The Nicole Kidman Disease

What's the opposite of tanorexia???

Well, Bebe Neuwirth has got it!

The Cheers alum looked like a character from a vampire movie at Chita Rivera's opening night performance of her new show at Feinstein's in NYC on Tuesday night.

A little sun is healthy for ya!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Nov 7, 2007 at 8:10 pm / Email this »

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Juanita says – reply to this

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Oh my god! She must be the founder of the goth movement.
yay perez says – reply to this

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DUDE YOUR NUTS
THIS WOMAN IS ALL SMOKER!
BEEN A FAN OF HERS FOR YEARS!
BUT WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW YOU THINK AN ASS ONLY LOOKS GOOD IF IT HAS A SET OF BALLS HANG FROM IT!
yo yo yo says – reply to this

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Has no one else noticed how scary she looks from the necklace down??

and anorexic means you don't eat, wouldn't tanorexic mean you don't tan??
Aussie Chick says – reply to this

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Man, that is racist. You wouldnt say a black person is to black or an asian is to yellow. Shes a white woman, duh, of course she has fair skin. Not everyone can be a dirty half breed brown looking thing.
Rachel says – reply to this

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Actually all you need is 30 minutes a day to have a "healthy" amount of sun to obtain your Vitamin D. 30 minutes outside a day will not give you a tan. As a fellow pale-skinned woman, I am high risk for skin cancer. I'd take a non-wrinkled pale face anyday over a dead,tanned, and wrinkled one.
Janine says – reply to this

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Re: Aussie Chick – ..says Aussie Chick with a slight hint of racism
Rock says – reply to this

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Why don't you describe what YOU look like, Perez, you fat load of whale shit?
jennifer says – reply to this

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Dita von teese
chi chi says – reply to this

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She's always been ghostly white, you dork!
I have a lot of family this way. I've personally witnessed them sitting in the sun for hours and days and looking exactly the same! And I've also seen somebody get a sunburn through a closed car window. We're not all 'tan-able' you big bozo!
sindiva says – reply to this

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OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOOooooo

SHE'S FIFTY. born 1958

her make-up doesn't work, to me that's the issue. I mean she's fucking fifty!

too pale, too old, too young, too thin, too fat, too bi pedal, too humanoid…etc

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO
MissyMarie says – reply to this

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Bebe is amazing…I wouldn't be dissing her. She's a fabulous and talented screen and broadway actress. She's ALWAYS been pale and stick thin. Get over it, PErez.
Paulie says – reply to this

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She's sexy (I've thought so for years now), I'd still do her and she looks better than all those fucking "carrot orange" twits running around all over L.A. and elsewhere. At least "pale" is a legitimate skin color. "Dorito Orange" isn't a good look on ANYONE, I don't care how blond your hair is.
mico midnight says – reply to this

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Nothing new here. Her skin tone was a running joke on TWO of the most successful sitcoms in history i.e. Cheers and Frasier. A little research would make you look smarter. Instead you appear to be stupid and hateful.
ellen says – reply to this

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This is a horrible photo.

However, Perez, you make no sense when you say it is due to her skin color. Seriously,

DITA WORKS IT!!!!

This is the result of horrendous make-up and hair.

As for the "Nicole Kidman" disease….that would also be a disease acquired by Ms. Von Teese, ScarJo, Kate Blanchet, Kate Winslet and a slew of others on occasion.

Again, this is just bad make-up and hair. She is not properly working the porcelain look.

Perez, please think more consistently.
Asstown Kutcher says – reply to this

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She's pretty hot for almost 49.
oyeah says – reply to this

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"A little sun is good for ya"?????????????

Tell that to your wet dream, Dita Von Teese!!!! Hypocrite!!!!!!!!!!!
sandra says – reply to this

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I have seen this lady recently, more than once, in the flesh and she looks GREAT, way better than this, and she was very cool. I think this was a bad photo op.
random says – reply to this

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What's wrong with having light skin? Its not right to make comments about the natural colour of someones skin. Lots of people have the type of skin that doesn't tan, including me. People with very light skin have to keep out of the sun. A bit of sun is ok to get some vitamin D and improve mood. A light skinned person shouldn't stay out in the sun for a long enough time to affect there skin colour, and if they do they will probably change to pink or burned red rather than brown. If you said this about the other end of the tonal scale that would be racist, Why do think that this is less offensive, a natural skin tone isn't ugly. Nicole Kidman, Cate blanchet, Dita Von tease and Beth Ditto all have fairly light skin, How is it a disease? It is not what you've got it is what you do with it. It is the all black combo contrasted wit the light skin that is the problem here not the skin tone itself.
CaveGirl says – reply to this

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I think she's beautiful. Pale skin is so feminine.
FUCK U PEREZ! says – reply to this

