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that seriously made me gag
You may just be the funniest person in the world!
couldn't watch the whole thing…
i just want to know WHY, perez, WHY?
freak
xoxoxo
clover
Perez, you made me smile
I needed that today!
Ok Perez, that was funny!
Perez, your clip is kind of funny but after seeing the 2 girls 1 cup video I just can't watch people eating gooey brown stuff anymore without actually throwing up in my mouth. I don't think I've ever been so disturbed by anything as I was (and still am) seeing those two girls. HOW can there be people who are THAT disgusting in the world???? Someone please explain.
I think I just peed a little
ew that is sick… you are gross… enough with the videos of yourself. they are dumb and i come here to see selebrities–not you.
U Freak!! LOL
HAHAHAHAH i love you soo much
Perez u'z a nasty fuck but I love u kid u is 1 funni muthafuker LMFAO!
what the hell is the matter with you, you are fat and just ate about 1200 grams of fat. Dude seriouslly, I am never coming to your site again, I think you are f*in ugly, fat and GAY - queeny nasty bitch!
DAMN, PEREZ, YOU'RE VERSION IS FUNNIER THAN DUMB ASS JOHN MAYER'S!!!!! A MUCH MORE ACCURATE RENDITION, I MUST SAY…
HAHAHAHA. That's too funny. Loves it.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
let me tell you, 2 girl 1 cup has left me permanently unable to eat chocolate, most dark icecreams, peanut butter, oatmeal, chocolate milk, SOFT SERVE ICECREAM MOST DEFINITLEY
and yeah, this is hilarious =]
Perez that's pretty weird.does this have to do with the 2girls1cup video?i'm asking cuz i didn't see it.but how can u eat peanut butter like this.didn't u have a heartburn later?i have peptic ulcer and i know stuff like this can cause this to you.
Way to blow any remote chance you ever had of getting laid, you disgusting fat retard.
It's so funny that people are still pissed off about that video. Yeah, it was really disgusting. That's why when ever an ass and a cup popped up, I closed the window right then and there. Like hell if I was gonna watch the rest. I got the gist of it from the comments. You're the idiots who watched the WHOLE thing and now you're bitching. Hahahaha.
This was funny though.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Cup Chicks!! eeewwwww
that made me a bit nauseous, couldn't get the image of baby poo out of my mind
thats it. between you kissing up to paris and amy and never telling the shit that they do ete paris and her storage full of home porn. and now you are just making stupid videos cause you think your somebody people care about. last time i will ever view this web site-its just stupid now.
alot of my friends feel the same after the clip from yes.
Was almost as disturbing as the real post. Next time eat the peanutbutter out of some dude's crack.
DOG Chapman's stupid traitor son should have to eat peanutbutte from your crack to get back in the family and them just maybe.
You're so ugly
Thank you Perez, I laughed my cup off!! (Using the original music made it even better because I was torn between laughing at your video and remembering, in dirty detail, what was really going on during that innocent piano music.) Love.
Perez,
I'm scared to click the "If you are easily offended…" links now!
But I'm glad I did, because
that was halarious!
UGH! ARAGH_H_H_H_H_H_H_H_H_H_H_H_J_H_H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess I need to be a fat famewhoring fucked up fag to understand that. Translation…the big Homo gets Utube counts and more sad fucks have to watch him.
Couldn't finish the first one and can't do this one either. Much better tho! Still scarred!
You're fucking hilarious. That was great!
all i have to say is… 2girls1cup lol that as disgusting. me and my friends were dying when we saw that video.
i guess this explains why you turned into such a fat, disgusting pig…
blah! gross!
Okay, you win, that was pretty funny. But please don't post another "easily offended" like the one before this… thank you, that is all. Back to your peanut butter.
Perez…hilarious. You crack me up. Thankfully there was no throwing up with this one. Toilets everywhere around the world yesterday probably flushed in unison as everyone ran to puke after watching that video. Who the hell are those girls? I know the world is sick, but I honestly didn't think anyone out there was that turned on by shit and vomit.
Sorry to break it to you, but you're a sick fuck!
Has anyone paused for a moment in their disgust to realize how symbolic is this shit-eating fetish (whether real or trumped up by Perez)? I mean here is a guy who has become a true bottom feeder–someone who digs up the crap for our pleasure. So we're all complicit, folks. If this is a real fetish of his, which I find absolutely revolting, wouldn't it be somewhat dangerous to eat any bodily waste product? Also, Perez, sorry, but you're not giving gays a good name here, either.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAO!!!
that's great
I think I got threw about 6 seconds in the actual video before i started to gag and turn it off, the reaction videos are hilarious though
QUE COCHINO!!!
