Check Out My New Car To Wreck, Y'All

Filed under: Britney Spears

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Britney went through with her purchase yesterday.

The popwreck paid a visit to the Van Nuys Mercedes dealership and bought herself a new SUV.

She had been driving around in a much more paparazzi-friendly white Benz convertible recently.

She'll probably rip the roof off her truck by the end of the week. She needs/wants/needs the papz to take her pics!!

Update: Okay, so she didn't buy the car. Yet! Brit will be back today or tomorrow or every day for the next month, after she's done with chandelier shopping!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

    Posted: Nov 8, 2007 at 1:18 pm / Email this  »

    168 comments to “Check Out My New Car To Wreck, Y'All”

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    1. amack says – reply to this


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      whore

    2. craven says – reply to this


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      sweet ride!

    3. apu4lyf says – reply to this


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      Unfitney fo' lyf.
      Endless source of entertainment. Fantastic.

    4. me says – reply to this


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      i like it

    5. t says – reply to this


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      man, almost 1rst

    6. Nobody says – reply to this


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      Ew. ew and ew.

    7. Mike says – reply to this


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      Nice car!!! Go Britney!1

      Kelly Clarkson - MY DECEMBER - Go buy it everyone

    8. Joey B says – reply to this


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      I have the same ride, its a nice one.

      PS: Lauren Conrad licks semen.

    9. angie says – reply to this


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      oh silly bitch

    10. yvette says – reply to this


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      first?!

    11. Paulie says – reply to this


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      PEREZ - MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Did she get the V12 convertible or the SUV????

    12. Emily says – reply to this


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      woohoo

    13. shaffles says – reply to this


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      how many cars does she have anyways?

    14. Brittney says – reply to this


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      I thought that she bought an SL 65
      Not an SUV

    15. SWEET says – reply to this


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      At least the kids will got more space…. (when she get them… once every blue moon)
      AND it`s more security….. (for when she gets an accident, at least the kids, when she gets them, are more secure…)

      Well…. bottom line, it`s a good choice for the kids… (WHEN she gets them…)

      Take care people!
      Sweet

    16. Meli says – reply to this


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      She actually looks pretty in thic pic==ok it is far away..but still. It isn't like she NEEDS another vehicle…this is just a stupid purchase.

    17. IHateBritney says – reply to this


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      I will pay $50.00 to the first person who takes a steamy shit on her hood.
      .
      BRITNEY NEEDS TO O.D. ALREADY!!!!

    18. Umbrella-ella-ella says – reply to this


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      I fucking hate this girl. Stop reporting on her and she will go away!!

    19. kymama says – reply to this


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      well good for her. good use of her money. asshole.

    20. katrina says – reply to this


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      I thought she bought a white mercedes 2 seater???

    21. Steve Hart says – reply to this


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      LOOKS GREAT BRIT!! WHY IS IT THAT WHERE EVER SHE IS THERE'S A PAPARAZZI??!! GEEZ I WOULDN'T WANT TO LIVE THAT WAY

    22. Justin says – reply to this


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      if you're gonna post something, get the facts right bitch!…she didn't buy the SUV, she only test drove it. She actually bought a SL65 AMG. Fuck you perez and go to hell.

      Love you Britney!!!

    23. me says – reply to this


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      she didn't buy SUV she bought a white SL 65 worth 190,000.00

      your slipping!!!!

    24. CourtneyMac says – reply to this


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      that car is hoot!

    25. Whoreanus says – reply to this


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      New car, new house, new car, new house. Whatever. For someone so rich and famous, she sure has a lonely life.

    26. aDORAble says – reply to this


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      Nice ride….why don't she put out some money and take care of that shit on top of her head.

    27. pep smear says – reply to this


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      I like the car its cute. It reminds from the Video "Do Somethin" that she did with the Hummer a little bit.

    28. nicole says – reply to this


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      wow, just wow…

    29. tag says – reply to this


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      LOL

    30. linda418 says – reply to this


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      According to the other gossip mongers she purchased a 2 seater Mercedes which they're in an uproar about cuz she has nowhere to put her boo-boos!

    31. perezsucks says – reply to this


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      You are such a douche bag perez she didn't buy the SUV she bought the SL 65.

    32. crap-tas-tic says – reply to this


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      I hope they high-grossed her!

