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A Perezcious reader saw none other than Danny Bonaduce and his "precious" new girlfriend leaving a wedding chapel in Vegas this past weekend.

"Danny got all mad and threatened to break my camera," says our intrepid paparazzo.

That poor lady!

Does she really wanna live happily ever after with Danny's baby dick???

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112 comments to “Just Married???”

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  1. Isabel says – reply to this


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    First!

  2. yomi says – reply to this


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    I do

  3. k.m says – reply to this


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    first!

  4. katy says – reply to this


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    ewwww

  5. the jay says – reply to this


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    first you nasty hoes

  6. jipii says – reply to this


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    en oo eka

  7. sara says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!! ewwwwwwwww

  8. NobleOne says – reply to this


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    Once a loser, always a loser…

  9. hyi hemmetti says – reply to this


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    talla miehella on ihan kauneen nakonen vehje. i dont like'm

  10. Lindsai says – reply to this


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    thats sick.

  11. sara says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  12. lindsay says – reply to this


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    but he has a tiny penis!

  13. julia says – reply to this


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    first

  14. G says – reply to this


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    ew

  15. Rick says – reply to this


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    hmm…

  16. hellogoodbye says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!

  17. Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this


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    why would she marry his microscopic penis?
    maybe she has a minature vagina he can fuck.

  18. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Doesnt she read Perez! Didnt she see he has a little pecker!! Poor thing.

  19. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    Well,
    we know one thing for sure.
    Danny's new wife did not
    see Danny's photo spread on
    perezhilton.com!

  20. hot pudding says – reply to this


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    she looks like he found her at walmart. god, she must have ZERO self-esteem……..but then again most chicks don't which explains why so many assholes get chicks.

  21. Little Nad says – reply to this


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    BonaDOUCHE has a tiny nib?

    Was there a story on this?

  22. va=jay=jay says – reply to this


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    I'll bet his ex-wife is happy to see that. She is finally FREE of his ass. Wow his peepee is small…that's like an appetizer or an after dinner mint!!

  23. e says – reply to this


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    gotta love a guy who wears a wifebeater out on the town. douche

  24. pink says – reply to this


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    At least he does not have to raise his stomach to find it!

  25. missmay says – reply to this


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    oh amy, amy. what are we going to do with you??

  26. j says – reply to this


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    small penis hahaha enjoy your honeymoon

  27. Monkeycox says – reply to this


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    Nice, she looks just like his ex.

  28. TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this


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    He is so crazy! and she is too, whomever she is! Did't she see his reality show. I'm glad Gretchen got away. He was driving her out of her mind! Just goes to show you that there is always some dummy ready to take a crazyman on.

  29. Only whores care!! says – reply to this


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    thats funny…he has a tiny package and can still pull a young girl. I knew it that only bitter man hating whores care about the penis size..LOL Its actually funny because you know when a girl has been a whore when you bang her for the first time and its like loose rubber…LMAO

  30. Melissa Aikens says – reply to this


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    talk about fire crotch!! so she will have to put up with his bad attitucde, bad temper, AND A SMALL DICK!! whats the matter with that chick??

  31. tink94582 says – reply to this


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    NOT do-able.

  32. Jenny says – reply to this


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    That's disgusting. She must be desperate!

  33. OZ says – reply to this


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    I HOPE SHE HAS A DILDO, CUZ THAT MEN DONT HAVE ANY DICK!!!

  34. hahahaha says – reply to this


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    Re: Only whores care!! – Guess who else has a Teenie Weenie….it's okay hon, there's someone out there for you too. hahahaha

  35. Da Man says – reply to this


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    We all know behind closed doors that Perez would get on his knees & drain Bonaduche dry!

  36. Jamye says – reply to this


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    he's such a loser. he was on Dr Phil trying to act all hard and big and bad and dangerous and shit, while he was getting counseled on his marriage. You know his life left his sorry ass. So he's all like "Yeah, I'm such a bad ass, I'll probably be married within the next three weeks." So Dr Phil calls him on his shit and basically tells him nobody is impressed with his fake machismo and he needs to sit his ass down somewhere. Danny had an attitude for the rest of the show because Dr Phil saw thru his act. Now he goes out and gets married so he can prove to the him that he really IS bad ass. What a fucking loser!

