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God Bless The Brits!

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We love the U.K.

Where else would little girls wanna grow up and look like this???

Skanktified!

Say hello to Jay Nichols. We know not much about her, but what is there to know? Not much!

It's all surface. And what a shiny surface it is.

In the U.K. they call Jay a "glamour" model. That's pretty talk for "cheap ho that shows her titties."

Heather Mills used to be a glamour model. And she's still a cheap ho!

Jay got a little carried away and let the girls hang out while partying in London on Wednesday night.

CLICK HERE if you wanna see her uncensored orange boobies!

[Image by Kidane via Matrix Photos.]

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    Posted: Nov 15, 2007 at 1:27 pm / Email this  »
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    1. one says – reply to this


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      #1

    2. Rachel says – reply to this


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      First!

    3. T T says – reply to this


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      CHEAP

    4. josh hilton says – reply to this


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      damnnnnnnnn orange boobies

    5. sjnsj says – reply to this


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      Is that a plastic barbie?

    6. aruba says – reply to this


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      i would not hit that

    7. polly says – reply to this


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      OMG, why the hell is she soooo orange?? And why is her nipple such a weirdass shape???

    8. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Her nipples are jacked.

    9. MIchelle says – reply to this


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      eeewwww is she really that orange all the time??

    10. puck says – reply to this


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      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

    11. Christy says – reply to this


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      Gross

    12. k says – reply to this


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      wats with the british hos like this girl and jordan being so fuking orange?…. its gross!

    13. jennifer says – reply to this


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      damn that gurl is orange!

    14. jen says – reply to this


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      what in the hell is wrong with her boobs??!?!?!?

    15. amanda says – reply to this


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      I WISH TO HAVE BOOBS LIKE HER LOL

    16. Lola says – reply to this


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      FIRST BEE-OTCH!

    17. Kit says – reply to this


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      Are you sure that's a woman!?!? Looks like a trannie

    18. Cousin Eddy says – reply to this


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      And to think, I thought at first glance this was Katie Price. Big-boobed, blonde, and Brit. I think we see who she is modeling herself after…

    19. april says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwwww! first

    20. j says – reply to this


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      bitch looks like a tranny

    21. doggie balls says – reply to this


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      Now…that is an OVER RIPE monkey cunt!

    22. Big Mike says – reply to this


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      they look like pumpkins

    23. BSU Momma says – reply to this


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      First!!!

      Man, those are orange!

    24. Melanie says – reply to this


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      I am a Brit and even I don't know who she is

    25. Poop says – reply to this


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      Is that a dude?

    26. alize says – reply to this


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      Orange blossom :)

    27. t says – reply to this


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      Haha They look like oranges

    28. laura says – reply to this


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      doesnt resemble a human too much but nice orange boobies nonetheless

    29. jo says – reply to this


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      nice rack.
      FIRST

    30. Ash says – reply to this


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      EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

    31. paul says – reply to this


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      beautiful

    32. a says – reply to this


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      woooooooooohooooooooooooooo

    33. ☆CoolPapa☆ says – reply to this


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      Mmm…orange titties

    34. nick the greek says – reply to this


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      She is beautiful

    35. face says – reply to this


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      awesome

    36. em says – reply to this


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      sperated at birth paris hilton and Jay Nichols

    37. Zia says – reply to this


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      Gross!

    38. bizzz says – reply to this


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      ORANGE!!!!!

    39. Cat says – reply to this


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      fake and bake

    40. JaimeLou says – reply to this


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      Well now, that sure is a different site…

    41. ☆CoolPapa☆ says – reply to this


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      Think of how orange that sweet pussy must be!! Those tits are just a shade smaller that Perez's!!

    42. perez's Bitch says – reply to this


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      Nice Rack!

    43. j'adore perez says – reply to this


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      ughhh… she needs to go back to the jungle and find her tarzan

    44. dani says – reply to this


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      Im from england..and ive never even heard of this ugly fug..its all bloody plastic though,, how can all that be attractive..EWWWWWW!
      Jordan isnt even hot either..i dont get it at all..theyre all fucking fake !!!

