2 Guys 1 Cup
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Click here to watch John Mayer's parody of "2 Girls 1 Cup."
Yes, he's making fun of THAT VIDEO.
And we love it - and him!
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I really see John Mayor in a new light now. The original video literally made me sick, but this one made me feel better about the whole thing. He always seemed so serious. I like him better after seeing this!
this is absolutley halarious!
I love the pinkberry out of John Mayer he is hilarious….You can tell he would be an awesome guy to date!!!! Jugs should be praying for this guy to come back in her life
now i know why jessica simpson used to adore him, even though he had long shaggy hair and looked fugly…he's a FUNNY guy! maybe that was the reason why they could get along well in the first place…they are both goofy!!!
John's awesome. I never knew he was this funny until I started reading Perez Hilton!
baaahhaha. that is funny.
Thank gawd they did this video, I couldn't sleep last night after watching the original one! At least now I have something to replace it with!
John Mayer is awesome.
ok i guess it made it a bit better… but now I cant look at ice cream the same way anymore.. Ill always think of that video…. one word for it NASTY
I do love him though!
Bloody hell he actually looked hot in that?! So wrong!
Re: where is the video!!!!!!!! – It may be blocked from your computer…….do not watch it…….its about girls that eat their poop,puke on it,and eat that up to………you can never unsee it……..DONT DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Lola – Trust me…..its still there in your mind………i saw it months ago,and it randomly pops up……..church doesnt help either……..i want to find those girls and soak them over night in bleach,maybe then i will feel at peace……………….you know their moms must be soooo proud!!!!!!!
I love John Mayer.. he's so funny. I just watched the video of those two shit eating bitches. How gross. It's probably full of shit… probably chocolate ice cream or something, but make it look like it's some funky pile o' shit. Who the fuck would be stupid enough to eat shit…. unless you wanna get sick and get hepatitis or some other friggin' disease….
that john mayer got some serious sense of humor. He and Perez should have their own show together. How about tihs Perez & Mayer show…thank me later Perez and give me some points.
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wow I never know John had a sense of morbid humor
I L O V E J O H N M A Y E R
ok see that funny the original was fucking disgustingi almost puked
Re: rachel – What is so amazing? Are you retarded? You use the word AMAZING for a parody of the sickest thing known at this moment on this site? It just tells me, he saw it. Gross. He is parodying it. Gross. He is self-serving. And sweet, dumb as a doornail I'm gonna be a country singer JESSICA SIMPSON is good to be rid of him. She should have stayed with Nick. He loved her. Others are using her, but she's to stupid to know the difference. …. I seem to have gone on a tangent there….my bad +)
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AND I DON'T LIKE YOUR MUSIC, JOHN. It will be on easy listening soon enough. I liked "Wonderland" for about five minutes. And there's another song out right now that I think is you, but I'm not sure, and I haven't bothered to find out. It is so nonmemorable I can't even think of the melody/music. The only time I liked you was when you were with Dave Chappelle. THAT'S IT.
Re: kids in a sandbox – Why would you give the addresses if you cared so much? I don't have kids, but I'm sure teenagers and other kids sneak on here at their friends house with the "cool" moms. Now, they have you to thank for giving them the idea of going where no one should go let alone youth and others. What's the matter with you? Are you a peddler of this crap? You must be.
Re: kids in a sandbox – Why would you give the addresses if you cared so much? I don't have kids, but I'm sure teenagers and other kids sneak on here at their friends house with the "cool" moms. Now, they have you to thank for giving them the idea of going where no one should go let alone youth and others. What's the matter with you? Are you a peddler of this crap? You must be.
ROFL…. that is hilarious! Love it when someone famous doesn't take themselves so seriously and can mess around like this.
You should be proud, Perez. Now, people are leaving their sick fetish video info right here. You should be so proud of yourself. Never have I ever been more disappointed in you. In fact, I've never been disappointed in you, even at your harshest. But you just opened this site to bullshit that was not what your site was for. Change the name from "Celebrity juice, not from Concentrate" to "Freak Porn that will cause some to be morally bankrupt and I slip it to them under the Guise of a Celebrity Fug Picture."
You should be proud, Perez. Now, people are leaving their sick fetish video info right here. You should be so proud of yourself. Never have I ever been more disappointed in you. In fact, I've never been disappointed in you, even at your harshest. But you just opened this site to bullshit that was not what your site was for. Change the name from "Celebrity juice, not from Concentrate" to "Freak Porn that will cause some to be morally bankrupt and I slip it to them under the Guise of a Celebrity Fug Picture."
