What Happened????

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Didn't he get a face lift recently???

He should demand his money back!

Gene Simmons looked a frightful fuck at the launch party for the Dussault Apparel Motel store on Melrose Avenue in LA on Thursday night.

His face reminds us of a turkey.

Carve some of that shit off!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Nov 9, 2007 at 3:13 pm / Email this  »

    110 comments to “What Happened????”

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    1. Rob says – reply to this


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      ewwwwww
      and first!

    2. Meme says – reply to this


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      Ewww Now he's fug!

    3. jade says – reply to this


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      NOOOOO

    4. Chilly says – reply to this


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      There is a reason that KISS appears in full drag. This it it.

    5. Chilly says – reply to this


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      There is a reason that KISS appears in full drag. This is it.

    6. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      "Hi, Gene here,
      and I've had sex with 1000's and 1000's
      of women, and did I mention I am quite the stud?
      By the way, if I numbered all the women I've
      had sex with, it would number in the thousands.
      Oh, I almost forgot to mention, I have had so much sex. With women. !000's of women.
      Not that I like to brag or anything.
      Gene out."

    7. fsvbs says – reply to this


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      z0mg!!

      ya know there is a place called earth and it has gravity,

      ok?

      but you're from mars perez so you wouldn't know about that.

    8. sharyn says – reply to this


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      ewww… he IS lookin' oooooold

    9. hud boondock says – reply to this


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      he always was ugly as shit. hence the makeup.

    10. hud boondock says – reply to this


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      he always was ugly as shit. hence the makeup.

    11. em says – reply to this


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      yeah

    12. ◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchygrlΦ↓ says – reply to this


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      ◄zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz◘

      I love thiz guy…he getz it…no marriage

      ◄zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥

    13. lei says – reply to this


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      eeeewwwwww…he's even uglier in person. and he's a dickhead!

    14. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      First bitches…

      He needs MAJOR chin lipo. Or maybe he could just wear a scarf like Joan Rivers.

    15. jojo says – reply to this


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      www.crazysexybitchy.com

    16. boybitch says – reply to this


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      who cares about the face? with the legendary tongue and cock i wouldn't care about the face. cover it with a sheet and suck away. huge cock filled with cum

    17. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      First bitches…

      He needs MAJOR chin lipo. Or maybe he could just wear a scarf like Joan Rivers.

    18. rumer says – reply to this


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      zexy

    19. tdawg says – reply to this


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      I'd rather watch the 2 girls 1 cup video for the rest of my life, then wake up next to that

    20. mamma says – reply to this


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      He is a bit weathered.

    21. TOMMYROUGE says – reply to this


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      kewl Thanksgiving so early this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    22. Suzy Q says – reply to this


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      AUGH! MY EYES!!!!

    23. Suzy Q says – reply to this


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      AUGH! MY EYES!!!!

    24. Tammy says – reply to this


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      Oh my God, I would so have sex with him and that tougue of his. That ugly girlfriend of his looks like the " Joker" from "Batman" since she got her face jacked up…..he's still fine…love him..

    25. navywife8 says – reply to this


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      EWWW he does look like a turkey

      hahahaha

    26. BUMMER says – reply to this


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      WHATEVER…HE'S OLD AS SHIT ANYWAY. TIME TO CHECK IN A HOME.

    27. charly says – reply to this


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      Give the guy a break!!! If he isn't 60 already he is fast approaching!! You can only hope you look that good when you reach 60! Hell, you don't look this good now!

    28. Leah says – reply to this


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      He may be fugly, but I go to school with his son who is TOTALLY gorgeous, even better than how he looks on camera. So Gene must have done something right…

    29. rosiethunder says – reply to this


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      well, he is FIFTY EIGHT years old.

      I so would hump his son….

    30. crotchrocket says – reply to this


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      Dude, he is so kool….I watch all of his shows..he's funny.

    31. LEONA'S GHOST says – reply to this


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      I THOUGHT I PASSED! I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET THAT DAMN DOG TO GIVE ME THE $12 MILLION BACK!

