God Bless The Brits!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Oops!

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We love the U.K.

Where else would little girls wanna grow up and look like this???

Skanktified!

Say hello to Jay Nichols. We know not much about her, but what is there to know? Not much!

It's all surface. And what a shiny surface it is.

In the U.K. they call Jay a "glamour" model. That's pretty talk for "cheap ho that shows her titties."

Heather Mills used to be a glamour model. And she's still a cheap ho!

Jay got a little carried away and let the girls hang out while partying in London on Wednesday night.

CLICK HERE if you wanna see her uncensored orange boobies!

[Image by Kidane via Matrix Photos.]

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    Posted: Nov 15, 2007 at 1:27 pm / Email this  »

    239 comments to “God Bless The Brits!”

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    1. lala says – reply to this


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      Can someone please tell me where all these orange people come from and should we call them a special name like Orange-Americans or Orangsians?

    2. oopsy says – reply to this


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      My god someone left the female looking person in the toaster oven too long and she burned god help us all!

    3. jess says – reply to this


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      um… i think thats man

    4. jess says – reply to this


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      um… i think thats man

    5. RussB says – reply to this


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      Dude looks like a lady

    6. chris says – reply to this


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      i think 'evan' needs to talk about pics and not his fucked opinions, no one cares

    7. bobbytomorow says – reply to this


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      Her face looks like an old leather glove but I'd suck those tities and never come up for air mmm….well and cuz look at her face i mean jesus christ

    8. DiZER says – reply to this


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      She looks like a perfect candidate for a Perez Seperated at Birth post with Tammy Faye.

    9. cl says – reply to this


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      Is she a boy …she sure looks like one with implants

    10. lou says – reply to this


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      Re: WTF is up with the Brits?
      lol, you can talk….what do you think the rest of the world think of the US!!

    11. Neepur says – reply to this


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      Tranilicious! Melanoma Mama.

    12. becca uk says – reply to this


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      im english and ive never ever heard of this woman

    13. missus says – reply to this


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      those boobies are gross

    14. Uk444 says – reply to this


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      I'm english and have NEVER EVER EVER heard of this woman!!

    15. Rosie says – reply to this


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      i'm a brit and have never heard of this woman. You sure she's not just some random?!

    16. UKGirlie says – reply to this


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      Re: Ugly British People

      Same reasons Americans are, I should think.

    17. zachsylar says – reply to this


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      she looks like paris hilton. i bet that's how paris will look and act like when she gets old. argh! the horror! paris is trying her best to look like victoria beckham. with the hair and all.. i'd choose posh over that crab anytime :)

    18. Olivia, England says – reply to this


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      Never heard of her! She's disgusting.

    19. TAYLOR ZO - ENGLAND says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU DO PICK SOME RANDOMERS! WE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO THIS IS!
      PEREZ YOU DO PICK SOME RANDOMERS! WE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO THIS IS!
      PEREZ YOU DO PICK SOME RANDOMERS! WE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO THIS IS!
      PEREZ YOU DO PICK SOME RANDOMERS! WE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO THIS IS!
      PEREZ YOU DO PICK SOME RANDOMERS! WE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO THIS IS!
      PEREZ YOU DO PICK SOME RANDOMERS! WE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO THIS IS!
      PEREZ YOU DO PICK SOME RANDOMERS! WE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO THIS IS!
      PEREZ YOU DO PICK SOME RANDOMERS! WE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO THIS IS!
      PEREZ YOU DO PICK SOME RANDOMERS! WE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO THIS IS!
      PEREZ YOU DO PICK SOME RANDOMERS! WE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO THIS IS!
      PEREZ YOU DO PICK SOME RANDOMERS! WE DONT HAVE A CLUE WHO THIS IS!

    20. anonymous says – reply to this


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      who would want to look like that?..american girls, they are ridiculous with the surgery and tanning..ick

    21. Taylor Zo - england says – reply to this


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      SHES FROM AMERICA!

      IN ENGLAND NONE OF US HAVE EVEN HEARD OR SEEN THIS "THING" BEFORE

    22. hideous says – reply to this


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      HOLY SHIT SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIDEOUSLY UGLY…… FUCK, I CANT EVEN LOOK AT THAT SHIT……

    23. Sophie L says – reply to this


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      I would just like to say for the recored that not all us Brits are as tackey as Heather Mills or Jay Nichols as Perez has seemed to have made out!

    24. Anna says – reply to this


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      She looks like Dr. Quinn!

    25. SAUL RODRIGUEZ says – reply to this


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      NICE…GIMME MILK

    26. aimi robinson? jay nichols says – reply to this


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      Thanks for all your lovely comments about me……im sooooooooo glad im worth talking about…oh my god i do look orange…..bad photo!! lol

      Really dont care what you think it was my birthday.. had a fab night…carry on slagging me off …i love it !!! you people have far to much time on your hands ….he he ..big x mmwwwahhh xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    27. jay nichols says – reply to this


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      hey lovely people…..its jay nichols…thanks for all your nasty comments….love it….oh my god i do look orange…lol…bad photo well it was 4am in the morning….really dont care what you think it was my birthday and i had a fab night…..cant believe you can be bothered to leave comments about me…..you people really need to get out more..he he….never mind…..at least it seems im worth talking about……..big x mmwwahh

    28. Jesse says – reply to this


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      Eww. I've never understood why we call them 'Glamour' Models! She looks scarily old too!

    29. honi chick says – reply to this


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      i'd suck and bite her nipples while fingering her pussy. mmmm i want to taste her pussy juice

    30. Lee says – reply to this


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      That's hawt

    31. me says – reply to this


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      Hey perez! thats a harsh comment, uk girls certainley do NOT want to grow up lookin like who ever the fuck that is, im British and ive never even see/heard of the ho' so what u doin putting a z-lister like that on your page? waste of time if u ask me. x

    32. Angela says – reply to this


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      Watch Alicia Keys perform her new hit single "No One" on Last Cast with Carson Daly, Monday November 19th on NBC!!!!!!!!!!!

    33. D says – reply to this


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      That's a man Perez!!!!!!

    34. Amanda says – reply to this


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      Where do I get one of those leopard headbands?

    35. Wilma says – reply to this


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      She nastty…

    36. Lola says – reply to this


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      I can't believe this is considered attractive by anybody.

    37. REZ says – reply to this


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      I'm from the UK and I don't even know who this zero is. She is a nobody. Gorgeous? Oh, please… just a hoor. Don't bother putting these kind of irrelevant cunts on your site if you're supposed to be any good.

    38. Caren says – reply to this


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      She's orange all over and too old to be wearing that ugly , "Jane in the Jungle" outfit. Who's he guy? A trick?

    39. david dowden says – reply to this


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      it looks like two plastic oranges held down by a string

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