What Not To Do In A Divorce
Paul McCartney's estranged wife, Heather "Golddigger" Mills has dumped her high-priced divorce attorneys at Mischon de Reya in London. The former titty model claims she can no longer afford them as their bitter divorce drags on with no resolution in sight.
Mills, it is claimed, has already had to take out over $3 million in loans to pay for her legals fees.
And, here's the best part…..
In an attempt to save money, not only has Heather fired her lawyers, but….she's also going to represent herself in court!
This is the second big departure in Mills' camp.
Heather's publicist dumped her two weeks ago, just before she began her crazy media crusade.
Her new spokesperson, Michele Elyzabeth confirmed that Mills would be representing herself in court from now on, stating:
"It was agreed between them both that she would suspend her representation from the firm due to financial reasons and that she was perfectly capable of successfully representing herself in court, as she has done on a number of occasions regarding other matters."
Brilliant idea, Heather.
Go for it!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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first? heather mills is a stupid bitch
I like her…. feel a bit bad for the wrap she gets…
About time your queer ass got outta bed to update your site.
This woman is crazy but then so is Paul for not getting a pre-nup.
this bitch sucks!!!!
Basically a court of law will reach a 50 50 split of aquired assets during term of marriage.
retard
Wow, she really IS that stupid.
What a loser, she is going to walk away with nothing
why the hell do you care if your first or not? — so stupid
What a cunt she is…..for more mile high fun check out www.stewedbeef.com….and thanks for flying Stewedbeef Airlines.
How stupid is she?! She was never going to get what she wanted though, this is what you get in Britain if you fuck around with a Beatle.
Poor Paul got in deep doo doo with the major professional GOLD DIGGER!
She's KraZy! And a Beetch!
she's a bitch
I'm sure Paul MacCartney, his kids, and his lawyers are all dancing in the streets when they heard this!! Heather Mills defending herself will be a trainwreck beyond the antics of Britney Spears!!
Let the games begin! An enormously bad move - and we all know it don't we? Crazy high strung and self obsessed fool!!!!
whats first mean?!
she is an idiot.
I think it's pretty clear what really happened (i.e. it's not a about financial issue — the lawyers would certainly have been willing to achieve their commission on a percentage-received basis)
1. the lawyers told her to put a sock in it — her abberant behaviour was knee-capping their ability to do their job (and make dough!)
2. she, being a completely lunatic, told them to fcuk off!!!
GOOD - we'll enjoy the sidelines watching this trainwreck self-destruct in court!!!
YAY. I HOPE SHE GETS NOTHING!
She's so incredibly stupid
Choke on your pegleg and die, you worthless attention whore.
Someone needs to run a geneology on Heather Mills and cross reference it with Britney Spears… they're both delusional nuts.
Great news, she has destroyed herself. Get that baby away from her, she is dangerous.
I am an animal lover, but I would never give one dime to any animial charity that this rude attention seeking women speaks for.
She who is her own lawyer has a fool for a client.
They are saying on another site that the law firm dropped HER.
Obviously they aren't telling her what she wants to hear. She's just a trailer trash con artist who has shown her true colours as a very nasty bit of work.
I don't feel one bit sorry for Paul McCartney. He COULD have gotten a pre-nup, but he didn't. WHY? Because he thinks himself so glorious that nobody would ever want to divorce him? Yep. Thats it.
She is SO fucked. Ha. Good. Perhaps she'll get fuck all, go broke and end up flipping burgers for a living. Or get back to sucking cock with arabs which is all she's about good for having a mouth the size it is.
CUNTS-WAY-LOW!
She'll be livin' in a pikey-infested caravan in a year!
Pikey-trash whore-I hope Paul gets custody of her collection of legs!
Good! Now she'll get what she deserves–upkeep for the kid, and NOTHING ELSE.
I wish her the best.
Re: Jo – Look you freaking idiot, how many times do you have to be told:-
PRE NUPS ARE NOT LEGALLY BINDING IN THE UK
Re: missbuttercup –
Er, why?
um no…the law firm dumped HER.
I read on another site that the law firm dropped her for going crazy in those interviews….
Using falsities to embelish a story is cheap. *coughperezcough*
Re: blablabla – Correct*
Re: Connie – Heather uses the animial charities to get attention and sympathy for herself.
LYING SKANK, THEY DUMPED HER ASS AS OULDNT LISTEN TO THEIR ADVICE AND WHORED HERSELF ALL OVER TV SHOOTIN HER MOUTH OFF.
The old beatle is a greedy old fart.
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All she wants is SYMPATHY. All she is a bitch. So much feel sorry for me shit
Anything, absolutely anything for publicity, this one! She is not an expert of the law and is going to blunder again.
She will lose custody then do drugs with me.
I am sure that Heather could pick up some spare change on some of the lesbian porn sites, especially the ones featuring asshole licking, water sports, and fisting lessons.
McCartney is an IDIOT for marrying this "woman". She is absolutely COO COO nuts. I feel bad for his family that they have to deal with this horrible cow… I really blame him for this poor choice in character.