You should be proud, Perez. Now, people are leaving their sick fetish video info right here. You should be so proud of yourself. Never have I ever been more disappointed in you. In fact, I've never been disappointed in you, even at your harshest. But you just opened this site to bullshit that was not what your site was for. Change the name from "Celebrity juice, not from Concentrate" to "Freak Porn that will cause some to be morally bankrupt and I slip it to them under the Guise of a Celebrity Fug Picture."
Re: looney now – I have to agree. I was driving down the road wondering what is going on in those houses, warehouses. I just wanted to go home. And I kept thinking about the girls. Where are they?
Re: looney now – I have to agree. I was driving down the road wondering what is going on in those houses, warehouses. I just wanted to go home. And I kept thinking about the girls. Where are they?
Yay ^_^
More fudge on top!
LOL. I love it
ok, so now I am getting why you posted the "real" one - as a set up to the parody. OK, I forgive you Perez! (although I wasn't really mad in the 1st place).
I saw, for the first time, the two girls and a cup video last nite!! It had to be the most Fuckin discustingly horrible foulest most trif thing I had ever seen.! I hope those girls got paid alot!! They looked like trash tho so Im sure they did for a 5$ crack rock.
oh my god, i love it!!!!
i love him for doing this….
HAHAHAHHAHA. that was amazing.
haha, that's funny! cool guy.
Next closes thing to "Jenkem" Eh?
oh my god, thank you for posting that, i could NOT get that sick video out of my head, but this helps tremendously.
xx
see, this is why i love the mayer.. he is damn hilarious.. he can do no wrong in my book.. sense of humor always wins over all!
He's cute =) anyways, what's THAT VIDEO? where can i find it?
I saw this lastnight on his website and couldn't so laughing..my friend din't think its that funny but hey I laugh at stuff like this all the time. I think he's really in light dry humorous way..its cute
Oh my God, who knew John Mayer had such a great sense of humor! Hilarious!!
He is just brilliant and hilarious. He is the best our generation has put out BY FAR.
Safe but hilarious!!!
im surprised they even got to film in pinkberry! they never allow cameras or video cameras in there!! i guess only if you are john mayer.
0:12-0:15 = soooo cute
John Mayer is HOT
john mayer has to be the most down to earth guy!
I didn't watch the original video.Thank God. After reading the comments, I figured out what it was about. Everyone who watched it better clean the hell out of their computer. Just hearing about it scarred me. How disgustingly filthy do you have to be to do that, to enjoy that? Just awful. Even animals don't do that. However, I think this video is pretty funny and it replaces the other junk that was swirling in my head.
You know… I kind of dig him now (in a totally non-gay way). Seems like a cool guy with a good sense of humor. I laughed at it.
I like John Mayers parodies! Bring them on John!
John Mayer is fuckin' awesome!
looool too cute
haha funny shit
Too funny! Not gross, funny.
lolz, awesome. love that guy
HERE I AM AGAIN, THE BIGGEST FUCKWAD ON THE WEB! I’M SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE I HAVE TO SHOW JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID I AM BY ALL THE BULLSHIT COMMENTS I MAKE. AS EVERYONE KNOWS, THIS IS FROM MY LICKING MY OWN MOTHER’S CUNT & LETTING HER PUSSY JUICE RUN DOWN MY THROAT. OF COURSE MY FATHER HAS HIS COCK UP MY ASS AT THE SAME TIME! YUMMY! I SHOULD BE SORRY FOR ALL OF MY STUPID REMARKS BUT I AM WITHOUT ANY COMMON SENSE OR INTELLIGENCE. I WILL KEEP ON MAKING THESE FOOLISH REMARKS BECAUSE I AM SOOOO FUCKING STUPID AND SELFISH & MOMMA STILL WANTS MY TONGUE IN HER SNATCH. TASTES JUST LIKE RANCID CHICKEN!
LOL, oh god the original video, 2girls1cup.com
Totally made me lose my appetite for Frozen yogurt. ;~;
LAME
God I love John Mayer more and more everytime I see him, and Sherrod Small is hilarious!
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Yeah,, what kara said! Oh, and I love John Mayer even if his recent blogs and this video not so much.
perez…i love you
that was awesome
i think i love john mayer! is that wrong? lol
HAHAHAHA
this is fucking hilarious.
props to johnny
Too funny!!!!
HA! John's humor is classic. I'd love to see him do standup. He's got this kind of awkward, careless, straight-faced funniness that I love. And well, he's John Mayer (awesome guitarist & lyricist)…enough said for now.
