This Is Not A Joke!

Filed under: Rumer Willis

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The Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced on Wednesday that Rumer Willis will be Miss Golden Globe 2008.

Suck on that!

Yes, our favorite vegetable-headed wannabe will be the trophy girl at this year's Golden Globes, airing January 13th on NBC.

"We are delighted to have Rumer Willis join us to celebrate 'The 65 th Annual Golden Globe Awards,'" said Jorge Camara, head of the Hollywood Foreign Press, at the announcement. "Since both of her parents have enjoyed successful entertainment careers in the acting profession, she is doubly qualified to serve as Miss Golden Globe."

Bruce & Demi must be so proud! This is all they could have ever hoped for!

Miss Golden Globe is usually the celebuspawn of some well-known celebrity.

Previous Miss Golden Globes include Linda Evans, Melanie Griffith, Laura Dern and Joely Fisher.

CLICK HERE to see the full list of previous trophy girls!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

MISS AND/OR MR. GOLDEN GLOBE
1963 Eva Six (movies), Donna Douglas (television)
1964 Linda Evans
1971 Ann Archer
1972 Pamela Powell
1973 Kelley Miles
1974 Linda Meikle John
1975 Melanie Griffith
1976 Lisa Farringer
1977 Nicole Ericson
1978 Elizabeth Stack
1979 Stephanie Haymes
1980 Kim Karath
1981 Rosanne Katon
1982 Laura Dern
1983 Lori Leonelli & Rhonda Shear
1984 Anita Finch
1985 Lisabeth Shatner
1986 Calista Carradine
1987 Candace Savalas
1988 Gigi Garner
1989 Kyle Aletter
1990 Katharine Kramer
1991 Kaitlin Hopkins
1992 Joely Fisher
1993 Erin Hamilton
1994 Alex Martin
1995 John Clark Gable
1996 Jaime Nicole Dudney & Freddie Prinze Jr.
1997 Kehly Sloane
1998 Clementine Ford
1999 Tori Reid
2000 Liza Huber
2001 Katie Flynn
2002 Haley Giraldo
2003 Dominik Garcia-Lorido & A.J. Lamas
2004 Lily Costner
2005 Kathryn Eastwood
2006 Dakota Johnson
2007 Lorraine Nicholson

    Posted: Nov 14, 2007 at 2:50 pm / Email this  »

    146 comments to “This Is Not A Joke!”

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    1. Jess says – reply to this


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      Wow, way to go Dita, er Rumer..

    2. lovesuuuPEREZ! says – reply to this


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      BARF!

    3. 1st says – reply to this


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      1st

    4. icis says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    5. emily says – reply to this


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      firstttttt

    6. vik says – reply to this


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      fooguly girl

    7. sillyme says – reply to this


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      I know you all think she's ugly, but I think she's kind of interesting looking. She reminds me a bit of Sigorney Weaver, the chick from the old Alien movies. But, I'm so tired of the plastic looking women in Hollywood who all kind of have the same "look" - I'm probably one of the few people who actually liked Ashlee Simpson better with the old nose.

    8. Greg says – reply to this


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      first?

    9. Jodie says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      Go run on a treadmill you fatty! You suck Perez.

    10. jodie says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      You suck.. Please go away. Quit being a wannabe.

      thanks,

      Jodie

    11. jade says – reply to this


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      iw

    12. auntiespanties says – reply to this


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      Are they serious??? I guess all that matters is sucking up to the parents via the pity job for her. Lets hope that they don't show her fug face on the camera!

    13. dave says – reply to this


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      Stop picking on this girl

    14. kadsjdelilah says – reply to this


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      first

    15. Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this


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      What?!? No Golden Globes Boy? Sexist bastards.

    16. ! says – reply to this


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      first

    17. da says – reply to this


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      slkdjf eww

    18. Sancho says – reply to this


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      What does this even mean? I've never heard of these people, well then I guess rumer is perfect

    19. mallroy says – reply to this


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      grossss

    20. Kate says – reply to this


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      That girl should save her ego and become a veternarian or dental hygenist. Stay away from the limelight! You will never be treated fairly!

    21. Melissa says – reply to this


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      This is the biggest bull*&^T award I've ever seen. Congrats–your parents are famous and you're riding on their coat tails!