FUCK GOLD, SHE's a PLATINUM DIGGER!!!!!
I hate to say it, but
hopefully the judge will realise this is a golddigger and give her what is owed, NUTHING. Paul McCartney is living history and should not be subjected to repercussions of his vunerability, he obviously cared for this woman and over time realised that she is what she is and tried to end it. as for this old tart, she tried to put up a facade of realism to her farce, but was tossed out before she could try swindle more out of Mr. McCartney. Rides over, I sincerely hope you get nothing………..
Is she related to Britney?
Pre-nuptial agreements are NOT legally binding in the United Kingdom; judges may or may not decide to honor their content depending on the couple's situation, the interests of any children and the grounds on which the divorce is to be granted.
So Paul getting one in Britian would've been pointless since it would've been little or no help at this point, after the birth of a child, the alligations of abuse etc.
She who respesents herself in court has an idiot for a client…………………even SHITney isnt that stupid….oop,s well she is, she just isnt that broke.
LOL! Represent herself in court!?? LMAO!! This stupid bitch is going to end up with NOTHING!!!
According to many news accounts Paul offered her 25 million pounds (over $50 million US dollars) and she refused, possibly because he demanded that she agree not to discuss him or his family as part of the agreement. Now he's willing to let things go to court where UK judges probably won't award her as much (and certainly won't give her more and that was with her very able legal representatives in place - who knows what she'll get representing herself). She's an egomaniac and can't bear not to be in the public eye. She knows that the main thing that gets her attention is her connection to Paul and if she can't talk about him and his family the press she gets is bound to fade away fast. So she would rather risk getting a lot less money. Although the attention is bound to fade for an ex-Beatle wife eventually. She isn't completely sane.
i thought they dropped her
I don't know, could it be that a legend, icon, filthy rich, superstar, has the upper hand because he is who he is? Maybe she is a beleaguered, bewildered, average person who wants to be known, caught up in a conflict with an implacable foe. Maybe she is right, some people are paranoid for a very good reason. Benefit of the doubt, anybody? He just might be a complete asshole.
DUMB BITCH!
The following has nothing to do with my position towards Mills:
I also represented myself in court…. - successfully.
I knew she was a bit full of herself, but I had no idea it was this bad… Heather hon, Tom Cruise called, he wants his ego back.
bitch is crazy!!!
She is an idiot and I hope she doesn't get a penny. She wants fame and attention and will do anything to get it. If I had been lucky enough to get married to one of the richest guys in England I would have just kept my mouth shut and kept myself occupied spending his money and hanging out in his many houses. Instead, this lunatic has been making an exhibition of herself in public for years. Remember taking off her leg and letting Larry King feel it on his show?! She is a nutcase.
The court case is going to be the most entertaining thing to hit England in years and the public will enjoy watching her make an even bigger fool of herself.
She is probably the most hated woman in England at the moment. Whatever she does, she will never be popular. People just don't like her. They never will.
Is she on the Britney Spears plan????
When egos collide! I think both she and McCartney are horrible horrible people who deserved each other. And his daughter Stella looks like a right little psycho. She always has an expression like a little spoilt, bratty she devil. Heather is a completely deluded nutter that's for sure but people don't delude yourselves about McCartney. He is a grumpy old bile filled narccisist who shouts at people who ask for autographs.
Gold -Digging -Pig- Cunt. I hope she breaks her real leg and gets termites in her fake stump.
The worthless minge has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
I ADORE Heather Mills!!! She's the kid in the class who won't quit raising her hand, the quirky loner trying to bring down the homecoming king, the one who always says and does the what you're never supposed to say and do…McCartney's an icon and you're never going to look sympathetic in comparison no matter what he does–that's what icons are! . Have to say I admire her enthusiasm, strong will and high spirited albeit idiotic ways. She's got chutzpah.
Am I the only one who thinks this biatch is very very UN-ATTRACTIVE?? Is Paul blind??
how in the corn-bread hell did this ugly bitch marry a beatle???
I hope she doesnt get one red penny. and she probably wont…she is a cunt from hell
Paul McCartney seems like a complete jackass. John Lennon tried to keep his ego in check and even he had to divorce Paul…He writes a lot of shit, too and now gets a pass on his crappy music just because he was a Beatle (have you heard his latest DVD?)
She is a pirate. Stealing Paul's treasure with her stupid peg leg. Heather "PIRATE" Mills.
Perez why do you continue to give her attention thats what she wants! Nothing but a media whore who needs to have her daughter taken away from her!
ha ha ha ha representing herself, when she hasn't got a leg to stand on, I hope Paul crushes this filthy bitch, she was working an agenda the whole time, filthy bitch.
A PERSON WHO REPRESENTS HIMSELF HAS A FOOL FOR A CLIENT!
she is a nice lady
who the hell cares about paul anymore he is a hillbilly has been
heather you'll be okay go find your self afine looking black man cause they will treat you like a woman and make love to you real sexy not them corny dorky whiteboys who dont have a clue on how to love a woman. the only girls they bang are your typical pissy drunk white girls who are so easy.
