The Reviews Are In!

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Amy Winehouse performed at the first show of her U.K. tour on Wednesday, and it was a disaster!

A Perezcious reader was there and this is what they have to report:

"I've just come back from the Amy Winehouse concert at the NIA. In short, she was fucking terrible. She was very very drunk, she made various rambling references to her 'husband' (even going as far to threaten audience members who booed with him) and worst of all, it looked like she was wearing those bloody ballet pumps again. Many audience members booed, and people were continually walking out. She referred to us as 'monkey cunts' at one point, and she forgot the words to most of her songs. I really like Amy but this was awful. I'd like to tell you that her voice was her saving grace, but it was horrendous."

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Posted: Nov 14, 2007 at 8:21 pm / Email this »

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trashy wilma says – reply to this

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The woman is going to die. Make it easier on yourselves and accept that she's already dead inside. That way when the announcement comes, you won't be shocked.
OH, AND I HATE YOU LITTLE FUCKERS WHO WRITE "FIRST"! GET A FUCKING LIFE!
Amanda says – reply to this

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Oh my…
sage says – reply to this

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not a surprise. she is so gross and her voice really isn't that good.
ROSIETHUNDER says – reply to this

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she shouldnt even be news anymore. every sytory is the same. she should go on tour with britney.
me says – reply to this

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just wanted to be the first person to post
miss says – reply to this

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she rocks!!!!!!!!
brit says – reply to this

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she needs help
lc says – reply to this

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first?
Vicalicious says – reply to this

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first bitches!
Lisaloo says – reply to this

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What's the obesession with this weirdo?
lolo says – reply to this

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she's whack as hell.
Veronica says – reply to this

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monkey cunts??
MonkeyCunt says – reply to this

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HAHAHA, monkey cunt….i love it
one says – reply to this

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#1
lc says – reply to this

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dear trashy wilma, i think your name and concern for the wino say enough about you as a person
coco says – reply to this

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1st
jackie says – reply to this

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woah.. she sucks live.. i wonder how much editing they have to do on her albums..
winenot says – reply to this

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she should end it, what a trainwreck
Heather says – reply to this

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Amy is a wreck and needs to be helped.
Amy is being disrespectful to her fans.
kamaaaa says – reply to this

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eww i hate herr shes soo annoying and her teeth are grossss
tit shot says – reply to this

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i see a nipple and is that a square bandaid on her tit?????
hayley says – reply to this

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uhmm not surprised… but did anyone notice the nippleage in that picture?! no comments about that lmao
sarah says – reply to this

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hayden panettiere has had a warrant issued for her arrest in japan from the other week wen they went in the water to save the dolphins. i just saw it on aussie tv when dave rastovich (surfer that was there), and isobel lucas told her.
misskiesha says – reply to this

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i love this bitch!
Mommkf says – reply to this

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Hoping for the mother of all comeback stories.
trashy wilma says – reply to this

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Re: lc –

yes, screen names say so much about a person, don't they?
IDIOT.
Caturday says – reply to this

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She looks lost in this picture -
Is that a nip slip or tatoo ?
M. says – reply to this

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w.o.w.
Star Jones says – reply to this

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yaya says – reply to this

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you can see her left nipple
Caturday says – reply to this

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She looks lost in this picture

Is that a nip slip or a tattoo ?
Caturday says – reply to this

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She looks lost in this picture

Is that a nip slip or a tattoo ?
Nia says – reply to this

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Re: jackie – Actually jackie,her SOBER live performances are so much better than the recorded versions…FACT!
TheClubDiva says – reply to this

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The only place she can sing is in a video….
Amerz says – reply to this

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She's just lettin her tit peek out a bit. Doubt she even knew.
What a shame for those of us named Amy…
mary says – reply to this

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u can see her nip in the picture perez
fdfdfd says – reply to this

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scooby doo!!!!
heywood jablowme says – reply to this

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ummmmmmmm, exactly WHAT is her talent?
aj says – reply to this

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OKay, that just gave me the BEST laugh of the week "Monkey Cunt" ?? LOL did she come up with that with her own mind? That is hilarious, I"ve never heard such a descriptive term…LOL Am I bad to find that hilarious? I think I will need to call someone that tomorrow…yup…get up, eat breakfast, get gas, go to work, call someone a "monkey cunt"….
Betsy says – reply to this

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Wow, this chick is sad…but I'm pretty sure I see nipple
Mike says – reply to this

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She referred to you as "monkey cunts" for no reason at all or because you were booing everytime she talked about her husband?
ashley says – reply to this

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you can see her nipple
phil says – reply to this

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She's amazing live when she's not totally wasted. I love everything about Amy but I've lost respect for her as a performer. People pay to see you, they get excited, make special plans and they get a drunk woman on stage.
I've been a musician 30 years and I'm no stranger to drugs but I've always played straight. I thought I owed that to people even if the club had 8 people in it and 3 were bartenders.
Thanks..venting.
nancy says – reply to this

