You Bitch!

This is pretty HIGHlarious!

Click here to watch a preview from Kylie Minogue's upcoming ITV special in which she and younger sis Dannii recreate the infamous Dynasty catfight between Joan Collins and Linda Evans.

Kylie should have been Joan, though!

    Posted: Nov 8, 2007 at 2:15 pm / Email this  »

    50 comments to “You Bitch!”

    1. Brittnye says – reply to this


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      FIRST BETCH!!!

    2. jess says – reply to this


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      first

    3. woowoo says – reply to this


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      Kylie should act her age now,she's lookin old!

    4. kym says – reply to this


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      What's with the 'first' thing?

    5. Whatever says – reply to this


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      KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    6. jade says – reply to this


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      nice

    7. tra lala says – reply to this


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      first

    8. mark says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    9. hah says – reply to this


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      Re: kym
      first to comment

    10. Ben says – reply to this


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      Awesome

    11. Marie says – reply to this


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      haha

    12. Enough Kylie says – reply to this


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      Why are you so obsessed with Kylie Minogue???? It's like every other post is about her…is it just me, or do people really give a shit about her?

    13. Jo says – reply to this


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      She should have totally been Joan!

    14. ladylords says – reply to this


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      oh I just love that kylie!! danni looks lovely.

    15. AMERICANS ARE STUPID.COM says – reply to this


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      danni is the older one

    16. Holly says – reply to this


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      Note to "enough kylie": Yes, he does love Kylie. Oh, and she's a superstar everywhere else in the world, even though not so much here.

    17. me says – reply to this


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      THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! go Kylie & Dannii, i have to get that whole episode on DVD or something. Kylie rocks! She just doesn't get much media attention in the USA she is as big as Madonna everywhere else in the world

    18. FAT UNDESIRABLE GIRL WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM WHO HAS NO FRIENDS AND HATES HERSELF says – reply to this


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      HERE I AM AGAIN, THE BIGGEST FUCKWAD ON THE WEB! I’M SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE I HAVE TO SHOW JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID I AM BY ALL THE BULLSHIT COMMENTS I MAKE. AS EVERYONE KNOWS, THIS IS FROM MY LICKING MY OWN MOTHER’S CUNT & LETTING HER PUSSY JUICE RUN DOWN MY THROAT. OF COURSE MY FATHER HAS HIS COCK UP MY ASS AT THE SAME TIME! YUMMY! I SHOULD BE SORRY FOR ALL OF MY STUPID REMARKS BUT I AM WITHOUT ANY COMMON SENSE OR INTELLIGENCE. I WILL KEEP ON MAKING THESE FOOLISH REMARKS BECAUSE I AM SOOOO FUCKING STUPID AND SELFISH & MOMMA STILL WANTS MY TONGUE IN HER SNATCH. TASTES JUST LIKE RANCID CHICKEN!

    19. Rachel says – reply to this


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      Lame and pathetic!! Old hag

    20. fire rescue says – reply to this


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      Rrrrr. any catfight is an awsome thing. Kylie and sis Dannii are both hot.

    21. Kev says – reply to this


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      Cameraman has Parkinson's?

    22. Jay says – reply to this


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      love it!

      thanks for posting this…

      and if you aren't interested in kylie then why are you posting comments about her.. just skip her articles and read about britney or something else.

    23. sandy says – reply to this


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      BORING!

    24. fat desirable girl with high self esteem says – reply to this


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    25. DeafinNC says – reply to this


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      Holy crap….can you turn the volume down a bit on your end, Perez? Got the earbuds in at the Starbucks and nearly jumped out of my seat. WOW.

    26. mimifan says – reply to this


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      ha ha ha. that was fab. i love a good girlfight, tho i never participate in any myself. *wink wink*

    27. Tiko says – reply to this


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      love kylie. she is brilliant and such a lovely person. Dannii is definitely the ugly sister

    28. BEN says – reply to this


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      LMAO

      What is this for? hilarious.

    29. Kyle says – reply to this


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      This was filmed for ITV1 in the UK for a show they're doing called "The Kylie Show" to promote her new album. Besides the concert, they did funny clips of backstage antics, with this being one of them. I've seen some pics of the concert, and in one scene is riding a mechanical bull just like she did in the Agent Provactuer(sp?) commercial that was banned because it was too risque. And for all of those who say Perez talks too much about her, get over it. At least it's not Britney, Lohan, Paris, Nicole, or LC.

    30. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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      Will always love a good catfight. When will they start to kiss? LOL

    31. billvie bicks says – reply to this


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      Joan Collins fuckin' rocks!!!!