CRAZEEEEE BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How long before Heather and Unfitney are BFF?
One legged hooker….
loca pal carajo, bro.
I think she went off the deep end when she found out about pauls new girl friend, seemed to happon at about the same time…..
what a retard-is she smokin' that leg of hers?! lol
Maybe Paul's new friends' FAMILY can make her an offer she CAN'T refuse?
What a crock! You know damn well that Heather is going to demand that Paul pay all her lawyer bills—I bet the lawyers dumped her and this is her cover story.
everyone needs to leave this woman alone!!! give her a fuckin break already and give her, her money. if every1 knew she was a "gold digger" from the beginning, then why is every1 so shocked and mad at her now?
who wants to bet lil bea and the federline boys are going to grow up and follow the family business of being OFF THE HOOK FUCKING CRAZY!?!?! or grow up and write AMAZING tell all stories! Odds are in favour!
Yes, McCartney should have gotten a pre-nup. But you gotta wonder what attracted McCartney to her in the first place. I mean come on, she only has one leg. Sounds cruel, but….. McCartney has moved on; Heather can't because she has nothing (in her warped mind) to move onto (how about focusing on your daughter?). She is one bitter woman. An, what an ego. Comparing her situation to that of Princess Diana is not only stupid but shows how Heather thinks she ranks up there with a national icon.
You basatrds!!!!!
I deserve at least half of Paul's money. I mean just look at him!!!!!!
BEING DUMB BY LAWYERS. WHY THIS IS NEWS?
Back off, You know nothing about the real Heather Mills. You only know the image portrayed by the disgusting bias media!! Why is Paul McCartney always portrayed as a saint?? What has he done to deserve that?? Saved thousands of peoples lives?? Build hospitals to nurse sick people?? No, he is a musician, a performer, nothing more!!!! Heather Mills has worked extensively for various charities for over 20 years. Long before the ageing Paul McCartney started chasing and wooing her!! Heather Mills lives just down the road from me in East Sussex, she lived here in my hometown of Hove with Sir Paul. It was common knowledge in the area that he was abusive and threatening to her once he had knocked back a couple of bottles of wine. We, as her informed neighbours fully support her. She will not back down, no matter how much the media try to bash her or blacken her name!!!
What a dillusional bitch. This should be hilarious. The News of the World has a new article posted on its website talking more about the audio tapes she recorded of Sir Paul calling her a "one legged bitch" and "spoiled." GASP!! How shocking - oops, guess Paul really meant to say "one and a HALF legged bitch" b/c she technically is only missing half the leg. Either way, she is a gold-digging crackhead and hope she totally embarasses herself in court.
after she gets absolutely nothing because she is really stupid and cant keep her mouth shut she will end up killing herself. she will lose that kid too. god how big of an ass can u be? she is really nuts!
I'm not a Heather fan, but why doesn't supposed 'good guy' Paul just privately end this ongoing travesty, instead of sadistically leaving her twisting in the wind?
Cut a bloody deal and be done with it. How good a mother do you think your daughter is experiencing while Heather is mucking through all this sh*t? The little kids always suffer while the parents power play over an extra buck. You can't take it with you, and just how much does a person need? Appalling.
I suppose they may have dumped her due to her uncontrolled shooting off at the mouth, which only hurts her case. Perhaps they no longer feel she will receive enough to pay their fees should they spend any more man hours on it, and are cutting their losses. With the way she's dealing, they may also be thinking she may give them the same bizzare battle when it comes time to pay their fees.
Reading back, 50 million should have been more than enough for 4 years, but the gag order was her undoing. She just can't keep it shut, but should, because it's not all about her, but her daughter's blood family. Heather's last four years were comparatively not horrible. Being pushed out of your home in the Sudan and wandering homeless, foodless, and constantly looking for clean water with kids in tow and being raped at night or being forced to watch your too young daughter be raped is horrible neglect and abuse. Being offered 50 million after four years of mansion living, designer clothing, cooks and cleaning ladies, expensive travel and attending prestigious events and then having a nasty row after where sh*t happens that shouldn't while drunk is NOT
hard done by, comparatively.
I'm not the expert on this woman but if the above information is true then someone should get her some mental health help ASAP. Seriously.
Heather's latest act of insanity calls to mind that old saying: A person who represents herself in court has an idiot for a lawyer AND a client!!!
the saddest thing about this pathetic person is that she has to make up lies and say that she fired her divorce attorneys wen in fact they dumped her sad pathetic white trash arse because she was opening that huge common vile mouth of hers everywhere she went to try and get the sympathy vote yeah nice one cause that worked didnt it u sad muppet!!!! she should have kept her big mouth shut for once in her life!! if i was stella i would have beaten her down soooo badly!
Correctino…the lawyers dumped her— as it is now doubful she will now ever have the money to pay their massive bill.
She has new spokesperson who is some dissipated nobody French Socialite…as if that will help!!!!! FFS….Woman needs therapy.