  37. ha says – reply to this


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    The ex wife is probably celebrating right now.

  38. EVL Dick says – reply to this


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    Steroid Boy lost a hot lady…. his previous wife is a scorcher!

  39. WTF?? says – reply to this


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    Re: Only whores care!! – Why does someone have to be a whore just because they appreciate a nice, long, thick, hot cock between their legs?? You must have a micro peen since you are crying about it….aww poor thing….everyone must feel big to you huh??

  40. smorf says – reply to this


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    only danny bonnadouche would get married in a tank top and sparkley belt

  41. AlisaChan says – reply to this


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    I guess we can safely assume she's retarded. You'd have to be to marry that LOSER!!

  42. gen says – reply to this


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    If this is true, he probably did this to get a reaction out of Gretchen.. Poor Chick..Does rebound ring a bell?

  43. MIsery says – reply to this


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    Hypocrite much? This is the same guy who says that he doesn't care about the paparatzi infiltrating his personal life because famous people should expect that. LIAR!

  44. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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    Re: Melissa Aikens – "talk about fire crotch".ha,ha,ha!i liked that.

  45. pK--Wanna See Perez's Weenie says – reply to this


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    He and Perez are possibly the ugliest men alive

  46. laura b says – reply to this


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    Danny Bona-douche was a guest at an advertising event in nyc a few weeks ago, not only did he get on stage admitting he knew nothing about the event he had been asked to attend/host but as the crowd lost interest he decided to tell us all about his new relationship with a 25 year old… he then invited her on stage. It was really awkward; she came out clutching her purse and looked like she was about to cry. He sort of forgot about her, and when she realized she'd been standing there for a while she shuffled off stage… that’s def. her in the picture…
    Congrats!

  47. Yourfairytale says – reply to this


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    She must have been drunk or something to do that. Who'd marry someone with a dick so microscopic? And it's not as if he has a good personality besides that.

  48. AngryWhiteGurl says – reply to this


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    Besides the fact that he has a small penis and is ugly as sin, he not mentally stable. She just bought a ticket for one hell of an emotional roller coaster.

  49. TorontoPerezFan says – reply to this


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    She looks like his x-wife.
    He's just plain scary never mind the body parts, or lack of.

  50. Barbara says – reply to this


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    What person in their right mind would go for a guy with such a teenie weenie schmeckel ?? NO ONE…..they are after you money stupid !!

  51. Only whores care!!` says – reply to this


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    Re: hahahahaRe: WTF??

    WTF..back off…LOL I pack 8in and that still isn't enough for most of you sluts…LOL

  52. I know something you don't know says – reply to this


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    THE VICODIN MADE HIM DO IT!!!!!! He's addicted to Rx drugs… he eats like 100 a day. No kidding. But he tells everyone that he's not in to drugs and alcohol anymore… BULLSHIT… Rx drugs count. Itty bitty pecker!!!

  53. Ewww says – reply to this


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    He's usually chasing the paparazzi. TAKE MY PIC TAKE MY PIC!!!!! my 9 y.o. autistic sons pee pee is bigger lol

  54. amy says – reply to this


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    she looks a lot like his ex-wife…just with darker hair. is this really a new girlfriend??

  55. i like small dicks says – reply to this


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    REGARDING THE TOPIC OF SMALL PENISES: my boyfriend has a very small penis-5 inches, and i'm being generous. but, i love him and when you love somebody, the size doesn't matter. he is a great lover, a great friend, and makes me very happy in all ways. ps. i had a boyfriend once who was huge. i'd take what i've got any day of the week.

  56. Aimee says – reply to this


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    I smell bullshit. He's smiling at the camera and giving a peace sign - that doesn't look like "getting all mad" to me. I don't even know who this is, so i haven't exactly got a reason to defend him…

  57. Sue says – reply to this


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    Guys with really small packages play tricks: Warning girls!

    These are the guys who want to date for a long time and say they want to "really get to know you"…they "like to cudddle and make out". Then when you are all into them and fall in love they spring the teenie peenie on you……and it is too…you are in love.

    Any normal young guy who is packing wants to show you his stuff ASAP.

    So the girl titled "I like small dicks" is really saying "I got cheated"!
    I say dump him and find someone else…life is too short to deal with a teeny one!

