This Is Not A Joke!

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The Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced on Wednesday that Rumer Willis will be Miss Golden Globe 2008.

Suck on that!

Yes, our favorite vegetable-headed wannabe will be the trophy girl at this year's Golden Globes, airing January 13th on NBC.

"We are delighted to have Rumer Willis join us to celebrate 'The 65 th Annual Golden Globe Awards,'" said Jorge Camara, head of the Hollywood Foreign Press, at the announcement. "Since both of her parents have enjoyed successful entertainment careers in the acting profession, she is doubly qualified to serve as Miss Golden Globe."

Bruce & Demi must be so proud! This is all they could have ever hoped for!

Miss Golden Globe is usually the celebuspawn of some well-known celebrity.

Previous Miss Golden Globes include Linda Evans, Melanie Griffith, Laura Dern and Joely Fisher.

CLICK HERE to see the full list of previous trophy girls!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

MISS AND/OR MR. GOLDEN GLOBE
1963 Eva Six (movies), Donna Douglas (television)
1964 Linda Evans
1971 Ann Archer
1972 Pamela Powell
1973 Kelley Miles
1974 Linda Meikle John
1975 Melanie Griffith
1976 Lisa Farringer
1977 Nicole Ericson
1978 Elizabeth Stack
1979 Stephanie Haymes
1980 Kim Karath
1981 Rosanne Katon
1982 Laura Dern
1983 Lori Leonelli & Rhonda Shear
1984 Anita Finch
1985 Lisabeth Shatner
1986 Calista Carradine
1987 Candace Savalas
1988 Gigi Garner
1989 Kyle Aletter
1990 Katharine Kramer
1991 Kaitlin Hopkins
1992 Joely Fisher
1993 Erin Hamilton
1994 Alex Martin
1995 John Clark Gable
1996 Jaime Nicole Dudney & Freddie Prinze Jr.
1997 Kehly Sloane
1998 Clementine Ford
1999 Tori Reid
2000 Liza Huber
2001 Katie Flynn
2002 Haley Giraldo
2003 Dominik Garcia-Lorido & A.J. Lamas
2004 Lily Costner
2005 Kathryn Eastwood
2006 Dakota Johnson
2007 Lorraine Nicholson

    Posted: Nov 14, 2007 at 2:50 pm / Email this  »

    146 comments to “This Is Not A Joke!”

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    1. yep says – reply to this


      101

      honestly, i think she is pretty and that perez is mean. but also, if i were her i WOULD get my chin fixed. i have a friend who had a similiar chin as rumer, and got her chin fixed and is so happy she did it.

    2. Jessi says – reply to this


      102

      I'm almost surprised that she agreed to do it. After all, she's so "famous" now, I would think that she thought it was beneath her. lol. (That's her own claim…)

    3. Are all gay men similar to Perez? says – reply to this


      103

      I don’t know any gay men personally. Can someone tell me if they’re all like Perez?
      I don’t know any gay men personally. Can someone tell me if they’re all like Perez?
      I don’t know any gay men personally. Can someone tell me if they’re all like Perez?
      I don’t know any gay men personally. Can someone tell me if they’re all like Perez?

    4. ben says – reply to this


      104

      she is one of the uglies people i have ever seen, her nose is soooooo flarred at the bottom nostrils, you can see her brain….her chin make 3 of mine also,.

    5. bmx says – reply to this


      105

      Re: Dr. Mary
      honestly dr mary, i can say that most people, myself included, look better than rumer tumor willis—jeez, it is not like she is Angelina Jolie or anything. I would honestly kill myself if i looked like rumer willis, that would suck major big time.

    6. cake says – reply to this


      106

      She is SO UGLY!!!! I can't believe she wants to be in the lime light with that potato head and horse teeth!

    7. You Suck says – reply to this


      107

      PEREZ! YOU ARE FAT AND YOU SUCK!
      PEREZ! YOU ARE FAT AND YOU SUCK!
      PEREZ! YOU ARE FAT AND YOU SUCK!
      PEREZ! YOU ARE FAT AND YOU SUCK!
      PEREZ! YOU ARE FAT AND YOU SUCK!
      PEREZ! YOU ARE FAT AND YOU SUCK!
      PEREZ! YOU ARE FAT AND YOU SUCK!
      PEREZ! YOU ARE FAT AND YOU SUCK!
      PEREZ! YOU ARE FAT AND YOU SUCK!
      YOU ARE A SAD, SAD WANNABE!!!!!!!

    8. betteboop says – reply to this


      108

      i hate to say it but———she is fugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    9. nunabiz says – reply to this


      109

      Re: sillyme – that is a silly comment. You are tired of people that are actually good looking. I am tired of the ugly ones, there is more of them. SHE IS GROSS

    10. Nette says – reply to this


      110

      She should stay away from hollywood. She doesn't fit the "look" so to speak. Just get a normal job.

