Lindsay's Boyfriend Speaks

Some mischievous little creature on the Internets has been pretending to be Riley Giles on MySpace.
La Lohan's boyfriend is speaking to In Touch Weekly to "set the record straight." And cuz he loves the attention! And maybe he got paid too!
"I don't even have Myspace," Riley tells the mag. "Someone is obviously pretending they are me. I definitely didn't say any of those things because I don't even have a Myspace account, what a joke!"
Bummer. It was kind of fun to think Lindsay's boyfriend was talking trash about Dina.
It's so easy!































































douche
sweet i was first!
first
FIRST!
BIG LOSER
first from france
ewwww
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
1
Noodle Dick!
What white trash anyway! Why does that require a statement?
this is the worst mug shot i've ever seen.
this kid's a winner!
hey bitches
FREAK!
:)
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eeww he uuuugly!
who the fuck cares?
FIRST!
YEAH ANOTHER WHITE TRASH DOING SOMETING STUPID
He looks like a Tarantula. Eyes close together and back and beady. Go back where you came from broke bastard.
first!?!!
he looks a little like the late Jeff Buckley
OMG, get rid of the fugly loser. Linsz can do soooo much better!
He looks high
SEPARATED AT BIRTH:
RILEY GILES & THE GEICO CAVEMAN
crazy eyes
lies.
WOW!! CAN YOU LIKESAY ….GROSS.. LIKE MAJOR….GROSS DORK… HE LOOKS SOOOOOO FUCKED UP THAT I THINK THAT PLASTIC SURGERY SHOULD BE DONE TO HIM FOR FREE SO HE CAN HAVE AT LEAST A NEW DECENT LOOKING FACE….
OMG………….WTF..IS FIRST…..who's FIRST???………….perez…HELP…WTF……..
you people need to go and take a shower. get cleaned up. cause you're all wallowing around in shit and piss. my shit and piss, to be exact. cause I'm first! Fiiiiiiirst! you people live in shit and piss. I am first. Charlese Theron makes me cookies and breast feeds me. Because I'm First!!!! First!
Re: mimilicious;) – You worthless whore. I am first! Thats what first is; first is me. Now go and get high on the sewer gasses. You worthless turd. You are last. You go and get me a drink. You bitches! You worthless bitches! I'm first!!! First!!!!
What's with the hairdoo. Is it a cover-up baldness trick, ala-donald trump for faux hipsters?
I find it hard to care about what LL's transitional boyfriend has to say about anything. He is a nobody and will return to the circus of the great unwashed when Linsay has finished her transition from Rehab. PS. This rehab won't take. One of the tenets of recovery is to not have a relationship for a year after you get sober. A great recovery expert, Gene Duffy, (now deceased so his anonymity is safe) used to call them nuthouse romances. If this clown cared about her, he would have told her to come back in a year. But of course, he's a "celebrity" now.
Usually I would never say anything like this about a celebrity, or in this case a supposed temporary celebrity, but I am better looking than this douche. FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Stop writing about him, just extract his ugly ass from the LiLo stories PLEASE!
Lyndsey Lohan gives a mean rusty trombone. I mean she gave me a great one last night. While she was jacking me off, she had her tongue so far up my asshole that I could feel that little thing that hangs down in the back of her throat tickling the outside of my pooper. Dudes, start picking up redheads since they're pretty they'll do disgusting things. Good times!
There is something wrong with him. Look at his eyes. He looks like he took way too much acid.
Re: Pinche Cagon – O-Kay?????
She could do so much better, he's a cross eyed, broken nose throwback from the early '80s. GROSS!!!!
Re: bobdman – you are full of shit!!!
Re: Pinche Cagon – that's right, you are first… no, you are! disregard the character after the #
PINCHE YOU ARE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!
XDD Dir en Grey Shirt… *dyes*
Re: sober-less-than-a-year and dating – Talk to me in a year. Or after your next recovery. I'd bet a paycheck.