    32. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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      AS YOU SEE, MY NAME SAYS IT ALL! I USUALLY POST IN BOLD (SEE MY PRIOR POSTS ON THE LAST SEVERAL PAGES). I ALWAYS WRITE THE SAME TIRED OLD COMMENTS (THEY’RE ALL HASBEENS) BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT WITHOUT AN EDUCATION OR IMAGINATION. AS YOU CAN TELL, I ESPECIALLY HATE WOMEN AND MAKE THE MOST VILE REMARKS ABOUT THEM. THIS IS DUE TO MY MOTHER MAKING ME SERVICE HER WITH MY TONGUE TO THIS VERY DAY! I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT ALL WOMEN ARE FAT & LONELY WITHOUT SELF-ESTEEM BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY OWN DISMAL LIFE. I HAVE NO BRAIN & PISS ALL OVER WOMEN WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE. OF COURSE I WILL NEVER HAVE A WOMAN OF MY OWN BEING THE ASSHOLE I AM. I WILL HAVE TO BE CONTENT TO STICK A DILDO UP MY ASS & DRINK MY OWN JIZZ FOR FUN. IT’S PROBABLY THE STD’S THAT HAVE ROTTED MY TINY MIND & TURNED ME INTO THE FUCKASS YOU READ ON THESE PAGES. SHIT SUCKER TO THE END!

    33. jodi says – reply to this


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      who are these 2? this is pointless for we non-British

    34. HH says – reply to this


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      Watch them knock the botox out of each other

    35. T says – reply to this


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      Re: Jay – I agree. I'm not interested in that Bounty Hunter guy as I don't know who he is so I don't read the articles. Move on if you don't care! Video was great!!

    36. mattiavelli says – reply to this


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      Not bad- but it was not Two Chicks One Cup

    37. jeff says – reply to this


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      damn that was hot,who got naked first:)

    38. JoanCollins4Ever says – reply to this


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      Joan Collins is the fucking bomb. And I agree, Kylie should have been Joan.

    39. cookie monsta says – reply to this


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      heh heh heh bitch fight ….. yeah ….. the singing budgie with the tranny sibling

    40. Holly says – reply to this


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      Re: jodi

      They aren't British either.

    41. Holly says – reply to this


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      Re: AMERICANS ARE STUPID.COM
      Uh… No she isn't.

    42. aUSSIE babe says – reply to this


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      i love kylie but dannii is a cunt.

    43. Zot says – reply to this


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      Pathetic..2 washed up pop babes, pretending to be 2 washed up TV stars off Dynsasty…sad…. still wot is a girl to do when it has no talent.Fans who were at filming says she mimes all the songs too…yawn .mediocre old cow…She wars a costume that is Madonna Bond theme..and pinched an ad she was in 7 years ago..not an original idea in her empty head.Making sure I go out to avoid this pathetic show.!!

    44. filipe says – reply to this


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      gotta love that video…. especially the 3rd lucky lolol….and wen she fall with her ass up lolol!!!

      shes amazing shes so sexy….how can a woman be so sexy and so funny!!!!lololol

      amazing pure diva!

    45. filipe says – reply to this


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      gotta love that video…. especially the 3rd lucky lolol….and wen she fall with her ass up lolol!!

      shes amazing shes so sexy….how can a woman be so sexy and so funny!!!!lololol

      amazing pure diva!

    46. filipe says – reply to this


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      gotta love that video…. especially the 3rd lucky lolol….and wen she fall with her ass up lolol!

      shes amazing shes so sexy….how can a woman be so sexy and so funny!!!!lololol

      amazing pure diva!

    47. chris says – reply to this


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      pure fabulous!!!!
      pure fabulous!!!!

      pure fabulous!!!!

      pure fabulous!!!!
      pure fabulous!!!!

      pure fabulous!!!!

      PLEASE KYLIE COME TO U.S.A

    48. WHO CARES says – reply to this


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      KYLIE WHO? WHO CARES ABOUT HER?! *yawnnnn*

    49. ezequiel says – reply to this


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      wow kylie y dannii tan bellas, amamos a las hermanas minogue!quien no?

    50. Daniel from Australia says – reply to this


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      great clip….love ya Kylie and Dannii…..the best singing sisters in the world…..Some on here posted something saying Dannii is the oldest one….well she is the youngest one…..Dannii was more famous in Australia and the UK way before Kylie was….then Kylie came out of her youngest sister shadow and become Australia biggest music export….