2 Guys 1 Cup

Filed under: Silly! > John Mayer

Click here to watch John Mayer's parody of "2 Girls 1 Cup."

Yes, he's making fun of THAT VIDEO.

And we love it - and him!

    Posted: Nov 8, 2007 at 1:43 am / Email this  »

    195 comments to “2 Guys 1 Cup”

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    1. Sianspheric says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    2. Diana says – reply to this


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      first!

    3. Katie says – reply to this


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      This man is not attractive

    4. Allison says – reply to this


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      5 millionth!

    5. JC says – reply to this


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      lol

    6. POTUSR says – reply to this


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      Now that's funny!

      Good timing!

    7. I ROCK says – reply to this


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      first!

    8. BUMP J says – reply to this


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      BUMP J CHICAGO STAND UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

    9. ali says – reply to this


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      50millionth!!!

    10. Kelly says – reply to this


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      I love this man.

    11. kimie says – reply to this


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      ohhh my!

    12. focus perez says – reply to this


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      does this justify something?

    13. Ali says – reply to this


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      5 million and 20th!!!

    14. Chrissy says – reply to this


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      eep.

    15. DaBitch says – reply to this


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      FIRST! BITCHES

    16. kimie says – reply to this


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      ohhh my!!!!

    17. Ron Paul says – reply to this


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      Ron Paul 2008 Hommies!

    18. Rob says – reply to this


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      Nicely done!!!!

    19. Princess says – reply to this


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      First bitches!!!!!!!!!! That video was so incredibly gross. Haha…..cute that he's making fun of it. And he looks good too…..

    20. she sucks. says – reply to this


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      mnvbjh

    21. LuckyNita says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….the other video was just gross……

    22. Lisa Rocks! says – reply to this


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      LOL!!!!!!!

    23. I ROCK says – reply to this


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      #1 :)

    24. jj says – reply to this


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      first bitches!!!!!!!!!!!

    25. Gypsy says – reply to this


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      Primera!

    26. Facey Face says – reply to this


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      14th

    27. cher says – reply to this


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      Cute,
      But I'm not sure what is gayer… Perez or Mayer…

    28. dtd says – reply to this


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      You know I don't like any of his music and I really thought he was a douche, but I'm startign to love him! This and the chocolate rain vid, the guy is funny.

    29. amanda says – reply to this


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      this just establishes why i love this man so much - i love the fact that he couldn't explain it on his blog b/c he said "as the guy who wrote 'daughters' i feel like i can't explain 2 girls 1 cup" what a cutie :)

    30. colleen says – reply to this


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      what video is he making fun of?

    31. kate says – reply to this


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      hahaha that's excellent.

    32. where is the video!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      where is the freakin original video!! i cant find it!!

    33. Jenny says – reply to this


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      Oh Shit (literally) that is TOO FUCKIN FUNNY! I love the fact that he potentially became scarred for life from that too. There is a grosser one yet though www.swapchicks.com It is not for the weak of heart. :(

      By the way, STOP WITH THE "FIRST" shit! How pathetic are you that you need to say that??

    34. wank says – reply to this


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      www.2girls1cup.com

    35. Gypsy says – reply to this


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      Hey, Perez, I want to thank you, sincerely, for posting 2 girls 1 cup. Although the visual assault has left me scarred for the rest of my life, I thank you for keeping me on my strict diet. Since watching that horrendous, sick, sick video, I have not been able to eat a darn thing. It’s going to be a loooong time, and many pounds shed, before I am able to regain my appetite.

      Thanks. I’ll be banging hot in my bikini just in time for Christmas vacation in the Caribbean.

      I hate you, Perez. I loathe you. Thank you, sicko.

      First. Bitches. Numero Uno!

    36. MYSTICGODDESS says – reply to this


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      SEE, NOW THIS IS WHY I CAN'T STAND THIS GUY. EVERY TIME HE PISSES ME OFF AND I THINK I CAN'T TOLERATE ANY MORE OF HIM (refer to previous blog), HE GOES AND DOES SOME F$^*%& HILARIOUS SHIT LIKE THIS AND I FIND MYSELF STARTING TO LIKE HIM AGAIN…ASSHOLE…MUST RESIST…BTW I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE FROM THAT OTHER VIDEO…HOW CAN THOSE BITCHES SLEEP AT NIGHT?…HOLD ON… ABOUT TO BARF…

    37. Eva says – reply to this


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      "Pulls self off of floor" Hahaha… I didn't even dare watch the other - original - video, but I know what it was about, and this is just so superb! John Mayer for president! It is just SOOSOOOOOO cool that such a famous artist dare do a thing like this :) :)

    38. maris says – reply to this


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      BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!! I LOVES IT SOOOO MUCH.

      i was sitting here watching discovery channel and this just made my night.

      xoxo johnny mayer

    39. manibani says – reply to this


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      haha just for this..i love him!

    40. I can't read says – reply to this


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      at least someone has a since of humor. Why are so many be bitching about the original post.

