Sorry Ladies, He's Taken!
Filed under: Brittany Murphy
The hotness that is Simon Monjack was out and looking hotter than ever on Tuesday night.
The "screenwriter" is reportedly being investigated by authorities for a number of shady activities, but that's not going to stop him from having a good time!
Simon brought along his precious little pet, wife Brittany Murphy, to the opening of the new Juicy Couture shop on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.
Murphy has been out of sight for a while, but she is about to come back to the silverscreen with four movies in production. We know you've just been dying with anticipation!
[Image by CAM via Fame Pictures.]
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Eww Perez, he is fucking ugly.
FIRST BABY!
ha first! britney murphy doesnt look so high in this pic
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perez sucks and is fat ugly and needs assasinating.
second!!
He is so freaking Ugly…….how could she possibly have sex with this man? Or love him for that matter. I know looks arent everything but they have to have a little something going on. How do you go from Ashton to THIS? Ha ha.
2nd!!!
That guy is hot. I'd fuck him.
Yeah Brittany has been absent from the spotlight for awhile
1st!
He's so fucking hot. I'd bang him.
FIRST!?
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I'm glad Brit went back to brunette. Now she just needs to ditch the creep. WTF was she thinking??
where is her judgment?
he must be able to give her orgasms out of this world. this is the only explanation as to why she's with this loser.
hmmmm
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damn girl….common don't
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zettle for old zhit….wtf◘
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Taken? Awwww too bad, he's so sexy and hot.
what a catch……
I looooooooooooooove herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Firstttt. : ]
She will have an uglybaby if she has his kid.
Another Britney hath fallen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew.
Even his hair plugs are sweaty.
Perez and him would make a good couple.
PEREZ YOU SICK FUCK VAG RAG, YOUR PROBABLY POKING YOUR VAGINA TO THE CLOWNFACE SHIT EATERS, ONLY A CUM STAIN LIKE YOU WOULD ENJOY THAT. I HOPE YOU DIE.
That must be one magic cock!!!! She's nuts and looks like a granny!!!!
Still looks like Bowser from Super Mario Bros…
Re: s –
No killing, but I will fuck him up the ass real good for you..how's that sound?
I THINK YOU MEAN "THE GROSSNESS THAT IS SIMON MONJACK" HE LOOKS SLEAZYY AND CREEPYYYY…AND DIRTY….AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS THIS DOLL DOING WITH THIS SLIME BUCKET?
Brittany is so pretty… he is not.
What does she see in this guy? He must be either incredably wealthy, or actually maybe hes really good to her, looks and age arent everything.
Thats the best she could do? He must have Moose cock.
Re: I FUCKING HATE YOU –
What the … ?
"Sorry ladies, he's taken" like anyone cares! puke
"Crook/Cook" Hehe, niiice
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dude looks no worse that you Perez. You fat fuck
Re: L – LOL!!!!
true that
i think he is gross
Re: IM NOT JUST A FAN, IM A CITIZEN OF PEREZ HILTON –
SORRY TO LEAVE YOU OUT…PEREZ YOU SICK FUCK VAG RAG, YOUR #1 CITIZEN IS PROBABLY POKING YOUR VAGINA TO THE CLOWNFACE SHIT EATERS, ONLY TWO CUM STAINS SUCH AS YOURSELFS WOULD ENJOY THAT. I HOPE YOU BOTH DIE.
She's so beautiful. I don't understand her attraction to him AT ALL.
Yes, looks aren't everything, but sheesh! he's so nasty. He must be one super-nice guy.
this guy is a major pig!
Re: I FUCKING HATE YOU BOTH –
What the … ?
HOW?
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HOW?!
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HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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How does a scrub like that get a FINE piece of ass like Britney Murphy??!
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Makes me SICK!
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Ooooh the things I would love to do to her. She DEFINITELY takes it in the can too. That is CONFIRMED. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm !!!
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Gots ta eat da gravums !!!!!!!!!!!! Deee Lish !
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Re: IM NOT JUST A FAN, IM A CITIZEN OF PEREZ HILTON –
I DONT UNDERSTAND, WHAT ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT? THE PART WHERE YOU POKE EACHOTHERS DIRTY GONAHERPISYPHILITIS VAGINAS, OR THE PART WHERE YOU SHOULD BOTH DIE?
britany is awesome can't wait for the new flicks, her man is nasty tho almost as nasty as perez…..
