How Low Will He Go?

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Danny Bonaduce as a life coach?

Yup, the recovering alcoholic needs a paycheck and his latest gig has him giving tips to strangers.

The former TV star is working on a show to air online and on cell phones and on Tuesday he did a little stunt to publicize his new endeavor.

What advice would he give to Britney????

Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!

    Posted: Nov 14, 2007 at 4:33 pm / Email this  »

    119 comments to “How Low Will He Go?”

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    1. tasha 420 says – reply to this


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      omg, what a loser !!

    2. bitchmama says – reply to this


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      weirdo

    3. Giraldo says – reply to this


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      FIRST………amyway, who is he to give advice? He's ugly plus, I am scared of him, he is a total nutcase!

    4. Mirvy says – reply to this


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      What a total fucking loser with weird balls and a small penis.

    5. sillyt says – reply to this


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      Please make that fire crotch go away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    6. Jean says – reply to this


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      first

    7. mARC says – reply to this


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      fIRST

    8. Em says – reply to this


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      ahhh he's trying to spread gingervitis!!!!

    9. pork says – reply to this


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      i'd fuck him.

    10. Yo momma! says – reply to this


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      WILL HE BE NAKED????? AHHHH!

    11. Shelly says – reply to this


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      Someone from Hollyweird? Who is he?

    12. Madeira says – reply to this


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      If it's "FREE" life coaching how is that a paycheck?

    13. ed says – reply to this


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      hahaah ahah ah aha a h

    14. rob says – reply to this


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      it hurts me to know that he's getting paid for being a douche

    15. ugh says – reply to this


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      i'm still disturbed by seeing his extremely small dick *shudder*

    16. Gorrrr says – reply to this


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      No coment.

    17. Gorrrr says – reply to this


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      No coment.

    18. sarahhhhhhhhh says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    19. Danny says – reply to this


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      Lol?

    20. not first says – reply to this


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      not first.

    21. deb says – reply to this


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      aww i love the bonaduce

    22. crap-tas-tic says – reply to this


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      Father of the Year!

    23. crazy4perez says – reply to this


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      almost first!!!!

    24. eric barrios says – reply to this


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      FIRST?????????????????????????

    25. cathy says – reply to this


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      why is this guy still in the news? isnt he like 150 yrs old?

    26. bob says – reply to this


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      he is lame

    27. bob says – reply to this


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      he is lame

    28. meg says – reply to this


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      ha

    29. bob says – reply to this


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      he is lame

    30. bob says – reply to this


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      he is lame

    31. bob says – reply to this


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      he is lame

    32. bob says – reply to this


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      he is lame

    33. bob says – reply to this


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      he is lame

    34. GO DANNY says – reply to this


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      looooove it. i gotta find his new show. IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE LET FAGS KNOW THAT THEY DON'T WANT TO BE TOUCHED BY THEM.

    35. tito butt bandit says – reply to this


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      Die already, red fuck

    36. sd says – reply to this


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      WTF? Who would pay him?

    37. amanda says – reply to this


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      ewww over it!

    38. jeff says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    39. jeezlouise says – reply to this


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      this guy is the next Dana Plato- He is so desperate for attention its gross. I feel sorry for his kids- how ashamed are they? Plus the whole "small penis" problem explains a lot. Does he drive a Hummer too? Danny, just shut up and go get a job- somewhere where nobody has to listen to your sad, lonely guy story- its old….

    40. d says – reply to this


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      hii

    41. Just_Cruel says – reply to this


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      GIVE ALL THE ADVICE YOU WANT BONADOUCHE BUT IT STILL DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE PEEPEE…………….SHAMEFUL.

    42. aimee says – reply to this


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      thats hella cool

    43. starry says – reply to this


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      Danny Bonadouche

    44. your momma says – reply to this


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      huh?
      well what happened to his radio gig? wasnt he working with adam corolla?
      TELL ME DAMN IT! I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!

    45. B&B says – reply to this


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      He would tell Britney "You are messed up and its gonna cost alot.."

    46. crap-tas-tic says – reply to this


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      Re: I bet – I bet Tina would fist him for a Snickers!

    47. hipslickcool says – reply to this


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      I love the Bonaduce! Does anyone know that he is on 5:00am-10:00am on 97.1 M-F??? he makes my travel to work commute a pleasure and I am on the road for 45 mins. then turn him and adam corolla on again when I get into work. He is frickin' hilarious, articulate, highly intelligent, I have been following him ever since he was on with that B*** Jamie. there, there's a plug for Danny MUAHHHH!!!!! love you, and thanks for posting him perez, that is what he loves, the attention, who doesn't?

    48. Hello Pot. This Is The Kettle. says – reply to this


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      Not a lot different than you in this aspect is he Perez?

    49. sillyt says – reply to this


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      Hey , check out www.petfinders.com and make someone happy ! you !!!!

    50. This just in says – reply to this


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      Word. He ain't recovering.

    51. black_heart_13 says – reply to this


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      He is currently on the Adam Corolla show on 97.1 FreeFM every single mother effing morning.

      he may be an attention whore, be he's also completely aware of that fact.

      it's no use insulting him either, he does it to himself every single morning.