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Re: me – why? that is stupid.
nancy says – reply to this

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Re: me – why? that is stupid.
chowchilla says – reply to this

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Its probably what her husband calls her.
SpunkyBrewster says – reply to this

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well then Im really glad i saw her back in march before she really became a mess…best show i ever been to

get well amy
beth says – reply to this

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POOOOOR Amy. She is so talented, but she needs help. And a hug. FAST!
k says – reply to this

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nice nip slip…well aereola CLASSY
jp says – reply to this

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is that nipple i see? her tits look saggy.
mememe says – reply to this

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isn't that her left nip showing in the photo?
Ael says – reply to this

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Why does she keep digging her teeth? Gross!
What the fuck do you expect? says – reply to this

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What the fuck do you expect when you spend money on some fucked up 60's Acid Queen? It's your own fucking fault! I'd be damned if I spent money to get cussed out by some junkie who can't even remember the words to her own songs.
rachel says – reply to this

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thats totally her nipple.
Janet Jaxon says – reply to this

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Is that a nip slip?
Niiiice.
Aimee says – reply to this

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first of all get it right why would anyone say monkey cunt?? muggy cunt, and why were you booing that poor girl was traumatised up on stage, im suprised she made it there in the first place! some of her songs were awesome! and yeah she fucked up rehab but if half the people are at the show just to hear her play that ONE song then fuck them!! i think she did well considering! i was stood at the front of the gig and to be fair most of her songs are based around her and blake's relationship! GIVE THE GIRL SOME FUCKING SLACK!!! bunch of "muggy CUNTS"!!!
bigfan says – reply to this

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She still looks beautiful! She is a great woman! Her profile was found on wealthy men personals site called Wealthy Romance.com where Charlie Sheen found his match last May! Is she single now? Just curious!
Paul says – reply to this

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PEREZ,ADD THAT SHE CRIED THE WHOLE TIME….sad
Maaaaaaaaaaarth!??!? says – reply to this

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Perez knows she's circling the drain - that's why he isn't bothering to kiss her emaciated arse any more.
Lotus says – reply to this

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Monkey cunt = comedy GOLD…She, on the other hand, can O.D. already.
Claire says – reply to this

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Re: Aimee – Is it true that she was crying most of the time?And since english isn't my first language what does "muggy" means?Thanks
obvious says – reply to this

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I see nipple.
ruffmama says – reply to this

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Please G-d help her! She has such a beautiful gift for the world. Her talent and that VOICE! We are praying for you Amy! Peace be with you!
Ceeb says – reply to this

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Are those tracks on her arms??????
CrazyAzz says – reply to this

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IF YOU COULD SEE A FART, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE!
IF YOU COULD SEE A FART, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE!
IF YOU COULD SEE A FART, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE!
IF YOU COULD SEE A FART, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE!
IF YOU COULD SEE A FART, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE!
IF YOU COULD SEE A FART, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE!
IF YOU COULD SEE A FART, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE!
Pinche cagon says – reply to this

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Re: trashy wilma – First, first, first, first! Oh and I'm not so little: Your mom told me that I was the largest thing that she's ever had up her rectal cavity. (I don't really believe that tho, since her anal spincter was quite loose, and exhibited no involuntary response to my penile penetration). Oh and also, First! First! First! You monkey cunt! I'm first!
Aimee says – reply to this

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Re: Claire –
if your a mug then it means your taken as a fool, hence her saying "you're a mug (fool) for paying to go see her, then booing!
Aimee says – reply to this

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Re: Claire –
muggy= fool, hence her saying "you'rea bunch of muggy (foolish) cunts for paying to come see me then booing."
ashes says – reply to this

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Does anyone see a little nippage?
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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WOW is anyone going to step in and help her ???? She is going to end up like Janis Joplin
awesomee says – reply to this

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FIRST!
dee says – reply to this

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i don't know how many of you have had dealings with drug addicts/alcolholics, but it is a degenerative disease, that is not curable…only controllable. They lie, to themselves and others, about everything…if it will further their habit and allow them to never take responsibility for any of their actions. This is not news, people…this is addiction in its final stages…her anchor has been removed (what little stability he provided her, I don't know) and now she's free falling. Her friends or family better grab her up now, or she's a dead duck…end of story.
Quique says – reply to this

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I'd lick that nip anytime…
Lotus says – reply to this

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Re: Pinche cagon – Looks like you are #68 to me
OPEN LETTERS says – reply to this

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Perez, It's TIME you write this nasty one an OPEN LETTER. and while you at it write one to yourself. hahahaha. your both NASTY
emily says – reply to this

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i like her nip slip
Claire says – reply to this

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Re: Aimee – Thanks for explaining it to me…:) I really love Amy and i hope that this behaviour of hers doesn't turn people who like her music (but are not fans-like myself:) against her…
England's Version says – reply to this

