Lies! Lies! Lies!
Though we all know that The Hills is mostly fake and a little bit of truth, Lauren Conrad wants us to believe that the show is really "reality."
She tells Us Weekly:
"There have been some rumors in the press about The Hills being fake. Many of you have been asking me if the rumors are true. There are false rumors every week about me and I can’t address every rumor out there, but I feel like this was important for me to respond to. The show is not fake and this is really my life."
Does she expect us to be naive enough to actually believe her????
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first!!!
kind of like america REALLY chose the next american idol…
THE SHOW IS REAL!
THE SHOW IS REAL!
THE SHOW IS REAL!
THE SHOW IS REAL!
it must be real. i trust in everyway that the show is real. it has to be. i have planned out my whole life based on this show being real.
Please be real
please be real
THE SHOW IS A FAKE
oh my god. what should i do. it might not be real. should i be angry or mad. oh my god. its not real. what the fuck. those basards.
THOSE BASTARDS!
She is a perfect politician…technically - whether the show is fact or fictional, it IS her life…she is on the show — just as any actress would say their show is their life. Secondly saying "it is not fake" - well, she did not say it is not scripted…she did not say it is not re-enacted…she just said it is not fake…
nice dress beef curtains
Oh no!… I'm not Mariah Carey the singer! I'm just plain ol' Mariah!
It may be her life, but she forgot to mention how MTV for SURE re-enacts scenes and exaggerates what really happened. Some parts ARE scripted! This bitch can't deny that!
I guess she thinks we are all as stupid as she is.
Lauren is beautiful! Heidi is a piece of doogie doo doo…
i didnt know they actually claim its real. stupid, stupid, stupid…
second!
first!!!!!!!!!!
duuuuumb!
I love it anways…who cares?
first!
What a dumb bitch
yeah she must be really naive - this is as fake as britneys hair, or salmas breasts. come on no one really believes that thats her life.
dirty liar
i wish they'd show more whitney! she's the only normal one!
TEAM WHITNEY "like fer sure"
first?
Why the hell is everyone in this race to get the comment first? Lol thats dumb. Anyways, yes, she does expect us to believe her. Besides, thats what she gets paid to say. That show is boring as hell anyways. Id rather watch A shot at love with Tila Tequila! Even if that show is fake, at least its entertaining as hell!
First?
YAWN!
she wants people to believe that she really does just sit around drinking lattes all day?
its totally fake. perez's example a while ago with the red nail polish! beef curtains LIES!
Love LC
lauren conrad is the fugliest whore this planet has ever seen. tell that celebrity wannabe to go back to where she came from, snorting coke in laguna beach, where the rest of us wont be able to see her
whatevs. any publicity is good publicity. maybe she's not completely stupid after all.
team lauren!
PUTAFACE PEREZ
ok the first bullshit is really unecessary. are you that bored that you have to be so excited to be the first to comment. anyhooo the show real or not is addicting and i loooverz it! lauren is fierce, heidi has big chicklet teeth, spencer looks like a cartoon, and audrina needs to eat a sandwich or two. other than that the shows fantastic and you can say it's not real but you love it enough to care if it is or isn't! and perez you are the effin shizzzzz!!!!
fuck this stupid show. Why do all the celebrity websites follow these bitches?
Penis. X) lol
I love the hille, but I think its fake
SUCK IT!!
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fake! fake! fake
…. though it is super addictive
The Hills is fake. I doubt Audrina lives with her. They don't seem too close.
LEAVE LAUREN ALONE…..
AT LEAST SHE WORKS…..
AMERICA LOVES LAUREN…. AT LEAST SHE'S A DOWN TO EARTH GENUINE FRIEND, UNLIKE THE BACK STABBING DESPERATE HEIDE
LEAVE LAUREN ALONE…..
AT LEAST SHE WORKS…..