    I saw Danny's and it was not good! He is now called "little red" by my friends! Yuck!

  58. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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    apart from the "fire crotch" this guy(?) has s/th very creepy.i don't know why -and i know this is a bit too much-but to me he seems like a pedophile or at least a wife beater.

  59. Amanda says – reply to this


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    ohhhhh man, I missed those pix of the itty bitty weenie,
    are those real or digitally UN-hansed? Cause I cant believe somethin could be so small, even a babies penis looks bigger than that, and hes a grown man!

  60. Aurora says – reply to this


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    On Dr. Phil he said, "I was born to be someone's husband"….who would want to marry someone like that, with such an explosive, unpredictable personality and with his looks…if this girl is marrying him for money maybe she should be thankful every day that he has a small dick.

  61. funny, right? RIGHT?? says – reply to this


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    This calls for some slim jims, marlboro reds, and a hepatitis shot.

  62. I LIKE HONEST MEN, TOO says – reply to this


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    Re: Sue – like i said, i dated a guy with a huge package, and i prefer what i've got with my current boyfriend. i don't feel cheated. i am very very happy. and he is not ashamed of his size. he knows he makes me happy, so where's the shame in that?

  63. ANON-MOM says – reply to this


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    She looks a bit like his exwife gretchen but she's not as pretty. she looks like she has problems with self-esteem — in this picture. he probably wants complete control, he'll get tired of her really quickly.

  64. z says – reply to this


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    call me sick and twisted, but i've had a crush on him since the partridge family. mmmmmm danny dick. please cum in my cunt and my mouth and ram it up my ass, danny. i love danny.

  65. SkyeBlue says – reply to this


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    Is his divorce even final yet? Oh yeah, and anyone who is even thinking about marrying him someday should be required to sit through a showing of every episode of his reality show to realize what they are getting themselves into! Yikes!

  66. You're Cool says – reply to this


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    Re: i like small dicks

    You're cool not because your o.k. with your bf small penis, but because you actually have a real relationship and are willing to make whatever work regardless of anything because u care for him..Thats awesome..Your bf is lucky to have you
    ;
    dont pay the girls talking crap any mind, they are just upset that they got played by a bunch of guys and want to try and hurt their feelings.
    ;
    You rock

  67. Keith Partridge says – reply to this


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    Wearing a tanktop to your 4th wedding, is a sign of deliciously awful things to come. Way to go, Danny!

  68. wow are you bitter says – reply to this


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    Re: Sue

    How about u try and be happy…hmm..How about that loser…We all know your type…Used your looks to get attention from guys, banged alot of them, but no one wanted to stay with you..You kept using your sex appeal to play guys, but one day you realized that you're a lil older, and not as attractive, and when you were ready to look for a relationship no guy wanted to get a used up woman..And now you are just angry and dont want other girls to be happy because you're not..LOL thats fitting correct!!
    ;
    Keep talking shit you're obviously sad…No one in love talks the way you do

  69. Pike says – reply to this


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    I think Danny may have becum a switch hitter. Luv it - PREZ.

  70. Bonaduce has a small weiner says – reply to this


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    AMEN PEREZ! that stupid fuck said on dr. philyourheadwithabunchofshit that he would marry imediately he says he is ment to be a married man! um …….yeah he seems like he needs someone that is strong minded to handle all his mini me bullshit! Danny just take a gun and blow your head off! if not for yourself Do it for your KIDS! BLOW UR BRAINS OUT YOU NEEDY MOTHERFUCKING LOSER! u should take ur small dick and go to a gay bar cause the only person that can whip your ass into shape is a homo! maybe thats whats wrong with u danny U ARE GAY! your in the closet LET IT OUT! PEREZ CALL HIM OUT! release his penis into an ass and he will see the light!

  71. Cassie says – reply to this


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    I live in Vegas, I listen to the ADAM CORROLA MORNING SHOW with Danny bonaduce he said on his morning show the other day that he is legally not able to get married until JANUARY- So even if this FREAK tied the knot its not a LEGAL MARRIAGE!!!!!!!

  72. l-bot says – reply to this


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    i think that IS his ex-wife. she may be bloated or in a bad mood or something, but i'm pretty sure that's gretchen.