A story about brit murphy? This chick is not even relevant anymore….what the fuck. What has she done in the last 5 years???? Who will this jabrone be writing about next….boy george.
Simon, hot, huh?
WHAT is he wearing?
This whole thing just makes no sense. I thought maybe he drugged her or something and she was temporarily insane, but you'd think they would have worn off by now? Sheesh.
Re: I FUCKING HATE YOU –
What the … ?
He's so not hot…were you being sarcastic?
why are all the good ones taken???
Rollin' with the monjack!!!
she must have taken a liking to penguins while filming Happy Feet. he looks much like the penguins in that film.
why don't you like brittany murphy? what did she ever do to you except be hilarious?
You know, britney murphy might not be "normal" according to perez, but girl can ACT. She's done a ton of Indi films since she disappeared from main stream Hollywood, and they all left me floored. Check out the movie: "The Dead Girl". Girl can definately act.
She's so pretty.. it's weird to see them together. He must be extremely nice… or good in the sack!
Why oh why did she marry this fug creep??????? EUW Gross What could she have possibly seen in this douchey guy?????
I thought that was her dad before I read the article !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ewwwww what does she see in him,hes nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.She must go for personality yikesssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Simon Monjack hot???/ he looks like a hairy monkey; she is such a cute girl…no accounting for taste?
THE MORE I LOOK AT HIM THE UGLIER HE GETS
Man - when he's sober for like a minute and a half, he's gonna get a hard-ass lawyer and sue her for everything she's worth. He'll be like the new K-fed, Fed-x……whatever…….he's such a loser and she's gonna have to pay thru the nose (heh-heh)…thank God they didn't pro-create. Oh, Brit, you really did have it all…..why did you have to screw it up? Get sober, sweetie, before he does. And give Gloria Allred a call…….and the top divorce lawyer in Hollywood. Wish you the best….you really do have talent……..but really bad taste in men/pseudo-men.
isnt her daddy a mafioso too?
they say love is blind so i guess if she is happy, i like her, she's a great actress and person, and i love her dance song "Faster Kill Pussycat" that she had out not too long ago it's an awesome club classic!!! shes got a good voice! i just don't understand why she is with him but oh well, not everyone goes on looks, it's all about personality….
does anyone else notice that brittany murphy looks fabulous?
You are kidding right, Perez? This dude is NOWHERE hot.
Brittany Looks Great!
Simon Monjack looks really Creepy!!!!!!
Simon,
I hope you will pay your child support that you have owed for as many years, now that your movie is almost out, and will your preteen daughter get some Juicy clothes for at least this christmas?
AS YOU SEE, MY NAME SAYS IT ALL! I USUALLY POST IN BOLD (SEE MY PRIOR POSTS ON THE LAST SEVERAL PAGES). I ALWAYS WRITE THE SAME TIRED OLD COMMENTS (THEY’RE ALL HASBEENS) BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT WITHOUT AN EDUCATION OR IMAGINATION. AS YOU CAN TELL, I ESPECIALLY HATE WOMEN AND MAKE THE MOST VILE REMARKS ABOUT THEM. THIS IS DUE TO MY MOTHER MAKING ME SERVICE HER WITH MY TONGUE TO THIS VERY DAY! I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT ALL WOMEN ARE FAT & LONELY WITHOUT SELF-ESTEEM BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY OWN DISMAL LIFE. I HAVE NO BRAIN & PISS ALL OVER WOMEN WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE. OF COURSE I WILL NEVER HAVE A WOMAN OF MY OWN BEING THE ASSHOLE I AM. I WILL HAVE TO BE CONTENT TO STICK A DILDO UP MY ASS & DRINK MY OWN JIZZ FOR FUN. IT’S PROBABLY THE STD’S THAT HAVE ROTTED MY TINY MIND & TURNED ME INTO THE FUCKASS YOU READ ON THESE PAGES. SHIT SUCKER TO THE END!
Talk about down grading what's up with her???????
OK…shE`s cRazy…;D