Cousins Hospitalized!

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We are loving this story. It just keeps going and going and…..

Bad boy Australian footballer Ben Cousins was hospitalized in Los Angeles last week.

A scared friend of his called 911 and had an ambulance come get him after he was "on cocaine not acting right."

Benny boy went on a massive five day non-stop coke binge.

You see, he could have really been at Britney's house after all!

Posted: Nov 9, 2007 at 12:57 pm / Email this »

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Sarah says – reply to this

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First!!! love you
e says – reply to this

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YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!
e says – reply to this

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YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!
e says – reply to this

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YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!
e says – reply to this

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YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!
e says – reply to this

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YOU SUCK PEREZ!!!
e says – reply to this

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PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE US SOME BETTER GOSSIP!!!
b-man says – reply to this

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2nd!!!!
e says – reply to this

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PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE US SOME BETTER GOSSIP!!!
e says – reply to this

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PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE US SOME BETTER GOSSIP!!!
e says – reply to this

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PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE US SOME BETTER GOSSIP!!!
e says – reply to this

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PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE US SOME BETTER GOSSIP!!!
Imfirst says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!
not happy ben! says – reply to this

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hes an idiot
do me says – reply to this

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i love you all
e says – reply to this

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AND BY THE WAY SARAH, YOURE RIGHT, YOU ARE FIRST. CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS YOU DUMBASS.
B-MAN, THINK AGAIN YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, YOU AINT NUMBER 2, AND YOURE STUPID FOR EVEN WANTING TO BE!!!
e says – reply to this

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AND BY THE WAY SARAH, YOURE RIGHT, YOU ARE FIRST. CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS YOU DUMBASS.
B-MAN, THINK AGAIN YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, YOU AINT NUMBER 2, AND YOURE STUPID FOR EVEN WANTING TO BE!!!
e says – reply to this

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AND BY THE WAY SARAH, YOURE RIGHT, YOU ARE FIRST. CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS YOU DUMBASS.
B-MAN, THINK AGAIN YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, YOU AINT NUMBER 2, AND YOURE STUPID FOR EVEN WANTING TO BE!!!
e says – reply to this

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AND BY THE WAY SARAH, YOURE RIGHT, YOU ARE FIRST. CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS YOU DUMBASS.
B-MAN, THINK AGAIN YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK, YOU AINT NUMBER 2, AND YOURE STUPID FOR EVEN WANTING TO BE!!!
FIRST says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!
CMDFatnuts says – reply to this

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second
Jen says – reply to this

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First?
penis says – reply to this

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weee
whatever says – reply to this

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I guess no one cares
KK says – reply to this

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OMG! I totally told u he was on one last big bender!!! And looks like he really DID do a line for me…..and you…and you…and you…
clean it up. says – reply to this

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douche nozzle.
Grace says – reply to this

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He's hot!
j says – reply to this

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Re: Just asking… – I never found his "drawings" funny, they just interfere with the picture, and are annoying as fuck. also, his commentary is pretty fucking dumb and unfunny. superficial dot com is a lot more comedy, but less stories.
DO IT!!!!! or i'll be sad and a little hurt too says – reply to this

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I NEED To know

if u like perez press 1

if u are only here to fuck around and since perez is a fatty asswipe he makes it easy for you press 2

thanks and i love you
lmaoooooo says – reply to this

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Well he does play AFL — and no foreigner can say otherwise. It's AFL (understand?), it means football with an oval shaped ball and four long posts.

As for whether Australia is a better country than America - of course we are. We're not overpopulated, we have far less crime, we don't have George Bush as a president and we have cleaner living and we live on one of the most amazing countries there is - there is no argument. Oh, and you have Shitney lol
jess says – reply to this

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I LOVE THIS BEN COUSINS STORY FUCKING HILOURIS
your mum says – reply to this

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I cant understand why some people just put insults on the posts. here is an idea for you….if you dont like perez - stop going to the site. seriously. you just look like losers. have you got nothing better to do that post hate messages? you need a hobby…something - thats you 'e' - get a life….get a girlfriend or boyfriend, or animal if thats what youre into….but stop going to the page - you fucking twat…

ps. Benny - you rock….should have taken me with ya….got revving off our nuts and shagged the fuck out of california.
Tammy says – reply to this

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Aussie's are the freakiest people around. They talk like they're English and they hide in the forrest and kill people like on that movie, what was it called?…something..oh yea, Wolfe Creek…
cocaine will fuck you up.
'e's mum - loving the cock. says – reply to this

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Re: e –

you twat.

go have a wank or something constructive.
DO IT!!!!! or i'll be sad and a little hurt too says – reply to this

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I NEED To know
if u like perez press 1
if u are only here to fuck around and since perez is a fatty asswipe he makes it easy for you press 2
thanks and i love you
Kat says – reply to this

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Get better soon Ben, sending out good vibes to your family and you to get through this to the other side. x
'e' - short for 'eating a bowl of love juice' says – reply to this

