She's Like Janet Jackson

Filed under: Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is such a yo-yo dieter. That's not necessarily the healthiest of things, but so many of us do it.

The singer and wannabe actress recently got into tip top shape for her latest film, Major Movie Star.

Well, that phase of being super fit didn't last very long!

Jess unveiled a curvier and much more normal body at the 2007 ACE Awards in NYC on Monday night.

Keep the curves!

[Image by J.Graylock via JPI Studios.]

Posted: Nov 6, 2007 at 11:17 am / Email this »

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yomi says – reply to this

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muffin top. gross.
MonicaNichole03 says – reply to this

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She doesn't look that good with that spare tire around her waist. It's bulging out the front and not so hot.
Andie says – reply to this

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SO SICK OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me says – reply to this

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I find it interesting you write jugs is fugs on the photo then say 'Keep the curves!' … make up your mind! she looks beautiful and its probably just the photo, jeez you look ugly in all your photos.
Kriss says – reply to this

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That dress is fug, but she looks really good. Happy.
lainey says – reply to this

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yes! keep the curves! promote a HEALTHY body image! it'd be a first for hollyweird…
she is fat says – reply to this

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she looks like she is going to bust out of her girdle
Krys says – reply to this

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She's beautiful, regardless of whether she's rock solid or more feminine.
STRAIGHT OUTTA JERZEY says – reply to this

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I think its just the dress that makes her look thick. Its hard to stay super fit unless you are super dedicated.
your mom says – reply to this

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That dress is unflattering.
mega says – reply to this

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Jess does looks good curvy - but that dress isn't doing her any favors
sam says – reply to this

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yea i don't think she looks so great either. She is really short and extra weight on her looks not so nice. Curves are great but if she wants to keep them she should find a more flatering outfit to wear and not this skin tight aparatus
Sexy says – reply to this

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now this is a sexy bitch unlike Angelina Jolie
whoever says – reply to this

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I think she looks amazing!! shes not stick thin and still looks incredible. we need more of this in Hollywood.
My Two Cents says – reply to this

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we must be looking at two different pics. Jess is hot!. i doubt she's gained 5lbs, but then a bunch of gay guys will never see any women as being sexy and hot. big gay b*tches.
Belle says – reply to this

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Jess is gorgeous.she is always so stylish. she is not fat at all.
Briana. says – reply to this

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That dress is soo unflattering!
ki says – reply to this

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she probably has her period. it makes girls gain like 10lbs
what the buck says – reply to this

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what the buck
peter says – reply to this

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DE-FUCKING-LISCIOUS
katie says – reply to this

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she looks so great.. better i think than when she becomes obsessed with working out.

its true though, we all do it? to some degree
paige says – reply to this

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"But so many of us do it"? Pleaseeeee Perez your ass, gut, thighs all need
to be on a diet.
WTF says – reply to this

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How can you make a comment that she is not "superfit"– you are a pig insinuating that women with curves are not in shape. Bet most of your male staff have big beer guts to go with their big egos.
Jasmine says – reply to this

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She looks perfectly normal to me. A change from all the stupid starving bitches in Hollywood
C says – reply to this

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It's amazing that this is considered "curvy"… most people would love to have her figure!
she looks so cute! says – reply to this

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i love how she looks!! she looks healthy and human!
megs says – reply to this

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Yeah the dress is definitely unflattering but other than that she looks great, and should keep the curves.
kory says – reply to this

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yucky dress. You gotta pretty face, why not try and keep your figure Jess?
ashleigh says – reply to this

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you guys obviously aren't being realistic, she looks AMAZING and she's a good representation of the average American woman, i'm glad she doesn't mind being herself and worry sick over being pin-thing. props to Jessica!
Realist says – reply to this

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I like her skinny. Jessica never loses her curves. Only the flab. Not like she's fat or anything now. She just doesn't look her best.
Hypnotist says – reply to this

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She should see Lily Allen's hypnotist and cultivate an easy balance. Yo-yo'ing is unhealthy.
Jason says – reply to this

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How is that FUG?