      "This is quite possibly the most offensive thing we have ever posted. Really"
      "You’ve been warned!"

      fair warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I would always consider "If you are easily offended…" NSFW dumb fucks

    41. soosin says – reply to this


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      i dont get it

    42. FART!!!!! says – reply to this


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      Is that the Pinkberry on Vermont ?

    43. Katie says – reply to this


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      BWAHAHAHA! fucking love him.

    44. Dion says – reply to this


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      Beyond lame: Just self-serving, boring, stupid, non funny, pointless, oh, yeah, and lousy.

    45. sam says – reply to this


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      haha gotta love him!!!
      he looks amazing

    46. sarahbears says – reply to this


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      i started crying laughing while i was watching this its so fucking funny.

    47. It's still really gross says – reply to this


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      So that is why you put up the 2g/1c. You had this John Mayer thing and it wouldn't have made sense to most, 99% of your readers, and myself included, if you had put it up alone. Good to know that most of your weirdos are not grotesque weirdos, but only gossip mongers.

    48. It's still really gross says – reply to this


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      So that is why you put up the 2g/1c. You had this John Mayer thing and it wouldn't have made sense to most, 99% of your readers, and myself included, if you had put it up alone. Good to know that most of your weirdos are not grotesque weirdos, but only gossip mongers.

    49. It's still really gross says – reply to this


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      So that is why you put up the 2g/1c. You had this John Mayer thing and it wouldn't have made sense to most, 99% of your readers, and myself included, if you had put it up alone. Good to know that most of your weirdos are not grotesque weirdos, but only gossip mongers.

    50. Not again says – reply to this


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      Re: Jenny

      Why did i go to the site you put down..My god.I was to nervous to even watch without a hand over my eyes..WTF!! is there no end..haha And your a girl who knows about this…LOL

    51. Don't need an explanation says – reply to this


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      Re: amanda – I don't see what's cute. He obviously saw it, and do we really need an explanation? No, I could have lived without seeing it and without explanation. So why do you love this guy? Because he can explain 2g/1c? I don't think it's any less gross just because it's him and the other guy. It just reminded me again. And it's also lulling us to think we can make jokes of the sickest stuff and become desensitized to it that way.

    52. Don't need an explanation says – reply to this


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      Re: amanda – I don't see what's cute. He obviously saw it, and do we really need an explanation? No, I could have lived without seeing it and without explanation. So why do you love this guy? Because he can explain 2g/1c? I don't think it's any less gross just because it's him and the other guy. It just reminded me again. And it's also lulling us to think we can make jokes of the sickest stuff and become desensitized to it that way.

    53. Don't need an explanation says – reply to this


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      Re: amanda – I don't see what's cute. He obviously saw it, and do we really need an explanation? No, I could have lived without seeing it and without explanation. So why do you love this guy? Because he can explain 2g/1c? I don't think it's any less gross just because it's him and the other guy. It just reminded me again. And it's also lulling us to think we can make jokes of the sickest stuff and become desensitized to it that way.

    54. meg says – reply to this


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      i want ice cream. :D

    55. cathy says – reply to this


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      that is beyond hilarious!!!

    56. thatz right bitch says – reply to this


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      LOVE IT BUT STILL THINK JOHN IS FUGLY

    57. none.ya says – reply to this


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      Idiot= wanting to be associated with the most disgusting thing most have ever seen.

      Every time I think of John Mayer now I want to vomit.

      Now he is the "pretending to eat Sherrod Smalls shit guy".

      Classless.

    58. Jacky says – reply to this


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      I don't get it? They're just eating ice cream like fags…

    59. yes I'm talking to you hoe says – reply to this


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      Re: Jenny – you're a dumb ass pathetic bitch! how fuckin worthless are you hoe

    60. kids in a sandbox says – reply to this


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      last?

      u think 2girls1cup is bad, u should try the pain Olympics, church of fudge, eel soup, snuffx.com… .ESPECIALLY snuffx.com and pain Olympics… not for the faint of heart…oh yeah, and my name too, kids in a sandbox, u should try that one out too.

      *I havent seen any of these videos, including 2girls1cup, because I read some descriptions and I know better. look at your own risk.

    61. Kiki says – reply to this


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      Wow. When people post their comments three times it is really annoying…

    62. Kiki says – reply to this


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      Wow. When people post their comments three times it is really annoying…

    63. maryann says – reply to this


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      Um, actually John Mayer posted this video a couple hours AFTER Perez posted the link to the original. I think John Mayer had the video stashed and when he saw the Perez put the link up he decided to post it, since a lot of people go to this sight (more people would understand the parody).

    64. Mimi says – reply to this


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      That is a guy with a sense of humor! :-) Love it! He just won some brownie points with me!

    65. rachel says – reply to this


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      HILAROUS!!! i pretty much barfed when i saw the original video…now i feel better because this video is amazing. those of you who havent seen it…you are very VERY lucky…i wont be able to sleep for a week….