AMERICA LOVES LAUREN…. AT LEAST SHE'S A DOWN TO EARTH GENUINE FRIEND, UNLIKE THE BACK STABBING DESPERATE HEIDE
perez why the hell do you care so much if its real or fake? you stil lwatch it dont you? you big fat shit face. TEAM LAUREN!!!!!! no matter how much you hate on the show, its still one of the biggest tv shows on mtv and on cable as a matter of fact. so just shut your face and go shove your dick into heidi's mouth since you obviously love her. asshole
WELL MILLIONS OF YOU WERE "NAIVE ENOUGH" TO BELIEVE IT UP UNTIL A FEW WEEKS AGO
LOOOOOL.
ANYONE WHO WATCHES OR CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT IN ANY WAY IS A TOTAL LOSER.
Please stop the lies biatch!!! She probably had to rehearse that statement before she said it…She's just a poor wooden little girl on strings with a nose that grows!!!
FIRST . that was specially for all those annoying ppeople that compain and whine labout people who say first on a blog. GET A LIFE
God L, give it up! Go and f*ck a goat or someting. Maby that will take you down to earth
The show is fake! Lauren's beef curtains are real.
The show is fake! Lauren's beef curtains are real.
The show is fake! Lauren's beef curtains are real.
The show is fake! Lauren's beef curtains are real.
she's a class act. seriously, it's her show which she makes income off of - people are going to continue to watch it whether it's real or fake obviously she's going to defend the fact that it's "reality". the people that are dumb are the ones who don't think about what the magic of the editing room and producers can do to make it look like reality.
Bet you anything she only put this comment out because Heidi is telling Blender magazine that she loves when she's not taping because she doesn't have to pretend to be a dumb slut….Riiiiiggghhht…Just because her and Spencer created characters doesn't mean everyone else is pretending to be something they aren't.
I think the people's attitudes in general are real but the situations are definitely fixed.
Brody is the hottest/realest thing on that show
Can someone please tell what storylines are fake??????
Please tell me the Heidi vs. Lauren feud is real. Please tell me that Spencer really is a smarmy doucebag and that he doesn't just play one on television…..
Notice that Spencer's shots always show him on his computer - that's cuz he's suring Perez to read what we're all writing about him. HI SPENCER!!!!
Can someone please tell what storylines are fake??????
Please tell me the Heidi vs. Lauren feud is real. Please tell me that Spencer really is a smarmy doucebag and that he doesn't just play one on television…..
Notice that Spencer's shots always show him on his computer - that's cuz he's surfing Perez to read what we're all writing about him. HI SPENCER!!!!
the show is about as real as heidis breasts.
WHO CARES>>>SHE IS FAT AND UGLY AND SHE HAS BEEEEEFFFFF CURTAINS!!! GROSS! PLUS SHE AND AUDRINA ARE THE MOST DESPERATE CHICKS OUT THERE> SERIOUSLY!!DID SHE REALLY THINK SHE HAD A CHANCE WITH BRODY!!!GET REAL!WHO CARES>>>SHE IS FAT AND UGLY AND SHE HAS BEEEEEFFFFF CURTAINS!!! GROSS! PLUS SHE AND AUDRINA ARE THE MOST DESPERATE CHICKS OUT THERE> SERIOUSLY!!DID SHE REALLY THINK SHE HAD A CHANCE WITH BRODY!!!GET REAL!WHO CARES>>>SHE IS FAT AND UGLY AND SHE HAS BEEEEEFFFFF CURTAINS!!! GROSS! PLUS SHE AND AUDRINA ARE THE MOST DESPERATE CHICKS OUT THERE> SERIOUSLY!!DID SHE REALLY THINK SHE HAD A CHANCE WITH BRODY!!!GET REAL!WHO CARES>>>SHE IS FAT AND UGLY AND SHE HAS BEEEEEFFFFF CURTAINS!!! GROSS! PLUS SHE AND AUDRINA ARE THE MOST DESPERATE CHICKS OUT THERE> SERIOUSLY!!DID SHE REALLY THINK SHE HAD A CHANCE WITH BRODY!!!GET REAL!WHO CARES>>>SHE IS FAT AND UGLY AND SHE HAS BEEEEEFFFFF CURTAINS!!! GROSS! PLUS SHE AND AUDRINA ARE THE MOST DESPERATE CHICKS OUT THERE> SERIOUSLY!!DID SHE REALLY THINK SHE HAD A CHANCE WITH BRODY!!!GET REAL!WHO CARES>>>SHE IS FAT AND UGLY AND SHE HAS BEEEEEFFFFF CURTAINS!!! GROSS! PLUS SHE AND AUDRINA ARE THE MOST DESPERATE CHICKS OUT THERE> SERIOUSLY!!DID SHE REALLY THINK SHE HAD A CHANCE WITH BRODY!!!GET REAL!
