Worst. Movie. Ever.

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Click here to watch the trailer for Jessica Simpson's new film, Major Movie Star.

This is going direct to DVD right????

Posted: Nov 10, 2007 at 5:01 pm / Email this »

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Ashlee says – reply to this

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perez is going straight to fat camp, right?
loo says – reply to this

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1st
griselmania says – reply to this

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How silly…
bri lee says – reply to this

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oh so sad
fg says – reply to this

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dfd
Mel hearts Perez says – reply to this

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what a terrible trailer!! that shit better be going straight to dvd!
lalalalala says – reply to this

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damn her and her big, bucky teeth. straight to dvd!
Marc says – reply to this

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Looks awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful
emily says – reply to this

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suckfest
Emmy says – reply to this

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FIRST
cam says – reply to this

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it seems ok
Shelly says – reply to this

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Fucking lame
Shireen says – reply to this

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wow. ridiculous.
your mom says – reply to this

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that looks so bad!
grace says – reply to this

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gay!
janice says – reply to this

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i think its cute!
Norell says – reply to this

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Oh shut up Perez! This looks totally cute!
Suzanne says – reply to this

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that is soooo bad!
laura says – reply to this

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not first!!!! looks lame and corny but entertaining at the same time.
EMMY says – reply to this

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FIRST FIRST at 4:00 pm today!!
trae says – reply to this

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bloody hell …..
izzlepizzle says – reply to this

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WOW! This REALLY does look like the worst movie EVER……wow……
kel says – reply to this

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is it meant to be a blatent rip off of private benjamin/?????
hi says – reply to this

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Isn't this Private Benjamin with Goldie Hawn!?!!!
Isn't this Private Benjamin with Goldie Hawn!?!!!
Isn't this Private Benjamin with Goldie Hawn!?!!!
Isn't this Private Benjamin with Goldie Hawn!?!!!
Isn't this Private Benjamin with Goldie Hawn!?!!!
Isn't this Private Benjamin with Goldie Hawn!?!!!
Isn't this Private Benjamin with Goldie Hawn!?!!!
Jen Johnson says – reply to this

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It doesn't look that bad. She's a dork, though.
abz says – reply to this

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Private Benjamin rip-off
Don says – reply to this

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looks just like my kind of movie!!
Sani2 says – reply to this

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it doesn't look thaaaaaaat bad perez.
UKer says – reply to this

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LMAOOOOOOOOO
I COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO FINISH WATCHING THE TRAILER , LET ALONE THIS RETARDED MOVIE.
JOHN MAYER MUST BE SO EMBARASSED NOW. HAHAHAHAHA
lonelilylana says – reply to this

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I actually think that looks rather funny..lol
withheld says – reply to this

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I want to watch it!!
irma says – reply to this

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first? bad…….won't even make it to blockbuster
Patricia says – reply to this

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Is it bad that I almost want to see that movie? "You're going down Army Barbie!" …Classic
L says – reply to this

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Wow. Just… wow.
I hope they didn't spend more than a $50 on this.
Annie says – reply to this

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horrible!
annie says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
jen1 says – reply to this

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i will not be spending money at the theater to see that…
Hampshire says – reply to this

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Ok, this theme was sort of funny 25 years ago with the movie Private Benjamin but we already saw that movie. So why make the movie again with a no-talent like Jessica Simpson.
J says – reply to this

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OSCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
camille says – reply to this

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pure garbage.. oh yeah…
nikki says – reply to this

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omg. i LOVE her. this will be amazing.
Annoyed says – reply to this

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First!!! That is the worse thing I have ever seen. Why does she keep trying to act and what the hell is vivica fox doing there?
Sarah says – reply to this

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uummmm….Megan Valentine? lol
I want my 2 mins back from my life for watching that garbage….
She honestly can't act and has to stop trying to cash in on any and everything.
Heather says – reply to this

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Maybe it wont be so bad
Molly says – reply to this

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Wow, that's beyond awful. R.I.P Jessica's career.
kelly says – reply to this

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first!!
Denise says – reply to this

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She's a dumb loon with no talent. Plus, she has had a lot of stuff to to her ugly mug.
Denise says – reply to this

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She's a dumb loon with no talent. Plus, she has had a lot of stuff to to her ugly mug.
Denise says – reply to this

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She's a dumb loon with no talent. Plus, she has had a lot of stuff to to her ugly mug.
John says – reply to this

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I don't know, I mean it's a jessica simpson movie so of course it's going to be cheesy, but that looked kind of cute. I want to see it now
John says – reply to this

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I don't know, I mean it's a jessica simpson movie so of course it's going to be cheesy, but that looked kind of cute. I want to see it now
jarvisbearcub says – reply to this

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I was going to make a joke about how it can't possibly be the worst cause it has Steve Guttenburg which would have been ironic.