    11. Babs says – reply to this


      111

      Re: Wow Neat Fun – #57 Very funny. Perez is losing whatever originality he might have had. Again, Rumer is actually very pretty, get over what ever wild hair you have up your ass Perez.

    12. pixie says – reply to this


      112

      AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Can't wait to see fugly in her fancy dress!!!

    13. Pat says – reply to this


      113

      Well, if I were her parent, I would be damn proud of her too. I mean, why not?

    14. Malicious says – reply to this


      114

      That is one HAIRlarious hairdo

    15. Adrian says – reply to this


      115

      Rumor is famous because…The upper part of her mothers body and the bottom part of her father…Pleaseeeeee

    16. EAT IT, Bitch! says – reply to this


      116

      FUGLY no-talent Bitch!
      She looks like Bruce Willis in drag for chrissake!!!

    17. LizzieHead says – reply to this


      117

      Wait, I coulda swore that Kate Hudson was Miss Golden Globe when she was younger???????

    18. COMPUTER SAYS NO says – reply to this


      118

      Perez, you see what happens when you don't listen to me? I told you to just let this girl be way back when…but you just wouldn't listen and insisted on doing all that bitching and hating on her, convinced that if you made fun of her enough, you could eventually destroy her self-image etc and be so proud of the fact that it was YOU ALONE who successfully shifted public opinion against her. You would have boasted that it was your influence which drove her to REHAB. Well, well, well… I GUESS THIS SNAKE HAS COME BACK AND REALLY REALLY BITTEN YOU ON THE ASS!!! Hahaha, because after labouring so hard to drive her into the dust, you're now actually PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE for upping her fame further! Believe me, this girl is truly laughing her ass off at how this has backfired on you…and I'm laughing along with her. POOR PEREZ!!! You're just not that big of a player yet that you can take on this POWERHOUSE-TO-BE.

    19. COMPUTER SAYS NO says – reply to this


      119

      And another thing people, no matter what you think of this girl, she'll always be better than you because she'll have more money than any of you can even dream of possessing. Who do you think will inherit her parent's wealth? Unless the mother, toy-boy, father decide to have other kids, she and her sisters will collectively get EVERYTHING, and she as the eldest will most def end up with the bulk of the estate. So remember, she may not be much to look at now…but you people will be singing a new song in a few years time when she comes into all that money and decides to get top-grade plastic surgery (think Ashley-from-fugly-to-better-looking-sis-Simpson). Oh yeah, she'll be beautiful then all right, and you guys will still be bitter losers. Justice is so sweet!

    20. stiffler's mom says – reply to this


      120

      Re: aerd
      you are magically mean.

    21. Carrot head says – reply to this


      121

      Do we have potato head on line aka Computer Say No…???
      Why doesnt potato head use mommy's plastic surgeon and get her potato head sorted once and for all…who cares if she has more money courtesy of her folks…i would rather have no money than a head like that

    22. nkechi says – reply to this


      122

      i dont think we should judge people by the way they look! come on y'all, are we still dreaming of world peace being possible? Even though we all love looking at Brad and Angelina because they are gorgeous, but most of hollywood people are plastic. Please lets not be mean to people because they dont look like we think stars should. What message are we teaching next generation? they are worthless if they are not classically pretty??? think about it

    23. brat says – reply to this


      123

      Demi did Jay Leno ….. do you see it? lol

    24. kily222 says – reply to this


      124

      so funy pics….It was said she just went to interracialsingleonline to enjoy an interracial dating with a black guy,and left many hot pics there,which cause many comments. OMG! is it true? May be i need to check it…

    25. free says – reply to this


      125

      Facewise, if Laura Dern can do it, so can Rumer. Maybe you need to be able to take it on the chin to become Miss Golden Globe;-)?

    26. free says – reply to this


      126

      2004 Lily Costner
      2005 Kathryn Eastwood
      2006 Dakota Johnson
      2007 Lorraine Nicholson
      Wait… aren't these all daughters of Hollywood players, In that case, who cares what you look like.

    27. kay says – reply to this


      127

      it's one thing to criticize people for things that they have the power to change: Britney being a f*&k up, various celebs and their addictions, you being fat, etc. but to criticize this poor girl for inheriting her daddy's fugly chin is just so heartless! She'd actually be a beauty if that chin was mommy's. But I guess there's still hope…maybe she'll go get plastic surgery to fit in to this perfectionist hollywood ideal of beauty…and then fucking die on the surgery table like Kanye's mom. I'm surprised that you haven't suggested that yet, Perez….ohhh, but then you'd be a hypocrite….and we all know you're definitely not a hypocrite

    28. pollyanna says – reply to this


      128

      Perez - have you taken a look in the mirror lately. Pretty scary I say.

