Cousins Hospitalized!
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We are loving this story. It just keeps going and going and…..
Bad boy Australian footballer Ben Cousins was hospitalized in Los Angeles last week.
A scared friend of his called 911 and had an ambulance come get him after he was "on cocaine not acting right."
Benny boy went on a massive five day non-stop coke binge.
You see, he could have really been at Britney's house after all!
Posted: November 9, 2007 at 12:57 pm



First!!! love you
YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!
YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!
YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!
YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!
YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE US SOME BETTER GOSSIP!!!
2nd!!!!
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE US SOME BETTER GOSSIP!!!
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE US SOME BETTER GOSSIP!!!
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE US SOME BETTER GOSSIP!!!
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE US SOME BETTER GOSSIP!!!
FIRST!!!!!
hes an idiot
i love you all
AND BY THE WAY SARAH, YOURE RIGHT, YOU ARE FIRST. CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS YOU DUMBASS.
B-MAN, THINK AGAIN YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, YOU AINT NUMBER 2, AND YOURE STUPID FOR EVEN WANTING TO BE!!!
AND BY THE WAY SARAH, YOURE RIGHT, YOU ARE FIRST. CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS YOU DUMBASS.
B-MAN, THINK AGAIN YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, YOU AINT NUMBER 2, AND YOURE STUPID FOR EVEN WANTING TO BE!!!
AND BY THE WAY SARAH, YOURE RIGHT, YOU ARE FIRST. CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS YOU DUMBASS.
B-MAN, THINK AGAIN YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, YOU AINT NUMBER 2, AND YOURE STUPID FOR EVEN WANTING TO BE!!!
AND BY THE WAY SARAH, YOURE RIGHT, YOU ARE FIRST. CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS YOU DUMBASS.
B-MAN, THINK AGAIN YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, YOU AINT NUMBER 2, AND YOURE STUPID FOR EVEN WANTING TO BE!!!
FIRST!!!!!!!
second
First?
weee
I guess no one cares
OMG! I totally told u he was on one last big bender!!! And looks like he really DID do a line for me…..and you…and you…and you…
douche nozzle.
He's hot!
Re: Just asking… – I never found his "drawings" funny, they just interfere with the picture, and are annoying as fuck. also, his commentary is pretty fucking dumb and unfunny. superficial dot com is a lot more comedy, but less stories.
I NEED To know
if u like perez press 1
if u are only here to fuck around and since perez is a fatty asswipe he makes it easy for you press 2
thanks and i love you
Well he does play AFL — and no foreigner can say otherwise. It's AFL (understand?), it means football with an oval shaped ball and four long posts.
As for whether Australia is a better country than America - of course we are. We're not overpopulated, we have far less crime, we don't have George Bush as a president and we have cleaner living and we live on one of the most amazing countries there is - there is no argument. Oh, and you have Shitney
lol
I LOVE THIS BEN COUSINS STORY FUCKING HILOURIS
I cant understand why some people just put insults on the posts. here is an idea for you….if you dont like perez - stop going to the site. seriously. you just look like losers. have you got nothing better to do that post hate messages? you need a hobby…something - thats you 'e' - get a life….get a girlfriend or boyfriend, or animal if thats what youre into….but stop going to the page - you fucking twat…
ps. Benny - you rock….should have taken me with ya….got revving off our nuts and shagged the fuck out of california.
Aussie's are the freakiest people around. They talk like they're English and they hide in the forrest and kill people like on that movie, what was it called?…something..oh yea, Wolfe Creek…
cocaine will fuck you up.
Re: e –
you twat.
go have a wank or something constructive.
I NEED To know
if u like perez press 1
if u are only here to fuck around and since perez is a fatty asswipe he makes it easy for you press 2
thanks and i love you
Get better soon Ben, sending out good vibes to your family and you to get through this to the other side. x
Re: e –
you suck so much cock 'e' - you fucking homo.
Re: your mum –
Guess what old lady? I fucked you husband in the bathroom on his way to work..so shut your damn mouth. I'm a boy and I live in Texas.