  73. Michelle says – reply to this


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    Perez, you have seen enough dicks to know white men have little pee pee's until it's um, extended.

  74. Nadine says – reply to this


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    Re: va=jay=jay – That's some funny shit!

  75. becca says – reply to this


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    I've known her since 7th grade, and she is crazy and they deserve each other. Trust me!

  76. gay-bitch-michigan says – reply to this


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    Aint that the truth I will never be the same after seeing that 1 incher-Hoenestly if your that small you shouldnt let people take pics of it-he mize well be indented-

  77. Anna says – reply to this


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    I'm still trying to forget that nude pic - I'm a girl and my dick is bigger than that

  78. who cares says – reply to this


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    Why is this little freak on steroids getting any attention?

  79. leelee says – reply to this


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    OMG! She looks just like Gretchen…wait, that IS Gretchen, no?

  80. Rachel S. says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love you girl…. you crack me sideways!!!

  81. Amy's Friend says – reply to this


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    Re: becca
    Screw you, Becca. You back-stabbing bitch. Amy might be having a "moment" but she's NOT crazy - ok, right now she's being crazy - but, you're still a nasty person who enjoys a good puppy-kicking. Amy is a loving, kind and good person… in spite of her twisted, unexplainable attachment to this horrid man. So, Becca, I hope you get yours for being such a troll.

  82. n says – reply to this


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    #67: thanks!! your're cool, too! i hope sue can get past her bitterness, take accountability for her actions and find happiness. you rock.

  83. Shannon says – reply to this


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    That IS Danny's wife

  84. Randi says – reply to this


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    Come on. If you look closely you can tell he must have come to a sudden stop and his balls are still travelling forward thus covering the bulk of his shaft.

  85. Michelle Nelson says – reply to this


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    Danny will always love only one person…. himself. Poor guy… his ego is so big that it dwarfs any self-esteem he may have accured over the years. Major coo coo. MAJOR. Like unfixable coo coo.

  86. oliver says – reply to this


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    Ewwwww! FIRE BALLS!

  87. aleicia says – reply to this


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    He was on Dr. Phil recently and he said "Watch I'll be re-married in 3 weeks", he sounded so sure of himself and I guess this picture shows he has kept his word….he said he didn;t like to be alone

  88. Jan says – reply to this


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    Get that girl a seeing eye dog and hearing aid. She must be blind and deaf to even spend one evening with that jerk.

  89. Robert says – reply to this


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    Danny is truly one of the ugliest guys I've ever seen.

  90. Ana says – reply to this


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    at least we know its real love! ….u have to seriously be IN LOVE to marry the MAN WITH WORLD'S SMALLEST DICK!

  91. sir mark the poet says – reply to this


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    Did you see it Perez? The baby dick that is…Oooooo.
    Seriously, what chapel?
    ciao

  92. Candice says – reply to this


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    That guy is such a loser! What the hell was she thinking?

  93. The Burbank Hilton says – reply to this


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    Adam Carolla and Teresa Strasser are brilliant and funny. Danny Bonaduce is a self-absorbed, angry, unfunny douche who interrupts and usually ruins Adam's show.

  94. mariposa says – reply to this


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    Too funny Perez!!, maybe she likes finger fucking!

  95. Jen says – reply to this


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    I like Danny but he needs anger management.

  96. asil says – reply to this


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    None so blind then those who will not see.smart man,bad judgment.

  97. alicia says – reply to this


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    i bet his wifes pussy will feel tight as a virgin to her next guy his dick just has to be bigger than a babys pinkie and he will drive her crazy!!!yea baby!! shes probably never had an orgasm with dannys little guy !!!!lol!!

  98. tru penis history says – reply to this


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    i have a friend which divorced her husband eftar 2 weeks of married becuz

  99. tru penis history says – reply to this


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  100. nebraska! says – reply to this


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    i saw danny too…his girlfriend had a tiara on her head…maybe she was on her bachelorette party! he was really nice too me, i was wispering sweet nothings in his ear and i have the pictures to prove it… i bet i could have married him friday night if i really tried! damn! i would die for you danny! never mind youa train wreck! i'm a barbie doll ! do you like edible underwear i have some from my vegas week end. i even have a candy banana hammock, wanna try it on?

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