But then it has Cheri Oteri. She seriously is hysterical, so I'd give it a watch. Though it does seem like a straight to DVDer from the get go.
k says – reply to this

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NOT WORSE THAN THE PARIS-ITE's MUSICAL DRAMA MOVIE !!!
rebecca says – reply to this

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Yeah it looks dumb but not any worse than any of the other bullshit that's out.
tru says – reply to this

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It looks dumb but funny not that bad shes just not the best actress
ill watch it hah
marce says – reply to this

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that was really good it was funny and cute. I would go and see it if it came out. but not bad at all
Veroliscious says – reply to this

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Flora says – reply to this

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Re: hi –
Yup, that's private benjamin, only not funny!
Ange says – reply to this

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I can't wait to get this on DVD - it will really piss my husband off, I'll get pissed on wine and eat a vat of cheetos…. What a fab night in.
Rammy says – reply to this

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W….t..FUCK is that shit
Britney Spears says – reply to this

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It should go straight to the trash
deadxhead says – reply to this

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man, this movie is gunna suck, i mean the idea has been over played way to many times
Guttenberg says – reply to this

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Seriously, GUTTENBERG????
Vito says – reply to this

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It reminds me of one of those like Disney Movie Trailers from like 1998 lol
the movies with Disney right???
Ange says – reply to this

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PS I almost expected her to do an Ad for Directv half way thru..
Bitchie says – reply to this

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The saddest part…her acting seems to have improved since Employee of the Month. Oh, how the mighty have fallen…
michelle says – reply to this

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i think you mean straight to tv. that trailer was shiteous. it seemed really amateurish. i'll probably end up watching it though. liking bad movies is my secret shame
gared111 says – reply to this

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It doesn't look THAT bad!
Edwin says – reply to this

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You know a movie is bad when Vivica Fox is in it.
debber says – reply to this

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That was cute, cute, cute. This is the right role for Jessica. Steve Guttenberg is an annoying hasbeen, and we see too much of Cheri O'teri in gross mode, but you really can't knock Jessica for being adorable.
emilee says – reply to this

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it reminds me of cadet kelly. and the ending is gona be so obvious.
jigga who? says – reply to this

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why can't singers stick to singing and actor stick to acting? its not bad enough that she exsists, but she has to take work away from starving actors. Shameful.
kariyoo says – reply to this

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imthink i alredy see this movie but with goldie hawn…..if it is she i not even a toe fun like goldie
Jan says – reply to this

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It's hilarious Perez!!! WTF. It will do great. You have no judgment on a good comedy Perez.
Perezisahorribleass says – reply to this

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You are a terrible person. Your website was conceived because of your feelings of anger towards people who picked on you. So what? Who doesn't get picked on. You're no better than those people because you also pick on people.
You only printed half truths about Duane Chapman. Did you mention his son set him up. No you said his son Leland set him up. It was his son Tucker. Jackass. Did you mention how the Enquirer stalked the Chapman's for a year? Or how Tucker's girlfriend tried to beat up Beth before the phone call? People make mistakes. Duane Chapman is not a bad person. You are.
BS says – reply to this

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that was the worst movie trailer ever!they could have made the movie look half-decent if the preview wasnt soooooo bad!
meghan says – reply to this

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she stole my first name stupid bitch now i have to change it
Mike says – reply to this

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Perez: JS used to be your BFF, what happened? Now your trashing her left and right…

Her movie looks funny, in the Private Benjamin way, its a popcorn movie, what do you expect, fucking shakespear?! Meryl Streep?

Chill dude, AND don't trash your friends or your ex-friends. Its very very low class.
IZAZAI says – reply to this

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I think the idea is pretty good but the choice of actress is bad… Well let's give her one last chance at acting!
marcos says – reply to this

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it doesn't seem that bad.. at least it looks better than the 40 yo virgin
Gena says – reply to this

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what was that…
56 says – reply to this

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Goldie did it!!! NO MORE, NO MORE!!
chichimarie says – reply to this

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wow, that's too bad…especially for steve guttenburg, i mean he has appeared in such blockbusters as short circuit and police academy….
Alicia says – reply to this

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I think it looks cute. I will get a kick out of watching how bad she does and how bad they do depicting actual military lingo and everyday training. (My husband is in the Army..)
kimmy says – reply to this

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I think it's better than MOST of what she's done thus far!! lol
catherine says – reply to this

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it doesnt look THAT bad!! Honestly!! U know ive seen worse movies….. still I dont think I will spend 10 bucks going to see it but I will see it when it comes out on dvd.
Bean says – reply to this

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WTF…..What a waste of time and space.
me oh my says – reply to this

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that does look pretty bad….but you still suck worse, perez.
no oscar here says – reply to this

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Actually, it looks like it will be a cute move. Very light and fluffy. Cheri from SNL should make it even better. Wow, Steve Guttenberg is a wreck. He used to be so adorable.
natalie says – reply to this

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its so bad that its just a little good.
deb says – reply to this

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Doesnt look bad to me but what do I know
Magan says – reply to this

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It's not a break out movie but it's cute.
ol.lol says – reply to this

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i think it looks good
fido_ says – reply to this

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i want to kick my own ass for watching that trailer.
Lynsey says – reply to this

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This is a perfect role for her. She's a terrible actress, and this is a terrible film. May she no longer stink up the screen with real actors and actresses in real movies!
i think so too says – reply to this

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i think that movie is going to suck big time!!
i soo lame!
gillianfg says – reply to this

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Re: Perezisahorribleass – Gee, angry much? Unless you are Dog, you need to chill the eff out.
T says – reply to this

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HOW FREAKING STUPID! SHE IS MAKING A FOOL OF HERSELF! OH YEAH I AM GOING TO RUN RIGHT TO THE MOVIES TO SEE THAT STEVEN GUTTENBERG IS TOP NOTCH!!!! LOSER
gillianfg says – reply to this

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Re: Hahaha!!!! – do you mean starring, retard?
T says – reply to this

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HOW FREAKING STUPID! SHE IS MAKING A FOOL OF HERSELF! OH YEAH I AM GOING TO RUN RIGHT TO THE MOVIES TO SEE THAT STEVEN GUTTENBERG IS TOP NOTCH!!!! LOSER