umm I was at the grove in a store where they happened to be filming and they had to have a "take two" TAKE TWO of reality tv…right.
That is such an awkward picture of her. It makes my neck hurt - she looks hunched…
[b]clearly, it's fake.
if you compare this season to one of the episodes in the first season, it's the funniest thing ever, it seems so much more REAL. they walk around in pajamas in their appartment, and not everyone is completely perfect. in this season, they're always perfectly done up & their appartment is always clean. it's retarded. even wannabe celebrities aren't that perfect.
if it was reality television, don't you think the people would actually SEEM remotely human?[/b]
I think it's so stupid that you want to make fun of a beautiful, hard working young woman like Lauren Conrad. She's out there working and going to school AND putting it all out there for everyone to see on tv. She has no control over how MTV edits and what they choose to show! It's rediculous that you criticize Lauren's body but you praise someone like Beth Ditto( who, by the way, I've only heard of on this site…I believe we can place her of the "E" list of celebrities) who is absurdly obese!! Stop talking so much crap on Lauren!
notice how she said it's really MY life.
Her segments may be real, or at least have some semblance of reality, whereas Heidi and Spencer's segments are all totally bogus.
Fake is the new Really My Life.
dude if you CANT tell that the show is fake your a fucking retard. NO ONE talks the way those bitches talk on that show, it sounds soooooo scripted.. real life doesnt happen like that.
Honestly, I hate LC!
She is a stuck up bitch..did you guys watch Mondays episode?
She is such a snob to Whitney!! Who does she think she is? I think she is a bitch..all the girls should stop kissing her ass..Its getting old!
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OK LO IF YOU WANT TO LIE TO YOUR SELF. IT'S SAD THAT PEOPLE HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS YOUR REAL LIFE. SUCK TO BE YOU. SUCK TO BE SUCH A BRAT WITH NO FEELING AND BEEIN WHITNEYS BICH AT YOUR JOB. ALLWAY IN THE BACK GROUND DOING I DONT KNOW WHAT AT YOUR JOB. OH I REMEMBER TALKING SHIT ABOUT HEIDI IS YOUR REAL JOB. MAKING SUR SHE DONT GET NEW FRIEND IS YOUR JOB I FORGOT. YOU TELLING HER SHE IS A BAD PERSON WHEN SHE IS THE TRYING TO SAVE THE RELASION CHIP IN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW IS YOUR JOB. SUCH A LOOOOOOOOOSER LO GET A LIFE. YOU HAVE NO ONE. YOU DONT LIKE SPENCER, BUT YOU WANNA BE AROUND SPENCER FRINEDS. SO TELL ME SOMETING IF BRODY AND SPENCER WERE STILL FRIEND WOULD YOU STILL BE AROUND IS DICK AND THEN YOU WOUL BE FRIEND WITH HEIDI SAYING HEY I CANT IGNOR THE GIRL SINCE YOU ARE WITH SPENCER BEST FRIEND. WHAT EVER THE SHOW BETTER BE FAKE FOR YOU CAUS YOUR THE BICH OF THE SHOW LOW CLASS WANNA BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION AT ALL TIME.
why is this bitch even on this site? she has become so fucking annoying. her and heidi should pull a thelma and louise and both ride off a cliff.
damm that is one fat slob if I ever saw one. Where is the sex tape?
