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A glib Jeff Zucker is all smiles at the Paley Center for Media Honors held at the Century Plaza Hotel in LA on Monday night.

If I could send a message to NBC honcho Jeff Zucker, I'd tell him _______.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: November 13, 2007 at 2:43 pm

112 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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kaitlyn says – reply to this

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first
buddy says – reply to this

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you're a f#$kin douchebag
Alix says – reply to this

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Eat shit and die!
tina says – reply to this

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who
UKer says – reply to this

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NO IDEA WHO THIS GUY IS, SORRY P.
posh55 says – reply to this

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wow… what a loser
cintia says – reply to this

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first
The Sue Funke says – reply to this

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Negotiate with your writers already. They deserve the money you tight ass.
UNEMPLOYED says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES! PEOPLE HAVE BILLS ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!! WHILE YOUR CLOWNING AROUND PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO COME UP WITH THEIR MORTGAGES, IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ASSHOLE.
jk says – reply to this

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first!
B E A V I S says – reply to this

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He looks like Prince Albert of Monaco. I'd call him and say "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" and he'd be like "Uh, whaddya mean?" and then I'd go "YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASS!"
Trish says – reply to this

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I'd tell ya to go suck a cock, but thats probably how you got where you are now. Love your money…thats fine…but it can't love you back. And god knows the public never will either.
ummmm says – reply to this

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who's he??
dns says – reply to this

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whoooo
Theo says – reply to this

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He should strike against the maker of that suit!!!!!
Mary says – reply to this

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first. duh.

I'd tell him to shove it. Though i don't know what this is about.

I
jdanks says – reply to this

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eat shit and die.
yoyoyo says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES JEFF U FUG!!
NBC Hater says – reply to this

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NBC won't survive your terrible decisions.
FUCK YOU!!!
trini_chick says – reply to this

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first!
Bob says – reply to this

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Kaitlyn..you'd tell im first? I hate fucking morons who type First, way to go, you are first in something, get a god damn life you whore
smarf says – reply to this

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you look like al roeker
brittanybeheard says – reply to this

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to quit being a little bitch. Suck it up, reemploy the people who make him his millions and give the writers what they deserve. The actors will be next and they won't be any easier to deal with!
BRRRRRRRRRRRR! says – reply to this

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What an ugly jew.
Dave says – reply to this

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Fuck the writers and stick to your guns. Hire some real up and comers who have talent and dont just rehash stuff from the 70s
Monkeycox says – reply to this

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Go fuck yourself.
barton fink says – reply to this

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(fleeting) industry status and cameos on bad cable shows
might score you pussy
(or dick)
but nobody
nobody
really wants to be with you
except for what they can con out of you
Vighorois says – reply to this

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your once must-see lineup looks just as glamorous as you do.
AB says – reply to this

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To replace his snot rag with a decent decorative handkerchief.
eve says – reply to this

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To fire himself!
Mariah Carey says – reply to this

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Oh no!… I'm not Mariah Carey the singer! I'm just plain ol' Mariah!

I'd tell him to just shut down NBC for good. It's the WORST network ever! All it's shows suck, they're EXTREMELY cheap, they have no respect for their employees (actors, writes, EVERYONE who works for them!), they have no clue how to do business (they've fucked up so many business deals and are really greedy… taking their vids off itunes for example), and all together they just SUCK!
Holly says – reply to this

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yep SCHMUCK pretty much sums it up. his treatement of Leno and the writers is pretty abysmal.
kms says – reply to this

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good for you you over paid asshole stick to your guns its not like if you neg to give them more money us as consumers will end up paying more for the bullshit they write and put out anyway.
Erin says – reply to this

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I love your company and want to work for NBC one day, but treat your employees (meaning writers) with the respect and compensation they deserve!
Shireen says – reply to this

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PAY YOUR FUCKING WRITERS!!

I need The Office back on!
Badger says – reply to this

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Keep up the good work. My three year old could write better scripts than those self important douches.
Connie says – reply to this

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One of these hot shots said, that it only amounts to a day at Starbucks,,well if that is true, then why don't they let the writers have it?

