The Nicole Kidman Disease

What's the opposite of tanorexia???

Well, Bebe Neuwirth has got it!

The Cheers alum looked like a character from a vampire movie at Chita Rivera's opening night performance of her new show at Feinstein's in NYC on Tuesday night.

A little sun is healthy for ya!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 8:10 pm / Email this »

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pAuL says – reply to this

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sup morticia
Alicia says – reply to this

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yea this lady is just weird.. but she has been that way for a while.
PEREZLOVER says – reply to this

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BAGAHHH!!!!!

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!!

GROSS!!
mark says – reply to this

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wooo
emily says – reply to this

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first!
Brooke says – reply to this

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LMFAO! She's fug!
Bernadette says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
Ali~ says – reply to this

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She almost looks grey…
Lucy says – reply to this

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Pastyorexia
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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you bitches!!! i'm first! bow down to me, I'm the next king of england! I'm first! First you bitches!!
ladeda says – reply to this

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wow. shes pale
tara says – reply to this

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she's always been pale, what are you talking about?

her skin is still pretty damn nice and tight considering she's getting up there.. do you know how, NO SUN.

probably. or she moisturizes a lot.
leelee says – reply to this

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what's up with that?
kati says – reply to this

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vampire?
megs says – reply to this

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No one can win in this business. Dita Von Teese is beautiful but anyone else dare look as pale as she and well, "sun is healthy for ya". My God!
Douche says – reply to this

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Sun causes wrinkles and pre-mature aging. She doesn't look so great because her hair is dyed so dark.

Period.

End of story.

Love,
Douche
ladeda says – reply to this

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wow. she is pale
Laurie says – reply to this

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Last I heard, tanning is not a crime…it might actually do some good for ya. Just a thought!
ashlei says – reply to this

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She does look overly pale! The black hair and makeup definitely do not help either.
haley says – reply to this

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creepy. but god i love cheers!
leo says – reply to this

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ewww……..pasty
Daisy says – reply to this

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Good grief Perez. Lay off. Given, she would look better with some color to her face; not everyone feels the need to "conform" to Hollywood rules of how you should and shouldn't look. Get a life and quit criticizing so much. You, of all people, should not criticize. Look at yourself in the mirror!
Mandy says – reply to this

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Icky icky poo!
rachael says – reply to this

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I don't know when having a tan became attractive but it should have gone out of style by now, especially since people are having to resort to those freaky-looking fake spray-on/roll-on tans. Ew.
The Greek Giant says – reply to this

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Hello, The Greek Giant here at a salon in Midtown tanning my buttocks in a pink Speedo and preparing for my weekly pedicure, which an impoverished Korean American will finish by milking my testicles all over her face. I have been very sad all day because no actresses in Manhattan are lactating, leaving me, The Greek Giant, so thirsty and hungry that I will scream on the top of my voice very soon. That is all.
Velma Kelly says – reply to this

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Love.Her.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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It looks like she has some sort of kidney or liver problem.
Ambie says – reply to this

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Re: megs – I was gonna say that too! Atleast Bebe has talent besides stripping down…perez sometimes you're just a douche bag!
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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First bitches! I'm first! bring me your breasts loaded with milk! Also bring cookies! I'm first! First!
dee says – reply to this

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a bit pale, but for her age her skin is in really good shape…and why? you guessed it! keep outta the sun, or use gallons of sun block!
candalily says – reply to this

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AWWW WHY YOU TALKING SHIT ON PALE, YOU'RE LOVIN ON DITA VON TEESE. IT'S NOT THE PALENESS ITS THE WHOLE LOOK, IT'S KINDA CREEPY AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
duh says – reply to this

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News Flash some people actually can't get a tan. Plus with skin as pale as hers she'd be susceptible to Melanoma which yes you can get from tanning beds. It may not be illegal but it is life threatening!
jareed says – reply to this

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Actually, no sun at all is best for caucasian skin tones. Would it be racist to call an African American too "black" or a Mexican too" brown"? Well, IT IS racist to call someone too "white"or write that they are suffering from "Nicole Kidman Disease" For a fag, you sure are not well evolved or tolerant of other people, now are you?
your girl says – reply to this

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perez…not to dis DITA, but she is as white as the chick in this photo….did you tell her a little sun won't hurt?
plain jane says – reply to this

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Yes the sun isn't allllll bad. Get a little more Vitamin D and don't look like the living dead. scary…

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Kristie says – reply to this

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Some people's skin, like my own, does not tan. I'm pale as can be and I always will be no matter how long I sit in the sun or a tanning booth.