    32. pennywize says – reply to this


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      Looks like he is storing chestnuts in his cheeks for the winter.

    33. Tammy says – reply to this


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      Hell yea, his son is cute..I'd do him in a second.

    34. robin says – reply to this


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      Have you checked in a mirror lately Perez? You fuckster

    35. Cut your damn hair says – reply to this


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      With all this guy's money you'd think he'd go get a makeover in addition to the face lift (which didn't help at all!!! ) Geez buddy… go to a hair salon.. get a shorter cut and maybe grow a close cropped beard to hide your icky skin.

    36. holden says – reply to this


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      Howls for those jowls

    37. HipChic says – reply to this


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      Who's Gene Simmons?

    38. Twinkleyes says – reply to this


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      Oh, I am young, but I can't forget about that toungue of his. I would probably try it out…

    39. LayLay says – reply to this


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      As far as I was concerned, he didn't need a face lift..he's still fine for his age.

    40. CC says – reply to this


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      LOLOLOL— I laughed at the

    41. Jimmy Bernards says – reply to this


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      HIs face is base on his age hehehehehe

    42. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Facellifts on men are a BIG no-no

    43. Sally says – reply to this


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      It's only temporary, a facelift. Other factors - does he drink and/or do drugs? that ruins the facelift.
      But yeah, it doesn't seem to have done much good. Ditto his wife.

    44. jeb says – reply to this


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      Perez, you are totally rude. Gene has a successful career and shown himself to be a terrific business person and YOU criticize HIS looks! Like it matters! This blog is so over!! bye bye

    45. Baby says – reply to this


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      He shouldn't get his money back!!! Dumb Ass didn't do ANYTHING the doctor told him to do till AFTER he really fucked up his face lift. He would not stay in bed, talked constantly, put himself under tons of stress and went skiing and fell down a dozen times. HE FUCKED UP HIS OWN FACE LIFT!!!!

    46. aquaboogie says – reply to this


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      I know, he just had a face lift. I did not know those things wore off!!! LOL
      By the way, you totally need to give Teddy a "Teddy cam" segment every now and then. He is too cute!

    47. ass says – reply to this


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      Perez, don't you ever get tired of being the world's biggest fucking douchebag?

    48. Jimmy says – reply to this


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      If I were Perez I would've committed suicide by now.

    49. Billy Splatts! says – reply to this


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      More like "ruff, ruff!"

    50. michelle w says – reply to this


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      Stop being mean. Gene Simmons is The Nicest Guy Ever! I had a business dinner at Truluck's in South Lake, TX, and went up to Gene for an autograph. He had me hug him and give him a kiss on the cheek, and signed my thigh no problem! AND he was in the middle of a business dinner with business-guy types! I love him. And he's really attractive for a 50-something-year old guy!

    51. PEREZ IS SO SHALLOW says – reply to this


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      He is almost 60. He looks OK for 60. His talent is what matters in his public life. He never was a handsome dude so what's the big deal. I'm sick of celebrities who all look alike.

    52. mommy chick says – reply to this


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      he looks like he stuffed bouncy balls in his cheeks. it just goes to show that if you are ugly and rotten on the inside, it will eventually leak out and ruin your face…even though i have never found him attractive +o(

    53. stephanie says – reply to this


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      His wife is a milf. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    54. steph says – reply to this


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      michelle w….very classy having him sign your thigh while at dinner

    55. Bel says – reply to this


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      Spot on!!

    56. cassandra says – reply to this


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      He looks like he might be taking Prednisone, a steriod medication often used to treat inflammatory conditions. There's a certain look that is characteristic of those patients - think of John McCain and how his face bulges out weirdly since he took it a few years ago.

      If it's not a med issue, he needs a refund from his plastic surgeon.

    57. Ral says – reply to this


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      His wife is fug too!

    58. azzhole says – reply to this


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      His cheeks are makin room for that tongue of his!!!