    52. yesterday says – reply to this


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      Danny's 60 seconds of fame has been over for almost 35 years!

    53. I'm Just Sayin says – reply to this


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      Re: jeezlouise – Just like our Mr. Hilton here. Why don't you bash him too. I mean seriously.

    54. You're Right says – reply to this


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      Re: black_heart_13 – He has never claimed to be anything other than exactly what he is. He is straight up honest about it and makes no apologies for it.

    55. lolol says – reply to this


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      This is freakin hilliarious!!! OMG, he needs so much help!

    56. Ketielynn says – reply to this


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      I'm sure his (soon to be) X-Wife is so proud!

    57. Danny Boy says – reply to this


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      Does this sandwich board make my peen look big?

    58. doody head says – reply to this


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      what happened to that walmart working, whale of a woman he was spotted coming out of the wedding chapel with last week? has she put him out already?

    59. asdf says – reply to this


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      That sign looks like it was made by a retarded 8th grade cheerleader.

    60. Whamo says – reply to this


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      Why does it always look like his head is about to blow off his fuckin shoulders

    61. Danny go back to the shrink, you're insane says – reply to this


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      He's self destructive and controlling….classic bipolar nutcase. Did you see the way he treated his last wife on his reality show? OMG he acts just like a wife beater. He'll go off the deep end one day just like OJ. All those steroids are just making him crazier.

    62. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      Perez what kind of joke is that now?do u actually think Britney would EVER take any advice from MR. TINY DICK?i've never been a fan of britney but at least she has a job.what is Bonadick's job?u know "former TV star"is not considered a real job.

    63. hipslickcool says – reply to this


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      Yesterday: you must not listen to the radio 97.1 with Adam Corolla, he is a big star, he had his "breaking Bonaduce" reality show, and was on the "Other Half" daytime tv show for years. Although I do not know him personally, he comes across as a straight up guy that would have anyone in his life's back and a man with the biggest heart. We all have our issues, fortunately he has resolved most of his. He has made a big name for himself because he is so hilarious and knows something about everything, He is truly a good person. Don't be hatin' the bonaduch

    64. heywood jablowme says – reply to this


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      It was a fucking radio stunt for the Adam carolla show

    65. A says – reply to this


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      Imagine if he and Britney had a conversation…the world wouldn't know what hit them. We think we know what crazy is now, but just wait until these two meet each other…

    66. Dan is a mess says – reply to this


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      Dan is a mess.

    67. Lily says – reply to this


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      What an attention whore!!! He should hook up with Heather Mills!!!!!!!!

    68. mary3 says – reply to this


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      this guy is so nasty

    69. He is butt ugly! says – reply to this


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      He is nothing but trailor trach crack addict! YUK!

    70. GOD says – reply to this


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      there has GOT to be an easier way to score with transsexuals…

    71. megan says – reply to this


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      Re: Giraldo – your scared of him because you know he would beat your a**!!!

    72. guerabasura says – reply to this


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      Perez you are also is an attention whore. Danny never said he wasn't an attention whore. He is the first to admit it. Are you still mad that Adam Carolla replaced you with Lynn and Alex (the other gays)??????

    73. Gwen says – reply to this


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      The very definition of washed-up.

    74. funny, right? RIGHT?? says – reply to this


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      I assume you are using the word "recovering alcoholic" loosely.

    75. Shelly says – reply to this


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      Danny is HORRIBLE on the Adam Carolla Show. He's not funny and he's not entertaining. He mumbles, interrupts and snorts his way through the show. GET RID OF THIS LOSER! He's a talentless hack who should be out on the street with a tin can begging for hand outs.

    76. ill9000 says – reply to this


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      Danny Rocks! I've seen this video on you tube and watched it on Vcast. Its friggin hilarious. What none of you assholes get is that danny is making the most of his celebrity and working hard at it. He's the one with the house in the hills not you idiots. He works his ass off and he's a great father. So maybe he understands his image and exploits it…that's smart. Anyone who disses him doesn't understand that he's a hard working mofo. He's done 4 hours of morning radio for nearly 20 years. I'd like to see any of you work that hard. I think all you people obsessed with penis and dissing others here might be the ones really needing his services!

    77. Caren says – reply to this


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      Does he still have the radio show with Adam Corolla on 97.1? They're funny together. Adam is the good cop to Danny's, tries very hard, loves his kids, psycho cop.

    78. Ric says – reply to this


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      jeeesus….what`s up to you perez? im no fan of britney spears, but your spam here about her is enough. stop acting like a baby u freak.

    79. 8 hours a day says – reply to this


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      Re: ill9000

      WOW….he works 4 WHOLE HOURS A DAY!!! That must be really tough!

    80. Aceman Insider says – reply to this


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      You heard it here first: DBo will not be back with Adam in the New Year. He's a hard working guy and you couldn't ask for a nicer guy round the office but the truth is that he and Adam don't click on the radio. It's no secret that the Aceman didn't actually have a choice in working with DBo and now that he has some juice DBo is headed for the door. DBo needs to get his own gig so he can be free to do his thing. I'm sure he'll end up on the air somewhere. Good Luck DBo!