    29. tburns says – reply to this


      129

      She looks like Beavis or is it Butthead?

    30. Pogue Mahone says – reply to this


      130

      Maybe she got the honor to boost her self-esteem a bit? Afterall, she can't be blind to all the cruel and hateful things people say about her appearance.Perhaps this is one way to show her that NOT everyone is so shallow and only care about looks? The world is cruel to the ugly, but every now and then a kind soul breaks thru the ridicule and torment and shows compassion.

    31. She'll never be anything but ugly! says – reply to this


      131

      Who the F*CK voted her ugly ass as Miss Golden Globe?…..I bet her mommy and daddy paid for it because of everyone teasing and commenting on how ugly this thing is. ugh!

    32. Sammy King says – reply to this


      132

      I was under the impression you were supposed to be hot. Or at least have Golden Globes. Well, at least she hasn't propagated as yet.

    33. kmath says – reply to this


      133

      Most of the people on here bashing her are uglier. They just don't have their pictures posted on this site. Too bad.

    34. ananubi says – reply to this


      134

      Byuck!

    35. snootyd says – reply to this


      135

      She looks like a horse. I'm done looking at her already.

    36. Eileen says – reply to this


      136

      God she is ugly!

    37. SJ says – reply to this


      137

      yuck!

    38. gill says – reply to this


      138

      eww
      the girl from this year was so pretty and they follow up with her???
      wtf?

    39. bethie says – reply to this


      139

      wow! how many people did her mom have to sleep with to get there.

    40. COMPUTER SAYS NO says – reply to this


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      Re: Carrot headYou're actually very very far off the mark on this one, but thank you for salvaging a very miserable day, courtesy of the laugh I got off of your comment. I stand by my comments, as I actually have a vested interest in the beautification of this, and other fugly girls in general. And Carrot Head, plastic surgery is nowadays actually a very common procedure…and in the majority of cases the outcome is very successful. Unfortunately, sometimes complications do happen but on the whole it will be a worthwhile investment. So please Carrot Head, don't be afraid to pool your meagre savings and venture a procedure which is right for you when the need arises. And if the surgery truly is beyond your budget, perhaps you may be better suited towards payment via installment plan.

    41. PATHETIC says – reply to this


      141

      DEAR RUMOR:

      MAYBE ONCE YOU REALIZE THAT THE ONLY-ONLY-ONLY- REASON ANYONE KNOWS YOU IS BECAUSE OF YOUR PARENTS, YOU'LL HIDE YOUR FAT UGLY FACE AND GO BACK INTO HIDING.

      I DON'T CONSIDER YOU FAMOUS…YOU'VE DONE NOTHING….YOU ARE SO DAMN UGLY THAT IT AMAZES ME YOU CAME FROM GOODLOOKING PARENTS.

      YOU ARE JUST LIKE BRANDON DAVIS' FAT BROTHER….GOOD FOR NOTHING, FAMOUS FOR NOTHING…OH YEAH…AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU…YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK

    42. lizzy borden says – reply to this


      142

      potatoes are not vegetables

    43. nasim muramad says – reply to this


      143

      wow- she looks cute

    44. Disgusted Aussie says – reply to this


      144

      I find it simply amazing that so many of you judge purely on looks whilst hiding behind your computer screens, what your lack of self confidence etc has to be inflicted on someone who won't even give you the time of day to respond to your dribble and trivial opinions of her, you think she is sitting at home crying over every little comment you post LMAO YEAH RIGHT! she already has the last laugh look who her parents are… not everyone is drop dead gorgeous or is the type you like, I personally don't find Brad Pitt the least bit appealing nor Angelina Jolie, to me beauty has always been what is inside a person as well. Rumer has had starring roles in movies and it is not always up to the parent what profession they choose, and from what I have read (again these vile gossip magazines and columns) I think Demi and Bruce have done a wonderful job raising all three of their girls after all you never hear of Rumer Willis being in trouble, underage in clubs, DUI's, drug possession, so people get off your little bandwagons and let this girl enjoy being a teenager in a complicated hollywood world where she has managed to overcome more than you already know at least she isn't having plastic surgery or is anorexic she is what we in Australia call NORMAL…

    45. leelee says – reply to this


      145

      ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, she does NOT look like Sigourney Weaver at ALL,,,,,,,,,,,,,Sigggy is classically beautiful, potato head is not. End of story.

    46. mml says – reply to this


      146

      who gave this little weird lookin bitch permission to rise!!?? let that person be sucker punched!!! she made a quote that she feels she is famous now!! oh really, by who!!??? mommy and daddy!!! her face and features are sooo odd i dont even know where to begin and end anymore…

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