Starting A Rumer

Ewww. He must be desperate.
Sources tell PerezHilton.com that Entourage star
The Celebuspawn, 19 years old, was enjoying some adult beverages and her inner slut came out.
Maybe Adrien was trying to score a movie role with Bruce?
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There is not one cute thing about this girl… except her step daddy is a hottie… she's probably fucking him too… lol
Re: Grace E. – for the record STFU
anybody want a gummy bear?
so anyway, i woke up like 3 hours ago and i didnt remember to pee until now. so i finally went. ahhh, i feel better. i can't believe i can hold it that long. maybe the stories about my mom's grandpa on her dad's side having sex with a camel were true after all. have any of you experienced a similar story as mine? also why does striesand spell barbra so weird? call me!
first, bitches…
NOO!!! Adrian Gernier was not w/Rumer Willis that night, he was with
ZOE KRAVITZ, Lenny Kravitz daughter… Get it right Perez!!!!
Re: drrrr…beep beep – What?
Re: Congratulations!! – r u single, i think i've made a love match with you. and we didn't even need that Dr. Neil Clark Warren guy!
I heard that Ashton Kutcher is hung like a mouse, per Brittany Murphy. Rumer has a bigger dick than he does.
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
Perez, you haven't posted anything since this YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. I'm tired of seeing Rumer every time I come to your site. Post something already!
everyone be quiet, i need to hear what 'congratulations' says… ::crossing fingers:: i hope it's good news!!! please let him/her love me…
Perez is probably in some sh*t for causing a frigging race war under the DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER post. Probably getting his fatazz beat
Sarah Jessica Parker
You are mean, and you need to shave. Why are you picking on her of all people? She's not ugly. Maybe she's nice and/or intelligent as well.
Re: Bad news – can we still do it on the side? and by do it, i mean have sex?
Ewww….I died and went to Skankyland!! If I wasn't sure I was gay before….
I thought she was a lesbian? Like seriously, I think she is. Perez, whatsup man?
Re: Eva – THANKS, SWEETIE, I WILL BE SURE TO TAKE YOUR ADVICE NEXT TIME I'M IN THE BIG APPLE ON A DUAL PURPOSE TRIP OF SHOPPING AND GALLERY-HOPPING. HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BELL BOYS?!
NO, OF COURSE NOT, NOW THAT WAS A RIDICULOUS QUESTION, I APOLOGIZE. AND JUST SO YOU KNOW I RATHER PREFER "PAMPERED" TO "SPOILED"! PAMPERED IS AN AFTERNOON AT THE DAY SPA, SPOILED IS FOR MILK THAT'S GONE PAST THE EXPIRATION DATE! THANKS FOR WRITING, SUGAR, AND PLEASE MAKE YOUR BOYFRIENDS WEAR A GLOVE IF THEY WANT LOVE! (SOMETHING I WILL INSIST UPON MY NEXT VISIT TO NY, THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!) BY THE WAY, YOU SOUND CUTE AS A BUG!
Re: first4eva! (in congratulations heart) – SWEETY……….its michael jackson………..
Re: Big Mama – i wouldn't mind a diaper change… i pooped awhile ago and i don't want to looklike the 2girls! help!
OMG T M Z has another story up, hurry perez go steal it!!!!!!
Not true they were on opposite sides of the bar all night…
I don't care how old Bruce Willis is, I'd still fuck him senseless.
SHE HAS THE "CLASSIC" LOOK–"THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME!"
AT LEAST SHE'S PRETTIER THAN CHELSEA AT THAT AGE.
I think shes pretty awesome, actually im totally lying, you see shes actually a very FUGLYYYY girl who is using demi and her fathers status for her own personal gain like most tart beef curtainy celebuspawns, no my questions is why do people care about her, and why does she get gigs !!because lets face it bitch has some serious fug all over and there are people in LA working there fucking asses off waiting tables and going to auditions. To find out someone like her gets a part over them must be tramatizing. its a waste !hollywood needs to fuckin get with the program. OHHH and btw it would be nice if u guys can tone it down with britney shes is just beyond repair and its not even funny or interesting to read about her ANYMORE cause she is by far one radiculas bitch who is not only ungrateful and disrespectful to all her fANS but SHEEE is overr and it will take her years to reclaim her once oozing hot career and justify her mental antics, maybe a mercedes can cure that. like totally Y'ALL.
I think shes pretty awesome, actually im totally lying, you see shes actually a very FUGLYYYY girl who is using demi and her fathers status for her own personal gain like most tart beef curtainy celebuspawns, no my questions is why do people care about her, and why does she get gigs !!because lets face it bitch has some serious fug all over and there are people in LA working there fucking asses off waiting tables and going to auditions. To find out someone like her gets a part over them must be tramatizing. its a waste !hollywood needs to fuckin get with the program. OHHH and btw it would be nice if u guys can tone it down with britney shes is just beyond repair and its not even funny or interesting to read about her ANYMORE cause she is by far one radiculas bitch who is not only ungrateful and disrespectful to all her fANS but SHEEE is overr and it will take her years to reclaim her once oozing hot career and justify her mental antics, maybe a mercedes can cure that. like totally Y'ALL.
FORGET ABOUT "FIRST," HOW 'BOUT N-E-X-T???????????????????
Re: Grace E. – r u still talking to me? no, i will not have sex with you! GAWD!
i'm cringing at the thought of her even being in the same state as me!!!!!!!!!!!!! (vomit)
omg how much does she look like demi in that pic
her and that fucking hat
it makes me want to punch her
I wouldn't do her even if I was ever attracted to her. There is nothing attractive about her, with that huge head and too-small face.