Stop making fun of Lauren Perez!!!! She is the best!!! She is more real than any of the others out there!!!
Those bitches(the guys included) on that show wouldn't know reality if it jumped up and bit them in the ass. As for "THE SHOW IS REAL" do the voices in your tiny head tell you that?
PEZIE -THE PIC IS HILARIOUS!!!
LOOKIE LIKE THE BETTY MADE A CACKIE DOODIE IN HER PANTIES!!!
LOLOLOLOL
Perez i love you, but all your shittalking about lauren sucks. just because she wont kiss your ass like everyone else you shouldnt be bitter about it. reality tv is what it is. is anything real these days? whatevr. its ok i still love you! lol i contradict myself
I mean come on beefcurtains… do you think everyone is that stupid to think the show is real? What a dope! ITS FAKE SHIT!!! MTV STYLE… more crap TV about richy spoiled rotten California brats… hate this show it's ridiculous.
in my "real life" I don't get a second take
next thing you are going to tell me is that desperate housewives is fake..
"Does she expect us to be naive enough to actually believe her????"
well, sure. Why not? I'm sure her life sucks either way.
I'm noticing a mustache on Lauren lately. Has she always had that? Lauren's new name - Mushtache.
this show is such a fake. I mean seriously, think about it. I no right? so FAKE.
this show is such a fake. I mean seriously, think about it. I no right? so FAKE.
"There are false rumors every week about me"
Sorry babe you're not that special! Why is this chick so full of herself?
Screw her show!!!! We want to see sex, drugs, and rock n roll!!! Real cat fights. Not ritch bitches eating dinner. I'am over it!!!!!
hahaha oh god, this girl is stupid! cant believe she said that the show was "real"….. enough about her… So last night… Brody Jenner was in Vancouver and came to Cellis and i just wanted to say .. What a Douche bag! honestly…. biggest loser everrrrrrrr
as a fan of this fictality show, i find this quote to be very insulting
Perez,
Let's be honest. Your posts about Lauren and Heidi are biased. Because you are friends with the latter blonde bimbo. And further more, you were one of those dispicable people who helped spread those lies about Lauren. And now, you look like a moron, because tapes never surfaced and your plot with Spencer is apparent.
You are a classless low life idiot. Pretty simple. Sadly no better than tabloid trash.
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THE SHOW IS BS AND IT IS FAKE SO SHE SHOULD JUST SHUT UP CUZ ITS FAKE AND STAGED NOBODY BELEIVES U
Stupid cunt! It's "their" not there.
The Hills is NOT real. If you have TIVO then you know what I'm taking about. You can easily catch different things in scenes, hence TIVO and the 'pause' button! At the beginning of LAGUNA BEACH, there was always a disclaimer stating the events and drama in the show was actual and real. They do not have disclaimer on The Hills. We just assume the show is real. I'm not hating on The Hills, its on my TIVO recorded list. I just enjoy finding the changes they do. (Nail polish changes, hair changes, outfit differences..did anyone notice the time on the IM message when Heidi send Lauren the message? Lauren supposedly just came into work, but if you take a look at the time on the IM message, it's 5something in the afternoon!
The Hills is NOT real. If you have TIVO then you know what I'm taking about. You can easily catch different things in scenes, hence TIVO and the 'pause' button! At the beginning of LAGUNA BEACH, there was always a disclaimer stating the events and drama in the show was actual and real. They do not have disclaimer on The Hills. We just assume the show is real. I'm not hating on The Hills, its on my TIVO recorded list. I just enjoy finding the changes they do. (Nail polish changes, hair changes, outfit differences..did anyone notice the time on the IM message when Heidi send Lauren the message? Lauren supposedly just came into work, but if you take a look at the time on the IM message, it's 5something in the afternoon!