    66. amanda says – reply to this


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      to "don't need an explanation" get a fucking sense of humor - yeah the original video was the sickest thing that human beings can possibly do but at least someone has the audacity to make light of it and has the balls to be a celebrity and take chances and express their own opinion. i love john b/c not only is he one of the greatest guitar players of our time, he's not afraid to be himself which is extremely refreshing

    67. Tosha says – reply to this


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      he's adorable & hilarious…the original video made me throw the fuck up

    68. g says – reply to this


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      perez are you trying to redeem yourself?? that was actually cute.

    69. Explain Here says – reply to this


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      Re: kids in a sandbox

      What the fuck are those things your talking about..Im to afraid to go to the sites..Explain on this site since you brought the things up..

    70. ???????????????? says – reply to this


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      Re: NO

      what is snuffix??

    71. b says – reply to this


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      Showing some love to fugs ?
      Have you been jacked Perez ?

    72. asscrack says – reply to this


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      i couldn't eat eat hardly anything today and the original video you posted ran through my head at various times but this video was funny

    73. Sianspheric says – reply to this


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      its pretty bad that I take a special pride at having really been FIRST on this

    74. Loaf says – reply to this


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      Now that is how you stay famous!

    75. Erin Piepenbrok says – reply to this


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      God, I love him.

      John Mayer for President

    76. hahaha says – reply to this


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      omg that was funny, i love john mayer!

    77. Shireen says – reply to this


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      so I am not that into his music… but he, has a person and comedian, fucking ROCKS!

      Love you, JOHN! hilarious!

    78. Fall Off a Cliff Already says – reply to this


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      What a fucking douche. He should stick to trying to sing and looking for people to pee on because this shit really isn't funny. He's so desperate for attention that just posting his blogs on his own website isn't enough, he has to spread his disease to Funny Or Die? What a way to taint an awesome site you syphilitic dick of an excuse for a musician.

    79. Crazy says – reply to this


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      Re: Kiki – as opposed to twice, when its just the right amount, huh?

    80. Buffie72 says – reply to this


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      Although the original video made me weak in the knees because of the revolting content (albeit a must see for anyone with a strong stomach, just to stay up to date with what's happening), this little movie of John is absolutely hilarious! The way his friend licks some cream out of the cup, the way John poors the chocolate; great, GREAT sense of humor. Love it!

    81. LisaK. says – reply to this


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      It's not funny. He's not funny or attractive or a good singer guy, so why do you keep posting about him Perez? I mean, we all know you wanna bang him, and probably already have, but he's not special. Your video was funnier, which pains me to say.

    82. cori says – reply to this


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      and thats pretty much why i love john mayer…next him being extremely talented. he looked pretty cute there too

    83. kara says – reply to this


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      Hilario! Seriously, I will not bring myself to watch that video based on what I've read on here, but I got the gist of it. 2 questions: What kind of disgusting creton would think of filming something like that, and secondly, those chicks must have been seriously high. What a fantastic thing, that at the end of your life you can say "I ate human shit on some lame-ass, internet 'porn' video". Way to go ladies. And props to the disgusting piece of shit (no pun intended) who filmed it and put in on-line. I hope you die a painful, lingering death.

    84. John's Mother says – reply to this


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      Now THAT was a MUCH needed reprieve!

    85. Elsam says – reply to this


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      What a fag.

    86. peter says – reply to this


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      who is john mayer?

    87. ☼☼krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl☼☼ says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzz
      Perez….
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      I liked your peanut
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      butter video..it cracked my
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      azz off..U cute little boy…◘
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    88. liz says – reply to this


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      I was yelling at my kids to get dressed for school and was stressed out,I sat down at the pc and watched this video.Gave me a laugh,John and his buddy did a great job.

    89. Leisa says – reply to this


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      Well I hated you for the 2 girls video, but I guess this redeems you perez, I love me some John Mayer, now stop calling him fugs, you know you want him…

    90. dee says – reply to this


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      that other guy is hilarious too! love em both.

    91. Vivian says – reply to this


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      lmao! JOHN'S HILARIOUS, and hot.

    92. O'Really says – reply to this


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      This is the same guy who did "chocolate rain" with John… nice to see he has such a cute partner in humor!

    93. Dutchie says – reply to this


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      Hilarious!

    94. chelece says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA! Love the Mayer

    95. Gina says – reply to this


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      LOL This i can stomach

    96. Melissa Aikens says – reply to this


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      he is sooooooooo hot

    97. caroline says – reply to this


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      oh john, how i love u!!! :)

    98. JOHN MAYER ROCKS! says – reply to this


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      he IS a funny guy in person..that's his real personality..I love him ever since I watch John Mayer Has A TV Show in 2004…but then a year later, he started to become too serious and mysterious, i donno why..now i'm glad HE'S BACK to show his funny side in videos!!!

    99. me says – reply to this


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      I MISSED THE VEDIO WHEN IT WAS POSTED…I WANT TO SEE SHIT LOL…POST IT AGAIN FOR ALL OF US THAT WANT TO BE GROSSED OUT

    100. Traci says – reply to this


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      I am so glad someone could find the humor in that. When my friend told me about that video, I was like WTF? I hope those girls got paid!

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