Heather Mills' New Publicist Is INSANE!
This is geniusity!!!!
Michelle Elyzabeth is the crazy French woman based out of Los Angeles that is Heather Mills' new worldwide publicist.
The amputee's former spokesperson quit just before she went on that ill-conceived media bashing tour.
Michelle Elyzabeth is now her new bitch, and she's a quite a piece of art! She fancies herself a "Comtesse." She owns a spa. And, she makes her own wine!
As if that weren't enough, good ol' Michelle has started a blog! YES!!!
From now on, Elyzabeth will be making videos every week to counter all the rumors out there about Heather.
Click here to watch her first vlog, in which she and her gay BFF attack everyone from Barbara Walters to Perez to Sir Paul McCartney.
They go so far as to accuse Sir Paul of trying to prevent Heather from doing charity work.
We hope Heather knows Michelle intends on making these videos.
How long do you think the "Comtesse" will last before Mills fires her????
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ew heather mills sucks
nut job
first!
she's fugly
OMG - She's a loon!! This is TERRIBLE publicity. What is she thinking?????
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second!!!!
CRAZY ASS BITCH
I SO TOTALLY WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF THE POPE SHOWS UP AT CHRIS HANSEN'S "TO CATCH A PREDATOR" HOUSE WITH TROJANS AND A CHEESEBURGER WHEN HE VISITS THE UNITED STATES NEXT YEAR!!!
LEONA'S GHO$T IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER! KISSES ALL AROUND!
YOURS, DAHLINGS, LEONA
She should have taken the first settlement offered. She'll wind up with less after all this nonsense. She is nothing more than a blackmailer.
That is some psycho shit. How can 'celebrities' be so stupid sometimes?
Why does she have a fake name? What's her real name?
oh please Perez…. so tackey how you placed your name between Barbara Walters and Paul McCartney… like you matter…
The only thing that bitch deserves out of that divorce is life time supply of lithium.
I LOVE this woman! This is just THE most entertaining thing I have ever seen on your site. She is fabulous. Her and this gay guy should have their own show. They'd steal all kinds of ratings from "The View," which is a major waste of air time. I love the silent "h." She's like, "eh-therrr" this and "eh-therrr" that. OH my GOD she is the merde!
What a stupid post. You're an ass. Leona's ghost… weirdo.
What a joke..Heather stay out of America!!
I watched both videos to the end, which I rarely do with my ADD lately, oh my god…. this is fantastic. People in LA often live in a bubble from reality, and if they keep this up - what with the writers strike, I'd be hooked, and it sure beats Jimmy Kimmel repeats. I know HM is a gold digging hoe, but to be fair, there are always two sides to every story - so good on them… anything that takes a few viewers away from the View is finez by me.
LEONa'$ GHO$t — my post was directed to you. The "reply to this" doesn't work. Just wanted to be sure you knew.
This is funny. I hate the view too.
Re: kImo – Me TOO!! It will probably replace perezhilton. God, I SO needed a new addiction. THANK YOU, PEREZ!!!
could this lady get anymore botox? and maybe learn a little english?
web.mac.com/behindthemusic
hahahahahahaha.. Perezhilton your ass was out on BLAST. !!
no self respect
out of line
non professional
Wow.!! Thats what your life is all about…Something to be proud about. HOW SAD IS THAT…Que mal te vas
Re: Anna – I AM SO WITH YOU ON THIS. LOVE THE KUHRAYZEE BITCH. HER COTTON MOUTH IS FABULOUS.
I'm on the hot tamale wagon NEXT WEEK. This lady is crazy ass funny and she told them HAGS including Perez off..hahahaha great shit…Thanks Perez..I love when send us to better sites..
dude not just wine… champagne. watch out.
seriously though, I am gonna go buy as much of this bitch's champagne as I can. I support her whole-heartedly because her psychotic delusions of grandeur are gonna bring Super-bitch Heather Mills down.
Fuck you Heather Mills. Nobody fucks with a Beatle. Come on, now. Who the fuck do you think you are??
Ms. Elyzabeth has been her publicist in the US for quite some time. She was her publicist when she did dancing with the stars last year. Perez you should know that because Ms. Elyzabeth is the one that arranged all the KEarth 101 here in LA interviews and time on the set for Lisa Stanley the entertainment reporter there and was on the air several mornings last year when Heather was doing the show. Call KEarth, they'll verify it.
she is hot. I would like to fuck her in her asshole. Team LC!!!
oh and FIRST!!!!