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Re: e –

you suck so much cock 'e' - you fucking homo.
veggie says – reply to this

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Re: your mum –
Guess what old lady? I fucked you husband in the bathroom on his way to work..so shut your damn mouth. I'm a boy and I live in Texas.
Tammy is an idiot says – reply to this

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Re: Tammy –

Tammy - you are a fucking clown.

when were you in australia?

fuck you "yanks" are fucking crap - you really know fuck all about the rest of the world. tammy - get your head out of your ass you fucking ugly troll.
veggies mums 12" clitoris says – reply to this

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Re: veggie –

eat my cock you fuck stain.

texas - who gives a fuck?

go fuck a veggie or something.
GET THE FUCK OUT says – reply to this

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WHITE BOY ON COCAINE.NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING.THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY NIGGAS THAT DO THAT
veggie has admitted he is a homosexual says – reply to this

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Re: veggie –

youre a boy and you fucked another man?

you yanks are fucked up - is texas the same as san fransisco?

move there poofter lips…
Ummmm says – reply to this

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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT –

niggaz cant afford the good shit sport…
sorry to tell you this - but youre not god says – reply to this

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Re: God –

You have issues mate…get help…please.
Ona says – reply to this

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Ben Cousins is soooooo gorgeous!!! It really makes me sad that someone who is successful is such a fuckin screw up and drug addict. Get well soon Ben!
jj says – reply to this

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Re: Just asking… –

I do - they are better than your comment.
anonymous says – reply to this

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Finally updated your site,I see. Damn, what happened, were you passed out in a ugly gutter and hit the stupid curb on the way down?
What a tool. And find somebody more interesting to write about than the spawn of the Willis and that stupid Amy Wineho and her druggie husband. no one cares about them
Nude Flash says – reply to this

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Re: News Flash –

yanks dont know their asses from theyre elbows.

tell me - is gridion that game where a group of guys sit on a circle masturbating on a biscuit then the last one to cum eats the biscuit?

or is that called baseball?
IT'S ALL YOURS DUDE says – reply to this

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Re: Ummmm – THATS RITE…..THERE YOU GO……..BRAG ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE BEING THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN AFFORD COCAINE…THERE YOU GO BUDDY. BY THE WAY, IT'S ALL YOURS…..SNORT THAT SHIT BUDDY. OR MAYBE YOU LIKE TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
You are a strap says – reply to this

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Re: GOD –

youre obviously a virgin.
YANK says – reply to this

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Re: Nude Flash – THAT'S SO GAY
ytu says – reply to this

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Re: News Flash –

please watch forrest gump for everything you need to know about americans.
My Fuckin' Pussy says – reply to this

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HE'S A YUM! YUMMINY YUMMINY YUM YUM YUM!
ozyinLA says – reply to this

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Ben, when will this shit end? You have shit for brains!
And who the fuck was the bird who's house you were stayin at in LA?
ozyinLA says – reply to this

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Ben, when will this end? You have shit for brains!
And who the fuck was the bird who's house you were stayin at in LA?
yeah man - you are so funny says – reply to this

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Re: Spews Gash –

i could care less about what you thought cock muncher…oh - im so embarressed, you insulted my government…please stop, before i toungue fuck your mums ass.
ttt says – reply to this

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Re: YANK –
can i cum all over your face?

or do you get conjuctivitis if it goes in your eyes?
aunt jemima says – reply to this

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ok, it's hard to keep bouncing back and forth with personalities AND with topics- i am getting confused with my feeble plastic brain.
mrs. butterworth, you have outdone yourself, last count it was 6 different names. it got fuzzy after that.
i love you all.
gg says – reply to this

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Re: GOD –
grow a dick….
kkk says – reply to this

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Re: GET THE FUCK OUT –
shouldnt you be picking cotton or something?
louise says – reply to this

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HE IS HOT!!! never heard of him before but hes fit, i love the tattoo on his stomach, hot,hot,hot
you are an absolute dickhead - if i could only see you i would give you a flogging you little bitch. says – reply to this

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Re: Final Answer –
havent seen it cum stain….

i have a girlfriend….you should try having sex with another person one day. you might enjoy it, but no little boys ok?
Sarah - B Mine says – reply to this

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Re: Sarah – And I love you Sarah - please, will you marry me?…..complete me?

Hold me when im weak?
Youre HOT! says – reply to this

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Re: louise – come to perth - he's an ugly cunt by our standards….
you had me at hello says – reply to this

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Re: Sarah - B Mine – never let go….
kfiwf says – reply to this

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Re: me – we should hang out….
THE KKK IS HOMO says – reply to this

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Re: kkk – and shouldnt you be burning crucifixes, or destroying civilization
D says – reply to this

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you would love it, why not give harmless gossip not this. you really are that kid in high school.
white power jumping off in this motherfucker.... says – reply to this

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Re: THE KKK IS HOMO – im done for the night…but we did get up to a bit of that…

where you gonna b 2moro nite my nigga?
poofy boy from america (home of the queers)- says – reply to this

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Re: D – please elaborate on your comment?
The million $$ question? says – reply to this