I really think Mayer is gay, Sherrod is his partner and he has really tricked most of you into over looking it. Everything about him is very fake especially his hyped up music career.
Here's proof that John Mayer can manipulate the media.
I feel so lost, I still haven't seen this video, and I don't know where to find it…..:-( but telling from everyone's comments it's nothing to be too excited about
That's normal behavior for John…ask Jessica. She should have gone into that relationship with a raincoat. Alicia and Jess were there 2 girls. He loves to watch…
May the real John Mayer please stand up or sit down? Darn you look like Stephen or is it David. Feeling tripolar lately Johnny?
It's all too late mate.
WHEN DID JON MAYER GET SO HOT? good lord
Wow he looks so Hot! I love John Mayer…he's so funny!
AS YOU SEE, MY NAME SAYS IT ALL! I USUALLY POST IN BOLD (SEE MY PRIOR POSTS ON THE LAST SEVERAL PAGES). I ALWAYS WRITE THE SAME TIRED OLD COMMENTS (THEY’RE ALL HASBEENS) BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT WITHOUT AN EDUCATION OR IMAGINATION. AS YOU CAN TELL, I ESPECIALLY HATE WOMEN AND MAKE THE MOST VILE REMARKS ABOUT THEM. THIS IS DUE TO MY MOTHER MAKING ME SERVICE HER WITH MY TONGUE TO THIS VERY DAY! I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT ALL WOMEN ARE FAT & LONELY WITHOUT SELF-ESTEEM BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY OWN DISMAL LIFE. I HAVE NO BRAIN & PISS ALL OVER WOMEN WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE. OF COURSE I WILL NEVER HAVE A WOMAN OF MY OWN BEING THE ASSHOLE I AM. I WILL HAVE TO BE CONTENT TO STICK A DILDO UP MY ASS & DRINK MY OWN JIZZ FOR FUN. IT’S PROBABLY THE STD’S THAT HAVE ROTTED MY TINY MIND & TURNED ME INTO THE FUCKASS YOU READ ON THESE PAGES. SHIT SUCKER TO THE END!
and this is why i want johnmay to be my future husband.
please… marry me. wow.
hey perez your a homo and you suck cock, this video was shit i hope you burn in hell
Simpson's did it!
Re: Kelly – Yeah….we "Kelly"s are an intelligent group!!!:)
what?! camera allowed at pinkberry?
john mayer forever, so funny and real.
A gay couple. John will have the last laugh.
To think that John KNOWS about this makes me sick!! But still…good job John. Perez I am still sickened by your lack of taste.
FUCK! original was too disgusting for me to watch sooooo, i really hope
you guys dont watch aether….. its gonna stay forever in your fucking head
Re: HASBEEN – Now that's the real John Mayer
Re: MYSTICGODDESS – So now are you going to hate him or like him again? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!
The recent kiss up must be Perez hoping to get a date with John or else he would be trying to out him because JM is more gay than Jake Gyllenhaal or some of the other guys Perez tried to out.
Perez, thank goodness that Jon Mayer did a parody of the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Now I can think of Jon's funny spoof. On a side note, Perez, how could you do this to your readers! When I clicked on this, I thought maybe that I'd see Danny B's ballsack again, but didn't expect that! I can't believe you would even allow this scum on your website; your website is about celebrities, not crack whores
Re: Apron Boobs Face – LOL! South Park…
I love so much that he makes fun of all the dumb internet viral vids! I would do him 6 ways from Sunday
www.2girls1cup.com
Was just sick! I cannot believe people find "crap" to be a turn on. I hope those girls parents are ashamed!
i LOVE his reaction when he first ate the ice cream!
Re: Monique –
STOP SPREADING THIS LINK…YOURE SO GROSS…I GUESS U ENJOY SCAT.
2girls1cup.com is great
oh my gosh, thisis too damn funny. I love that fact that John takes the time and does these video clips for us.
btw.. www.2girls1cup.com IS TOO FUCKING SICK. OH MY GOD!!!
you partied with this man.
my personal hero-of whom also might be the biggest badass of all time.
lucky mother man.
lucky mother.
i really dont think i want to know what this video is pertaining to.
I don't get it. .. but its funny!
ALERT!!!!!
That video is BS. If you believe that was actually poop, you're an idiot. Simple gimmicks and basic editing would make it possible for anyone to fake this nonsense. Yes, you did see it coming out, but I'd bet you anything that substance had been delivered there only moments before it was expelled.
People are so easily led to believe nonsense.
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