Come to think of it, I'd rather do a pretty boy (Zac Efron) before I did her.
lol, i love your headline for this post. starting a rumer, hahahhahah
why doesn't she just get plastic surgery???? to fix her head.
he must me desperate. she's hideous!
she looks like sarah jessica parker from the side
ummm….is she wearing Bruce's hat??
She is very unfortunately fugly.
Both of her parents are attractive people. How did she turn out to be so fugly….
all you haters are SO pathetic. you're all talkin' bout how she's 19 and shouldn't be going out drinking and clubbing when every other damn 19 yr old in the world is doin' the same thing and no one gives them shit about it because they weren't born to famous parents. Give her a break, she's just doing normal stuff that people are doing these days rather than making sex videos or driving with NO license. Before you speak you should take a minute and ask yourself if you are doing or have done the same thing as Rumer Willis. Don't fucking criticize someone if it's going to make you a damn hypocrite!
she needs to go see dr. ousterhout in San fran to get that face taken care of!!
She's 19. Everyone knows she's 19. Why in the heck are they serving her at the Rose Bar? Where's the ABC enforcement?
It's totally weird. Both her parents are really attractive - how did she end up looking like a dog?
Leave this chick alone. She's not ugly. People who hide behind a keyboard & type super-mean comments are U-G-L-Y!!
(by people I mean everyone but Perez–I do luvs me some P-Nasty!)
Potatohead has the biggest face ever!!!!!
plastic surgery "MAY" help…..yuck!
hey Peretzel–she looks like Michelle Shocked!
haha you better watch out PREZ Bruce will kick your ass!!!!!!!!!
that's really mean.
Re: Yankie – Shut the Fuck up "Yankie", what are you on ? Are you one of those rednecks out in the sticks ?
The world's gone mad… again! Rumer Willis looks O.KAY. From some angles, like Natalie Portman's uglier sister. I get that she's not Lindsey Lohan or whatever (she still looks better than Hilton, though!) but when I keep seeing comments on this site keep saying that her younger sisters look better? That's when I know that The Crazy has got the better of PerezHilton.com. Her sisters are fugly for real, nothing can save them. The older-younger sister looks like Rumer in a Hall of Mirrors and the younger-younger sister looks like Bruce Willis or Leif Garrett or something. Ick. And stop with all this 'Bad Luck with the Genes' nonsense– why should inheriting BRUCE WILLIS' genes make for nice daughters? Children are hardly ever just one parent (althouth Madonna looks like she just had a clone made in 'Latino'), even poor Shiloh is at risk. Sure, she looks adorable now BUT she also looks like Brad Pitt! Yikes. Finally– Gwen Stefani is a hosebeast and her son is NOTHING SPECIAL.
405th! Her looks are unfortunate, what w/ Demi as a mom, but still Perez youre a wee bit hard on her
at least Paris & Kim K. are decent looking in person, not beautiful, but decent looking, however kim looks a lot better. Rumer on the other hand in person is just as ugly as in her pics and there is no helping her unless she gets major plastic surgery, and lucky for her, we live in la la land, so she has the best plastic surgeons at her disposal. Plus i am sure her overly botoxed fake tittied mama has them on speed dial.
I dunno. Maybe that Adrien whatchamacallit thought it *was* Bruce. j/k She's really not that ugly. I've seen some pictures of Paris Hilton that look far worse than this. You really can't stand Rumer, can you? I get the whole hating Avril thing, because she is one of the biggest bitches out there. But leave Rumer alone. She can't help it that you see something in her that reminds you of yourself dollface.
Is there such a thing as a head replacement surgery?? Just asking–thought her potato ass looking head could benefit from it.
Re: mother superior – why do you expect that she has a fierce personality? because she's not pretty, she automatically has a fierce personality? How logical.
#63 WILL YOU PLEASE STFU!!! You are not black and we all know it!! You're nothing but a TROLL, so talk about HISPANIC men, and leave us alone!!!
#63 WILL YOU PLEASE STFU!!! You are not black and we all know it!! You're nothing but a TROLL, so talk about HISPANIC men, and leave us alone!!!
Perez, have you looked at yourself in the mirror, you're fu..ugly … does dishing out the insults make you feel better about how ugly you are
Is that Rumor Willis or Faye Dunaway??????
she really looks like a cross between both parents in this picture
u g ly her mom is so hot what the fuck went wrong
She is so, so, so strange looking. Can mom and dad give her some money to fix herself up? Mom should have plenty of good plastic surgeons numbers. Come on mom…shame on you for not wanting to help.
For all the people who post hateful comments about Rumer's looks on this site, take a good hard look at yourselves as YOU are the one who are FUGLY, inside and out, so grow the fuck up losers!!!!!
For all of you saying she needs plastic surgery, i honestly don't think some of the surgeries she will need have even been invented or perfected yet. I would say at least several decades or a century or so away.
ugly moo
EEEsh, I don't know what it is about Rumer that creeps me out so much………..I look at her and feel nails scratching down a blackboard….huhhh oh GOD………….pleeez show us some more of the little one…………she gives us hope for the future………………….
my lord she is ugly…too bad…she makes ciscos big baggy sack look delectable
SHe is fuckin ugly…hes too hot for her….its really a shame that she turned out like that cuz her parents are hot….yuckyy….vin chase is gettin desperate
She's really weird looking…I never really noticed it before.
WOW. NOW THATS ONE UGLY MAN RIGHT THERE. WHAT A COMPLETELY TALENTLESS HASBEEN - NOT TO FORGET SHE GOT A PHD FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF MUFFDIVING
omg
you r a loser Perez, ugly fatboy
what is on her face????
"maybe Adrien was trying to score a movie role with Bruce?"
i hope so. that should be the only reason someone
as amazingly gorgeous as Adrien Grenier would talk
to that fugly skankbag of a hoe.
ily perez