I love Bebe Neuwirth and have no problem with her skin, but I will say her makeup doesn't match her complexion.
killer B says – reply to this

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Re: Pinche Cagon –

ok gay wad! you're 10th.

so f'k off.
Brit + JT 4EVER says – reply to this

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OMG, her hair looks like an oiled weave.
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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Hi bitches! Guess what?: I'm first! First bitches, first!!!! I get to suck the milk from J-Lo's big juicy titties, cause I'm first!
jc says – reply to this

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Re: jareed – EXACTLY…
TX Perez Fan says – reply to this

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Umm she's had a little sun, that's why she has the freckles.
Maybe she likes the goth look?
You know, not all of us are capable of tanning. Some of us do really look that pale naturally. It's just a genetics thing, we didn't end up with as much pigment as some other people have. No need to make a federal case out of it.
I have her same coloring & I usually have to lighten my hair up to avoid people asking me if I'm sick lol. Maybe a little lighter on the lipstick would have helped too but it is a pretty color.
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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Re: killer B – OMG!!! Frequently, especially in South America, people see the image of the Virgin of Guadalupe in loaves of bread. Or in a pancake. Where ever. But the image keeps reappearing. Its a reoccuring miracle. Praise Jesus.
Well, I just saw your image on the toilet paper that I had used to wipe my ass with. Last night I had beef, do you suppose that there is a correlation? Wow. Its a miracle. Killer B, you have renewed my faith for today.
Oh by the way bitch, I'm first. So blow me. Like your mother did. I'm first! First!!!
BEBEBITCH says – reply to this

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…….OH, MY, FUCKING, GOD!!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT MORTICIA ADAMS HAD A MOTHER!!!!!!!!! GO FIGURE! IF BEBE WENT SKIING AND FELL THEY WOULD NEVER FIND HER IN THE SNOW.

………THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEBE AND CASPER IS THAT ONE IS DEATHLY PALE, COLD, AND SCARES THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF PEOPLE ……….AND THE OTHER IS A GHOST. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! BOOOOOOOOOOO!
EVL Dick says – reply to this

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I love her creamy flesh and what a smoking hot body!!
ValerieSara says – reply to this

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Re: megs – LOL, exactly my thoughts!
Perez you are a fuck nut says – reply to this

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Perez you don't even make sense. You love Dita…have you not notice how pale she is??!!!
Michaela says – reply to this

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Bullshit, sun is not healthy for you. She's still pretty, but she could do the spray on tan thing that everyone else does. Lindsay swears by them.
UKGuy says – reply to this

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I'm not certain, but hasn't she got a tint of green coming through the whiteness.
DRACO MALFOY says – reply to this

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Perez you DO know that Dita von Teese is the exact same shade of white out right? No problem, I like Dita, but how do you not point out her lack of sun but jump all over this (unknown) lady? She's actually darker that DVT!
perezfattie says – reply to this

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she looks better than your fat ass. We should post a picture of you and say "lose some poundage" fattie
Morticia says – reply to this

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Addams family doing a remake?
wren says – reply to this

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ermm…Perez, this is what normal people look like….being ass ugly yourself, I would expect you to understand this shit. Still love you though, dumbfuck!
Gwen says – reply to this

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Oh, Lillith! She looks fine, Perez. Jealous much?
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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SHe is fine. Ann(drew) Coulter is of the undead…
jeffy says – reply to this

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I thought Nicole Kidman's disease was called "Botox".
megan says – reply to this