Re: Tammy –
Tammy - you are a fucking clown.
when were you in australia?
fuck you "yanks" are fucking crap - you really know fuck all about the rest of the world. tammy - get your head out of your ass you fucking ugly troll.
Re: veggie –
eat my cock you fuck stain.
texas - who gives a fuck?
go fuck a veggie or something.
WHITE BOY ON COCAINE.NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING.THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY NIGGAS THAT DO THAT
Re: veggie –
youre a boy and you fucked another man?
you yanks are fucked up - is texas the same as san fransisco?
move there poofter lips…
Re: GET THE FUCK OUT –
niggaz cant afford the good shit sport…
Re: God –
You have issues mate…get help…please.
Ben Cousins is soooooo gorgeous!!! It really makes me sad that someone who is successful is such a fuckin screw up and drug addict. Get well soon Ben!
Re: Just asking… –
I do - they are better than your comment.
Finally updated your site,I see. Damn, what happened, were you passed out in a ugly gutter and hit the stupid curb on the way down?
What a tool. And find somebody more interesting to write about than the spawn of the Willis and that stupid Amy Wineho and her druggie husband. no one cares about them
Re: News Flash –
yanks dont know their asses from theyre elbows.
tell me - is gridion that game where a group of guys sit on a circle masturbating on a biscuit then the last one to cum eats the biscuit?
or is that called baseball?
Re: Ummmm – THATS RITE…..THERE YOU GO……..BRAG ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE BEING THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN AFFORD COCAINE…THERE YOU GO BUDDY. BY THE WAY, IT'S ALL YOURS…..SNORT THAT SHIT BUDDY. OR MAYBE YOU LIKE TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
Re: GOD –
youre obviously a virgin.
Re: Nude Flash – THAT'S SO GAY
Re: News Flash –
please watch forrest gump for everything you need to know about americans.
HE'S A YUM! YUMMINY YUMMINY YUM YUM YUM!
Ben, when will this shit end? You have shit for brains!
And who the fuck was the bird who's house you were stayin at in LA?
Ben, when will this end? You have shit for brains!
And who the fuck was the bird who's house you were stayin at in LA?
Re: Spews Gash –
i could care less about what you thought cock muncher…oh - im so embarressed, you insulted my government…please stop, before i toungue fuck your mums ass.
Re: YANK –
can i cum all over your face?
or do you get conjuctivitis if it goes in your eyes?
ok, it's hard to keep bouncing back and forth with personalities AND with topics- i am getting confused with my feeble plastic brain.
mrs. butterworth, you have outdone yourself, last count it was 6 different names. it got fuzzy after that.
i love you all.
Re: GOD –
grow a dick….
Re: GET THE FUCK OUT –
shouldnt you be picking cotton or something?
HE IS HOT!!! never heard of him before but hes fit, i love the tattoo on his stomach, hot,hot,hot
Re: Final Answer –
havent seen it cum stain….
i have a girlfriend….you should try having sex with another person one day. you might enjoy it, but no little boys ok?
Re: Sarah – And I love you Sarah - please, will you marry me?…..complete me?
Hold me when im weak?
Re: louise – come to perth - he's an ugly cunt by our standards….
Re: Sarah - B Mine – never let go….
Re: me – we should hang out….
Re: kkk – and shouldnt you be burning crucifixes, or destroying civilization
you would love it, why not give harmless gossip not this. you really are that kid in high school.
Re: THE KKK IS HOMO – im done for the night…but we did get up to a bit of that…
where you gonna b 2moro nite my nigga?
Re: D – please elaborate on your comment?
Re: poofy boy from america (home of the queers)- –
Why are americans so fat?
Re: white power jumping off in this motherfucker…. – YOU'RE DONE BURNING CROSSES, OR SUCKING DICK?….COME TRY AN BURN SOMETHING IN NYC……WE'LL HAVE YOU RUNNING OUT OF HERE, LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO WALK.
This dude is fiiiine! I would eat his ass, suck him to completion and give up the hole to him anyday.
Enough with the 3rd world gossip! Don't care, won't care.
have never heard of him? who is he? and should I care?
Re: jamie – Why do you people even read the article on this guy if you don't know or don't care who he is. You people are tools!