He's fucking ugly!
he looks like a serial killer!!! creepy
My dog's name is Riley… I may have to change it now.
didn't this ass whip a few weeks back get caught talking with his ex, an sold it to some mag. loser
STOP PUTTING EVERYBODYS MUG SHOTS UP PEREZ.
oh, yeah. that's EXACTLY who you want to open your pimple-ridden sloppy, wet and drippy twat for. Yeah.
Does anyone else think he looks like a muppet?
riley cool
Does being loaded make you blind? Shit, this dude is fug…
Buy some glasses Lindsey..
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ??!!!!
IS HE RETARDED ?
HE LOOKS REALLY, REALLY STUPID.
he looks like charles manson.
of course you and your top notch journalism would believe such a thing….and quit making girls feel fat. mirror much?
I ThInK hes SeXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyy…..
he looks like he smells like bad breath, hair grease and farts.
How tall is this guy based on the mugshot?
get out much julie ?
the slob looks like corey feldman with a lazy eye
mmm dir en grey
what a nobody
his nose actually looks like a BIG DICK
and his close-together eyes look like the BALLS
an real dickface
Dir en grey t-shirt…
Holy crap that's an unattractive man. Good heavens.
he looks like Axel Steel from Guitar Heroes!
I cannot believe that Lindsay chose this guy. I mean she is way toooooooooooooo good for him. She is so beautiful and doesn't deserve to be used:( I think that he is using her for celeb status. Blast from the past Kevin Federline!
RILEY GILES - INTRODUCING THE SIX FOOT WALKING COCK. JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE. HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN COCK IF YOU ASK ME. WORD IS HE LIKES IT UP THE FUCKIN RUMP.
RILEY GILES - INTRODUCING THE SIX FOOT WALKING COCK. JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE. HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN COCK IF YOU ASK ME. WORD IS HE LIKES IT UP THE FUCKIN RUMP .
Ok is it me or is he the ugliest thing u have ever seen???? YIKES crossed eyed and all!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: mg – I totally agree! He is nasty. Lindsay is way tooooooo good for him.
this dude looks like he suffers from featal alcohol syndrom ……poor little guy.
HERE I AM AGAIN, THE BIGGEST FUCKWAD ON THE WEB! I’M SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE I HAVE TO SHOW JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID I AM BY ALL THE BULLSHIT COMMENTS I MAKE. AS EVERYONE KNOWS, THIS IS FROM MY LICKING MY OWN MOTHER’S CUNT & LETTING HER PUSSY JUICE RUN DOWN MY THROAT. OF COURSE MY FATHER HAS HIS COCK UP MY ASS AT THE SAME TIME! YUMMY! I SHOULD BE SORRY FOR ALL OF MY STUPID REMARKS BUT I AM WITHOUT ANY COMMON SENSE OR INTELLIGENCE. I WILL KEEP ON MAKING THESE FOOLISH REMARKS BECAUSE I AM SOOOO FUCKING STUPID AND SELFISH & MOMMA STILL WANTS MY TONGUE IN HER SNATCH. TASTES JUST LIKE RANCID CHICKEN!
AS YOU SEE, MY NAME SAYS IT ALL! I USUALLY POST IN BOLD (SEE MY PRIOR POSTS ON THE LAST SEVERAL PAGES). I ALWAYS WRITE THE SAME TIRED OLD COMMENTS (THEY’RE ALL HASBEENS) BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT WITHOUT AN EDUCATION OR IMAGINATION. AS YOU CAN TELL, I ESPECIALLY HATE WOMEN AND MAKE THE MOST VILE REMARKS ABOUT THEM. THIS IS DUE TO MY MOTHER MAKING ME SERVICE HER WITH MY TONGUE TO THIS VERY DAY! I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT ALL WOMEN ARE FAT & LONELY WITHOUT SELF-ESTEEM BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY OWN DISMAL LIFE. I HAVE NO BRAIN & PISS ALL OVER WOMEN WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE. OF COURSE I WILL NEVER HAVE A WOMAN OF MY OWN BEING THE ASSHOLE I AM. I WILL HAVE TO BE CONTENT TO STICK A DILDO UP MY ASS & DRINK MY OWN JIZZ FOR FUN. IT’S PROBABLY THE STD’S THAT HAVE ROTTED MY TINY MIND & TURNED ME INTO THE FUCKASS YOU READ ON THESE PAGES. SHIT SUCKER TO THE END!