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Re: TX Perez Fan –
Agreeing! Some of us are uncapable of tanning, it's not a"freak" thing, we're just light skinned! (Blame it on the Irish & Welsh background) And people wonder why I'm uneasy about wearing bathing suits and showing skin- it's because people make such a damn big deal about being tan! Pale skin can be beautiful too.
carnal.seca says – reply to this

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I never understood what sallow meant until I saw this picture.
Alexis says – reply to this

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There are a lot of 20-somethings who would kill to look as good as Bebe looks. Having recently lost a close family member to melanoma I haven't laid out in the sun in the past few years. Melanoma kills, people!! Tanning beds and tanning in the sun kills!!!! Even if you don't think you can get melanoma, remember that tanning ages your skin prematurely. Bebe's skin looks years younger than her chronological age. Yes, she's pale but she's alive and looking good. For someone with her skin tone to try to tan would be suicidal. With her coloring she would probably look even weirder with a spray on tan. Lightening her hair might be a good way to go though. Whatever the solution, lighten up. She's still a good looking, talented woman.
leah says – reply to this

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Re: megan –
AMEN!!
i totally agree with you
Jesse says – reply to this

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But you love Dita? Get consistent, Perez (although I still love you!)
emilee says – reply to this

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perez, your opinions are uneducated and "assumed." kind of looks like she has POWDER on, that doesn't look like her legit SKIN. thanks.
CateMcG says – reply to this

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Shut up, Perez. She has great skin for a lady her age. Not lifted or pumped full of filler crap. Just natural and normal looking. Maybe because she stayed out of the sun???

Oh, I forgot, you hate natural. Fake, fake, fake is what you like. Ripping on age-appropriate-looking people like Bebe and Tom Cruise's mother is lame. Go pick on one of those nasty orange starlets with big fake extensions, big fake boobs, and big fake teeth. They're the ones who look freakish. And they're going to look a lot worse at Bebe's age.
Freud says – reply to this

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a shi**y flash of light can make anyone look bad
Victoria says – reply to this

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Ok, give her a break…some of us can't tan! God I wish I could, but I am as white or even whiter! The fake tan shit doesn't work either….
yo says – reply to this

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She could be anemic ya morons.
Setnakt says – reply to this

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"I little sun is HEALTHY"?!? WTF? Are you that INSANE or what? You call the scientificly proven HEALTHY PLANT Marijuana a "dangerious drug", yet PROVEN dangerious sunlight is now "healthy". Pull your head out of your ass you worthless triple moron RACIST IDIOT! She's WHITE get OVER IT! Not eveyone has "I'm ashamed of my own race (as per Micheal Jackson) disease" you RACIST BASTARD. Go smoke yourself a "health" cig you fucking BIGGOT FOOL!
kathyc says – reply to this

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I think she looks really good…better than ever. No nips & tucks at least.
gooo PEREZ! says – reply to this

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perez I am questioning your homosexuality because you should have totally referenced that Bebe Neauwirth was in Chicago with Anne Reinking and not a Cheers reference. Duhhh where is your fosse love?
I love my skin says – reply to this

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I think it looks a lot better than that orange shit people are sporting, plus she doesn't have to worry about cancer or wrinkles. Sometimes peoples 'natural' skin suits them just fine. I'm including people of color here too…why not be proud of what the gods gave you?
anonymous says – reply to this

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Not everyone tans or finds skin cancer attractive dumbass.
Lindsey T. says – reply to this

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TRANSLUCENT!!!!!!
Natalie says – reply to this

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That only counts if you're ugly. Dita Von Teese is GORGE ya'll
larry says – reply to this

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As always, P.H. posts a picture where the lighting for the photo is bad and makes a negative comment about what isn't actually there.
mish says – reply to this

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are u serious! she looks great for her age.. prob bc of staying out of the sun!! she wouldn't look so pale if her hair was a little lighter and she wasnt wearing red lipstick
WTF says – reply to this

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OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LARD ASS.
NOBODY EVER SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE BEING "TOO BLACK".
SO WTF?
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LARD ASS.
NOBODY EVER SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE BEING "TOO BLACK".
SO WTF?
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LARD ASS.
NOBODY EVER SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE BEING "TOO BLACK".
SO WTF?
WTF says – reply to this