    22. Jas says – reply to this


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      What the hell happend!!!!!

      i feel sorry for her!!

      She needs help!

    23. l says – reply to this


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      Can I go throw up now?!

    24. nicole says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwwwwwwwww gross just another reason to not watch the golden globes

    25. LadyLAMB says – reply to this


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      she received this due to her parents work, she must be so proud that good for nothing potatoe head

    26. aerd says – reply to this


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      she should look into killing herself

    27. what the? says – reply to this


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      WHY IS THIS UGLY GIRL MS. GOLDEN GOLBE?

      MS. POTATO HEAD

      BRUCE WILLIS SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO HAVE SCREWED UP DEMI'S BEAUTIFUL GENE POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    28. JohnnyS says – reply to this


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      Every high profiled celebrity's daughter have done it… Nothing to do with her face… it's just pr politic…. 2004: Costner 2005: Eastwood 2007: Nicholson… Ring a bell???

    29. ange says – reply to this


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      She really is very unusual looking. She must cuss her dad's chin every time she looks in the mirror…..

    30. Lilly says – reply to this


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      Why Joely Fisher but not Carrie Fisher? Carrie's mom Debbie Reynolds was far more successful in the entertainment buisness!

      Princess Leia is hot!

    31. fette says – reply to this


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      DEAR GAWD! She is so fucken ugly. Blech.

    32. Leah says – reply to this


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      they say it plain and simple:
      Since both of her parents have enjoyed successful entertainment careers in the acting profession, she is doubly qualified to serve as Miss Golden Globe
      THEY ADMIT THE ONLY REASON SHE WAS CHOSEN IS HER PARENTS! WTF?

      I don't think she's THAT bad-looking, she just has no idea how to put herself together and flatter herself.

    33. aydno1 says – reply to this


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      YAWN!!!!!

    34. Wicked says – reply to this


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      She looks sexy hahhahah

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    35. two snaps says – reply to this


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      So what.

    36. voxie says – reply to this


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      Now Pezie leave her alone. It's a little more clear to me, not knowing this kid, that if she's doing this gig she must be VERY young and probably not that bright judging from past 'honorees' so LAY off else I'll make fun of your "difficult" size!!!

    37. jules says – reply to this


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      look at that list, freddie prinze jr. was a golden globe girl!!

    38. dee says – reply to this


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      actually your scribble on her chin helped sculpt it down to more normal proportions…maybe you could do her makeup?

    39. Cody Alaniz says – reply to this


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      Rumer looks like a fucking man, and thats putting it nicely.

    40. leah says – reply to this


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      her hair (style?) looks like an elderly woman's who just woke up from a nap in a retirement home.

    41. Stef says – reply to this


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      Re: sillyme – i loved ashleys old nose

    42. Kim says – reply to this


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      FYI, Perez, a patato is a tuber…not a vegetable so she would be tuber-headed. :-)

    43. sarah *k* says – reply to this


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      uuuuggggghhhhhh!!! Gag me with a golden globe…..

    44. honeydoo says – reply to this


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      why god why!

    45. xoxo says – reply to this


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      Gross, she is an eye sore. Now how am I able to watch Golden Globe?

    46. CMDFatnuts says – reply to this


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      I want to deep fry her head and eat it

    47. Megan says – reply to this


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      You've gotta be kidding… gotta love nepotism. At least Jack Nicholson's daughter was easy on the eyes!

    48. Dr. Mary says – reply to this


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      Good for her!! Enough with the Rumer bashing bandwagon frenzy, people..She is pretty in her own way. She's not a classic beauty, but she's still attractive, unlike so many of you people on here label her to be. I don't usually don't get so defensive when you rip on celebs, or celebspawns, but this is getting really old, too cruel, and it's just not funny.
      It's actually sad that so many of you criticize her based on her genetic make-up because it shows how bad you really feel about yourselves, and that you have to project that self-loathing onto an innocent girl.