The reality is that when you take it to physical extremes like Janet an Jessica have to get super fit with lean muscle mass, once you resume a normal life, the pounds pack on worse than before because your body has adjusted to a routine of a much higher calorie burn.
This happens with retired athletes and bikini models all the time.

That being said, she looks hot.

Shame on you Perez for calling her fat and fug. She is of a totally normal body weight. It is refreshing to see an actual woman rather than skeletor she-males like Madonna or Angelina Jolie.

99.999% of straight men would desire a woman with curvy body like Jess rather than an anorexic boyish corpse as a lover.
ghn says – reply to this

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Hey Perez…..
Why don't you just lie like you always do and tell everyone that she's preggers!!!!~
dick breath
meli says – reply to this

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WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT?????????????? SHE IS VERY FIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WITH A LITTLE CURVES…..WHAT COULD BE MORE HEALTHY LOOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Willy Wonka says – reply to this

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Perez honestly can u talk about her?
Jessica- The grass isn't always greener is it?
Heather says – reply to this

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Bigger jugs great.
Have you seen her belly!!!!
ALISON says – reply to this

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ONLY GAYS MEN WHO LIKE WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE BOYS THINK JESSICA IS FAT. REAL MEN LOVE CURVES!
truth hurts says – reply to this

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I guess she's feeling depressed again;nobody belives her fake hook-ups and nobody wants her.The curves are fine,but take off the rose-coloured glasses,she's got a bulging gut.
truth hurts says – reply to this

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I guess she's feeling depressed again;nobody believes her fake hook-ups and nobody wants her.The curves are fine,but take off the rose-coloured glasses,she's got a bulging gut.
Christina says – reply to this

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Her body looks great but that dress is not cute.
richnhot says – reply to this

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Without the cleavage on full view she looks just like any aging ex cheerleader in any city in the USA. Yawn.
at the beach says – reply to this

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I don't see it - she should have chosen a more flattering dress, but I don't see any blubber
Shannon says – reply to this

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its definitly just the lighting. she looks amazing. srsly, im getting real sick of hearing about this person being too skinny, this person needing to lose weight. e-fucking-nough. that isnt celebrity gossip, its fucking stupidity.
jp says – reply to this

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i like her more with some meat on her bones.
I like some fat on my gurl says – reply to this

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Men like to see womens flesh jiggle when they are doing them, Such a turn on top see boobs flopping up and down and butt cheeks slapping open and close
Carrie says – reply to this

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I think her dress is unflattering for her body shape and it's probably what makes her look a bit heavier. However, she's by no means fat or overweight.

Most female celebs are far too thin and are NOT the picture of health. Instead of bashing the girl for gaining a bit of weight, maybe we should be realizing that 90 pounds at 5'4" or 5'5" is an unhealthy and unacheivable standard to maintain.
Tyra Banks fan says – reply to this

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Was great to see Jess on tyra's show yesterday!
M. says – reply to this

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it's probably just a bad dress choice.
ribbit says – reply to this

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I don't know why, but she reminds me of a toad. Big chest and no hips.
lj says – reply to this

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That dress is so ugly, it's very matronly. It's like it's out of the 50s. Where's the picture of her almost falling down? She has no fashion sense and I'm sure I'll see her at the Country Music Awards. Desperate for attention.
jennay says – reply to this

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Perez why do you always have to contradict yourself. First your saying she is yo-yo dieting which is not good. Then you say she got super fit for a movie but now in this pic she is not. However, you want her to keep the curves. You can't have your cake and eat it to.
HASBEEN says – reply to this

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JESSICA SIMPSON - DIAL D FOR DUMB. JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST THIS WOMAN DEFINES TALENTLESS HASBEEN. CAN YOU SAY DUMB?
IHateBritney says – reply to this

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Uh Oh !!!!!!! F U P A alert!!! F U P A alert!!!
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Jessica's been swallowin' too much lately it looks like. Check out the FUPA she's got goin' on!!!
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Even dumb blonde spoiled Hollyweird bitches aren't immune from the FUPA!
PEREZ PIGFACE says – reply to this