It's quite amazing that anyone who claims to be an international publicist in Los Angeles would stake their reputation on such a thrown-together blog and amateurish video sniping at important personalities. Who do they think is going to watch this little stuff? Why would an established Beverly Hills hair stylist embarass himself on the record by joining in this stupid rant? Just amazing!
Perez, you should go on and post the "scoop" that Wa-wa is Nancy-goldigger's* 2nd cousin! HOW did everyone miss that? Am I the only one who thought it was totally out of character for Wa-wa to trash a guest like that on national TV. It didn't sit right… til now. Go! Post it now! That is SCOOP!
*Don't reply with the "nancy's got her own money." PLEASE, not as much a Sir Paul. Gold-diggahhhhh and Wa-wa doesn't want nothin to stop her!
Well she looks like a nut and that dog doesn't seem to be too happy being near her! Lol! Check out how the dog is leaning away from her! Lol! Hollywood! Full of such nuts! Lol!
Heather's bitch is that Paul has too much $ and won't give it away to charity so she'll look awesome? Bitch, earn your OWN $ and give it away. Build your rep on your own earnings, not your spouse's. I hate this woman.
Re: Kevin – Kev, honey, pal. OK, just so you're in the know, blogs that want to avoid litigation purposely make themselves look amateurish. That is why Perez will misspell a word here and there so it doesn't look like a commercial publication. Secondly, are you kidding me? That hair dresser is a genius. Their routine together is just a masterpiece. Mark my words, this gig will go a lot further than what you are seeing tonight.
no heather mills is insane
leave heather alone. she has done more for the greater good of the human race than any of you could ever aspire to match. i think you should all think what it must be like to have such a high-pressure love life
MORE! MORE! Do we really have to wait a WEEK! Tabloids come out daily, and so should Comtesse Michelle — and her little dog, too, and that fabulous gay sidekick. LOVE THEM!!
Are you kidding? She's a media whore working on a Glory Rep. Real heroes don't raid other people's bank accounts to help others. And, BTW, what have YOU ever done for others? Yeah. That's what I thought.
Re: gaia – wow. you mean she had no idea that he was a former beatle before choosing to date/marry him? Oh, then she had no clue it would be such a high pressure relationship. Poor innocent thing. Thanks so much for the enlightenment.
Or is she not the spitting image of Heather herself? just aged a few years. Maybe Comtessa is the 2nd cousine of Eh-therrrr.
Re: WhatTF?!!'s A MORON AND I CAN'T BELIEVE BITCH CAN EVEN USE A COMPUTER!!! – IT'S FRICKIN' AMAZING HOW THE REPLY TO THIS FEATURE WORKS WHEN YOU'RE NOT A DUMBASS! DON'T FORGET, LEONA'$ Gho$T is BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER, BIYATCHES–AND SHE JUST MADE MINCEMEAT OUT OF WhatTF!!! (WHICH IS WHAT THAT SHITHEEL SAYS EVERY TIME "IT" LOOKS IN THE MIRROR!!!!!!!!!) KISSES ALL AROUND THE TOWN, LEONA
Re: gaia – We would love to leave the lying cow alone, she just won't go away!
HA! she's definitely a word that starts with "C" alright.
Re: Poop-face Charlie – barbara walters being her 2nd cousin is not a scoop. that is really old news.
Why is Heather Mills so hated? This new publicicst is strange and Heather may have had an alternative reason for marrying Paul (money) but that doesn't mean that Paul didn't severly mistreat her during the marriage. I am an extremely independent woman with my own business so believe me when I say that I don't support gold diggers (male or female) but maybe Paul really is a major a** hole behind closed doors - we just don't know. If she says she has proof I'm inclined to believe her.
paul mccartney is likely not as nice a person as some of his brilliant songs might indicate, but this fruitcake and her hired help need to go away. she probably has to get all the cash she can to afford her meds. she's done some good in the world but the whole powertrip of it all as addled heather's egg. also, someone please rescue that poor dog from that harridan in the photo. dog: "help me! help me!"
whatever heather does she is in no way paul the beatle's equal - he is a living legend - get over yourself -
Don't you think we'd have heard what a cunt Paul was before now if it was true? WAKE UP! This woman is trash and needs slappin' in the worst way. She's so low end. I mean, really, I give to charity, but out of my own pocket. I have an amazing husband, but I only donate what I make, because his money is his to give away. He gives his to cancer research becuz his Mum dies of lung cancer. Who am I to direct ANYone's donation? No one.
she has lost her mind and i don't recall barbara walters being a tabloid queen or a person who can't get an interview with famous people. i think barbara interviewing heather would be a downgrade.
