYS MUG SHOTS UP PEREZ.

    48. pbsteens says – reply to this


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      oh, yeah. that's EXACTLY who you want to open your pimple-ridden sloppy, wet and drippy twat for. Yeah.

    49. Angela says – reply to this


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      Does anyone else think he looks like a muppet?

    50. off the property says – reply to this


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      riley cool

    51. WHAT? says – reply to this


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      Does being loaded make you blind? Shit, this dude is fug…
      Buy some glasses Lindsey..

    52. boss-hog says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ??!!!!
      IS HE RETARDED ?

      HE LOOKS REALLY, REALLY STUPID.

    53. janie says – reply to this


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      he looks like charles manson.

    54. getalifeperez says – reply to this


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      of course you and your top notch journalism would believe such a thing….and quit making girls feel fat. mirror much?

    55. Julie says – reply to this


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      I ThInK hes SeXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyy…..

    56. P.U. says – reply to this


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      he looks like he smells like bad breath, hair grease and farts.

    57. blahblah says – reply to this


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      How tall is this guy based on the mugshot?

    58. hoodie-whore says – reply to this


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      get out much julie ?

      the slob looks like corey feldman with a lazy eye

    59. ... says – reply to this


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      mmm dir en grey

    60. megan says – reply to this


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      what a nobody

    61. robot-4-u says – reply to this


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      his nose actually looks like a BIG DICK
      and his close-together eyes look like the BALLS

      an real dickface

    62. *^* says – reply to this


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      Dir en grey t-shirt…

    63. Ew says – reply to this


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      Holy crap that's an unattractive man. Good heavens.

    64. lucienne says – reply to this


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      he looks like Axel Steel from Guitar Heroes!

    65. I wanna marry lindsay says – reply to this


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      I cannot believe that Lindsay chose this guy. I mean she is way toooooooooooooo good for him. She is so beautiful and doesn't deserve to be used:( I think that he is using her for celeb status. Blast from the past Kevin Federline!

    66. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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      RILEY GILES - INTRODUCING THE SIX FOOT WALKING COCK. JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE. HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN COCK IF YOU ASK ME. WORD IS HE LIKES IT UP THE FUCKIN RUMP.

    67. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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      RILEY GILES - INTRODUCING THE SIX FOOT WALKING COCK. JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE. HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN COCK IF YOU ASK ME. WORD IS HE LIKES IT UP THE FUCKIN RUMP .

    68. mg says – reply to this


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      Ok is it me or is he the ugliest thing u have ever seen???? YIKES crossed eyed and all!!!!!!!!!!!

    69. I wanna marry Lindsay says – reply to this


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      Re: mg – I totally agree! He is nasty. Lindsay is way tooooooo good for him.

    70. char-o says – reply to this


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      this dude looks like he suffers from featal alcohol syndrom ……poor little guy.

    71. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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      HERE I AM AGAIN, THE BIGGEST FUCKWAD ON THE WEB! I’M SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE I HAVE TO SHOW JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID I AM BY ALL THE BULLSHIT COMMENTS I MAKE. AS EVERYONE KNOWS, THIS IS FROM MY LICKING MY OWN MOTHER’S CUNT & LETTING HER PUSSY JUICE RUN DOWN MY THROAT. OF COURSE MY FATHER HAS HIS COCK UP MY ASS AT THE SAME TIME! YUMMY! I SHOULD BE SORRY FOR ALL OF MY STUPID REMARKS BUT I AM WITHOUT ANY COMMON SENSE OR INTELLIGENCE. I WILL KEEP ON MAKING THESE FOOLISH REMARKS BECAUSE I AM SOOOO FUCKING STUPID AND SELFISH & MOMMA STILL WANTS MY TONGUE IN HER SNATCH. TASTES JUST LIKE RANCID CHICKEN!

    72. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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      AS YOU SEE, MY NAME SAYS IT ALL! I USUALLY POST IN BOLD (SEE MY PRIOR POSTS ON THE LAST SEVERAL PAGES). I ALWAYS WRITE THE SAME TIRED OLD COMMENTS (THEY’RE ALL HASBEENS) BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT WITHOUT AN EDUCATION OR IMAGINATION. AS YOU CAN TELL, I ESPECIALLY HATE WOMEN AND MAKE THE MOST VILE REMARKS ABOUT THEM. THIS IS DUE TO MY MOTHER MAKING ME SERVICE HER WITH MY TONGUE TO THIS VERY DAY! I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT ALL WOMEN ARE FAT & LONELY WITHOUT SELF-ESTEEM BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY OWN DISMAL LIFE. I HAVE NO BRAIN & PISS ALL OVER WOMEN WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE. OF COURSE I WILL NEVER HAVE A WOMAN OF MY OWN BEING THE ASSHOLE I AM. I WILL HAVE TO BE CONTENT TO STICK A DILDO UP MY ASS & DRINK MY OWN JIZZ FOR FUN. IT’S PROBABLY THE STD’S THAT HAVE ROTTED MY TINY MIND & TURNED ME INTO THE FUCKASS YOU READ ON THESE PAGES. SHIT SUCKER TO THE END!