    49. Cousin Eddy says – reply to this


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      GREAT — Now she can invite all of her "Hipster" friends to all of the after parties. I'll take cocaine for $1,000 Alex…

    50. deb says – reply to this


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      poor perez,i have decided that he is jelous and wishes he came from a celbrity family

    51. ana says – reply to this


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      god this bitch is so butt ass fuckin ugly - she is like a fuckin circus side show freak

    52. Scuzzbucket says – reply to this


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      I wonder if she really does have a weenus ? Anyway she reminds me a bit of Wendy Melvoin .

    53. J H says – reply to this


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      I have inside informaiton that Rumer Willis is in reality Bruce Willis in drag trying to keep his career alive by partying with young hollywood hookers so I think he look pretty good for his age….

    54. aneurysm says – reply to this


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      why do some of you jump on ppl for bashing her? did it ever occur to you that some ppl don't enjoy having her crammed down our throats merely because she wants to be an actress & will prob do only because who her parents are. if it werent for her parents she wouldnt even be able to get her foot in the door. noone is making her pursue this. not every child of actors goes on to pursue acting. im sick of looking at her.

    55. Natasha says – reply to this


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      What miss golden globe 2008! What country…..Kazhistan?

    56. Katie says – reply to this


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      That's so her mom's hairstyle in that one movie with Dan Akroyd, Chevey Chase, John Candy, and Tupac. You all know the one where Demi, Chevey, and some friends are heading to Atlantic city, and they try to out run some small town Jersey cops, end up in a wacky jail, and Tupac and the Humpty dance guy show up. Nothing but Trouble! I just looked it up.

    57. She's Miss Potato Head! says – reply to this


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      You MUST be kidding!! Blech! She's no Miss ANYTHING. Oh, wait, Miss Potato Head!!

    58. BOYCOOT says – reply to this


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      BOYCOOT this ugly girl with no talent!

    59. aangelitah22 says – reply to this


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      What the heck, Perez are you jealous or something. I don't understand why you have to dog her like that.

    60. aangelitah22 says – reply to this


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      What the heck, Perez are you jealous or something??? I don't understand why you have to dog her like that.

    61. justin's glad he dodged that buller...errr...MiSiLe =) says – reply to this


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      i don't know why you all are so critical of her alone. she looks just like Demi and while she may have an attractive body, hair, etc…Rumor looks just like her. Demi's face really isn't ALL that feminine in itself.

    62. whore says – reply to this


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      miss patato head does good blowjobs to her dad's friends.

    63. entdex says – reply to this


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      Perez, you're being kind of mean to this young woman, aren't you? Or do you think she is courting fame and bringing this on herself?

    64. J9 says – reply to this


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      ew ew ewwwww

    65. sick of your shit says – reply to this


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      you gotta give sh*t to children & young cuties that don't take your crap… find some adults to rag on & take care of your own fat sh**ty ass before you sh*t on everyone else!!!

    66. redsonja1313 says – reply to this


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      CHELSEA HANDLER IS CORRECT !!! THE ONLY THING POTATO HEAD IS FAMOUS FOR IS HAVING THE TOP OF HER MOM'S HEAD AND THE BOTTOM OF HER DAD'S
      I think the youngest kid is going to be the looker of the group

    67. perez the sh**head says – reply to this


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      you're just a fat a** yourself & you rag on all the young hollywood newcomers - at least they are new & young - what's your old fat excuse for being such a f****ing looser

    68. sillyme says – reply to this


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      Exactly how is she being crammed down our throats? If it weren't for gossip blogs like this one, most Americans have never seen her. If anyone's being crammed down our throats, it's the no talent Britney's, Paris Hilton's, Jessica Simpson's, etc. Miss Golden Globe happens to be for the daughters of celebs. It's always been that way. It didn't start with Rumer. Their kids get an advantage, just the way writers kids get an advantage because of who their parents are, children of singers, politicians, etc. If you all were in that situation, you'd do the same thing.

    69. Sarah *K* says – reply to this


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      Re: Dr. Mary

      Are you serious? Are you at all familiar with this website? Preach to another crowd "Dr. Mary" because your sympathetic words will do no good here. I say that with respect….

    70. blablabla says – reply to this


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      Clearly parents money and power talks. One can only hope she'll have had complete facial reconstructive surgery done in time (have to haul out the major tools to chisel down that chin!)

    71. nanaz says – reply to this


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      I'm definitely not watching the show now - who Demi blow to shove this tard onto the screen??? She's soooooooooooooo butt.