Re: amanda – Couldn't agree more!!
I wish Heather Mills would
stuff a sock into her pie hole.
I know for a fact that she has an
extra sock lying around.
Those two drag queens sitting on that couch…. too funny, are they serious??? Bloody french bitch, and saggy tited loon ha ha ha
What a lovely manage a trois you three would make. All those delusions of grandeur and misguided self importance flying around. Poor McCartney and Walters having to appear in the same article as you three.
What a lovely manage a trois you three would make. All those delusions of grandeur and misguided self importance flying around. Poor McCartney and Walters having to appear in the same article as you three.
Not only is she Crazy Heather's Dr. Evil! BUT SHE TOOK IGGY FROM THAT LITTLE GIRL AND DIED HER BLONDE!
I hope Stella has some serious Body Guards with these two now using their powers for evil - as if they would use them for good!
PT CRUISER LADY!
"She's got a petey cwoosa, y'know what I mean? A petey cwoosa."
The Soup will love this !
"She has a PT Cruiser !" when asked about what poor Heather had to drive around in.. about a year ago or more.
i didnt realize heather was a celebrity?
Wow. If you leave her on in the background and stop listening… the mere intonations and inflections of her voice are enough to drive me to the Cliff's of Despair
It looka likea man.
PLEASE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONEEEEE! THANK YOU!
'she does drink room temperature water'
this girl is so effin' crazy..heather mills needs to hobble her way off the earth
Hey kids, where can I get some more nude pictures of Heather?
Oh I love to go swimming with bowlegged women and swim between their legs!
go back to france!!!
gohomeillegals.org
OMG - The babblebling blog = another strike against Heather. Geez… Heather -shut up rather than nut up.
A lot of French people make wine.
A lot of French people make their own wine.
crazy to the zillionth power! she'll be a real asset. her little sofa buddy is the biggest felcher i've seen. yeah, we're going to believe some unknown dipshit when barbara walters was just saying what a demanding freak bitch ms. mills/mccartney is.
they should add zsa zsa's husband to their defense team, he's a royal, too! he's probably been doing heather all along anyhow!
ITS PAUL MCCARTNEY OWN FAULT. ITS CALLED BAD KARMA AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT TO HAPPEN IF YOU GET MARRIED A WEEK AFTER YOU WIFE DIES OF CANCER. NEXT TIME HE GETS MARRIED HE SHOULD ALSO DOUBE CHECK HIS WIFE TO MAKE SURE SHE HAS 2 LEGS. I GUESS THATS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU MARY A BRITISH WOMEN BECAUSE THEY ALL SEEM TO BE MISSING LIMBS. LAST STORY I HEARD ABOUT IN ENGLAND WAS THE SUBWAY BOMBING AND THEY SAID THEIR WERE BODY PARTS ALL OVER THE PLACE. I THINK YOU NEED BETTER DOCTORS OVER THEIR…NOT ANYONES THAT KANYE WEST REFERS TO YOU EITHER. NOW THATS A SAD STORY AND I WISH HIS FAMILY THE BEST.
dude, where are her eyebrows?
Check out Pottytrainmyman. com.. is hilarious
Hysterical! Yes, Sir Paul was preventing poor, put-upon Heather ("ONLY $30M? no way!") from doing charity work because, um, let's see…oh yeah: like Crazy said, he was too busy sucking her milk duds to let their baby have any.