Seems really dumb to me. I think it is CEO baby boys about 6 years old saying, "My wee wee is bigger than yours"!

Get over yourself, you CEO A-holes!
Nora says – reply to this

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Treat others how you want to be treated.
Jys says – reply to this

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Pay the fucking writers already.
James says – reply to this

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Jeff - F the unions. Don't pay them a penny. Screw them into the ground and then piss on them.
SUGARPUSS in the SEA says – reply to this

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He's a
FAT CAT!
the Barbarian says – reply to this

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Iw ould say to him… you are a handsome devil you!
afafa says – reply to this

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good for him trying to get ratings!
Bill Clinton says – reply to this

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Jeff Zucker… more like Jeff Fucker!
suck it peepee says – reply to this

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i'd tell him i am reading this gossip blog because i am truly bored and have nothing better to do and that peepee's stories are old.
Kid says – reply to this

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Settle with the writers! You've got enough money. They need it!
wide_stance says – reply to this

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FIRE ALL THOSE CRYBABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIRE SCABS.
heather says – reply to this

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they're called whitening strips. buy em.
QKB says – reply to this

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I'd tell him…

I WANT THE OFFICE BACK! Talk to the WGA and resolve this ASAP, you big douchefuck!
doppelganger says – reply to this

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Hey JEFF FUCKER….why so smily?
weezuh says – reply to this

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I would tell him to eat a….sandwhich
megan says – reply to this

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Eww his teeth are soooo yellow!!!!!
DLR says – reply to this

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If I could send a message to NBC honcho Jeff Zucker, I’d tell him NBC sucks this year, even with the Office and Scrubs.
nina says – reply to this

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I"d tell him he's an asshole! Firing the folks at "the Office" makes him public enemy #1!
nita says – reply to this

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to stick his shiney head up his scum sucking @ss =)
Kenny says – reply to this

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That he shouldn't have cancelled Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip to make way for MORE REALITY SHOWS!
Shawn says – reply to this

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He has a small dick so he is taking it out on other people just like Perez!!!
Soozee says – reply to this

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Fire Al Roker because he is more of a racist than Imus. Al was a major part of Imus being fired. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
de Cosmos says – reply to this

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Hey, do use use that rag in your pocket to wipe off your schmeckle, or what?
kyra says – reply to this

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Nobody cares about you now. Nobody's gonna care about you when you get fired. Unlike you, the writers and crew members whose families and lives you're endangering with your greed actually have talent and produce something. You're just angry because you don't have talent and can't actually generate anything other than a weak fall schedule. GET A LIFE JEFF ZUCKER. NEGOTIATE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO YOU'RE MAKING SO MUCH MONEY OFF OF. YOU'RE A SELFISH BASTARD.
bbqbabe says – reply to this

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..to share the wealth and stop screwing people when it comes to contracts. How much money does one person need while the rest of us work their butts off and get nothing in return.
meghan says – reply to this

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to suck a fuck. firing people so that the little money the writers gets feels like guilt money is low, even for a producer. what a fuck ass.
Johnny says – reply to this

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that you are bad ass and anyone who talks shit on you is a fucking loser who doesn't understand how the real world works. Bunch a pathetic bitches…
I love that show says – reply to this

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Not to cancel Friday Night Lights!!!
Kaori says – reply to this

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I'd tell him to fix his buck teeth.
jbonz says – reply to this

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The only people who think you are anything more than a steaming pile of shit are your fellow Hollywood steaming piles of shit.
I Support the Writers' Strike says – reply to this

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Get back from your vacation home and give the writers what they deserve: residuals on new media!!!!
sirenuse says – reply to this

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to lick my hairy balls and deep throat my cock!
Bob Saget says – reply to this

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I'd tell him he's a dick. Who the hell cancels Raines??? A very stupid mistake on NBC's part.
Josh says – reply to this