    33. I like brit!!!! says – reply to this


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      I kinda feel sorry for her. She got messed up by a guy and now she cant get her shit together. I would still date her though..haha
      ;
      She makes over 700,000 a month wow!! Who wouldn't go a lil crazy if you were angry, and could do whatever you want.

    34. Taryn says – reply to this


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      ummm, FYI Perez, she bought the Benz. Do your research you douche bag.

      taryn.

    35. Ay Guey says – reply to this


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      Me likey!!! She's still a crazy bitch though.

    36. jp says – reply to this


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      that thing is fucking ugly. looks like an 80's jeep

    37. JenXOXO says – reply to this


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      GOOD- More protection for her kids… if she ever gets them back. What a mess!!!

    38. Denise says – reply to this


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      Now the kids have more room to play around while they're with their mom doing "family stuff" …. like waiting for her to go to Starbuck's, waiting for her to tan, waiting for her to buy chandeliers, waiting for her to make a drug run, waiting while she flashes her pussy … you know, all the fun stuff she does with her kids :)

    39. eat it. lick it. snort it. fuck it. says – reply to this


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      Meth-face! Her skin is so greasy in pictures the pores are oozing from all the greasy McDonalds. NAST!

    40. JOYCE says – reply to this


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      UUUMMM…..TOO BAD SHE DIDNT BUY THAT ONE BUDDY LMAO

    41. RayRay says – reply to this


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      I hope K Fuck takes her for all she is worth!

    42. ddv says – reply to this


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      she didnt buy the suv…she bought the sl 65 coupe.

    43. jp says – reply to this


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      Re: Taryn – she might have bought a different one but the vehicle in the picture is still a benz…douche

    44. r.a. says – reply to this


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      actually she got the mercedes sl 65

      but of course perez copied another website (fame pictures) that is reporting that she bought the G series

      what a joke you are perez

    45. ◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchygrlΦ↓ says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻

      nice to zee carz make U happy/itz not like itz a kid☻

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻

    46. Moi says – reply to this


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      Very earth friendly isn't it? F*cking polluter.

    47. Kenneth says – reply to this


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      perez YOU ARE ALLLLLL WRONG !
      SHE BOUGHT THE MERCEDES CONVERTIBLE YOU DUMB FUCK. YOU ARE SO UN-CREDITWORTHY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. ALL YOU DO IS REPORT LIES.
      LIKE FIDEL CASTRO……. HE'S ALIVE YOU DUMB ASS ….. REPORTING HE WAS DEAD… THE GOV'T SHOULD SUE YOUR ASS AND SENTENCE YOU TO THE DEATH PENALTY.

    48. Paulie says – reply to this


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      She's such an empty person… you can tell she's desperately trying to fill her life somehow by shopping, doing drugs and alcohol, partying, etc. I feel sorry for her AND her fans who are just as delusional as she is. Money does NOT buy you happiness, nor does having #1 CD… sorry, #2. She's the perfect example of someone with too much money and time on their hands and with no idea what to do with their life. Sad, really sad. She has the resources to trully have a good life and accomplish so much more than others in terms of giving back to the world, and she's just wasting it. In 20 years she'll look back (if she's still alive) and wonder how she could have been so stupid.

    49. Sara says – reply to this


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      PEREZ——->>>>>

      She DIDNT buy it………..she bought another White Benz (CAR) again……only the new one is a hard top….

    50. ur mum says – reply to this


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      perez ur just jealous ur ass cant fit in there.

    51. Alyssa says – reply to this


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      You make $700k+ a month…why not go out and buy shit like this.

    52. Grim Reaper says – reply to this


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      oh goody a SUV, they are prone to roll overs and death, GOOD CHOICE BRIT BRIT!

    53. Gypsy says – reply to this


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      Great gas guzzler. Just what the world needs, besides two unwanted kids.

    54. ur mum says – reply to this


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      she is so adorable

    55. Ding Dang BritBrit says – reply to this


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      If she can afford $200K cars, why can't she get a good hairdresser that can do a good weave??? Her hair is a rat's nest….and she needs to stop wearing those belly shirts, she's got a FAT GUT.

    56. voxie says – reply to this


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      oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, last nite right on Sepulveda Blvd. she bought a Tiffany lamp with its shade in the shape of 4 buttock imprints of Cameran Manhiem'ss ass - not a car!! WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?

    57. smarf says – reply to this


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      she can really hurt the paparazi in that thing..