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ahahaha, im laughing so hard
this is wonderful!
thanks for not squirting the PB outta your ass!!
xoxo
Perez…that was fucking hallarious! you rock
Considering I have a weird sense of humor I gathered that your original posting of the "2 girls 1 cup" was supposed to be disgusting and you thought it was amusing on your part. I definatley was disgusted but considering all the comments you got on it it was rather amusing.
This video made me die with laughter. It was pretty much a "fuck you" to all the people who gave you major shit (ah ah hahaha) for that video posting.
2 girls one cup! sick fool sick!
2 girls one cup!!!! SIIIICCCKKKK!!!!!
So thats what it looks like for a man to eat shit out of another mans ass. Interesting…..
LOL you are soo funny….I love your humor….kiss kiss
umm… im really confused? and that was gross….
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lol…#21, Alexia, you said it just right!
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WTF! Serioulsy NAAAASTY!!
I like the one guys comment, pretending to suck shit out of a guys ass!
Perez darling, you must be very lonely.
Don't do that again.
AS YOU SEE, MY NAME SAYS IT ALL! I USUALLY POST IN BOLD (SEE MY PRIOR POSTS ON THE LAST SEVERAL PAGES). I ALWAYS WRITE THE SAME TIRED OLD COMMENTS (THEY’RE ALL HASBEENS) BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT WITHOUT AN EDUCATION OR IMAGINATION. AS YOU CAN TELL, I ESPECIALLY HATE WOMEN AND MAKE THE MOST VILE REMARKS ABOUT THEM. THIS IS DUE TO MY MOTHER MAKING ME SERVICE HER WITH MY TONGUE TO THIS VERY DAY! I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT ALL WOMEN ARE FAT & LONELY WITHOUT SELF-ESTEEM BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY OWN DISMAL LIFE. I HAVE NO BRAIN & PISS ALL OVER WOMEN WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE. OF COURSE I WILL NEVER HAVE A WOMAN OF MY OWN BEING THE ASSHOLE I AM. I WILL HAVE TO BE CONTENT TO STICK A DILDO UP MY ASS & DRINK MY OWN JIZZ FOR FUN. IT’S PROBABLY THE STD’S THAT HAVE ROTTED MY TINY MIND & TURNED ME INTO THE FUCKASS YOU READ ON THESE PAGES. SHIT SUCKER TO THE END!
I was trying to search for the original video but once I watched Perez, I realized that I did not want to see it…his was scarey enough.
I love you Perez…But that was f@#$ing disgusting!!!
dear perez, i miss your "if your easily offended then do not click here" pictures. please bring them back
haha,
While the other video is still super wrong, this was crazy funny. Cheers for not vomiting after consuming that much peanut butter. Love ya, Perez, even if you do post videos of 2 girls defacating in a cup, haha.
First! Perez, you're as crazy as Britney!
distrusting pig. but i love you.
god damn don't you have anything better to do with your time? get a job! at least how bout some community service? worthless fuck
you ruin all your street cred, dude
Both the chicks and that made me want to puke…. it looks like he is having sex with the peanut butter… YUCK!
Perez, Perez! Son, what had you been smokin' before you made this video? Are you & Britney gonna end up in rehab together? Now that would be something else! I just hope somebody has a camera at the ready when the mother of all catfights between you & your beloved Brit Brit commences!
U R a sick woman mari.o!
That was the nastiest thing I have ever seen.
um, just how high were you when you did this?
…….stupid whore
PEREZ!!!!!!! I completely adore you! You are fucking awesome!
u fuckin disgusting douchebag…get a fuckin life, i cant believe i used to actually enjoy ur website once!
Okay.. that was absolutely gross..
ewwww…must be fuge packing and eating practice !!!
thats a bit weird buddy :S
ew dude.
do read the comments?
lots of people hate you eh?
Total crack up! You are a hoot! (the real version was totally disgusting - don't want to even know what that tasted like).
Tell me something…
Are you gay??
o.O
Tell me something…
Are you gay??
It kind of made me want to throw up
That first video was SERIOUSLY off-message for a celebrity-blog. You nearly did me in with it!
But you pulled off a Hail-Mary save with this parody of the decadence that has become America!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Thanks!)
We also have self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media" Perez Hilton who has always been nice to me, but needs to be reminded of the timeless warning: "Live by the sword, die by the sword." Grade school playground translation? "If you're gonna' dish it out, you'd better be able to take it!" My problem with Perez (other than the fact that his pen name is based on that of another person who ironically is simply famous for being famous) is this: There was a time when writing — yes, even mere gossip — was an art form. People like Louella Parsons, Hedda Hopper and Rona Barrett could sit down at their Smith-Corona typewriter and weave a web of words that would wow ya'! Now, I realize the world has changed, but simply adding poorly-drawn dicks shooting semen on famous faces is not my idea of creativity — especially after the 1500th fucking time. It's so Punk Lite. jackie beat
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