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DOUGHBOY PEREZ HAS LOTS OF NERVE SAYING SOMEONE IS NOT FIT. AND I'LL BET ANY OF YOU BLOGGERS WHO SAY JESSICA ISN'T FIT ARE FATASSES.
MissyMarie says – reply to this

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That is a really boring and dull dress cut. Fire your stylist.
scarj says – reply to this

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Weight wise she looks fine. But let's state the obvious: the dress is entirely wrong for her body type. She's too top heavy–I saw a side shot of this dress and she looked like she was going to topple over especially in those five-inch platforms. It's also too tight. That said..Perez you of all people shouldn't be telling anyone that they need to lose weight or are gay for that matter.
;D says – reply to this

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She looks great!!
Gypsy says – reply to this

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C'mon everybody. It's just the way she was standing and the angle the picture was taken. She's not fat. There was picture of her posted on another website that was taken just a couple of days ago and she actually looks TOO skinny in that picture. You people are ridiculous, shallow and bitter. Take a look in the mirror. I'm sure you secretly wish you could look half as great as she does.
Jake says – reply to this

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I don't get it, you embrace Jessica's curves, but Mariah is most often skinnier than that and you call her fat. No respect for Mimi.
Britney sucks ass says – reply to this

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When did Jessica get a fat upper pussy area?
KeiraKnightley says – reply to this

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WHOA PEREZ YOU CROSSED THE LINE HERE. DON'T COMPARE THIS TALENTLESS DUMB IDIOT OF A WOMAN TO JANET JACKSON! ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY! SHE WILL NEVER EVER HAVE JANET'S BODY OR TALENT, EVER! EVER! EVER!
Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this

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She's a yo-yo dieter and you're a yo-yo hater. What kind of message is her yo-yo dieting sending to little girls? IMO, a more harmful one than the one Lily Allen is sending by being a lingerie model! At least Lily is losing weight to be healthy, not letting her weight plummet down then spiral back up again according to what situation she's in.
BUMMER says – reply to this

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JESS LOOKS CHUNKY. CURVY IS GOOD, LOOKING PREGGS WHEN YOUR NOT.. IS NOT SO GOOD. STILL AN AIRHEAD TWAT.
She looks great says – reply to this

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I hope she doesn't feel the need to compete with Ashlee, because she is beautiful as is! She looks better w/more meat on her, imo. It is her body shape!! I think the satin dress just isn't very flattering on anyone, unless you are unbelievably toned, since it points out every single flaw….
777 says – reply to this

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Wow. She got huge and fat!
Julia says – reply to this

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that´s what you get when you go on these loose weight fast-diets, you yo yo! Diets don´t work, beeing fit and healthy is a lifestyle!
j says – reply to this

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She looks like a fat slob. Jess, how hard would it be to put the damn twinkie down! those arms look like giant sausages!
G.O.D. says – reply to this

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Nice Gunt
She sucks says – reply to this

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I cannot stand her music or crappy acting but she is a beutiful woman and looks gorgeous.
sask-man says – reply to this

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I WOULD FUCK JESSICA LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER! SHE HAS AMAZING TITS AND I BET FUCKS LIKE A WILD BANSHEE WHEN THE DOORS CLOSE! THOSE BIG TITTIES WOULD BE SWINGING ALL OVER THE PLACE THROWIN IT IN HER!!!!!
SHUT UP U FAT FUCKING PIG!!!!! says – reply to this

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PEREZZ UR A FAT FUCKING PIG, WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO COMMENT ON OTHERS APPEARANCE? GO FUCK UR SELF!!!!!!!
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CHRIS CROCKER says – reply to this

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Re: j – rofl @ LIKE GIANT SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!213#@)!1
kittycat says – reply to this

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Most stars go up and down in size depending on what they're working on. She's naturally curvy anyway. I have never thought she looked bad no matter what size she's been. She's never been huge.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Im a huge fan and she looks terrible. No like the "curves" she has big boobs anymore weight makes her look fat. Get rid of the dress it did no justice! Love you though girl!!! Little constructive criticism never hurt anyone!!!
yami says – reply to this