    58. Wrongdickhead says – reply to this


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      X17 online has video of the salesperson telling us that Britney bought the Mercedes SL65…YOUR FUCKING WRONG PEREZ, she didn't buy the G-class SUV.

    59. Fuckuperez says – reply to this


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      Perez you idiot, check your facts before you post. She bought the car and only test drove the SUV.
      GOD YOU ARE STUPID.

    60. rosa says – reply to this


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      IHatebritney: I will pay someone $50.00 if they take a steamy shit in your mouth. STOP HATING BITCH

    61. Phil says – reply to this


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      Maybe she could smile that bi for her kids…nah.

    62. eb says – reply to this


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      ah, el colmo de los colmos.

    63. SCHOOLIN' AROUND says – reply to this


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      Re: Leroy Loves Anal – IS THAT ENGLISH DIRTBAG?

    64. Tay says – reply to this


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      BRITNEY DIDN'T buy the G55 AMG (SUV), she bought the SL65 AMG. Watvh the video Dumbass!

    65. Christian says – reply to this


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      too bad she didnt even buy that truck.
      and for the guy that stated above that they stopped making them, they didnt. they still make the g wagon you idiot. go to any benz dealer and actually speak to someone about it. stop reporting lies because your poor white trash ass can't buy one.
      She worked hard for everything she has….. worth close to $200 million dollars…. she can buy whatever she wants, when she wants, in whatever color she wants.

    66. ian says – reply to this


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      hopefully she'll run over your fat ass.

    67. GOOD 4 HER says – reply to this


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      This is what she needed, something less pap friendly and easier to put her kids in and out. We support you, BRIT, in your HEALING…… not antics…. Please, Please think about that. Michael Jackson had nearly $450 million and is nearly bankrupt because of lawsuits and he lost favor with the public. You are very close to heading in that direction. SAve yourself.

    68. GOOD 4 HER says – reply to this


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      This is what she needed, something less pap friendly and easier to put her kids in and out. We support you, BRIT, in your HEALING…… not antics…. Please, Please think about that. Michael Jackson had nearly $450 million and is nearly bankrupt because of lawsuits and he lost favor with the public. You are very close to heading in that direction. SAve yourself.

    69. GOOD 4 HER says – reply to this


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      This is what she needed, something less pap friendly and easier to put her kids in and out. We support you, BRIT, in your HEALING…… not antics…. Please, Please think about that. Michael Jackson had nearly $450 million and is nearly bankrupt because of lawsuits and he lost favor with the public. You are very close to heading in that direction. SAve yourself.

    70. Jacqueline says – reply to this


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      wait, i thought she copied lohan and got a sl65? fuckin stupid bitch couldn't even get the color right though, the correct color is black bitch, not ugly ass, cheap tacky white…i bet she'll get some tacky ass gold trim and shit to go with it..maybe stick an x-mas tree on the dash? whatever it is, she'll end up doing something to it to make it "britney spears" classy….maybe she'll hang a beer can from the rearview…..ugh.

    71. cplusg says – reply to this


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      Don't be jealous!!!! Besides, she has been driving the convertible much longer than most celebs drive their cars….who cares. I figure it will be easier for her to run over paps in that thing! Go Brit!

    72. marcy says – reply to this


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      Aw man, thats my car right there! that bitch! thats the G55 AMG boohooooooo! i want one!!!!!!!

    73. mimifan says – reply to this


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      nice ride!

    74. michelle says – reply to this


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      check facts look at x17 they have vid she got a CAR ……
      maybe we should check facts befor we post and look silly

    75. amack says – reply to this


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      Re: Leroy Loves Anal – LEROY LOVES ATTENDING SCHOOL!!!!!!

    76. perez sucks says – reply to this


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      this guy always gets stories so wrong. and the stories he does report on are so fucking pointless its insane. like this one here, so meaningless and dumb but this fat homo gets the thing completely wrong by copying another worthless website.

      i also have a blog and todays top story was:

      USA and France at War. Bush Sends troops to PARIS!
      UPDATE: well maybe they arent actually at war, but maybe someday they will be.

    77. James says – reply to this


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      Get your facts straight dumb ass. She passed on the G-Wagon and bought a white SL65.

    78. Paulie says – reply to this


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      to #80 Christian - She's just so DISGUSTING! All that money and she still can't buy class, style and happiness.

