"I'm Broke"
Filed under: Anna Nicole Smith
Cue the violins!
Howard K. Stern is telling the new issue of Us Weekly that he's brizoke.
Anna Nicole Smith's former lawyer, and the executor of her estate, says, "I am in debt and basically broke.”
Hmmm. How much did he get paid for the Us interview????
He tells the mag, "There’s this impression out there that I am somehow making money off of Anna’s death. It couldn’t be further from the truth."
Due to the fact the he's suing more than a dozen people, including author Rita Cosby, Stern says that he owes his parents “hundreds of thousands of dollars.”
Don't be surprised if Howard starts shopping his own reality show or trying to get a gig as a legal commentator on TV.
He's got bills to pay!
[Image via WENN.]
Blame Marie!
Letterman Has Deep Pockets
douche nozzle.
FIRST.
first?maybe not
first?maybe not
Should i care?
Haha he sucks
FIRST
#1
brizoke?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Creep.
(Ninth?)
FIRST!!!
FIRST MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
FIRST!!!!! WHAT A LOSER…
FIRST!!!!! WHAT A LOSER…SLIMY SLIMY MAN!
first????
FIRST BITCHES!! WHAT A SLIMEBALL!
Good
Well why does he not get a job,,!!go to work Howard.
you have proven that you have been living off Anna for years!!
to bad. this is a lesson to sue-happy people. don't unless it's absolutely necessary.
WHO CARES? MORE TINA!
Perez, shut your festering gob, you fat useless piece of dog doo… you make us sick.
FIRST! WHAT A SLIMEBALL
Fuck him, who cares? I wish he'd crawl under a rock, or at least have a bolder fall on him.
Boo Hoo….cry me a river. your a damn lawyer for goodness sakes. If its one think we always need in this country is a dang lawyer. Call Britney, i'm sure she has some work for you…
He is not broke. People are not stupid. Yes, he is not the kid's father but he has not been working for free the past 10 years!!!
Maybe he could go work for Britney. I think he'll fit right in with Brit and the sleazy Osama guy.
Ugg…what a loser! He just looks creepy!
what a creep. should'nt have helped her to her grave if he was worried about being broke cuz he lost his only "client".
I'd love to see him having sex with that other guy… the baby's true father.
HE SHOULD RELEASE A SEX TAPE!!!
DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THIS GUY SAYS, HE SCREWED OVER MY MOM
WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM IN THE BAHAMAS, HE FUCKING KILLED ME
He's gonna be fine after he gets his settlement for slaughtering Rita Cosby's hoarse-voiced a*s in court for slander!!!
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Here's the world's smallest violin playing for one of the BIGGEST MOOCHES
ever!
LOSER!
I don't feel sorry for him ONE BIT. He has already admitted in interviews that "Anna paid for everything". He has also stated that since Anna's death, rather than get a job, his parents have been supporting him.
So frankly, its a little hard to feel bad for a grown man who has done nothing to support himself for the last how many years, and now that his admitted meal ticket is gone, he has no money.
Boo fucking hoo LOSER. Get a job for the first time in years. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Why isn't he in jail for 2 murders!!!!!….
he's such a waste of life and a douchebag.
A Poor Jew!! You have got to be kiddin me!
A Poor Jew!! You have got to be kiddin me!
First he kills daniel, then Anna. Now he won't get a job and wants to boo hoo about it. Is he not collecting unemployment? Cry me a river!
Divaswap????? what a lame site. nobody there.
Fu Howard, get a dam job and tell Larrysue to get one too, quit living off a one year old baby, both of you are low lifes ,yes Howard you had your hand in both deaths, you a loser you gave ANS the meds that killed her and did the same to her son.
Re: Mandy – Now that is funny!
shocker
[re=905057]Re: Grace E.[ that's not even funny?
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Sell Dannielynn's yacht you idiot! You seem to have plenty of money for lawyers! Ask for all those Rolexes back that you bought for those corrupt Bahamian politicians!
Larry Sue seems to have plenty of money for Mr. Chow's and Hawaiian vacations, ask him… unless Dannielynn's trust fund is totally depleted! HA HA HA
Sell Dannielynn's yacht you idiot! You seem to have plenty of money for lawyers! Ask for all those Rolexes back that you bought for those corrupt Bahamian politicians!
Larry Sue seems to have plenty of money for Mr. Chow's and Hawaiian vacations, ask him… unless Dannielynn's trust fund is totally depleted! HA HA HA
Well, it won't work for everyone #52!
Howie, you forgot the IRS… You owe them big time for all the undeclared living expeses you grifted off of Anna… Oh, don't forget the off-shore accounts! You can run….
You won't need any money on death row anyways… LOL
He's has his law degree. He can get a job, easy. Oh wait…he needs to get A JOB? Oh no…but it was sooooo easy to live off of Anna!!! Why should he have to "suffer" and work now, just b/c she's dead girl - and a rich one at that.
Well, with the fact that he hasn't worked in at least 10 years should we be surprised. His meal ticket is dead and buried. The only reason he has had anything to this point was because he kept her completely doped up. I geuss he'll have to get a real job like the rest of the world. After all, he is an attorney. ha ha.