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Re: poofy boy from america (home of the queers)- –
Why are americans so fat?
KKK SWALLOWS MAN CUM says – reply to this

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Re: white power jumping off in this motherfucker…. – YOU'RE DONE BURNING CROSSES, OR SUCKING DICK?….COME TRY AN BURN SOMETHING IN NYC……WE'LL HAVE YOU RUNNING OUT OF HERE, LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO WALK.
Big, thick one says – reply to this

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This dude is fiiiine! I would eat his ass, suck him to completion and give up the hole to him anyday.
justcurious says – reply to this

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Enough with the 3rd world gossip! Don't care, won't care.
jamie says – reply to this

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have never heard of him? who is he? and should I care?
Ooh me Plums! says – reply to this

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Re: jamie – Why do you people even read the article on this guy if you don't know or don't care who he is. You people are tools!
Shana says – reply to this

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Thanx Perez for posting this shit and letting the world know about what Benny Boy he truly is……Disgrace, Arrogant, stuck up wanker who thinks hes god… Fuck u ben for stikin the such is life tattoo on u.. those words came from Ned Kellys mouth he was a tru hero, u r nothin but a stuck up lil ritch boy junkie.
Shana says – reply to this

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BTW AUssies kick ass.. we always bet u fuck head yanks in the swimming every year at the olympics, Yanks are all Obese and Ugly ive seen them with the most annoying accents ever. Come to Australia ull see nothin but hot chicks and guys and beaches, Ben cousins is ugly in our standards
Flaflaflooey says – reply to this

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Ben Cousins Uncles Aunts—who are you? It is a mystery.
Aussie says – reply to this

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Thanks for keeping up with this story Perez! Muchly appreciated
As for Ben Cousins, well he's really stuffed up his chance of fighting West Coast over his sacking and I doubt he'll be picked up by any club now. Looks like his AFL career is OVER.
OZ OZ OZ says – reply to this

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An Aussie story! Thats awesome Perz, keep them coming
Aussie says – reply to this

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Thanks for keeping up with this story Perez, its appreciated, and obviously creating quite a bit of talk.
Orrrrstrala says – reply to this

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Keeping the stories coming from the land down under!!
OI OI OI says – reply to this

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How gangsta does Ben think he is with his tat, 'SUCH IS LIFE' (of course the famous last words from Australian bush icon Ned Kelly). Funny cos its true with Ben.
Bob from Brisbane says – reply to this

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Again, Ben is a fuckwit.
Steph says – reply to this

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such a fucking waste of looks and talent..
Shana-baiibi says – reply to this

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
hot hot hot!!
omg
he is SO FUKKIIN HAWTT OMG……….
lol dude WAT A FUKKIN HUNNI
clitty says – reply to this

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Hes fucking hot to trot
gay bitch-michigan says – reply to this

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hey but that stomach tatooe -is hot!!!
Your mother says – reply to this

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Seriously - male or female, gay, straight, bi or whatever, there is something about his mean little eyes that makes me want to rip his clothes off and make his life misery.
Jonathan says – reply to this

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Oh and another one that i would love to take home and give a good suckin on. Ben I love ya!!!!!

Everything in moderation is ok benny!!!

Im a hot male 24 from Melbourne and am in love with Ben.
cookie monsta says – reply to this

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lookit little mr drugfucked now, and his dad told the media that he met all his rehab obligations while in usa. wot a farce, he won't even make it to the cows team now, boo fuckin hoo.
T says – reply to this

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Re: Shana – Australia guys are HOT!
I stay in the same hotel in Cabo Mexico with 33 footy players!
I have NEVER seen so many gorgeous guys in my life!!!
planing on going to Australia in Feb
T says – reply to this

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Re: Shana –
Australia guys are HOT!
I stay in the same hotel in Cabo Mexico with 33 footy players!
I have NEVER seen so many gorgeous guys in my life!!!
planing on going to Australia in Feb
T says – reply to this

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Australia guys are HOT!
I stay in the same hotel in Cabo Mexico with 33 footy players!
I have NEVER seen so many gorgeous guys in my life!!!
planing on going to Australia in Feb
sherale says – reply to this

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i hope u get beta benny!
flybgirl says – reply to this

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BEN IS SO HOT!!! CAN YOU PUT SOME MORE PICS OF HIM ON HERE PLEASE???

TAMMY - GET A LIFE YOUR FAT SLAG
flybgirl says – reply to this

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BEN IS SO HOT!!! CAN YOU PUT SOME MORE PICS OF HIM ON HERE PLEASE???

TAMMY - GET A LIFE YOU FAT SLAG
'e' - short for 'eating a bowl of love juice' says – reply to this

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OH, YOU GOT ME, THAT'S WHAT E STANDS FOR.
GOSH, YOU FLAMING HOMO, KISS MY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!
'e' - short for 'eating a bowl of love juice' says – reply to this

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OH, YOU GOT ME, THAT'S WHAT E STANDS FOR.
GOSH, YOU FLAMING HOMO, KISS MY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!