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OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LARD ASS.
NOBODY EVER SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE BEING "TOO BLACK".
SO WTF?
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LARD ASS.
NOBODY EVER SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE BEING "TOO BLACK".
SO WTF?
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LARD ASS.
NOBODY EVER SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE BEING "TOO BLACK".
SO WTF?
whatever says – reply to this

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ooooooo….Perez is a bad man…..Bebe Neuwirth is talented, so talented…..so not to be dissed for her "paleness"…….so absolutely nothing of Perez…….
Wendis says – reply to this

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Thanks a lot, Perez! As if the vampires from 30 days of night weren't still scaring the crap out of me in the dark!
diane says – reply to this

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You are ugly, fat, and gross. Who are you to criticize anyone? She looks fine. She's fair skinned and dark haired.

Hey, thanks for perpetuating the crap that women must look absolutely beautiful every moment of every frickin day. It can't happen, it's impossible.

Coming from a big fat slob like you, it's disgusting to even hear you judge anyone. WHy do you have to post shit like this to gain attention? What is wrong with positive attention, as opposed to negative? YOu are a piece of crap, and your days are numbered if you keep it up. No one wants to listen to some ugly, fat gay guy telling us what to think about what someone looks like.
*la* says – reply to this

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Icky icky icky…
DavidPatrick says – reply to this

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I think she rocks! Even from beyond the grave. When did she die? www.travbla.com
www.travbla.com says – reply to this

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she rock! Even from beyond the grave. When did she die?
travbla.com says – reply to this

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She rocks! Even from beyond the grave.
hammy says – reply to this

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she looks normal to me & looks 100 times better than Nicole
Maddy Haynes says – reply to this

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Dita Von Tesse is looking much better these day…FLAWLESS—like most GAY males would say…
Maddy Haynes says – reply to this

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It's DITA Bitches….
LC says – reply to this

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yes… a little sun is good for you… 5 minutes a day actually to get all the vitamin D you need for the entire day. Stop promoting skin cancer Perez! It's bad enough you're a walking ad for a heart attack
S says – reply to this

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She is so hot! A total bitch in person, but she's hot. And that voice! Makes me melt!
guhleeenda says – reply to this

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tanning is abnormal you freak. i think hating people for being too fat is enough.
Lola says – reply to this

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She has makeup covering freckles, even if she tried to tan, she wouldn't. Some people have melanin enough to tan (yourself), others have none (Ms. Kidman) or freckle (see above). Light skin and freckles combined is a higher risk factor for skin cancer, which is increasing due to ignorance….
bebe says – reply to this

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this is just a bad photo. I saw her monday at the dance magazine awards - where she got an award and she looked fab. Seriously.
kate says – reply to this

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This lady made it on real talent, not on suntan.
Paige says – reply to this

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could it be Solarphopia?
FBoots says – reply to this

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damn, I'm all for pale skin and it's not like I should talk, but..damn! I'm sure the jet black hair and red lips are not helping but making her look more severe instead.
debbie says – reply to this

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Oh, but it's o.k. for your girlfriend Dita V to be all pasty… tsk tsk. You're like John Kerry when it comes to decision making
Masquerade says – reply to this

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COME ON PEREZ - YOUR PREZZCIOUS DITA IS WHITER THAN THAN BEBE!
IHateBritney says – reply to this

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Ok, so Bebe may have "Solaraphobia", but one thing she does NOT have
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is
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"Dickinherassaphobia". Bebe is an anal conquistador! Incredible actress. Incredible at riding the tubesteak express from her shitpipe.
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You heard it hear first folks. Bebe is an exquisite Anal Conquistador.
boohoo says – reply to this

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I guess your head is too far up Dita Von Teese's ass to realize that she makes BeBe Neuwirth looks like tanorexic lohan
karrie says – reply to this

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Re: Setnakt – what the hell does "dangerious" mean?
karrie says – reply to this

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what the hell does "dangerious" mean?

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