    59. Dave says – reply to this


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      GIVE THE GUY A BREAK…HE;S FUCKING OLD NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.
      AND HE LICKS PUSSY LIKE A MAD MAN WITH THAT TOUNGE

    60. elle says – reply to this


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      Say what you will … when you're that rich and well hung, who cares?

    61. burgersmomp says – reply to this


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      wow sir perez hilton you havent got nottin else to do except make up stuff so yeha
      it must be from concentrate then

    62. Timon says – reply to this


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      Perez! He looks identical to your ass!

    63. haley says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha i love you perez!!! your comment on that shit totally made my day!!!

    64. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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      Nothing redeeming about this guy. His looks match his personality. I hope he can figure out soon that no amount of plastic surgery is going to help. And he'd look better if he let his hair age naturally with the rest of him. I almost think he looked better before he had all of his recent work done.

    65. Lapland Dancers says – reply to this


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      Gravity never sleeps.

    66. Sharon says – reply to this


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      Sharon: I can`t beleive I am with a guy with a neck like a turkey, who brags about having sex with other women! Its a good thing we never got married.

    67. Genesmellslikebengay says – reply to this


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      Droopy jowls!!! Droopy jowls!!!

    68. 4sknfAN says – reply to this


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      PUT THE MAKE-UP BACK ON NOW!!! THAT WAS A FREE FACE LIFT HE GOT ON A "REALITY" TV SHOW SO MAYBE THE WHOLE THING WAS FAKE JUST LIKE THE REST OF THAT "REALITY" TV CRAP.

    69. StefC says – reply to this


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      I was at school where they filmed the first rock school ( the boarding school) and he got his finger stuck in my friends trumpet! hahaha xx

    70. StefC says – reply to this


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      I was in the first Rock school and Gene Simmons got his finger stuck in my best friends trumpet haha!
      They also filmed me singing classical music for the 4th epiosode!!

    71. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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      Re: Tammy

      True dat, Tammy! What? His son's legal now!!

    72. benjamin says – reply to this


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      He is a piece of shit.

    73. guerabasura says – reply to this


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      You act like Gene was a looker at one point in time. WRONG!!!

    74. It's Shannon Bitch! says – reply to this


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      Re: Sharon – Who the fuck is Sharon? Ozzy's wife? Gene is with Shannon Tweed….idiot!!

    75. Yak says – reply to this


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      This guy is so effing ugly and always has been I can't comprehend how any dumb twat would sleep with him. Nice hair. It's always looked like someone's shaved pubes glued on to his head. He is so classless too, always boasting about how many girls he screwed. I bet your wife and kids are real proud of you.
      How could so many clueless people buy all the shit he markets (including his records). Wow, black leather costumes and painted faces. Sign me up. That sounds like some good shit. I'll take all you can give me so you can drive around in your Mercedes and live in a giant mansion and screw Playboy playmates and anything else that breathes.
      How can so many retards buy into this shit when there are so many unrecognized talented people out there? One of life's eternal mysteries.

    76. Cherrr says – reply to this


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      Fk PEREZ…leave the guy alone!! He's how old?? People age..its NATURAL!! GOD its ridiculous how you's make fun of the way ppl look! If they too fat u make fun, if they too skinny u make fun..there really is no winning with you!! Does anyone have to remind u of YOUR UGLY …. !?!?

    77. chris says – reply to this


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      omg id sue the doctor he fucked up his face

    78. sjnsj says – reply to this


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      this guy sucks!

    79. chris says – reply to this


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      actually the tongue might be long but i heard the rest is less then normal size, woman have sex w him becuaue he i kiss

    80. StefC says – reply to this


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      ACTUALLY YOU SCHOULD ALL KNOW THAT GENE USES THE "WOMANISING" AS A BIG FRONT, HE'S ACTUALLY DEVOTED TO HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN AND HE'S A REAL FAMILY MAN - IT'S JUST ALL PART OF THE ROCK STAR IMAGE. I'VE MET HIM AND HE'S A GREAT GUY, NOT AT ALL THE ARROGANT WOMANISER YOU THINK HE IS.