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She looks gorgeous
end of the story
eliza says – reply to this

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she's too fat and the dress is not flattering.
maxine says – reply to this

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YAY JESSICA, please give us NORMAL girls some hope that not everyone in Hollywood has to be a size 0.
Perez, you are the LAST person to be calling anyone FUGS..dude you're not only fat but your face leaves a lot to be desired. Thats a nice way of saying youre FUG!!
A says – reply to this

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I think she looks wonderful. Sh eis not fat or chubby by any means. Just very curvy and womanly. Definately sexy.
Petra says – reply to this

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Thank u for making a point: "Jess unveiled a curvier and much more normal body at the 2007 ACE Awards in NYC on Monday night.

Keep the curves!"
Now that´s what we wanna hear…
leah says – reply to this

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she is perfectly proportioned, she could carry another 20 lbs and still look great!
Caligrl says – reply to this

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She's beautiful, all you girls would love to look like her and all you boys would love to have someone like her! Sto stop it.
Michelle says – reply to this

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She can stay curvy but she should at least do some crunches and tone up her arms a little…geez her arms look horrible!!!!! Jess… Do at least some working out…you will get fat!!!!
Lauren says – reply to this

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Mixed message: Jugs is Fugs does not = Keep the curves.
Be "Proactive" about your weight... says – reply to this

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"Just a lil dab is all you need…" Take your own advice and apply it to eating. Put down the fork, Jessica! You gain 5 pounds every time you eat.
Carrie says – reply to this

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WOOOOOOHOOOOOO! GO JESS!!!! She looks SO much better with curves!!!!!! She looks real and feminine!!!!
Carrie says – reply to this

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WOOOOOOHOOOOOO! GO JESS!!!! She looks SO much better with curves!!!!!! She looks real and feminine!!!!
Super Amanda addict says – reply to this

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What jugs? Jessica Simpson is small breasted and short
Melanie says – reply to this

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First of all… Yay for Jess!!!! She finally looks healthy for once. And oh yeah, I highly doubt that's a spare tire.. she could be bloated from PMS. All she has to do now is pick up a book and/or attend college and she might earn my respect.
lena says – reply to this

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thank you for saying "keep the curves". I applaud curves on a woman and people who appreciate it!!
melanie says – reply to this

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Yes please keep the curves!!!! Women dont need to look like starving anorexics. Its not pretty! I love it when women have hips and ass, and a little thigh aint bad either! Dont loose it Jess! I think the women who has the best body shape right now is Kim Kardasian she is soooo hot! Did you see her show when she posed for playboy?
jessica says – reply to this

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She's got pretty curves she needs to keep it up
Slimmmy says – reply to this

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Every REAL woman should look like HER and not like one of those hollywood-skinnies like nicole, paris, vic, etc!!! Women are supposed to have boobs (natural ones!) and a nice round bottom. Men don't like boards with cantaloupes on them!!!
melissa says – reply to this

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well she looked A LOT worse when she was stuffing her face and Bergdorf Gooman's beauty level cafe ealier that day lol
ebgb says – reply to this

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When you say "so many of us do it [yo yo diet]" I am assuming you aren't referring to YOURSELF perez… you are fat. no if's and's or but's about it. There is no "YO YO" in your diet… unless you are referring to the one you ate as a fat spic child immigrating to america on an innertube… slap some SALSA on it and go to town, FATTIE!
Lynsey says – reply to this

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She looks pretty, but the dress is unflattering.
Lisa says – reply to this

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She look so beautiful !!!I love you Jess
Taylor says – reply to this

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She's fat again. She should just wire her mouth shut.
Loco says – reply to this

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Her neck is huge. She should go on the Nicole Richie (Adderall/anorexia) diet. She looks so ugly when she's fat. Her face bloats up.
HeHe says – reply to this

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Nice spare tire. And she's wearing a girdle.
yourmom says – reply to this

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All she is anymore is a media whore. Sad but true.