Maybe he should have been working instead of sucking off the Anna Money TIt. What a loser - does anyone else think his eye look like a druggie?
scum
Such nice, compassionate comments! I do think that Anna Nicole had her substance abuse problems way before she met Howard. Howard did help revive her dead career, and did provide attorney services to her. She paid the bills? That's the very least she should have done. The man virtually worked for living expenses. I wish for this man only the very best!
Perez…you are an idiot. You have no clue about these people and what their lives are really like. You are a poser who posts trash about other people on your site because you have no life. Have you ever met Howard Stern or Britney Spears in person? If so, maybe you would have a different take on things.
Howard stern in the morning he rules. Robin and the whole gang. funny radio.
too bad his plan backfired. it really seems as though his master plan was to move to bahamas because i hear there if a baby is born, who ever is present to sign the birth certificate is declared a legal parent, so he wanted to be dannylynns dad, then knock off her son, then nicole, so then he and the baby would be the heirs to the billoin dollar fortune once he settled it with the courts. I'm just sayin!
JEWS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD!!!!
Hey…here's an idea….get a fucking JOB you loser!!!
Re: must be one of your own comments – No I wish. Very funny. Mandy #33
Wow. Good thing he is living rent free squatting in a house that Anna was supposed to BUY from an exboyfriend. Wonder when the Bahamas will get their crap together and give that man his house back. Or better yet, maybe I should just pack up and go live in the Bahamas in someone else's house. Apparently it isn't against the law or anything.
WELL HE NEEDS TO GET A FUCKING JOB LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!!! BET HE'S REALLY MISSING ANNA NICOLE (HIS DECEASED CASH COW) ABOUT NOW! HE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT WHEN HE WAS SUPPLYING HER WITH THE DRUGS–ENABLER.
He's a lawyer, isn't he? Then why doesn't he get a JOB!!!!!
I can't stand this man. When is there going to be more investigation surrounding the death of Anna and her son?
There is a simple solution to the problem-work, like everyone else does! Did he forget he has a law degree?
Maybe he wouldn't be so broke if he perhaps GOT A JOB… or maybe he could attach himself to another tragic famous drug addict that he can live off - WATCH OUT BRITNEY!
ring ring
-hello?
-is tina there?
-speaking.
-hi, tina. my name is perez heel-ton. i want to apologize for what i did earlier today. i hope you can forgive me. i am in my 40's and acting like a 13 year old. i was wrong, and have myself suffered at the hands of bullies. so, i shouldn't have done that. please forgive me.
-my lawyer said i shouldn't talk to you.
-lawyer???!?!? no, tina, there's no need to involve a lawyer! ha ha. i was just kidding. really. tina, i have like 203 law suits against me right now. 203 people wanting to sue me!!! can't we talk about this? i'll even introduce you to my b/f/f paris hilton!
-my parents are coming, and i have to go rehearse.
CLICK
He deserves to be broke - he's a sick man who took advantage of somebody who needed help, love, and support. The sooner we forget about this peice of shit the better.
1. He's a big liar!! Always has been
2. He shouldn't have fed his cash cow drugs and fed her son drugs.
3. Larry lives in Anna's house in CA. Howard lives in the mansion in Nassau. Both were owned by Anna. Why aren't they part of her estate?
Isn't this mother fucker a lawyer??? What a fucking loser that he can't go out and get a fucking job like the rest of us.
Re: Fuhoward – AMEN to that!!!
good………fag
The one thing all you conspiracy theorists refuse to accept is this: in order for Howard to be declared definitively the father, the mother had to live. Since she died, her wishes were not as tantamount as establishing an actual blood relative for the child. Howard lost more than his cash cow when Anna died, he lost years. Not the time he worked and lived with her, no, he lived damn well, but now, THIS time, these years it's going to take for him to get his cash. If Anna had lived, and had testified she and Howard "lived together as man and wife", and SHE said he was the father, that would have satisfied the requirements under Bahamian law. The plan only works for Howard if Anna lived. Her wishes, her rights, would have mattered more than Larry's. That was the entire point of going to the Bahamas. That was the reason Howard didn't reliquish the baby until he had been ordered to by the court, after the court-ordered paternity tests were done. He knew he would lose.
O COME ON PEOPLE, THINK!!! LAWSUIT=PUT UP OR SHUT UP TIME. IF RITA HAD A TAPE OF HOWARD AND LARRY, THE PROOF SHE SUPPOSEDLY HAS, SHE WOULD HAVE SPILLED IT. HERE'S A CLUE, WHEN PEOPLE WAIT FOR THE LAW TO FORCE THEM TO DO THINGS, IT'S BECAUSE THEY ALREADY KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY, AND DON'T WANT TO DO THAT UNTIL THEY ARE FORCED TO. THERE'S A REASON SHE'S OFF THE AIR, AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO HONE HER CRAFT AS AN AUTHOR, AND GO FOR THE PULITZER. THINK IT THROUGH!!!!