    81. Snide says – reply to this


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      Bloated as he is, Gene looks better at 60 than Perez has ever looked. It's amazing what a moralizing hypocrite Perez has turned out to be.

    82. The Hair is Fug says – reply to this


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      I wish he would do something with that damn hair. It's like a helmet.

    83. Dw says – reply to this


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      I hate to see what you look like at that age. Scary

    84. Shanon says – reply to this


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      Oh come on now! He looks his age and looks great!

    85. BryGuy says – reply to this


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      At least we don't have to see his disgusting tongue in this photo

    86. Number 2,347 says – reply to this


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      Gene looks like he has a couple of walnuts stuffed in each cheek parallel to his lips. He can slip in for a quickie. Fix job, that is, Gene..

    87. jonb says – reply to this


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      his daughter is so fucking hot, what I wouldn't give for a piece of that ass.

    88. chris says – reply to this


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      poor genie we still love you
      my brother met him and another band member at home depot dallas a few yrs back really gene was a down to earth guy i believe its all an act he is a family man and he considers shannon his UNWIFE :) we love you simmons looks arent everything

    89. Bob says – reply to this


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      There was an episode of his show where he wasn't following the doctor's directions and went up to a ski resort and got lost on a trail and crashed into a tree or something trying to spy on his daughter, and plastic surgeon told him that his face lift was going to go to shit

    90. Gene Simmons, Butt-Ugly Geezer of schlock says – reply to this


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      His face resembles what his music sounds like - Total fucking Horseshit!!!
      This guy is famous for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Take away the pyro-technics and makeup and their isn't a SANE person alive who thinks their crap records are worth 2 cents. Same boring shit, different album. Garage rock sounds better than these shmoes.
      Put on your makeup old geezer, we've heard your miniscule crap tunes and can't face how disgusing you look!
      I buttfuck KISS chicks and then spit on their faces, wipe their shit off my cock on their foreheads.

    91. br says – reply to this


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      Damn P-thetic, you know you would be on your knees for him in a second. Someone that looks like you really shouldn't try to trash someone else's looks. That would be like Brit trying to give parenting advice.

    92. Ugly in and out says – reply to this


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      Pretty sad! Please talk to Renee and get Photoshopped!

    93. Dr.90212 says – reply to this


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      Yes he did have a face lift that was televised on his TV show. Sadly his face has fallen and he could demand a refund.

    94. Ima Fraud says – reply to this


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      "Carve some of that shit off!" says the overweight wannabe.

    95. Sara G. says – reply to this


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      you should hope to look that good when you're older.
      i think maybe we're a little jealous? gene will be loved well into his eighties for his timeless work with KISS, but everyone will remember you as a catty little monster unless you start doing more journalism and less smear campaigns against the rich and famous.

    96. Dr Dick says – reply to this


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      There's only so much an artist can do with this train wreck! Shave his ass & walk him backwards, it'll be a vast improvement!

    97. kdghty says – reply to this


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      he just needs to cut his hair and quit dying it. older faces look better with lighter hair. he's fit enough to look really good for his age if he quits trying to look like he's 25.

    98. zoo says – reply to this


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      he is fucken ugly as hell. why do they let white trash on tv anyway?

    99. Kenya Dewit says – reply to this


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      Bring out the hook. Mad props for KISS Gene, but know when to get off the stage and retire aleady.

      P.S. Marry Shannon.

    100. Toadygrrl says – reply to this


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      What is so weird, is that, Gene Simmons has never, by his own admission (declaration) taken a drug or DRINK in his entire life. So why does he look so HAGSVILLE???? Pretty sure excess fucking does not do that to your face. MMM no, I am thinking you would have that very rosy glow….seems Gene is omitting something of the truth..come on mr studly, is it booze or drugs………….methinks it might be the evil pill…………..

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