    45. angela says – reply to this


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      The boobs look confused.

    46. Truth Teller says – reply to this


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      That's a man, baby!!!!

    47. Those look good!! says – reply to this


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      I like those…They look alot better then you flat chested ho's..haha

    48. flotsam says – reply to this


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      that's a man

    49. TOPANGA says – reply to this


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      ROCK OUT WITH YOUR TITS OUT!…… I have the sudden urge to eat an orange

    50. yoyoma says – reply to this


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      SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A WANNABE JORDAN!

    51. WTF is up with the Brits? says – reply to this


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      First Wino and now this orange bitch ho tramp? Then there's Pete 'druggie' Doherty and the Joss Stone person (whoever the fuck she is). I used to really admire and respect the Brits, but from the way Perez presents it, it's one trashy ass has-been country. Perez is not your friend people! And to think that I once considered traveling to the U.K. this year. Wow.

    52. Alice says – reply to this


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      Forget her boobs, what is up with her fucking face? Drag queen?

    53. RichiePooDeLauderdale says – reply to this


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      Ewwww…she looks like a tranny! Is she real, or is she Memorex?

    54. fb says – reply to this


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      please england stop rasing hookers it doesn't help your image and we are tired with all those english sluts

    55. aggrohurpe says – reply to this


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      forget about the tits, what the hell is wrong with her face?

    56. kitteh says – reply to this


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      No effing way she's only 32 years old.
      That face is at least 45.

    57. FBI says – reply to this


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      please england stop rasing hookers it doesn't help your image and we are tired with all those english sluts

    58. Tee says – reply to this


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      That is old!

    59. FBI says – reply to this


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      please england stop raising hookers it doesn't help your image and we are tired with all those english sluts

    60. Evan says – reply to this


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      I'm just kidding people. I actually fantasize daily about having a hung black stud, like Seal, do my bunghole. But they keep rejecting me, telling me I'm a fugly smalled-dicked loser. That's why I became a Republican. If I can't have the black dick, no one can :)

    61. ida says – reply to this


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      i watched this program once when she paid to get into this premiere in london, and paid a guy to be her chauffer, but when she got there, none of the paparazzi knew her name…she was wearing an all in one 'fishnet stocking thing'. how embarassing. girl will do anything to be famous…….

    62. Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this


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      She looks fake, sad and tired. I hope the money makes up for being a discolored shell of a person…

    63. DDs says – reply to this


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      Man, those are so orange! They look like orang utan boobies. And anyone can get them… for a price. No wonder she doesn't mind showing them, they aren't even hers!

    64. kyla says – reply to this


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      they're like pumpkins…just more tacky

    65. booya says – reply to this


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      HOT! On fire.

    66. Token Brit Girl says – reply to this


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      I assure you all, not all Brits are skanks and crack addicts. There are places other than London in the UK and you're all welcome to visit! (If your currency can handle it).

      Her boobs are more orange than her face - hopefully there'll be a backlash where pale skin is in for white girls.

    67. Poor dude says – reply to this


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      Re: Evan – Lose some weight and move out of your trailer park Evan, and maybe you can then find a black guy to fuck you. Keep hope alive!

    68. Annika says – reply to this


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      Can I say I'm from the UK and have never heard of her in my life! She probably only features in the trashy newspapers, the ones you obviously read Perez!

    69. Ellie_UK says – reply to this


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      Re: WTF is up with the Brits? – What a pathetic comment. As if a handful of d list celebs is what represents the UK. Grow up. Perez is highlighting the idiots because they are newsworthy and generate comments! It's like saying the US isn't worth going to because it's full of Britney/Lohan trailer trash, which it isn't!

    70. so ignorant says – reply to this


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      Re: Evan –

      stop giving republicans a bad name you idiot

    71. Ange says – reply to this


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      I'm British and have never heard of her. Who the fuck is she and why oh why would she want to be THAT color?