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I cannot believe you are dogging her about being pale! I have been a devoted reader forever and now.. this just pissed me off. You rave about many other beautiful women who are fair skinned. But, I guess she is an exception huh? I am a fellow fair skinned beauty. I have red hair and fair skin and I am proud of that. "A little sun is healthy for ya"??!?!?!?! Perez.. have you ever heard that "A little ass whooping (which you clearly need.. not just for this comment but for the thousand other fucked up things you have said) is good for ya?????? You fatass…. At least when I am older I will still look young and you will still be an ugly asshole!
Marrissa says – reply to this

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Perez, are you losing it? I thought you loved Dita? Dita makes Bebe look like a tanned goddess….
TBaby says – reply to this

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DON'T DISS THE BEBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S A FUCKING NEW YORKER, U WEST-COAST RETARD.
Gia Jolie says – reply to this

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You know, everyone in England looks like this! Have you seen that Harry Potter dude! ACK!
JamesP says – reply to this

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that's just a crap picture, Bebe Neuwirth is hot as hell, amazing at her age, so hot
steve says – reply to this

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Maybe michael jackson is feeding on celebs now.
holden says – reply to this

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If you can complain that white people are too white then do you complain that black people are too black?
You are a raciphobe
Shame on you
End racism and homophobia NOW
STEPHANIE says – reply to this

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I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE VERY RUDE TO COMMENT ON SOMEONES SKIN COLOR!
Liz M. says – reply to this

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Doesn't Perez worship the ground that Dita Von Teese walks on?? If that's the case, a little sun won't hurt her either… Beauty is diverse and tanned chicks like Eva Mendez or Eva Longoria or really fair skin like Dita or Nicole Kidman can both be really beautiful…
ScotchIrish says – reply to this

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Ummm, no. If you're extremely fair skinned like I am, you're not ever supposed to attempt to tan. Besides, fair skinned people CAN'T tan. They don't have the melanin. We only burn. By trying to tan, a fair skinned person will only be increasing their chances of skin cancer. Such a bad message to send to a culture already addicted to the sun and tanning beds. Idiocy! A tan is your skin's attempt to protect itself from too much sun. I think this lady's issue is the stark contrasting black, frizzy hair, not her milky white skin. Fair can be beautiful!
ALEXIS says – reply to this

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She is scary!
DARQUE TAN says – reply to this

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YOUR SKIN ABSORBS VITAMIN D VIA UVA AND UVB RAYS UP TO 10 TIMES MORE THAN IT EVER COULD ORALLY OR THROUGH INJECTION. VITAMIN D IS THE ONE SUPPLEMENT SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO STOP CANCERS SUCH AS PROSTATE, BREAST, LIVER, LUNG. By not getting the sunshine that we need, we deprive our bodies of the right amount of Vitamin D. Without the Vitamin D that we need, we can suffer a number of problems. Vitamin D helps to regulate cholesterol which in turn helps to make the heart healthier and more efficient. Vitamin D is also critical to calcium density and bone growth. Vitamin D also helps with mood disorders, specifically combating depression. THE ONLY THING DANGEROUS FOR THE SKIN IS TOO LITTLE UV EXPOSURE OR TOO MUCH. UV RAYS CURE SKIN DESEASES SUCH AS ECZEMA AND PSORIASIS.
DARQUE TAN says – reply to this

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DAYS OLD BABIES WILL BE PUT IN A UV RAY BED FOR UP TO 2 WEEKS OLD WHEN THEY ARE BORN WITH PSORIASIS. IF SOMEONE IS EXTREMELY PALE, THEY NATURALLY HAVE VERY LITTLE MELANIN. UVB RAYS WILL LITERALLY PRODUCE MELANOSOMES AND MELANIN, IF USED MODERATELY, YET CONSECUTIVELY. THEN THE UVA RAYS TAKE OVER AND TURN THIS MELANIN A MORE BROWN COLOR. ANYONE CAN TAN. AND YES, A TAN IS THE SKIN'S WAY OF PREVENTING SUNBURN. ITS JUST LIKE A TOLERANCE TO ANYTHING ELSE. PALE SKIN WILL GET BURNED RIGHT AWAY, WHICH IS MEDICINALLY CALLED AN INJURY. THIS IS WHAT WILL YIELD WRINKLES AND SAGGING LATER IN LIFE. TAN SKIN WILL TAKE MUCH MUCH LONGER TO DEVELOP A BURN. HUMAN BEINGS CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT SUNLIGHT. JUST KEEP YOUR SKIN HYDRATED WITH SPECIALIZED TANNING LOTIONS AND SOAK UP THAT VITAMIN D!
SATANS OFFSPRING says – reply to this

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THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD, YES SHE'S AN ATHIEST AND SHE LOOKS LIKE THE DEVILS SPAWN HAHAHHAHAAHHHAHA
LIGHT SKINNED LADY says – reply to this

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OKAY A$$WIPES JUST BECAUSE YOUR BLACK DOESNT ALWAYS MEAN YOU CAN GET TOO BLACK YOU CAN BE LIKE ME AND BE TOO LIGHT, I AM VERY FAIR SKINNED AND IM HALF BLACK AND HALF MEXICAN… BTW SAVE THE RACIAL BULL$HIT COMMENTS AND STICK EM UP YOUR A$$, DONT BE SO CLOSED MINDED
LIGHT SKINNED LADY says – reply to this