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Of Unfitney. Minus children. Don't add to your misery and breed Amy.
Louise B says – reply to this

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I was there and she was terrible, i stayed to the bitter end and rehab was a lesson in irony as she slurred and stumbled her way through it.

the start was not all that bad but she drank on stage, also smoked on stage (now banned in uk) and then called us cunts! she just got steadily more drunk/drugged.

the girl needs help and fast
Lor says – reply to this

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What the fuss about this junkie? She's not that great. I think her and her voice are annoying. I must admit that if she wasn't such a loser freak who weres dirty pink ballet slippers all the time (the same ones, it looks like), I MIGHT just like her single style a little more. In other words, she if fuckiing annoying and she is destroying a career that she is damn lucky to have. What a fool.
Dami says – reply to this

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I love u trashy wilma!!
Shit says – reply to this

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Goddammit.

I'd love to see her in concert, but there's no way I'm spending money on tickets now.
MONKEY CUNTS says – reply to this

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Now, How can you STILL LIKE THIS WOMAN AND NOT BRITNEY. AMY IS AN EFFIN MESS, DRUGGIE MESS, AND BRITNEY IS A POST PARTUM, POSSIBLE DRUGGIE, DIM BULB. I AM SO SICK OF THESE "performers" getting paid lots of money to DO DRUGS, TO NOT APPRECIATE WHAT THEY'VE GOT AND NOT APPRECIATE THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE IT TO THEM, THEIR FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brofoski says – reply to this

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What the hell do these monkey cunts expect when they buy a ticket to see Amy?
i love amy says – reply to this

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perez, you've been a bad boy, filtering email, editing comments. what ever happened to freedom of speech? ya know, that little constitutional right you hide behind all the time? hmmmmm…someone's being a hypocrite. you still owe that little girl an apology.
PAMELA says – reply to this

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Her left boob i think has some areola showing–MAYBE it's a shadow MAYBE not.
Amy Ain't Home No More says – reply to this

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Re: dee – I think you are absolutely right. She's not going to clean herself up now that blake is gone. She's going to fall, fall, fall. If he was not in jail and in rehab, then maybe, But jail and for what he is up against….? Her money may be able to save blake, but not soon enough to save Amy. She will be gone before he is even released if her family and record people do not intervene.
Amy Ain't Home No More says – reply to this

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Re: dee – I think you are absolutely right. She's not going to clean herself up now that blake is gone. She's going to fall, fall, fall. If he was not in jail and in rehab, then maybe, But jail and for what he is up against….? Her money may be able to save blake, but not soon enough to save Amy. She will be gone before he is even released if her family and record people do not intervene.
Amy Ain't Home No More says – reply to this

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Re: dee – I think you are absolutely right. She's not going to clean herself up now that blake is gone. She's going to fall, fall, fall. If he was not in jail and in rehab, then maybe, But jail and for what he is up against….? Her money may be able to save blake, but not soon enough to save Amy. She will be gone before he is even released if her family and record people do not intervene.
meltz911 says – reply to this

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She had promise. Too bad she'll be dead before she gets help.
Meg says – reply to this

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I was really hoping she would do fantastic tonight…I'm sure she did better than most reports say but I did read that she might be taking some medication for a seizure disorder (which would definately explain some of the tiredness)…poor thing…I really really want her to succeed…so sad
cindy says – reply to this

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PLEASE!!!! Stop making me look at this UGLY woman.
I WOULD GO TO HER CONCERT FOR 2 REASONS says – reply to this

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1)She could be sober and i could get a stellar performance,2)She could be compeletely drunk/drugged and i could get an "irresistible to watch" train-wreck spectacle!!I know,i know i'm a mean person but at least i'm being honest:)
jacobroloff@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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I'm w/ you, Trashy Wilma. Now go into the kitchen and make me a gigantic dodo egg breakfast, you cavewoman bitch.
Are all gay men like Perez? says – reply to this

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I don’t know any gay men personally. Can someone tell me if they’re all like Perez?
I don’t know any gay men personally. Can someone tell me if they’re all like Perez?
I don’t know any gay men personally. Can someone tell me if they’re all like Perez?
I don’t know any gay men personally. Can someone tell me if they’re all like Perez?
jacobroloff@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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While it doesn't have the quaintness of "Fart In A Mitten" (Paris Hilton), or "Fire Crotch" (Lindsay Lohan), it describes Roxy Roker ('The Jeffersons') quite well. To a 't', in fact.
kfresh says – reply to this

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and it appears that her nipple is popping out
Deb says – reply to this

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Why do u people continue to support this freak by attending her concerts?? She's an idiot!!!
Kelli says – reply to this

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That's because she suxs!! I can't believe that anyone really thought she was talented in the first place. Probably the same people that like(d) Britney. Try listening to singers with real talent like Christina or Imogen Heap.
Horrified says – reply to this

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eww. is that a nip slip?

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