    79. DATS NOT MY BABY says – reply to this


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      Re: Leroy Loves Anal – LEROY SUCKS ASS

    80. LALA says – reply to this


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      unfitney def sucks!!!!! i dont get why people keep making fun of her yet her
      "pop Wreck" album is number 2…. People make up your mind.

    81. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Come on Perez get it right, she bought a new 604 horsepower V-12!

    82. Grossed Out says – reply to this


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      Crazy bitch is wearing the same top she wore the night before "chandelier shopping".

      She needs a psychiatrist and a stylist - STAT!

    83. Billie says – reply to this


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      CARRIE UNDERWOOD ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    84. lolo says – reply to this


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      why cant that whore stay the hell out of the valley~ she does not belong there. If she lives over in Malibu why does she head over the hill? We dont want her stank ass in the valley~they have plenty of benz dealers, gas stations, starbucks and lighting stores out her way! Ironic that Kevin lives in the valley and that is where she chooses to pop up all the time!

    85. dumb cunt says – reply to this


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      Re: Jacqueline
      soo your pissed off because she DIDNT copy lindsay lohan? are you fucking retarded. its a car.. like seriously why the fuck does she have to get one that looks like lindsay's.. and she can put whatever the fuck she wants in her car.. its HER car, your ass wont ever get in it so why should you care

    86. Mo says – reply to this


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      who gives a shit what car she drives… it dont matter when your a know asshole!

    87. aSS says – reply to this


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      GET YOUR REPORTING RIGHT THE FIRST TIME ASSWIPE. YOU POST SHIT AND THEN IT TURNS OUT TO BE COMPLETELY WRONG INFO SO YOU POST AN UPDATE . FAT FUCK.

    88. Dating Misanthrope says – reply to this


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      Holy Crap! Living in L.A. in an area frequented by Shitney I am quite unhappy that she bought a SUV. More chance she will hit and kill someone in that. FANTASTIC!! Dumb bitch needs to die before she (seriously) hurts someone else.

    89. cunt says – reply to this


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      Re: lolo
      as jamie lynn says.. if you dont like it then move the fuck out.
      like seriously get over it.. she can go wherever she wants.

    90. Concerned says – reply to this


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      I hope she doesn't buy that!
      Let's drive around giant ugly SUVs that we Don't need and make the earth's situation worse.
      She should be out buying meds and a personal live in counselor

    91. ss says – reply to this


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      HITLER drove the same Mercedes G Wagon Brit is pictured driving. Just sayin…

    92. Britney Felches Donkeys says – reply to this


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      Aww how cute! Look what you Britaloonies bought her by buying "Blackout"! Instead of putting the money aside for her kids' future, she is off doing what Britney does best…spending it on things she doesn't need! It wouldn't surprise me if she put out the new music just so she could make enough money to buy this fug car and support her partying. That's why the music is so awful. Britallonies would buy a CD of her farting, burping and saying "hey ya'll!" if they could.

    93. Puleeze says – reply to this


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      Oh good. The most ecologically dismal, out-of-date vehicle possible. The girl is clueless. Daryl Hannah sets a MUCH better example when it comes to cars.

    94. haha says – reply to this


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      hahah.. shes copying! nicole richie

    95. smurf sucker says – reply to this


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      Looks like a bread box. Fug. She will probably buy it b/c her fatass can't fit in her 2 door anymore. This one will hold more fraps and her rotten-toothed tots. She must be celebrating her #2 CD. Spend the money now bitch because the album has nowhere to go but down. Kinda like your filthy mouth does on a filthy cock in a filthy public restroom.

    96. I likes...very effin' much. says – reply to this


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      Dayum, Brit. Buy dat mofo and cum pick me up. We kin go flippin' 'n pimp dat ride lik it ain't neva bin pimped b4.

    97. Daryl Hannah??? says – reply to this


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      Re: Puleeze – Damn gurl, she's so 80s. Can you come up with someone more contemporary.

    98. Dumb Whore says – reply to this


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      I'm a dumb whore y'all that makes $730,000 per month and I piss my money away like water… I'll be broke before ya know it y'all cause my so called singing career is in the shitter…

    99. blackout says – reply to this


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      hits the scene in her new waaaaagon

    100. Puleeze says – reply to this


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      Re: Daryl Hannah??? – Her acting may be out-of-date but she's still cutting edge when it comes to going green.

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