Michele Elyzabeth FIRE your ULTRA GAY FLAMING hairdresser. You both look like fools who are dependent on Heather for your every meal and starbucks frapps. Michele go back to France and that GAY hairdresser needs to get laid… YOU BOTH CAN SIT & SPIN!
baby, it's california. if you're somebody, you have a vineyard. heard of napa? it's nothin more than a hobby these days
It's freak show Wednesday, and all I want to know to all you Heather bashers, is this?? Why is Paul so "holier than thou" ???? Pleae fill me in, oh because he does all that charity work, oh no wait, that's Heather, ok, then it must be by how well he raised his children, Oh no wait, Stella is a freak and a nasty one at that, a one legged necklace anyone?? Plus remember Stell stills needs to cut the cord, calling Dr. Frued!! It's an emergency….. Then all you freaks must like to bash her because Paul has her set up in a 100% secure home away from photographers, oh no wait, he hasn't provided that either??? Well, all away around, PAUL is the SKANK Beattle or no Beetle!! SIR PAUL SKANK!!
OH PLEASE MICHELLE IS A SEMI-RETIRED HOLLYWOOD MADAME AND EVERYONE IN L.A. KNOWS IT. SHE COULDN'T CUT IT AS A WHORE SO DECIDED TO MANAGE THEM. THAT GAY SIDE KICK LOOKS LIKE A FAT BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE AND HEAVY ON THE CHEESE!! THEY ARE MAKING THEMSELVES LOOK LIKE IDIOTS! AND SHE DOES NOT OWN A CHAMPAGNE COMPANY SHE JUST GETS HER LABELS STUCK ON THE BOTTLES. MICHELLE HAS ALSO BOUNCED CHECKS ALL OVER TOWN. PAY UP YOU OLD BITCH!!!
It's the PT Cruiser lady from The Soup!!!!!
I love her….
If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!! If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!! If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!! If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!! If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!! If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!! If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!! If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!!
If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!! If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!! If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!! If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!! If the worst thing Paul called Heather was a "One-Legged Bitch" than he's a fucking SAINT!!!!!!!!!
they should get along well!
She is Celine Dion in 20 years.
Perez - she used to have 94 comments on her site, now there are 19. I tried to leave a post about the vast reduction in comments, but now a message appears saying that my post will be saved and published after it is reviewed by. WTF…she gets to choose what posts are displayed?
OK… this is just embarrassing and bizarre. She looks as if she is not on some crucial medication. And making it worse are the constant toy poodle and the flamer sitting next to her in the video. She looks like a very unusual and probably lonely person. This is all she has to hitch a fame wagon to… representing the wife of someone famous.
Please would someone kindly put this old relic of Michele Elyzabeth back in her display case at Madame Tussaud's in Niagara Falls…and in regards to her self-proclaimed title of comtesse, please note that I can't find anybody here in Paris that has ever heard of her…therefore in this case her title should probably be spelled CON-tesse! And don't bother trying to post a comment on her site… the old wax witch deletes those that are not favorable to her cau$e!
WTF is this?
Paul gets all the symphaty, he is smart enough to be quiet about his divorse, too bad he married that witch!
After her outburst on breakfast tv a psychologist has denounced Heather McCartney as clearly unbalanced. Sir Paul has phoned in saying 'normally a couple of beer mats under her left foot does the trick ….'
Boom Boom!!
PT CRUISER LADY!!!!
yay…..shes hilarious
I'm sorry but you both look foolish. First off the production value is CHEAP just like the decor in the video never mind the bad hair going on. That GAY side kick looks like a fat bagel and should be ashamed of being a celebrity hanger-on!
Second, Michelle it's known that you were a hooker and were a bad one at that, so you became a Hollywood madame. That's how you met Heather! She was a call girl and shagged many Arab men. Tell the truth you old goat.
Heather should remove her stump and beat both of them over the head with it.
A PT Kwooza!
I scanned the comments immediately for this reference. Top Shelf.
This woman is a freak show and her blog is a travesty. Did you notice how many 'anonymous' supportive comments there were? I would not be surprised if they were written by Heather or her sister Fiona because they are insanely supportive. The way they go on, Heather should be nominated for sainthood…in hooker heaven, of course!
Also did you notice that all the negative comments had been removed from the blog? It was so obvious! Clearly a bid to make Heather look like she has lots of support but instead, it all came across as more than a bit desperate.
She looks like Kathy Lee Gifford, if Kathy Lee shaved offf her eyebrows!
Even her dog is trying to pull away from her…poor poochie.
She is crazy. Get the child away from her.
OMG… are those eyebrows on purpose? WTF?