A lot of people were saying after the last episode when heidi confronts lauren that it was fake because lauren had said " i want to forgive and forget.. I want to forgive you and i want to forget you" they said that it sounded really rehersed,but when you get in an arguement with someone, you plan in your head what you would say if you ever ran into them. It had almost been a year since Heidi and Lauren had last talked, so she had a year to plan out what she would say to her. She probably ran that through her head a lot!
I think that the show is real… but they edit it a lot to make it seem like all this drama happens in one day.. (ie AAN85 stated "Nail polish changes, hair changes, outfit differences..did anyone notice the time on the IM message when Heidi send Lauren the message? Lauren supposedly just came into work, but if you take a look at the time on the IM message, it’s 5something in the afternoon! "
A lot of people were saying after the last episode when heidi confronts lauren that it was fake because lauren had said " i want to forgive and forget.. I want to forgive you and i want to forget you" they said that it sounded really rehersed,but when you get in an arguement with someone, you plan in your head what you would say if you ever ran into them. It had almost been a year since Heidi and Lauren had last talked, so she had a year to plan out what she would say to her. She probably ran that through her head a lot!
I think that the show is real… but they edit it a lot to make it seem like all this drama happens in one day.. (ie AAN85 stated "Nail polish changes, hair changes, outfit differences..did anyone notice the time on the IM message when Heidi send Lauren the message? Lauren supposedly just came into work, but if you take a look at the time on the IM message, it’s 5something in the afternoon! "
everyone knows all the reality shows on mtv are faake.. iif the cameras aren't rolling and they miss out on something biig they gotta re-enact iit… but ya gotta admit its still a good show
LC is Hot!!! If she has large labia that makes her even HOTTER!!!!!
this show is soo fucking fake
its unbelievable at first i did not see it
and now i do likt come on ladies geta life.
Lauren Conrad is the biggest FAKER on the show!
For some unexplained reason I have an OVERWHELMING urge to hit this ignorant cunt over the head with a FRYING PAN.
Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaseee do not say that Lauren is some sweet "down to earth girl". The girl lives in a million dollar mansion and comes from a very wealthy family and she is not ordinary in that aspect in any way!!!!!!!! It is just too bad that all that money could not buy her a freaking personality because she is as boring as ffuuucccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cant hold a conversation and always has that stupid stare look in her eyes like a wierdo.
Who is this junky slut again?
Fake and all but everybody watches it. Perez count me out, I will not read your blog again. You are getting paid to be on Team Heidi. You are the fake one here!!!!.
psh that's just obvious
of course it's all fake!
and i don't see why she is such a big deal what has she done that's so monumental??!!
BRODy iS HOTT!
BRODy iS HOTT!
DEFINITELY FAKE. my friend auditioned for the show!
It's hard to say the show is real when the people on it are fake.
Lauren is has a huge stick up her ass and is a bitch. I used to LOOOOVE lauren until she became a hypocrite and bitched at heidi for being with spencer and spreading those rumors. lauren herself is a hypoctite because she ditched heidi in the beggining to live with Jason and cryed to all the gossip magazines about what bad people Heidi AND spencer are.. she made america hate them!
TEAM HEIDI
Re: FUCK LAUREN –
I don't think Lauren made America hate Hoedie and Spencer!! America is NOT blind, they can see everything from their own eyes. And if you didn't notice, Lauren says "No comment!" to mostly every magazine or w.e that asks her about those two losers. And Hoedie and Spencer have used every possible way to bash up Lauren. And excuse me, what rumors did Lauren spread? Spencer is the one who spread all the ones. Lauren did not exactly ditch Hoedie for Jason..they still remained friends. It was Hoedie who never contacted Lauren after she moved out. Get your fuckin' facts straight before saying your STUPID shit.
Also, everyone who thinks this show is fake is stupid!! It's not fake, there's just a lot of editting that's involved because they do need to create a story line!!! Spencer and Hoedie are the bitches because the words coming out of their mouths are their own words.
Perez, I love your blog but it's kinda obvious that you are on TEAM HEIDI. Why, does spencer suck your cock? You clearly same to hate Lauren, why because she considers you a loser?