    72. tawny says – reply to this


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      Potattoe head is UGLY as Hell!!

    73. B says – reply to this


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      Why do people dislike Rumer?

    74. Oh No says – reply to this


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      Oh, I just don't get this. What, did they buy it for her? Oh this is just too sad and undeserved.

    75. Sin City says – reply to this


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      Bruce isn't gonna like this.

    76. funky munky says – reply to this


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      There is nothing wrong with the way she looks but why is she qualified for the job because of her parents' achievements?? That's like saying I'm qualified to remove someone's appendix because my father is a surgeon!!!! WTF??????????

    77. neondust says – reply to this


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      Demi's hot face on Bruce's gourd of a head. What a crime against nature.

    78. Sal says – reply to this


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      I think it sucks that u pick on a girl for her looks. Move on and leave the kid alone.

    79. Sal says – reply to this


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      It sucks that you make fun of her. What's wrong with being different. Perez, you are certainly different looking. Embrace it!!

    80. jammijam says – reply to this


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      She looks like a Modigliani painting!!

    81. combjockey says – reply to this


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      Ms Potato Head better start waxing now……

    82. Allison says – reply to this


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      The poor girl really isn't pretty. She looks like her Mom with the built of her Dad but something went HORRIBLY wrong.

    83. Nepo Tizzim says – reply to this


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      In my next life I want to be Mickey Mouse :D

    84. Poor Girl says – reply to this


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      Poor thing…she is so homely. can't mom buy her some work?

    85. mjg says – reply to this


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      omg i thought that was adam brody

    86. Gwen says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is Miss Golden Globe? Sounds like a really bad porno.

    87. phil mccraken says – reply to this


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      Just how BIG is ??her?? pillow?

    88. Lippy says – reply to this


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      Mommy and Daddy must have paid good money for that title. Maybe it's her Christmas present.

    89. Lenny says – reply to this


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      I saw Demi naked and she had nice tits and a huge bush when she was young, well Rumer besides your face let's take look at that naked body!!!

    90. Christie says – reply to this


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      This girl is the ugliest thing I've EVER seen in hollywood, Hollywood is for BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE…SHE'S NOT ONE OF THEM….What happened, her mum is pretty & her dad was alright in his day… and they made THAT!!!! I'd be dissapointed if i were her parents…WHAT WENT WRONG?!!!

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    92. Yuck says – reply to this


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      This is pathetic. She is a really unattractive girl and her parents should be encouraging her to go do whatever her pea brain will allow her to do other than forcing that face on the public. It's not like we have to be nice because she is disabled-which we would be. She is just plain ugly and would never be looked at twice in Hollywood- or on the serious stage either. She is unwatchable. She is actually the ugliest celeb kid I've ever seen. She may be "nice", but so what?

    93. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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      That pic reminds me of the pilot episode of Star Trek.

    94. Ajosina says – reply to this


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      Re: Greg – I do agree with you for 100%. I've never seen so many uninteresting faces as of late. I'm Dutch and I've asked a few days ago on very popular US board: "Is there a secret place somewhere in the US were they fabricate all these same looking girls and women?" I do wonder what the people does look like who finds Rumer 'ugly'. Hmm…. So go Rumer! Show that 'ugly' can be beautiful and give people their senses back. And bravo for you Greg!

    95. Cherry says – reply to this


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      Re: Natasha – ROTFLMAO

    96. Ajosina says – reply to this


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      Again: bravo Dr. Mary as well. My god I believe all this bashing on celebs is a desperate need for people with no life or self confidence! I feel sorry for them!

    97. amanda says – reply to this


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      wtf. last year was jack Nicholson's daughter right? and she was gorgeous!
      but rumer, ehhh i liked the golden globes but now i cant watch. dont let her fuck up the oscars!

    98. Terren says – reply to this


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      STOP PRINTING HER FUGLY PHOTO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      SHE IS NO ONE

    99. jdubbs says – reply to this


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      can we please stop talking about her? shes got nothing going for her other than the fact that ashton kutcher is her stepfather. if we stop, then maybe shell go back to being a nobody again.

    100. horace says – reply to this


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      She looks like Bruce Willis, very masculine

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