    72. Presley says – reply to this


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      I would say "cover your tits up dumb tranny hooker" instead of "God Bless" but to each their own.

    73. LU says – reply to this


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      They're gross.

    74. nadia says – reply to this


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      I think she is a little overtan

    75. Ali says – reply to this


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      Her nipples are in the wrong place…

    76. Gypsy says – reply to this


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      You can clearly see the outline of her implants. Yuck. They look like they would be really hard. Also, her nipples are way too high to be natural. Not to mention the pumkin orange color she is slathered in.

      How old is that hag?

    77. jpee says – reply to this


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      i'd like to suckle on those nipples

    78. Kaitlyn says – reply to this


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      They have REALLY low standards over there. I know. I lived there.

    79. Jen says – reply to this


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      I'm from the UK and pretty much know my who's who of celebrities, but I have never seen or heard of this woman before in my life.

    80. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      "ORANGE ya glad to see me!"

    81. mel says – reply to this


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      She looks like J.K. Rollings!! ha ha ha

    82. effin botanicals says – reply to this


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      beauti-ous

    83. vandoll says – reply to this


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      PEREZ sweetie..even us Brits don't know who the fuck she is!!!! she is a orange crack hoe and that only. You're wasting your money paying for pics of non celebs!

    84. firecrotch says – reply to this


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      pumpkin tits

    85. kelly says – reply to this


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      Re: k – id say there are more skanky orange hoes in the USA

      DARLING YOU CLEARLY CANT AFFORD TO COME TO ENGLAND AND CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF

    86. Connie says – reply to this


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      that is so gross

    87. MS WONDERLAND says – reply to this


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      boobs the size of basketballs with nipples the size of a dime? gross.

    88. LOLA says – reply to this


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      IT'S A MAN, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    89. JOKER says – reply to this


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      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW SAGGIN WRINKLED WEATHERED BOOBS!!!!

    90. Chip says – reply to this


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      PEREZ…WTH STOP PROMOTING GRANNIES GONE WILD!! girlfriend needs to get A REFUND ON THAT BOOB JOB and the Doctor needs to have his License taken away.if he has one..lol

    91. PhilMcCrackin says – reply to this


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      Is that Jordan's long lost sister???

    92. m.k. says – reply to this


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      …that might be paris hilton in 20 years..or less

    93. Rugmuncher says – reply to this


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      Yum, motor boat those puppies then I'm all over that pussy, slurp

    94. Vanessa L says – reply to this


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      There is no way this is a chick. I'm calling tranny til I see some vajayjay. No way.

    95. margie says – reply to this


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      firstly she's orange! secondly, why implants? i don't understand why, how, a medical devise like a implant is considered sexy! hers are so obvious i bet we could read the serial number if we tried. euuyyhhh, that orangeness is alwful! please perez, tell these deranged ppl to stop the orangenesses!

    96. BE GLAD YOU'RE WHITE AND STOP TRYING TO BE COLORED says – reply to this


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      WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SO ORANGE BUT HER HANDS ARE SO WHITE?

    97. Erin says – reply to this


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      eww those are just Nasty! She looks dead in the face too ..as Tyra would say remember your face! lol

    98. Soira says – reply to this


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      Is that Paris visiting us from the future?

    99. clare says – reply to this


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      Perez I'm ENGLISH enough with the Brits but anyway I know my celebs and I have never even heard of this woman before so don't waste my time lol love u!

    100. me says – reply to this


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      LIKE THE MANY OTHER BRITISH PEOPLE THATS COMMENTED - I HAVE NEVER HEARD OR SEEN THIS WOMAN - SHE NEVER APPEARS IN THE GOSSIP MAGAZINES - SHE CERTAINLY ISN'T KNOWN SO WHAT SOURCES OF YOURS INFORMS YOU SHE'S BRITISH B/C GOING BY THE COMMENTS NOBODY HERE IN THE U.K HAS ACTUALLY EVER HEARD OF HER.

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