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Re: Alexis –
YOU MAY HAVE A GOOD POINT BUT I DONT THINK ANY 20 SOMETHING IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS TO LOOK LIKE BEBE
FAT UNDESIRABLE GIRL WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM WHO HAS NO FRIENDS AND HATES HERSELF says – reply to this

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HERE I AM AGAIN, THE BIGGEST FUCKWAD ON THE WEB! I’M SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE I HAVE TO SHOW JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID I AM BY ALL THE BULLSHIT COMMENTS I MAKE. AS EVERYONE KNOWS, THIS IS FROM MY LICKING MY OWN MOTHER’S CUNT & LETTING HER PUSSY JUICE RUN DOWN MY THROAT. OF COURSE MY FATHER HAS HIS COCK UP MY ASS AT THE SAME TIME! YUMMY! I SHOULD BE SORRY FOR ALL OF MY STUPID REMARKS BUT I AM WITHOUT ANY COMMON SENSE OR INTELLIGENCE. I WILL KEEP ON MAKING THESE FOOLISH REMARKS BECAUSE I AM SOOOO FUCKING STUPID AND SELFISH & MOMMA STILL WANTS MY TONGUE IN HER SNATCH. TASTES JUST LIKE RANCID CHICKEN!
kimpossibly says – reply to this

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It's nice to see someone embracing their natural skin color - -besides staying out of the sun has probably contributed to her looking so damned good for her age…she's old as hell and still looks great!
SNIDE says – reply to this

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LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU FAT UGLY BLOATED POOFTER
david-0-Selznik says – reply to this

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imagine going into a kiss with that coming at you….
Snow White says – reply to this

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Re: DARQUE TAN – Hey, Darque tan, you dont happen to work in a tanning salon do you? Lol. Dont tell me that everyone can tan, Im of scottish/ welsh background and I am very fair, I have NEVER tanned. I have gotten burnt and peeled and been in a lot of pain when I Ive been in the sun but I have never gotten darker, its physically impossible. All your health benefits that you list, lol, what a load of crap. You forgot about melanoma, cancer, saggy and leathery looking skin, premature ageing etc. Enjoy your skin cancer dumbass.
Hugs Not Drugs says – reply to this

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Michael Jackson look-a-like
karinka says – reply to this

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SHE NEEDS A BIT OF BLUSH, NOT A TAN!!!!
00gabooga says – reply to this

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Lillith is pale?!?! YOU JUST NOW NOTICED?

HEY PEREZ, THIS JUST IN: MICHAEL JACKSON IS A CHILD MOLESTER AND ARNOLD HAS A THICK ACCENT.
HASBEEN says – reply to this

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AS YOU SEE, MY NAME SAYS IT ALL! I USUALLY POST IN BOLD (SEE MY PRIOR POSTS ON THE LAST SEVERAL PAGES). I ALWAYS WRITE THE SAME TIRED OLD COMMENTS (THEY’RE ALL HASBEENS) BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT WITHOUT AN EDUCATION OR IMAGINATION. AS YOU CAN TELL, I ESPECIALLY HATE WOMEN AND MAKE THE MOST VILE REMARKS ABOUT THEM. THIS IS DUE TO MY MOTHER MAKING ME SERVICE HER WITH MY TONGUE TO THIS VERY DAY! I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT ALL WOMEN ARE FAT & LONELY WITHOUT SELF-ESTEEM BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY OWN DISMAL LIFE. I HAVE NO BRAIN & PISS ALL OVER WOMEN WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE. OF COURSE I WILL NEVER HAVE A WOMAN OF MY OWN BEING THE ASSHOLE I AM. I WILL HAVE TO BE CONTENT TO STICK A DILDO UP MY ASS & DRINK MY OWN JIZZ FOR FUN. IT’S PROBABLY THE STD’S THAT HAVE ROTTED MY TINY MIND & TURNED ME INTO THE FUCKASS YOU READ ON THESE PAGES. SHIT SUCKER TO THE END!
Pam says – reply to this

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Bebe is pretty. Not everyone needs a tan! What about Dita? She's, another great fair skined beauty.
Fair Skin Is Good says – reply to this

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I think she's pretty!! But the lipsitck color is all wrong. Too strong for her.
Porcelain Doll says – reply to this

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Perez you a such a fucking douche. Kelly Osbourne is just as pale and you said how beautiful and "very dita von tesse" and now you call being pale a disease. You are a racist asshole.
Marco Pervo says – reply to this

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She's rocks the porcelain skin/ dark hair like a Goth girls attempt with the makeup. She was way hot as Lilith when she let the hair down. Highly bangable in the 80's, and still and oldie but goody.
Paddington Bear says – reply to this

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Pale skin is beautiful, but she's not doing it right.
MelodySoul says – reply to this

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Some people can't tan, although her skin almost looks grey. Maybe it's just the picture.