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I would say to him that he by far has the best programs on TV right now with Friday night lights, The Office, 30 Rock, Life, and Chuck to keep up the good work on that end. But he needs to put an end to this strike asap because you need to build on the great shows you have going for you. You have a very small window in which to build on these newer shows, and I would hate to see that window close. It is clear to me that ABC sucks, Fox is a one trick pony with American Idol, CW is for teens only, and CBS is for really old people and has sucked for years. Please Mr. Zucker help end this strike so you can make sure that the best show on TV Friday Night Lights as a full season as well as The Office.
sowhatwhogivesafuckforfucksake says – reply to this

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nobody cares. gm went on strike too, so did a lot of people. what is the point, perez?
deeez says – reply to this

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Blow Me!!!!!!!
prefer the real world says – reply to this

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Re: Josh – gees is that all you do, watch tv??? get a life, PLEASE!!!
sarahbears says – reply to this

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i hardly watched your network before but now i avoid it all together after hearing you blackmailed jay leno by hanging other innocent people's jobs over his head. fucking pathetic.
Frank says – reply to this

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I wish I were Jewish, it would make getting a media job in New York a lot easier.
Melissa Aikens says – reply to this

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fuck off
MSNBC says – reply to this

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Thank you for MSNBC and especially Countdown: with Keith Olbermann.
EX GE EMPLOYEE says – reply to this

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YO DOUCHEBAG….TAKE A 100 WATT GE LIGHTBULB AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS !
Rickford says – reply to this

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I WOULD SAY……..WAY TO GO NBC!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND DON'T GIVE AN INCH TO THOSE LOSERS. HOW PATHETIC THAT SIX-FIGURE, FAT WHITE GUYS WITH WHITE COLLAR JOBS EVEN HAVE A UNION. YOU ARE IN THE TOP 1% OF EARNERS IN THIS WORLD, WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT? I'M ROOTING FOR THE MEDIA CORPORATIONS IN THIS ONE.
unions suck says – reply to this

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Good Job!! Unions are for loser…
Steve says – reply to this

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Fix the whole writers' strike and the issues with that because you have the time and the money to do it! You really are an ass for not doing that but I have to say, Mr. Zucker, at least you aren't as bad as Roger Ailes! You go there, you need your job YANKED!
Lori says – reply to this

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He's got Paris Hilton eyes.
Gammaz says – reply to this

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I loved you in MY THREE SONS!
m says – reply to this

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DO ME BABY………..YEAH JUST LIKE THAT YOU NEBISH FREAK!
JMJ says – reply to this

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The only show worth watching on your crappy network was The Office, but you've gone and F'd that up too. Dumbass.
CowboyEd says – reply to this

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I'd tell him: Jeff Zucker, you're a fucker!
randy says – reply to this

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um…your networks sucks since friends, fraiser, an will & grace went off air, dickhead
aron says – reply to this

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The only writer who deserves more money is Tina Fey, the other writers, tell them to go to hell. Hire freelance writers.
Kate says – reply to this

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that It's wrong to go to Asia and have sex sith 8 year old girls who are forced into brothels and he's a bad man.
lianne says – reply to this

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put passions back on !
bang says – reply to this

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This guy is super hot!
I mean what the fuck is Perez thinking…
Jeffrey Zucker you are one hot guy.
Wendy says – reply to this

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PAY YOUR WRITERS, you TOO RICH FUCKER.
MOMMY says – reply to this

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IDK WHO THIS IS….
MOMMY says – reply to this

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IDK WHO THIS IS….
WHO IS THIS HOW SCHMO says – reply to this

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I DONT EVEN KNO WHO THIS IS SO I HUESS HE CAN JUST TAKE HIS NEWS ELSEWHERE
jp says – reply to this

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keep up the good work! fuck the writers, most of them suck anyway. i could make better shows than half the writers out there, and i wouldent bitch about making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year doing it either.
StevoTX says – reply to this

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I am moving to Canada next month…so do not care who you are or what you have not done….
The Comic Geniuses on Strike says – reply to this

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"Zucker, you're a fucker! Now go get me a coffee, two sugars–and don't spit in it."
jenbunny says – reply to this

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stop doing to the writers what boy george did to that gay prostitute.
spacemonkee18` says – reply to this

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zuck my dick asshole =)

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