    81. black_heart_13 says – reply to this


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      Re: 8 hours a day – it's far harder than you could ever imagine. have you ever, EVER tried to just talk for at least 20 minutes? not so freakin easy is it? now pair that with sounding entertaining (although this is where Danny falls short in my opinion (no pun intended)) AND paying attention to the relentless clock that is a radio station format. should you ever become a fly on the wall of a radio studio during a commercial break at a morning show . . . there is absolutely ZERO talking going on! they're exhausted.

      not to mention the hours of prep after the show for either the following day or the entire week.

      just stop bitching at the fact you have to work at McDonalds for six hours flipping burgers. go back to junior college and shut up.

    82. Big Bob says – reply to this


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      HEY! SHOW US YOU DICK! IF YOU CAN FIND IT!

    83. Melissa Aikens says – reply to this


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      eilisifi lmao

    84. What a loser! says – reply to this


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      This asshole needs to jump off a bridge… he's such a whiney, attention whore. Him and Janice Dickinson need to hang themselves.

    85. EVL Dick says – reply to this


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      B.Y.O.S.

      (Bring your own steroids, bitch!)

    86. I know you know says – reply to this


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      Hi, Danny? Um, yeah, first time caller, long time listener… hey, look, man… I'm, uh, 48 and have been on drugs non-stop for more than 20 years. I'm a manipulative control freak who is currently in a relationship with a 25 year old woman with really low self esteem and I, uh, I beat the shit out of her when I'm high sometimes, but only when she deserves it… anyway, I was wondering… where do your buy your really rad wo-man jeans?

    87. tallguy says – reply to this


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      I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE HOW SMALL HIS COCK IS!! WHY WOULD HE SHOW IT? IT IS MINISCULE AND UGLY!!

    88. talkboy says – reply to this


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      wHAT AN ABSOULTE LOSER!!! DANNY BONA-DOUCHEBAG!! HIS COCK IS SO SMALL IT LOOKS LIKE A CLITORIS!!

    89. Marie osmond says – reply to this


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      steroid WILL shrink your wink

    90. Male version of Anna Nicole says – reply to this


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      Life coaching?
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      Why is it that after all the years of psychiatric therapy, and doctor prescribed medication he is just a freakin mess?
      Isn't all these years of therapy supposed to make you well?
      Aren't all these psychiatric drugs supposed to help his brain?
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      He's literally the male version of Anna Nicole.

    91. DRUGS=BAD says – reply to this


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      Life coaching?
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      Why is it that after all the years of psychiatric therapy, and doctor prescribed medication he is just a freakin mess?
      Isn't all these years of therapy supposed to make you well?
      Aren't all these psychiatric drugs supposed to help his brain?
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      He's literally the male version of Anna Nicole..

    92. wtf! says – reply to this


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      who ARE you people who say Danny is a "great father" who loves his kids!!?? Do you know this man!? No. No, you do not. What he says on the radio is totally contrary to a good father, in spite of him spinning it otherwise. He's a fucking drug addict and alcoholic who verbally abuses them when he's not completely ignoring them. And their mother is no better for exposing them to that monster for so long, and continuing to expose them. Reality, much? Idiots think they know someone because they listen to a radio show or watch Breaking Bonaduce?? It's entertainment, people. ARG. Idiots.

    93. JENN says – reply to this


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      I saw Danny on Sunday at the Love Ride in Pomona, CA (a charity motorcycle ride). He was alone trying on ladies leather jackets. He finally decided on a black one with red roses and fringe!!!!

    94. ShutUpBitches!! says – reply to this


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      I LOVE BONADUCE… don't be hatin on him! He is great on the Adam Corolla Show…

    95. Jenna says – reply to this


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      GAWD!
      I cant stand this fuckin clown….he annoys me sooooo much!!!

    96. Stacie says – reply to this


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      yea coaching on how to ruin your life and shrink your penis. haha

    97. falalalalalalalala says – reply to this


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      He is such a loser. A jerk.

    98. Needy Danny & Needy Britney says – reply to this


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      His advise to brit brit would be to marry him immediately and have his kids cause he is just as NEEDY as she is! PERFECT COUPLE ALERT!
      firrrrrrrrrrrrrst!

    99. Britney Bonaduce says – reply to this


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      He should wear a sign that says " World Smallest Penis" Kids,young men, Don't Do Steriods or you will look like THIS"
      lets see what advise could he give : 1. Don't marry a man who has a small penis and a big ego 2. Always wear a condom 3.don't sell ur soul to the entertainment industry and look like a fool doing it! 4. Try to seek attention somewhere else like a therepist and last but not least 5. Never NEVER marry Danny Bonaduce even if ur high as hell drunk as fuck and hornier than a rabbit in heat!
      that is all!
      Oh yeah and another bit of advise he could give Don't embarress yourself on tv cause someday your kids will be made fun of for your stupid actions all in the name of fame! your poor kids probly have to be home taught because daddy is a washed up tv star! DUMB ASS!

    100. Angie says – reply to this


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      Ooooh please!!! You guys are mean chismosos..it was just a gag for his radio show….

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