Re: Michelle – If they give you the key, and you get someone else to sign papers stating they will pay for the house, then feel free. The estate of Anna Nicole owes for whatever agreement she signed. BTW, it's the SON of her xbf that made and is making the rounds with the clown tape, not her actual xbf, which is why the Bahamian authorities have not removed Howard from that house. The son has the tape he stole, no authority, no Power of Attorney from his father, nothing but the tape and the sob story about how his daughter was so traumatized. Well, who was the dumbfuck that let her stay over there?? Can you remember a time when you didn't see Anna fucked up on something?? Was there any of her old footage shown after her death that didn't show Anna fucked up on something?? He's the damnfool alcoholic (at the very least) that left his child with Anna Nicole. Anna was Anna long before Howard got there. Anna Nicole liked doing drugs, and chose to do drugs for herself. No one had to force her, Howard AND LARRY and a bevy of doctors maintained her.
HORSESHIT THIS PRICK SOLD PICTURE RIGHT OF ANNAS FUNERAL HE ALSO SOLD PIC OF HIM AND DANNYLYN HE IS A LIAR LIAR AND FLAT OUT ALLEGED MURDERER I BELIEVE THIS LOSER KILLED DANNY AND ANNA IT HIS MASTERPLAN BACKFIRED ON HIM HORRIBLY WENT WRONG THIS ASS IS LIVING IT UP IN ANNAS BAHAMAS HOUSE THAT SHE WA REMODELING IS NOW DANNYLYNS THIS ASSHOLE CONTROLS THE PURSESTINGS DONT BELIEVE THIS ASSHOLE
GET A JOB
GET A JOB HOWARD YOU FRIGGIN LEECH.
WHAT ABOUT GETTING A FRIGGIN JOB????? JERK! I HATE HIM!
Howard is GAY! Perez can be his new Sugar Mama! I KNEW he wasn't the father - how could he be when he never had sex with Anna!!??!
I can't wait for Rita to clean the clock with this pig. He should be in jail for two murders, and for making what has to be the world's worst sex tape with Kato Birkhead.
Fuck that scumbag DICK-SUCKING JEW Stern! I hope you suck dick to put food on your parents table, you ass-fuck!!!!!
May you get kicked to the fucking curb, you shit-for-brains, scum-of-the-fucking Earth dick-swallowing Lawyer!
Sell the grease oozing from your jew skin to Crisco you fucking PRICK!!!!
Goat eyes. Does anyone else think he has goat eyes?
if he was truly broke he would have filed for bankrupsy. He is a lier.
One word: KARMA.
Howard has gone through a lot. I know how hard it is to lose someone you love but I can't imagine what it is like to be accused of killing that person then being accused of being with her only for her money. Then all the stuff that went on to fight for Anna's body to be burried next to Daniel. Horrible things were said about Howard at that Florida trial. It's been nothing but drama, drama, drama. As far as I can tell from the outside.. Howard is the only one that truly loved Anna. It seems that she was quite disfunctional so of course their relationship was disfunction as well. His love for her should not be in question.
…and we care why??? Doesn't this rat pop up out of his hole about every 6 months whining he is broke? Why is this time any different? Just go away you sleaze!!!
i knew it.he is definitely broke since Anna was his only client and i doubt he will ever find another.we should expect that.he killed Anna and her son and that's what he deserves.but as Perez said he must have taken a lot of money for this interview.and DON'T FORGET:THE INQUEST FOR THE DEATH OF DANIEL SMITH WILL BEGIN IN A FEW DAYS(NOV 19).
if you would like to die soon, please hire this asshole!!!
Howard: SELL YOUR YACHT. or Take a withdrawl out of your off-shore bank account. He's got tons of $$ hidden away.
I'll be so glad when they they get this scumbag in prison.
UMMM, I HEAR LIZ TAYLOR IS STILL AVAILABLE WHY NOT TRY TO SPONGE OFF HER TILL SHE DIES ????
missy m weeps for Anna ,,,you are an idiot…Larry didn't chase Anna to the Bahamas….Anna was running from Howard….she was in North or South Carolina at the time at the family who owns the house in the Bahamas…they all went there together…and Sleazo howard tracked her down there…she was trapped…she ended up having the baby there…Larry always knew it was his baby….and by you saying that Larry drove her to all that happened…I'm sorry but i'm a mom…..and I give respect to any man who does what he has to to be recognized or gain custody or rights to his child. GO LARRY!!!!
boo effing hoo. he should be held responsible for daniel and anna nicole's deaths. does anyone recall that daniel was going to a private detective before his death because he was afraid of howard? if i had two people around me die within months of each other you can bet your ass i would be under investigation.
So SAD…. Howard didn't expect his cash cow to die now he needs a new one. HOWARD I hear Brittney is ripe for the picking.
I bet he regrets not taking time out of his schedule to update that will. I would be kicking myself if I were him.
If he were shady, and knew about her impending death, he would've re-written the will in time instead of being left where he is.
That in itself is indicative of his innocence, somewhat.
:P
Angela
Howard may be broke now but I don't think he will be for long. He's definitely due to collect a pretty serious amount of money from his lawsuit against Rita Cosby which should clear up any previous debts. Hopefully that will satisfy him and he won't feel the need to join Larry in his futile claim for a piece of the Marshall estate.